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Liao Huokang is on a solo mission for the first time today, and he is mainly responsible for the sanitation of the corridors of the office building of the logistics department and several public toilets. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

It is of course much easier to do hygiene in an office building with air conditioning in summer and heating in winter, and to work in Beijing, where the buildings are high and the roads are wide, than to farm in his hometown.

In the months of recruit training, the biggest officer Liao Huokang saw was the head of the recruit regiment, which was a capable man with two bars and two stars on his shoulders. When he first arrived at the official class, Liao Huokang once secretly asked Yang Yanjun, a veteran who lived in the same dormitory as him: "I saw a chief with a yellow card on his shoulder today, he is older, did he make a mistake?" ”

Yang Yanjun asked him strangely: "How did you think that he made a mistake?" ”

"I see on TV that when I play football, it's a 'yellow card' for players who make mistakes."

"Silly hat, the people who carry the yellow card are all senior chiefs, generals! The highest military rank among the cadres of the Logistics Department. ”

Yang Yanjun's voice was very high, and he seemed to be angry at Liao Huokang's ignorance.

In the next few days, Liao Huokang was so frightened that he didn't dare to speak out loud in front of Yang Yanjun.

Some time ago, it was a veteran who took a recruit to work, Liao Huokang followed the veteran, worked more, talked less, paid attention to the actions of the veteran, learned the words of the veteran, and was cautious everywhere. It wasn't until this afternoon that the squad leader assigned the recruits a task and let them fly solo.

Liao Huokang carefully wiped down the toilets, urinals, window sills, and wash basins of several toilets on the floor, picked up the mop and began to mop the floor of the corridor.

The lights in the corridor were not very bright, and Liao Huokang stared at the ground seriously, dragging the corners and corners clean. The squad leader said that after the civil servants finished cleaning every day, he had to carefully inspect and comment on the inspection the next day, and Liao Huokang wanted to leave a good impression on the squad leader.

Inside, there was still a light in an office near the elevator, and there was no movement in it, and the incandescent light squeezed through the crack under the door, drawing a strip of light on the floor of the hallway. Liao Huokang thought to himself, it was so late, there should be no one in the office anymore, it must be that the chief forgot to turn off the lights when he got off work. Liao Huokang stood outside the door and hesitated, feeling that he should knock on the door, if there was really no one inside, he would go in and turn off the lights and do a good deed.

Liao Huokang flexed his fingers and knocked softly on the door, which was very crisp in the silent corridor.

A loud "please come in" in the office startled Liao Huokang.

Liao Huokang had no choice but to push open the door and saw two cadres, one fat and one thin, sitting on two desks side by side and playing on the computer.

Liao Huokang had no choice but to enter the house, and said in a trembling voice: "Chief, I ------"

The fat cadre said to Liao Huokang: "Don't be nervous, little comrade, speak slowly if you have something to say." ”

"I want to ask the chief if he needs me to do something."

"No, we'll clean the office by ourselves when we go to work tomorrow morning. I haven't seen you before, you're a new recruit, right? ”

The fat cadre asked Liao Huokang again.

"Chief, I'm a new recruit, and my hometown is Chifeng, Inner Mongolia." Liao Huokang was cramped and uneasy, put down the mop, stood upright, straightened his waist and replied.

"Don't be so nervous about talking to us in the future, please take a break! Your home is in Chifeng City? ”

"No, it's from the country." Liao Huokang quickly withdrew the two-thirds of his left foot that had just stretched out, and still stood upright to answer.

"You're sixteen years old this year, who arrested you 'Zhuangding'?" The fat cadre asked him with a smile again.

"Report to the chief, I was picked up by the corps, not by others, and I am not sixteen years old." Liao Huokang straightened his waist and quietly stood on his heels to answer.

"Not sixteen! What about your old life? ”

"I'm ten, eighteen!"

"Eighteen? Eighteen years old, and two years old! ”

"Chief, I—I'm really eighteen years old, and I've been working since before I joined the army."

"What do you do?"

