Liu Bei Zhang Fei saw Sun Tiantian fall to the ground and rushed up, but in the end, Liu Bei was close, so he got the "platform". Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Big brother!" Liu Bei held up Sun Tiantian's half body and called eagerly.

"It's the eldest sister, Beibei, why don't you even distinguish between male and female." Zhang Fei added.

Ma Xiaohan, who was running in a hurry, couldn't help but slow down when he saw such a scene.

These two melon babies, what kind of trouble? Ma Xiaohan was confused.

Sun Tiantian gradually opened her eyes under the cordial call of Liu Bei and Zhang Fei.

"Yikes!" Sun Tiantian exclaimed, like a drunk chick who woke up to find that she had nothing and an idiot around her.

"Eldest sister, don't be afraid." Zhang Fei appeased.

With the admiration of the waves of the river, the human-monkey exchange meeting began, and Zhang Feimei danced to render the battle and Sun Tiantian's might. Sun Tiantian listened with relish, as if she was listening to someone else's story, because she lost her memory after the rampage. During this period, Guan Yu climbed up and joined the ranks of Kanda Mountain.

The final result of Kan Dashan is to promote Sun Tiantian as the eldest sister, and then Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei in turn.

"No, no, I can't afford that." Sun Tiantian declined.

"If you can't afford it, who else can be our big brother?" Zhang Fei said.

"Eldest sister, please let us serve you for the rest of your life." Guan Yu said.

"Eldest sister, let's allow Beibei to make a pair of leather shoes." Liu Bei lightly lifted Sun Tiantian's bare feet and said pityingly.

"Eldest sister, please let me cook you a bowl of braised pork." Zhang Fei also offered his affection.

"Feifei, lend me some pig feet, I want to roast soybean stewed pig feet for my eldest sister to eat, eldest sister, my skills are good, you must fulfill me." Guan Yu said with tears in his eyes. In this way, "three fools" you and I offered affection, and Ma Xiaohan, who was on the side, couldn't help laughing. smiled and the wound hurt, only to realize that he was still a sick number.

Sick Ma Xiaohan felt a thump in his chest, and the injury from the impact just now surged into his heart, and he couldn't help but spit out a mouthful of blood, and the arrow wound on his leg was also oozing blood.

Liu Bei looked at it and immediately took out a strong pill: "This monkey brother, I was offended just now, please forgive me, there is a Nine Turns Soul Rejuvenation Pill here, and the injury will be fine immediately after eating it." ”

"What, is there a production date and a deadline?" Ma Xiaohan saw that this black thing didn't even have a packaging box, and pinched it on Liu Bei's hand, and happened to see the hand holding the pill scratching his crotch, and he was a little hesitant in his heart.

"Brother, take it quickly." Sun Tiantian believed in Liu Bei very much.

Ma Xiaohan thought about it as a big deal and died, it's okay to die, you can settle accounts with Representative Huang, so he took the pill with the noble sentiment that I don't go to hell and who will go to hell.

After eating it, I was so nervous in my heart that I was still afraid of death after all. Ten minutes later, Ma Xiaohan felt a great heat all over his body, and the wound actually healed from scarring, which seemed to be good medicine.

The "three fools" insisted on recognizing Sun Tiantian as the eldest sister. Sun Tiantian looked at Ma Xiaohan and said, "Brother, what do you think about this matter." ”

Hearing this familiar line, Ma Xiaohan almost blurted out: My lord, there must be something strange about this matter.

"It's okay, it's fun to have fun with a few younger brothers." Ma Xiaohan thought it was quite funny.

Although Ma Xiaohan gave an opinion, Sun Tiantian was still hesitant. After knowing that Ma Xiaohan was Sun Tiantian's elder brother, the "three fools" weighed it comprehensively and finally made a "shocking" decision.

That is, to recognize Ma Xiaohan as the eldest brother, Sun Tiantian as the eldest sister, and then Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei. In other words, the original three-person alliance became a five-person alliance. At first, Ma Xiaohan and Sun Tiantian refused, but in the end, they couldn't resist the frenzied request of the "three fools" - if we didn't agree, we would commit suicide.

Put peaches on the table, put on the wine bowl filled with chicken blood, it is the Taoyuan Five Knots, but it seems that there is still something missing.

"Feifei, why do you only remember to carry the chicken, and you didn't bring incense, this bit of incense can be regarded as a declaration to the heavens, and the five of us will marry Jinlan."

"Brother Yu, how can this be done." Zhang Fei fumbled on his body anxiously.

"You two are stupid now, and now the benefits of men smoking are manifested." As he spoke, Liu Bei took out a pack of "Journey to the West" cigarettes, stuffed five cigarettes in his mouth in one go, then lit them and handed one to each person. Ma Xiaohan is also stupid, is there a mistake in the era when this cigarette appeared.

