Chapter 2 The innocent was smashed into a jade bottle

Li Mo is just talking angrily, and at the moment, he has not figured out his situation, so naturally he will not be stupid enough to provoke right and wrong. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

He followed the obsessive gaze of the seventh aunt, and saw that in front of the incense case in the hall, a tall and handsome monk was surrounded by crowds.

The monk looked to be in his early twenties, with a tall figure, a skin like jade, long eyebrows and sword eyes, and a thin lip with a rhinoplasty.

If it weren't for his shiny bald skull, his appearance would still be comparable to those little fresh meat on the TV right now.

But it was clear that the girls gathered around the monk did not mind his unscathed head.

One by one, they raised their heads and asked excitedly, and their eyes were full of admiration.

Li Mo's heart collapsed a little, this is Fahai?

Is it the old bald donkey who trapped Xu Xian and provoked the White Lady to flood the golden mountain?

How can you be so young?

To be honest, Li Mo at this time really wanted to go up and kick Fahai.

However, for the sake of the fans around him, he endured it on the spot.

Because he knows, don't look at these big girls who look delicate and weak.

But if he really starts to be ruthless, I'm afraid he won't be able to beat him.

For example, the fragrant seventh aunt beside him.

Aunt Seven grabbed Li Mo's ears again at this time, and twisted her dead hand fiercely, "What are you rubbing?" Hurry up, invite the Zen master to me! ”

As a tragic traverser, how could he be stumped by such a trivial matter?

Li Mo had a flash of inspiration in his mind, and he had a good idea in minutes.

He first rescued the sinful ear from the hands of the seventh aunt, and then, spinning, jumping, and singing loudly, "Fahai, you don't understand love, Leifeng Pagoda will fall!" Fahai, you don't understand love, Leifeng Pagoda will fall! ”

Although Li Mo's singing was basically not in tune, it still bluffed everyone in the hall.

Most of them are graceful girls in the boudoir, who speak softly and smile without showing their teeth on weekdays, who have never seen such exaggerated dance steps and such a strange singing voice.

The hall suddenly fell silent, and all the pilgrims turned their heads sideways, and even Fahai cast puzzled eyes.

The seventh aunt, who was standing behind Li Mo, wanted to faint happily at this time.

As the seventh lady of Zhenjiang County, she can be said to be powerful and powerful, but she tried her best, and she couldn't get Fahai Zen Master to look at her.

And Si'er, who is stupid and stupid on weekdays, did it easily, yes, you must reward a copper when you go back!

Li Mo knew that his singing would work, because he had been thundered by this divine comedy countless times, and he knew its power.

However, when the tall and handsome Fahai walked towards him with long legs, Li Mo was still a little stunned in his heart.

No matter how handsome and elegant Fahai looks in front of him, it never affects Li Mo's ruthless evaluation of his marriage!

So, will he take out the gold bowl without saying a word? Li Mo thought worriedly.

"This benefactor, today is the birthday of the Bodhisattva, please don't make noise in the land of Buddhism." Fahai saluted with one hand, and his clear voice was as warm as water, causing the girls behind him to scream.

Aunt Seventh pushed Li Mo away with a slap, two shy red clouds flew up on her rather delicate face, and she bowed to Fahai Yingying, "Slave Jade Cicada, I've seen Fahai Master." ”

Fahai bowed slightly, "The female benefactor is very polite!" Buddhism is a pure place, no noisy play, please forgive the donor. ”

Aunt Seventh was intoxicated by Fahai's gentle eyes, and nodded vigorously, "Yes, yes, these spills, if you go back to the slave family, you will punish them carefully!" ”

Fahai shook his head lightly, "Female donor, the little monk has already let go of the matter of Fang Cai, why is the donor unwilling to let go?" ”

"Let go, let go, the slave family must have let go." Aunt Qi nodded too frequently.

Don't let Fahai let her let go of these little things, even if she asks her to let go of other things, she will definitely let go.

Li Mo stood behind the seventh aunt, depressed and angry.

He was depressed that Fahai was not only good-looking, but also had such a good voice.

But what about him, he hasn't had a chance to look in a mirror until now, and he doesn't know what he looks like after crossing over.

However, from the eyes of those incense girls who directly ignored it, he probably guessed seventy or eighty.

And what made him angry was that Fahai put on a profound appearance of sub-sanctimoniousness, and those big girls and little daughters-in-law were crazy as if they had taken drugs.

I don't know what kind of sinister and dirty heart lurks under his handsome appearance.

Alas! Sure enough, looking at the face has never been the patent of modern people!

Girls who care about appearances, you can have a snack!

There is a peerless good man who is endurance of the Gu family here, waiting for you to discover!

Thinking about it, Li Mo didn't say anything.

He wisely walked to the incense case, far away from Aunt Seven and Fahai, so as not to be squeezed down by the girls who swarmed in later.

This is an agarwood incense case, on which are placed several large plates of flowers and fruits. The three-legged red copper hollow incense burner in the middle is full of dense tribute incense.

Behind the wisps of sandalwood, there is a statue of the Bodhisattva who is free and at ease.

The Bodhisattva sits cross-legged on the lotus platform, with a jade bottle in his left hand and a willow branch in his right hand. The treasure is solemn, and the compassion is great.

Li Mo didn't have any religious beliefs, but standing in the Buddhist hall, he couldn't help but feel awe in his heart.

He walked to the front of the incense case, picked up the incense placed on it, lit it, and solemnly bowed three times.

When he was about to press it into the incense burner, he didn't know who hit him on the back, and the whole person planted it towards the incense case.

"Ahh Li Mo couldn't help but sigh, this is bad!

It's too late, it's too soon.

I saw Fahai, who was surrounded by the girls, as if he had eyes behind him, and came to Li Mo in a flash.

Pulled him in time to avoid the crisis of the incense case being pushed down.

"Wow, that's amazing! It is worthy of Fahai Zen Master, so powerful! The girls who came to the incense applauded, wishing that the person who almost fell was herself.

Being pulled by a big man, Li Mo felt goosebumps all over his body.

He pushed Fahai vigorously, very unappreciative.

Fahai didn't expect him to push himself back, and he was pushed back two steps.

The relationship between forces is mutual, Li Mo pushed away Fahai, and also pushed himself back to the incense case, staggering backwards.

Fortunately, the agarwood used to worship the incense case is very heavy, but it has not been moved at all.

But the fresh fruits in those plates were not so lucky, and they were lifted to the ground by Li Mo's backward arm.

One of them was unwilling to roll down, and he flew backwards along the force, flying straight to the mutton fat jade net bottle in the hands of Guanzi Bodhisattva.

"Smack!"

Under the effect of gravitational acceleration, the jade net bottle fell in response to the sound and fell into three petals.