Chapter 1 Worship Guanyin in Jinshan Temple
In the spring of February, Jinshan Temple is full of tourists. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
Under the rain of fragrant apricot blossoms, pilgrims brought their relatives and friends to burn incense to celebrate the birthday of the Bodhisattva of great compassion and compassion.
Li Mo held the Pu knife in his hand, standing in front of the Guanyin Pavilion of Jinshan Temple unhappily, full of complaints!
He had only fallen drunken last night, and had woken up to this strange place, still wearing the kind of coarse cloth trapping uniform that was common on television.
Li Mo's first thought at that time was that he had been tricked, and he was about to scold loudly, but he was kicked in the ass.
"Si'er, are you still grinding? Aunt Seventh will finish burning the incense soon! If you can't find us later, I'm afraid that we'll have to wear small shoes again! ”
Li Mo looked up and saw an ordinary-looking man standing in front of him.
The man has a slight eagle nose, not tall or short, except for an eye-catching ancient costume, he can barely play six and a half minutes.
Okay, now the tricks are so bloody, and they also get two sets of the same costumes, Taobao goods!
Li Mo was about to mock a few words, but before he could say anything, he wisely closed his voice.
Not for anything else, just because he saw that the eagle-nosed man was carrying a heavy, bright and simple knife in his hand.
The cold light on the knife told him that this guy was definitely not snapping on Taobao!
After such a stunned effort, the eagle-nosed man flew in again, "Hurry up, I don't want to be scolded by Aunt Seventh again!" ”
Looking at the golden big knife dangling in front of his eyes, Li Mo quickly got up from the ground, "Well, let's go!" ”
The eagle-nosed man was satisfied, and walked side by side with Li Mo, nagging as he walked, "I said Si'er, this unlucky errand is our turn every time!" Aunt Seven is really good enough to toss. According to me, where did she come to worship the Buddha and burn incense? It is clear that I made a special trip to see Zen Master Fahai! This Fahai—"
"Fahai?" Li Mo couldn't help but interrupt the man's words, "Don't tell me, it's that Fahai from Jinshan Temple!" ”
The eagle-nosed man glanced at Li Mo strangely, "Are you crazy?" Aren't we standing in Jinshan Temple now? ”
Li Mo felt that all his souls had been hollowed out, "This is Zhenjiang?" ”
"Nonsense!" The eagle-nosed man said angrily, "Si'er, aren't you really crazy?" ”
As he spoke, he touched Li Mo's forehead with his hand, "It doesn't seem to be too hot?" Could it be that you have been stumped? ”
Li Mo waved his hand to open the eagle-nosed man's hand, "Okay, tell me, who am I?" ”
"Oh my God!" The eagle-nosed man bit his hand in surprise, "Si'er, are you really scared?" Or in the Golden Mountain Temple? How is this possible?! ”
Enough is enough, really! Li Mo's heart was crying blood.
So the brain-dead crossing that has been ridiculed by him countless times, this time is retribution on him?!
Moreover, it is worn into the Legend of the White Snake!
Can he ask for a reboot and quit!
Even though his heart had already turned upside down, Li Mo didn't dare to show it.
His right hand trembled slightly and touched the saber at his waist, thick and cold, so heavy that he could barely hold it.
In case they locked him up as crazy, he felt that he would not be able to carry the knife and walk away.
And, even if you retreat with your whole body, where can you retreat?
Before Li Mo could sort out his identity, he was led by the eagle-nosed man to the front hall of the Guanyin Pavilion.
In front of the Guanyin Pavilion, there are crowds of people and cigarette smoke.
Those green smoke dancing in the wind were like the thoughts in Li Mo's heart at this time, tangled and incomprehensible.
"Zen Master Fahai is out!"
There was a sudden high-pitched scream in the crowd, like the sound of a big sale in a supermarket, attracting the girls who were waiting to enter the temple and enter the incense.
That's right, these pilgrims who gathered around the door and waited to enter the temple to enter the temple for incense, all of them were girls.
They wore red and green one by one, painted powder and wiped their cheeks, and dressed up in fancy clothes.
It's not like it's coming to incense, but it's like a blind date.
Relying on their youth and strength, they left the half-aged with thick foundation behind them, and squeezed the newcomer Li Mo into the Guanyin Pavilion.
Although he was forced to move forward, Li Mo had to admit that it felt good to be huddled in a pile of fat powder!
He doesn't touch the ground at all, and he is surrounded by pleasant scents and a soft touch that is unique to a girl.
Throwing away the panic of wearing here for no reason, Li Mo only had one word left in his mind at this time, cool!
However, beauty is always short-lived, and with a plopping sound, Li Mo's happy time is fleeting.
The girls who rushed into the hall suddenly changed direction, and Li Mo, who was squeezed in, suddenly fell to the ground, leaving a few shallow embroidered shoe prints of unknown girls on his back and hands.
Li Mo got up from the ground and calmly patted the soil on his body.
If it comes, it will be safe.
Compared with being a hard single dog with no car and no house in modern times, he suddenly realized the beauty of ancient times.
I've heard that polygamy is popular here! Ha ha!
No matter where he is, his greatest wish without relatives and reason is to marry a beautiful lady and live in a private house!
With this good wish, Li Mo instantly adjusted his mentality, he wanted to integrate into this era as soon as possible.
I heard that the people who travel through bring countless plug-ins, so I'm afraid that the glory that belongs to him will come soon!
Hahaha! Li Mo couldn't help but tilt his head at a forty-five degree angle, pinched his waist and smiled.
Before the laughter fell, his ears were twisted fiercely, "Take madness?" Hurry up and invite Zen Master Fahai to me! ”
"Oops, it hurts, it hurts!" Li Mo's ears hurt and he yelled angrily.
Who is so rampant that he dares to twist his ears! And the method is extremely vicious and vicious, so he almost tore off his ears!
"Aunt Seven, you just let the little ones go!" At the same time as Li Mo's cry of pain, it was the eagle-nosed Zhao Wu's begging for mercy.
"Aunt Seven, as you know, wherever Zen Master Fahai goes, it will attract a surge of people for a long time. With me and Si'er alone, it is impossible to snatch the Zen master to death! ”
Li Mo also followed Zhao Wu's appearance and responded, "Yes, Aunt Seven, you can let the little ones go!" ”
The angry Seventh Aunt let go of her hand at this time, and felt unrelieved, and kicked at Zhao Liu, "Waste, it's all waste!" I can't even grab one person, my lord usually raises you for nothing! ”
After kicking, he glared at Li Mo fiercely, "I don't care, wait a minute, if you don't invite Zen Master Fahai over!" Look how I cut you when I go back! ”
Zhao Liu's coarse blue shirt is clearly printed with the embroidered shoe prints of the seventh aunt.
However, he didn't have the courage to wipe it, so he leaned in front of Li Mo with a bitter face and asked, "Si'er, how is this good?" ”
Li Mo rubbed his twisted and hot ears, and said angrily, "I don't know! ”
Aunt Seven glanced at Li Mo when she heard this, and this glance made Zhao Wu quickly grab Li Mo, "Don't you know, hurry up and think of a way." It's a small matter of being scratched by the ears, and if you go back and get the copper detained, it's a big deal! ”