Five people began to pray with cigarettes.

"I don't want to be born on the same day and month of the same year, but I want to die on the same day and month of the same year." The five of them spoke in unison.

Ma Xiaohan thought to himself: If you really die on the same day, the same month, and the same year, you guys won't have to snicker, Lao Tzu will have to press for five hundred years just under the Wuzhi Mountain.

At the time of the worship, the unconscious Xiao Ji woke up, and the scattered monkeys approached. Several elders and deacons were surprised to see that the "three fools" could recognize Ma Xiaohan as the eldest brother, and at the same time began to plan something.

After the five of them finished bowing, Liu Bei took the lead and bowed his hand to Ma Xiaohan and said, "From now on, you will be my eldest brother." Then Guan Yu and Zhang Fei also bowed to Ma Xiaohan.

"Big ...... Eldest brother. Sun Tiantian felt that it was awkward to call the eldest brother.

Ma Xiaohan lowered his voice and said to Sun Tiantian: "You still call me brother, it's comfortable to listen to." ”

Sun Tian smiled sweetly.

After a "Three Fools Havoc in the Bora House", another "War of the Apes", and finally a "Taoyuan Five Knots", it was already dark, and the atmosphere began to be lively, the monkeys came back, the bonfire was lit, the fruit and wine were put on the table, and the enthusiastic host Hongmao also stood back in the center of the stage.

"As the saying goes, if you don't fight, you don't know each other. After an exciting battle, our king Monkey King and the three heroes form a brotherhood ...... the opposite sex. ”

"What?" Ma Xiaohan's monkey body was shocked, and he stood up abruptly and said, "You wait for me for a while, when will I become a king." ”

Ma Xiaohan has been afraid of being a king since he saw Xiao Ji being abandoned, this so-called king is, sing your praises as a poem when you are fine, and push you out to meet death when you have something, such a monkey king must not be.

"It seems that this sudden good news makes our King Sun very excited." The red hairs are talking nonsense with their eyes open.

Excited you hair, whoever the fuck wants to be whom, I don't want to be. This is Ma Xiaohan's heart, but before he could say it, an old monkey sitting next to him pouted and said leisurely, the monkey king has the right to pay pei. Ma Xiaohan looked down at the pouting old monkey.

"You don't want other monkeys to have your sister Sun Tiantian, or do you mean that you don't care about your sister's happiness?"

"......" Ma Xiaohan was speechless for a while, he looked at Sun Tiantian, who was playing with the little monkey in the distance, and found that she was shy and showed a bright smile. Living alone, no matter how strong your body is, your heart is always empty and lonely. Ma Xiaohan has a deep understanding of this, the pain of being isolated by his classmates, disgusted by girls, and even looked down upon by his relatives, how many nights he fantasizes about becoming a school bully, a handsome guy, and a gathering of all the good.

In addition, a scene of Sun Tiantian blocking arrows for him regardless of his life also appeared in front of his eyes.

She's willing to sacrifice herself for me, so what's the point of me being a monkey king.

"You're smart." Ma Xiao said coldly, "Who are you?" ”

"The single word of the monkey is a 'stone'. He is the second elder who is in charge of personnel and is second only to Elder Ji. Elder Shi continued, "Since you appeared, the monkey demon has been taken away, which shows your blessing. The 'three fools' can call you the big brother, which shows your strength, you are the real king who can protect the monkeys. This decision was unanimously voted on by all the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain, with a pass rate of 98%. ”

"But I've just arrived."

"It came at the right time."

After speaking, Elder Shi stood up and bowed as a sign of respect.

Ma Xiaohan thought to himself, this guy is still quite a monkey. After thinking about it, I accepted this so-called monkey king. After accepting, it was a celebration, and the monkeys from various positions came to toast, plus Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and Liu Bei also came to join in the fun. But it's strange to say, Ma Xiaohan, who has never drunk before, is not drunk with a thousand cups, it seems that Sun Wukong's physique, in addition to not being able to fight to death, is also not drunk with wine.

After three rounds of drinking, Ma Xiaohan found Xiao Ji who looked like frost, he sat there dejectedly, not eating or drinking, looking strange and pitiful. There are two kinds of people in the world, one kind of people have seen the darkness, and after tasting the bitterness and loneliness brought by the darkness, their hearts have become dark, and they even want to pass on this darkness to others. Another kind of person, because he has seen the darkness and knows the bitterness and loneliness of the darkness, seals the darkness in his memory and brings the sunshine to others.

Ma Xiaohan belongs to the latter, although he can't talk about how dark his sixteen-year career is, but he hasn't tasted much joy.

Ma Xiaohan picked up a peach and walked to Xiao Ji......