After a morning of chatting with two old guys about national affairs, Ma Xiaohan was a little exhausted. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info He suddenly remembered that he hadn't seen Sun Tiantian for a few days because of the matter of borrowing grain, and at this time he wanted to see Sun Tiantian very much and wanted to hug her. This is the so-called otaku love cute things. (I'm like this, I watched "Dry Sister Little Bury" a few days ago, I can't wait to pinch the face of the violent little buried, interested friends can go and see it)

Ma Xiaohan walked into Sun Tiantian's house and found that Sun Tiantian was not at home. So he began to wander around. When he was looking for it, he thought to himself, if only there were mobile phones in this era.

When he turned to the edge of the waterfall, he saw Sun Tiantian, Sun Tiantian was still King Kong, she was sitting on the ground, holding a tree on all fours, and was sleeping soundly.

"Huhuhuhu......" Sun Tiantian snorted and drooled. Not to mention how cute it is.

Ma Xiaohan walked over quietly, looking at this cute thing, he couldn't help pinching and hugging it. In fact, he knew that this was not good, and it would only bring confusion to Sun Tiantian. People like you, and you still hug and pinch. Doesn't it cause misunderstanding?

But smoking hurts your body, do you smoke? Alcohol hurts your stomach, do you drink? Guarding yourself like jade, have you guarded it? The wildflowers on the side of the road told you not to pick them, did you pick them? Give up your seat on the bus, did you give up? Picked up money on the side of the road, did you hand it over to the police?

Adults can't restrain themselves, let alone a sixteen-year-old otaku.

Sun Tiantian hugged the tree, and Ma Xiaohan hugged her legs.

It's so cute. It's so interesting, it's really like the spirit in "I Am the Great Ming Gorilla", why does she sleep here? How did you transform? Ma Xiaohan thought in his heart, and fell asleep after thinking about it.

When Ma Xiaohan was still Ma Xiaohan, he had a big "Lingling" at home, and he liked to sleep with him in his arms, and he slept very comfortably.

I don't know how long it took, but a movement woke him up, and it was Sun Tiantian who woke him up.

Ma Xiaohan rubbed his eyes and said, "Tiantian, you're awake, why can't you go back?" ”

Sun Tiantian nodded.

"Here, I'll make you sneeze." Saying that, Ma Xiaohan plucked a monkey hair and wanted to tease her.

Sun Tiantian's little femininity has not disappeared, she turned her back and gave Ma Xiaohan a ******. Ma Xiaohan walked around to her again, and she turned around again.

"Tiantian, I haven't played with you for the past few days, are you angry?"

Sun Tiantian thought to herself, you just go and accompany the peach blossom, and what do you care about me.

"Tian Tian, I'll tease you to sneeze, okay, although you are very cute like this, but you have become smaller, isn't it more cute."

Sun Tiantian's nostrils let out a "hum".

I'm cute, and you're still holding peach blossoms. Sun Tian thought stingily.

The scene at this moment is like a father feeding his young daughter to eat, the daughter is unwilling, and the father is coaxing. In the end, Sun Tiantian pouted ******, ran back to the sleeping tree, and then stood and hugged the tree, his face just buried in the thick leaves.

Ma Xiaohan thought that he had snubbed her, and she sulked.

Ma Xiaohan walked to the edge of the tree.

"Tiantian, have you ever heard the story of the tree ghost?" Ma Xiaohan didn't care whether Sun Tiantian wanted to hear it or not, so he continued, "Once upon a time, there was a village, there was a girl in the village, once a girl and a boy quarreled, the boy threw a stone at the girl, and the girl said, you will die tomorrow at noon. The boy was really dead at noon the next day, having drowned while swimming. Again, another boy stoned the girl, and the girl said, "You're going to die tomorrow evening." The next evening, the boy was run over by a passing carriage and died. At this moment, the villagers were terrified, they thought it was a curse on the girl, and they thought that the girl was the embodiment of a demon. In order to protect themselves from the girl's curse, the villagers hanged her from a large tree on a dark and windy night. In fact, the girl is just an ordinary girl, but her unintentional curses have been fulfilled. Her aggrieved soul turned into a demon. Since then, people in this village have been hanging themselves from big trees for no apparent reason. After many villagers died, some began to flee the village. But the strange thing is that the villagers who fled from the village still returned to the village one by one and hanged themselves on the big trees. In the end, the whole village was hanged from a tree. There was a little monkey who climbed up to the tree to play, and when he looked up, he saw that the whole branch was full of people, no, it was a ghost, and they stuck out their long tongues one by one, and surrounded the little monkey, and the ghost said gloomily, do you want to play with us? Yes! You see, sweet they are coming. Ma Xiaohan screamed.

