Ma Xiaohan showed favor to Xiao Ji, which made Xiao Ji very moved, crying dad and crying mother hugged Ma Xiaohan and cried bitterly, yes, from the king to the commoner, it was as fast as a roller coaster. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info was lifted up to the sky by the monkeys, but now he fell back to the ground; Originally, there were a lot of monkeys around who offered their affection, but now I want to be a lonely old man; Originally, there was a group of female fans screaming to marry her, but now they have all turned black and slandered him.

On the other hand, the "three fools" are good at talking and only persuading them to go down the mountain. At the time of parting, Liu Bei drunkenly took Ma Xiaohan's hand and said, "Big brother, I won't sell straw sandals in the future." I want to cooperate with my eldest brother and sell peaches, and I will find a dealer if you encourage the monkeys to plant peach trees and pick peaches. I've thought about the brand, it's called 'Peach', what do you think, big brother. ”

"I'm bullish. I can still trust your Liu Bei's business acumen. Ma Xiaohan also said nonsense.

The "three fools" waved goodbye happily, "Big brother and sister, we will come again." ”

One farce ended, but another came to an end.

Half a month later. Bora House. Chamber.

"King, there are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is great." Said the monkey in charge of family planning.

"My lord, what Deacon Pan said is very true." Lao Ji also agreed.

Ma Xiaohan was very depressed in his heart: Who the hell am I going to do filial piety with, it turns out that the world can't go back, this world, as the Monkey King, I am fatherless and motherless, you insist on saying that there is a father, then according to the legend, it may be the Buddha, I want to hug his thigh, but Lafayette may not be willing to recognize me as a son.

"My lord, I know that there is a female monkey who is quite beautiful. A thick and smooth monkey hair, sharp teeth and a sharp mouth, especially the dexterous tail, and the small claws......" Lao Ji said while teasing with his eyes, trying his best to render how attractive the female monkey's posture was, when it came to the fiery red buttocks, Ma Xiaohan's heart really rolled up and down.

Ma Xiaohan thought to himself: what thick monkey hair, what fangs and sharp mouths, what dexterous tails, what fiery buttocks. I don't want to fucking ****.

Although Ma Xiaohan is now in the form of a monkey, in the final analysis, Ma Xiaohan's essence is still human, who makes him still retain his previous memories.

"Excuse me, such a good female monkey, who is it, why do you keep it, you have to wait until I come before you marry me."

"Hehe, your lord, you get to the point." Lao Ji smiled slyly, as if waiting for this sentence, "This female monkey is the pearl of my family." ”

Ma Xiaohan looked at Lao Ji, whose monkey hair had turned white, and said, "It turned out to be Elder Ji's granddaughter." ”

"No, it's the old man's own daughter."

"What? Daughter, isn't that Xiao Ji's mother? ”

"No, no, Xiao Ji's mother is the eldest daughter of the old man, and the pearl of the palm is the old man's second daughter Xiao Cui."

Ma Xiaohan thought to himself: Isn't this an older leftover girl? And it's also at the level of a Golden Leftover Fighter.

Ma Xiaohan only thought that Elder Lao Ji wanted to sell the leftover girls in the family, but he didn't think of the deep reason inside. Elder Lao Ji is the first elder in the monkey group, and on the day when the three fools made trouble in the Baolai house, the monkey group voted to remove the cowardly Xiao Ji, although he is the great elder, but the facts are there, and there is no way to recover. Now, in order to stabilize his position, he can only climb to the relationship of the Monkey King, and the position of the first elder can be kept.

Lao Ji's careful thinking was immediately seen by Elder Shi.

"King, after marrying, it's better to be cautious." Elder Shi arched his hand and said.

Ma Xiaohan was worried about how to refuse, and when he saw that someone seemed to be opposed, he said: "Yes, yes, yes, think about it in the long run." I'm still young and in no hurry to get married. ”

"No, what the minister means is to cast a big net, how can the king marry a wife limited to one family, and let the female monkeys of the entire monkey group come out for the king to choose. Master of Ceremonies, you look good. ”

"Great king, there must be grass within ten steps, and there is nothing strange beyond a hundred steps. The little cui of Elder Lao Ji's hometown is fragrant grass and strange flowers, but they are all a hundred steps away. "The master of ceremonies turned out to be red-haired.

Ma Xiaohan looked at this red hair and felt angry, he said: "You are a strange person, do you know?" ”

"Ah, the minister only dares to be a green leaf, where can he dare to be wonderful." Redfur thought he was praising him.

On the other side, Lao Ji's face was solemn, Xiao Ji's resignation was a heavy blow to him, and the red hair, who was good at seeing the wind and making the rudder, had abandoned himself and turned to the shrewd Elder Shi.

Although the subordinates took the trouble to ask Ma Xiaohan to marry a wife, Ma Xiaohan finally refused on the pretext that he had not recovered from his injuries in the fight with the three fools.

After the Standing Committee dispersed, a few monkeys who were attached to Elder Shi asked: "Our king is unusual, other monkey kings are in a hurry to establish a harem as soon as they succeed to the throne, but how can the current monkey king be like a monk monkey." ”

"Is there something wrong with our king?"

"If you have a problem in that regard, use Huiyuan Holy Treasure."

"Yes, he's good and I'm good."

"Don't make any noise." Elder Shi opened his mouth, "Which monkey can not be ashamed, the reason why the king doesn't like it is because you didn't mention the female monkey in his mind. ”

"Oh? Which female monkey? ”

"Huh." Elder Shi didn't reveal the mystery, but continued, "Let's surprise the king. ”

Maybe it was a surprise for other monkeys, but for Ma Xiaohan, who had a human mind, it was definitely a fright.

