Non-commissioned officers and non-officers (2)
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Class meetings are generally held in Jiang Zhengping's dormitory, where there are three three-drawer tables and seven or eight chairs placed together, which can be regarded as a dormitory and conference room. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Jiang Zhengping is not tall, thin, with a serious expression, not smiling, from the outside, he is the same as the soldiers in the class, neither cold nor hot, with a constant temperature of thirty-seven degrees. In the words of veteran Yang Yanjun, his strength is that he is serious and meticulous; The disadvantage is that he speaks casually and sometimes out of bounds.
"In today's class meeting, I will talk about four questions first------
Jiang Zhengping saw that all nine people in the class had arrived, sat down, and began to speak.
"Comrade squad leader, can today's squad meeting be simpler?"
It was Sergeant Yang Yanjun who spoke, and the sergeant was the former second-class non-commissioned officer.
Yang Yanjun is a veteran of the soldiers in the official class, and has been working in the official class for three or four years. He was originally a car driver in the automobile team of the agency, but he was punished for a vehicle accident and vowed not to drive again for the rest of his life, so he was "delegated" to the official class to do hygiene. He was the only one in the official class who dared to express different opinions in front of Jiang Zhengping, and from time to time he had some problems with this direct leader who was several levels younger than the deflated grain.
"We had a class meeting, I didn't let everyone stand up, and I didn't let the music sing the national anthem, it's not simple enough! I know you're hoping that the class meeting will be over sooner so you can go back and call your girlfriend. Jiang Zhengping was not very happy that Yang Yanjun interrupted his speech in front of several recruits today.
"It doesn't matter if my girlfriend's phone calls are made early or late, I mainly feel that everyone is tired after a day of work, so I should rest early after the meeting." Yang Yanjun quibbled.
"If you are tired, you can recover your strength after resting, but if your heart is too tired, it will affect your work. Comrade Yang Yanjun, I didn't say you, the relationship between you and your girlfriend should not develop so fast, and there is no harm in understanding each other more. I have a fellow countryman, came to Beijing to work for five years, in a company from the delivery man to the sales manager, he dumped his girlfriend in his hometown, and a female foreman in a nearby hotel restaurant got along, the girl who was the foreman looked good, I met with her, as soon as she spoke, there were two small dimples on her face, and the voice was so sweet that people were tired of listening to it. My fellow treated her first, first in the eyes, then in the heart, then in bed, and finally knew that he was fooled. Before that girl knew my fellow countryman, she had ------ with Xiao Zhang, Xiao Wang, Xiao Li, Xiao Zhao, Xiao Liu, and Xiao Ma, and she had made friends with seven or eight boys in no particular order------ and her hypocrisy was cut into small pieces and retailed, and there was only inventory left here to my fellow countryman. After she spent all the sixty or seventy thousand yuan that my fellow had accumulated, she didn't even bother to wave her hand, so she 'bye-bye'. ”
"Squad Leader Jiang, you look at the problem a little one-sidedly, many things can't be generalized, and the same is true for looking at people." Yang Yanjun said with some dissatisfaction.
Jiang Zhengping couldn't listen to Yang Yanjun's words, and said disdainfully: "Now some girls in the city are very simple in appearance, but in fact, they have a lot of eyes, similar to a hornet's nest. When they saw the money, they not only opened their eyes, but even their mouths opened wide, and they couldn't wait to stretch out another hand from their throats, they liked Prince Charming, and preferred the 'BMW man', because 'BMW' was worth more than White. There are also some girls who really want to find a boyfriend, different from the female liar who plays with my countryman's feelings, but her attitude is also very unserious. ”
"Comrade squad leader, don't say that grapes are sour if you can't eat grapes, your current level of understanding of some problems can only be adapted to the leadership of us to engage in hygiene, you should first talk about the four problems that we are going to talk about today, and after we finish speaking, we can go back to rest. I don't interject when you're talking, and you don't 'meddle' when we're talking about girlfriends. ”
"What is meddle-in, do you think I'm ruining your relationship or violating your privacy? Wrong! As a class leader, I want to know if you are in a relationship, what your girlfriend's name is, what kind of work she does, and what kind of impact it has on your work and life, so that I can keep you politically guarded. It seems that Comrade Yang Yanjun is not alone in our class who is distracted now, Comrade Lin Changqing, I recently found out that you are always answering the phone calls of female comrades, are you also talking about friends? ”
Lin Changqing, who is chubby, is a corporal, and the corporal is the former first-class non-commissioned officer, because of his relatively young qualifications, he is more polite in front of Jiang Zhengping, Yang Yanjun and several other veterans. Hearing the squad leader's question, he hurriedly blushed and said: "Report to the squad leader, I can't say that I am friends with the girl who came to call, she has not been working in Beijing for a long time, and I just met her when the villagers had dinner together, and we just have a good impression of each other." ”
"What's the matter with A and B, it's not a relationship if you have a good impression of each other, I heard others say that her surname is Lin, right?"
Yang Yanjun couldn't help but muttered in a low voice next to him: "KGB!" ”
"Yes, her name is Lin Yujie." Lin Changqing replied honestly.
"Your surname is Lin, and her surname is Lin, and the two of you are in love with the same surname! She's a fellow county with you? Jiang Zhengping chased after him and asked seriously.
"The two of us are in the front and back villages, only three miles apart."
"Not only are you 'with the same surname' now, but it seems that you are also preparing to 'marry close relatives' in the future, what does she do?"
"Head of the materials team in the hair salon."
"Hey, the big and small are also a leading cadre, and as soon as you marry her, you will become a family member of a cadre."
"No, no, squad leader, she doesn't have as many officers as you, and she doesn't have as many soldiers as you."
"Although I also have a leader as a non-commissioned officer, I am still a soldier in essence, not an officer. I don't have many soldiers under my command, and I have carved your names on wooden blocks, which is not enough to make a chess deck. ”
Yang Yanjun heard the squad leader's words getting farther and farther away, exaggeratedly raised his left arm, looked at his watch, and then sighed loudly.
Jiang Zhengping glanced at Yang Yanjun dissatisfied, and said seriously: "I asked you about your personal problems, just to tell you that according to the regulations of the army, soldiers are not allowed to fall in love at the station. My understanding of this regulation is that 'you are not allowed to fall in love at the station' means that you are not in the station and you are talking about girls of the opposite sex in the local area, and you are talking about girls from your hometown who have come to Beijing to work. At the same time, I would like to remind you that you should be particularly cautious on the issue of marriage and love, and do not overestimate yourself, although we are now working and living in Beijing, the capital, but here we are only 'three no' products: one has no hukou, two has no funds, and three has no relationship, and the local civil servants are state cadres; The civil servant of the army is just an orderly, doing odd jobs! ”
Jiang Zhengping saw Yang Yanjun frowning impatiently, so he put the brakes on the topic of the slide, and said reluctantly: "Okay, don't say anything else, now have a class meeting, I'll talk about the first question first------"