Sun Tiantian retracted her head in fright, pushed away the tree, and then buried her head in her body. Obviously, Ma Xiaohan's ghost story frightened the little girl.

Ma Xiaohan walked up to Sun Tiantian, gently touched her head and said, "Don't be afraid of Tiantian, if the ghost really comes, my brother will protect you." ”

In fact, there are a lot of this kind of ghost stories in Ma Xiaohan's stomach, which were all used to prepare for pickling girls, but he is always ready, but the girls are "poor and blue and fall into the yellow spring, and the two places are gone". At this moment, this ghost story has a special taste for Sun Tiantian.

This frightening made Sun Tiantian's heart go. As soon as her anger subsided, she sneezed violently and returned to her petite appearance.

"Ahh Ma Xiaohan touched Sun Tiantian's head.

"Brother." Sun Tiantian was a little embarrassed.

"Let's go, my brother will take you to eat the fruit."

Ma Xiaohan took Sun Tiantian's hand and walked on the happy path. In this world, Sun Tiantian is his only relative, so in Ma Xiaohan's heart, she is a cute sister.

"Tiantian, my brother taught you to sing a song, okay?"

"Okay."

"I'll sing a sentence, you follow a sentence, and here we go. Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey, you are amazing. ”

"Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey, you are amazing." Sun Tiantian sang along.

Ma Xiaohan: "The Five Elements Mountain can't suppress you, and a Sun Xing pops up." ”

Sun Tiantian: "The Five Elements Mountain can't suppress you, and a Sun Xing pops up"

…………

More than ten days have passed.

"Ma Xiaohan Wenwu School" is still not moving. This made Ma Xiaohan annoyed, wasn't this matter handed over to Elder Shi to do? What has happened so far? At the Standing Committee meeting, Ma Xiaohan asked.

"Elder Shi, didn't I say last time that I would open a civil and martial arts school? Why is there no follow-up? ”

"King Qiyu, the school is located on a meadow on the shore of East Lake, with a beautiful surrounding environment, surrounded by mountains and rivers, and is a good place to be quiet in the middle of the noisy.

"Why can't you recruit it, Huaguoshan but everyone who has a little money, don't they all ask private schools to teach at home? Not to mention far away, aren't fat girls and Xiaocui all taught by private school teachers? Ma Xiaohan also learned about it.

"Wang, there are three private school gentlemen currently in Huaguoshan, one of whom fell from a tree last year and became a vegetative person, and the other two are useless."

"It's okay to use it for a small time, and it's not like a military advisor, so go and invite it quickly."

"King, the two old monkeys are very old, and I am afraid it will be difficult to teach the way of Confucius and Mencius again." Old Givan crepe. Ma Xiaohan thought to himself, people can't be recruited, so you can just teach Lao Ji.

Lao Ji seemed to see Ma Xiaohan's thoughts, and then said: "The old minister's goddaughter (referring to Xiaocui), resentful boudoir; Teaching grandson, timid and cowardly, usually only chanting some crooked poems, although he has the heart to take care of education, but he is afraid of misleading people's children. ”

Ma Xiaohan thought to himself, you old guy is also a thief.

"Since the old private school is old, is there a young private school teacher?"

"Nope."

"Then I'll get a human private school teacher." Ma Xiaohan thinks it's not bad to hire a human teacher.

"The king, the teacher among the human race, as long as he is a little famous, he will need a salary of more than ten taels of silver a month, which is worth a month's ration for a dozen of our monkeys. Furthermore, some time ago, I talked about the teacher's color change. It is said that among the human teachers, there is something about molesting students. We can't lure wolves into the house. Elder Shi advised.

Ma Xiaohan never thought of this.

"What then?"

"King Shengming, naturally I can find the answer through the fog." Elder Shi bowed. These days, he has also read a lot of sage books, but the place where he uses them seems to be a little inappropriate.