When the monkeys held a celebration meeting at the "Baolai House" under the pretext of a bumper harvest, Ma Xiaohan found that it was not a "harvest party" at all, but a "post-election meeting", to be exact, a post-election competition. Between the two trees hung a banner with a few words written crookedly: The First Post-Election Contest for the United States.

"Your Majesty, is the minister arranging it well?" Elder Shi wanted to come and please him.

"Okay, you're doing a good job." Ma Xiaohan said through gritted teeth.

Judging from the tone, everyone can hear that this is a counterword, but unfortunately Elder Shi is a monkey, so he can't hear it.

The stage is very simple, it is rebuilt on the basis of the ring, which was originally used for the Monkey King Competition, and now it is used for beauty pageants. The host monkey is still red-haired.

"It's the season of peach blossoms, and we're gathered here to choose a queen for the king. First of all, I would like to thank our king for his approval and encouragement of this event, and thank Elder Shi of the post-election organizing committee for his tireless efforts to find all the beauties from the cliffs, from the neighbors, from the deep mountains and old forests, and from the various monkeys to participate in this event, and finally thank Huaguo Mountain Angry You Beverage Unlimited Company and Choking You Food Group for their sponsorship of this event. Thank you. ”

Ma Xiaohan's heart is cold, what cliffs, what deep mountains and old forests, where are these wild goods. The current situation is like asking a person to pick a wild boar in the wild boar herd to give pei, the problem is no longer fat and thin, but across races.

Ma Xiaohan cried, his heart was very painful, how could the monkey's body, the human soul not be painful. Ma Xiaohan's tears were ...... in the monkey's eyes

"You see the king is moved to cry, Elder Shi, it seems that our surprise is really big enough." A monkey flatters Elder Shi.

"Hehe, it seems that I will soon be able to become the first elder." Elder Shi shook his head and said.

"That's that, that's." A few monkeys around him also flattered.

The post-election game kicked off with the shouts and whistles of the monkeys.

Ma Xiaohan wanted to leave, but he didn't know how to end it after leaving, and then he saw that the monkeys were so interested, and everyone was holding themselves, and they really couldn't take a step. Every time a female monkey comes out, the male monkey below makes an exclamation sound, and then it is dancing, jumping up and down, and the **** in his eyes gathers into a red heart. There are a few female monkeys who also carefully put a few POSS, this kind of monkey POSS, the electric male monkeys are about to spasm, and they are all about to go. But in Ma Xiaohan's view, this is a monkey show, just a human who plays monkeys.

"King, please look, the pearl of the old man's palm is coming out." Elder Lao Ji reminded Ma Xiaohan.

After the host monkey Hongmao reported Xiao Cui's name, the male monkey below wailed.

"Ah, why did Xiaocui, who is as guarded as a jade, also come to participate."

"My dream girl, my dream is shattered."

"My idol. Woohoo......"

……………… Anyway, from the sighs and sighs of the monkeys, I heard that Xiaocui was not unable to marry, but ...... But what?

"By the way, I haven't asked yet, why Xiaocui didn't think about getting married until now, judging from this popularity, she shouldn't worry about getting married." Ma Xiaohan asked Lao Ji.

"Hehe......" Lao Ji smiled and said, "The old man's daughter Xiaocui made a vow not to marry if she is not a hero, not to marry a monkey king, not to marry a talent who has been through heaven and earth, and not to ......."

Originally, I listened to it and listened to the truth, but when Lao Ji said the eighteenth "non", Ma Xiaohan really couldn't listen to it anymore, so he signaled him to stop, this kind of disguised whisker slapping horse was too naked.

This chat and shouting has been for a while, but I don't see the monkey come out, I really hold the pipa and half cover my face, and I can't call it out for a long time.

Later, it finally came out, it was a medium-sized female monkey, but it was still more distinctive than other female monkeys, first, it looked cleaner than other female monkeys, not free-range, like domestic; Second, the posture of walking. The other female monkeys are all standard monkey steps, either jumping and jumping, as if they have eaten fairy water, or they are on tiptoe three times and swaying over. This guy, although he walks slowly, walks a little like a human. Insert a sentence: Ma Xiaohan's walking is still quite human. (For a specific view, please refer to the image of Monkey King in the old version of "Journey to the West".) ）

"King, my name is Xiaocui. He has a wide range of hobbies and poetry and songs. The king, please listen to my poem, the king lives at the head of the Yangtze River, the slave family lives at the end of the Yangtze River, thinks about the king every day and does not see the king, and drinks the water of the Yangtze River together. Xiao Cui's voice was crisp, and she was quite capable of doing things.

But Ma Xiaohan didn't eat this trick.

My mother, don't drink water, I will give you to commit suicide by throwing yourself into the river. Although Ma Xiaohan thought so, his mouth still had to stay in Germany, "Not bad, not bad, graduated from the Chinese department." ”

"Huh? Yes, yes, graduated. "Where did Lao Ji know that he graduated from the Chinese department, but he felt that it must be a good word, so he coped with it. He thought to himself: Good things are coming.

Ten minutes later, Xiao Cui went down with her fiery red ass.

The host monkey red fur came up again.

"Now I want to introduce the last finale contestant, she has the beauty of the monkey and ape, has a kind and gentle character, has a world-class talent, has the royal spirit of the world, she is the empty valley orchid, beautiful and refined, she is a clear water hibiscus, natural carving. Her name is just as sweet as she makes us feel. Miss Sun Tiantian, please. ”

"Buzz buzz......" when I heard the name Sun Tiantian. Ma Xiaohan's brain was full of flies.

Xiao Ji and Lao Ji also dropped their jaws in shock.

Only Elder Shi smiled without revealing it.