"Working in a factory in the city."

"How many years have you been working?"

"Two and a half months."

"Ho! That's a master. You grew up in the countryside, worked as a worker, and now you have joined the army. ”

"Yes, Chief!"

"I'm not the chief, don't call me the chief in the future, I'm the same as you, I'm a 'foot' long, and I run errands in the agency."

"Yes, Chief!"

"Why do you still call the chief?"

"Yes, feet, feet long!"

"It's not nice to have long 'feet', you can just call me Assistant Hao in the future."

"Yes, 'good' assistant."

Another thinner cadre also stopped tapping his hand on the Jianpan, raised his head, and said to Liao Huokang with a smile: "Young man, don't be so restrained, you are tired from work, come, sit on the chair and rest for a while." Are you willing to be a soldier in an agency? ”

Liao Huokang didn't dare to move the place, let alone sit on the chair, and stood straight and replied: "I'm willing, but I'm more willing to be a navy." ”

"Why?"

"My grandfather said that the navy uses artillery to fight, and the army uses guns to fight, and fighting artillery is more enjoyable than fighting guns. My grandfather also said that the Americans now have aircraft carriers, and we will build aviation ships in the future, which are raised by **** bitches. ”

Both the fat and thin cadres burst out laughing. The thin cadre asked Liao Huokang: "What education level are you?" ”

"Me? Education? High School Graduation! ”

"I know that some of you, especially those from remote rural areas, whether they graduated from primary school or junior high school, fill in 'high school graduation' in the 'education level' column when they enlist in the army."

Liao Huokang blushed and didn't dare to say anything.

"It doesn't matter if the education level is low, you can still study culture after you join the army."

"Yes, good assistant."

"Why do you call me 'Assistant Hao'?"

"Our squad leader said that there are many staff officers in the headquarters of the troops, many officers in the political department, and many assistants in the logistics department.

"His surname is Hao, and you call him Assistant Hao. Call me to call Assistant Yan, my surname is Yan, Yan Xishan's 'Yan', do you know Yan Xishan? ”

Liao Huokang shook his head: "I don't know!" ”

"Have you watched some very popular blind date shows on TV some time ago? There is a girl named Yan Fengjiao in one of the shows, this person you should know that Assistant Yan is a family with her. The assistant surnamed Hao said to Liao Huokang on the side.

Liao Huokang nodded and said, "We all love to watch blind date shows, but the squad leader asked us to watch them only once a week." I know Yan Fengjiao, she is very beautiful, but she is too arrogant, no one looks down on her, and I heard others say that she is still a model. ”

Assistant Yan interrupted the conversation between Assistant Hao and Liao Huokang, and said to Assistant Hao dissatisfied: "You think that our surname Yan is no good person, I said that my surname Yan Xishan' 'Yan' is embarrassing enough, you have also pulled people with other surnames that have been very controversial recently into our surname Yan, doesn't it make me even more faceless!" ”

Assistant Hao refuted Assistant Yan and said: "I know a little bit about surnames, there is 'Yan' without 'Yan' in "Shuowen Jie Zi", 'Yan' is a post-secular character, strictly speaking, it is not a separate surname, but a misuse of 'Yan' simplified words." ”

Liao Huokang saw the two assistants fighting there, but they didn't pay attention to themselves, picked up the mop and wanted to slip away quietly. At this moment, Jiang Zhengping, the leader of the official squad, shouted to him outside the office door: "Liao Huokang, have you finished the sanitation here?" ”

"The class leader has personally come to the front line to inspect the work, come in and sit for a while!" Assistant Hao heard Jiang Zhengping's voice outside, so he stopped exchanging words with Assistant Yan and greeted him with a smile.

Jiang Zhengping walked into the office, nodded at the two cadres, and said with a smile: "Thank you, Assistant Hao, we haven't finished cleaning today, and we'll sit down when we have time in the future." You're working overtime, so don't bother! ”

Jiang Zhengping said, pulling the sleeve of Liao Huokang, who had just retreated to the door, and pulled him out of the office.