At this moment, the king has already found the answer, how can he clear the fog. The king is witty and clever. "Old Ji God mends the knife.

Ma Xiaohan's heart is blocked, these two old guys pull calves all day long, and when they encounter problems, they always push themselves to themselves, is this still the king? That's a rhubarb.

Ma Xiaohan was young and had a good heart, and he was idle, so he went to see the private school teacher, how old he was, he thought to himself, it's a big deal to let them teach in a wheelchair.

According to the address, Ma Xiaohan came to the first old man's house first, but the old man was not at home, so he asked the nearby monkey, and the monkey pointed to it with a hand.

"You see, it's Mr. Jin who is basking in the sun on the hill."

Ma Xiaohan followed the direction and walked over, and as soon as he climbed the hill and was about a hundred meters away from Teacher Jin, Teacher Jin yelled at Ma Xiaohan.

"Beast stop, why did you come to my Huaguo Mountain?"

Ma Xiaohan was really startled by him when he drank like this, thinking that he would become a dog spirit at some point, so he hurriedly looked at himself and touched his face, but fortunately he was still covered in monkey hair and sharp-beaked monkey gills.

Ma Xiaohan continued to climb, and at a distance of about fifty meters, Teacher Jin shouted again: "It's Xiaocui, you still remember me as a teacher, hurry up, let the teacher see you." ”

Ma Xiaohan was shocked again, but figured out the situation - Mr. Jin is short-sighted.

When he almost walked up to Mr. Jin, Ma Xiaohan wanted to say hello, but was preempted by the other party.

"Son, son, aren't you dead, are you still thinking about your father and refusing to leave? Daddy misses you too. Teacher Jin walked over tremblingly and stretched out his longing hand.

Faced with this scene, Ma Xiaohan couldn't help but think of a funny sentence on the Internet: Twenty meters away, six relatives don't recognize, 50 meters away male and female can't be distinguished, and 100 meters away there is no distinction between humans and animals.

Teacher Jin walked to Ma Xiaohan's side with excitement, and after taking a closer look, he said leisurely: "It's okay to make fun of me, it's not my son, you can't be angry earlier, the son doesn't teach your father, your father didn't teach you, respect the teacher?" Oh, I see, you're an orphan, come to me and find a feeling, I'll tell you......"

Teacher Jin has a very good temper, and a series of bombardments made Ma Xiaohan dizzy, and he finally showed his identity, but Mr. Jin still doesn't believe in the identity of King Ma Xiaohan, and it's no wonder that he has been squatting at home for several years. Fortunately, there were other monkeys on the hill, and they recognized Ma Xiaohan.

"Ah, I don't know when the king will be changed. Damn it. ”

"Damn it?" Ma Xiaohan thought to himself that I provoked you, and cursed me to death.

"The old man lost his words, I mean I deserve to die, I was so rude to the king just now, please forgive me." Teacher Jin explained.

"Teacher Jin, it's okay, I won't take it to heart." To tell the truth, Ma Xiaohan didn't treat the profession of a teacher very well, thinking that he was isolated in the class, the teacher also turned a blind eye, and he was bullied by his classmates and ignored it.

"Even if you go to your heart, you can't do anything to me." Teacher Jin smiled.

Ma Xiaohan was stunned, how could this old guy speak.

"Hehe, I have an iron coupon for Danshu, which was given to me by the first king, and I can be exempted from punishment. It's a pity that I haven't used it once, and now that the old bones are going to die, I think I don't want to waste it, and I have to use it once anyway. ”

Ma Xiaohan felt like he was being teased, but for the sake of his original intention, he endured it.

"Teacher Jin, now the flowers of the motherland need you, it's time for you to go down the mountain."

"Ah, down the mountain? Speaking of going down, I think of a song, the sun goes down and still climbs up tomorrow morning, the flowers are still the same next year, and the beautiful birds ......"

Ma Xiaohan knew why the two elders couldn't invite this guy.

"Teacher Jin, I'm sincere......" Before Ma Xiaohan finished speaking, the other party ......

"Huhu......" Mr. Jin fell asleep.

Ma Xiaohan was about to go crazy, but the monkey next to him said: "Teacher Jin has suffered from narcolepsy since the year before last and falls asleep at every turn. It's a blessing to be able to sleep! ”

At this moment the wind is blowing, the horses are barking, and the king's heart is roaring, roaring......