finally pulled the fat girl down, and the "election" continued to start. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info Next is Xiao Cui.

Xiaocui smiled silently, and handed Ma Xiaohan a piece of paper delicately, and wrote:

Evil! I want to know you

Longevity

There are no tombs in the mountains

The river is exhausted

Winter thunder and earthquakes

Summer rain and snow

Heaven and earth are combined

Dare to be with the king

Although this poem is plagiarized, the strong affection in it does not need to be expressed. If this was a love poem handed over by a human girl, Ma Xiaohan would definitely be moved, and would even kneel down and hug the girl's leg, willingly being a pet dog by her side.

But the problem is that it is a female monkey who writes love poems, so Ma Xiaohan can only "hehe" when he sees this love poem.

Ma Xiaohan signaled that she could go down, and Xiao Cuijiao said drippingly.

"King, don't you dislike me, old Zhuhuang?"

To be honest, Ma Xiaohan really can't see the specific age of the monkey, like Lao Ji, the monkey hair is whitish, then he knows that it is an old monkey, and ghosts like Peach Blossom Xiaocui Fat Ya know their age.

"How can it be, don't be too careful." Even if it is a monkey's heart, Ma Xiaohan can't bear to hurt it.

"Even if you are a concubine, I really respect the king." Xiaocui takes retreat as advance.

Ma Xiaohan wondered in his heart, what good things have I done, and you admire me?

"What do you admire me, I don't remember doing anything that makes you admire."

"Do you need a reason to admire?" Xiaocui asked rhetorically.

"Don't you need it?"

"Do you need it?"

"Don't you need it?"

"Do you need it?"

"......" Ma Xiaohan no longer wanted to answer this never-ending question and answer, "You can leave." ”

"Is it the hand of the son who leaves?"

"It's not."

"I must hold the hand of my son before I want to go."

"What if the son just doesn't leave?"

"If the son doesn't leave, the only way to let the dog go."

"Come on, drag this out first."

In the end, Xiao Cui left the scene stupidly, and then the peach blossom followed. Peach blossom has a pair of eyes that can speak, discharge, and hook the soul. She constantly changes her eyes in all sorts of suggestive ways, passionately, passionately, and, of course, erotic. After Ma Xiaohan looked at it a few times, he was unmoved, he thought to himself, you have a lot of tricks for female monkeys.

"Why don't you speak?" Ma Xiaohan asked.

"In the chase battle between men and women, whoever speaks first loses." Peach Blossom bit her lower lip slightly and said.

"Okay, I'll throw in the towel."

"Why did the king admit defeat so quickly, wouldn't it be no fun." Peach Blossom began to circle around Ma Xiaohan, "King, you are really the best among the monkeys, generally monkeys are in a hurry when they see me, and they can't wait to eat people alive, even if it is my late Monkey King, seeing me is a monkey, but you ...... Hehe, it looks like a stone monkey, unmoved. ”

Ma Xiaohan thought to himself, I'm a stone monkey.

"The king's excessive cover-up is hypocrisy, although you are the king, you must be majestic, but in front of me, you can indulge, indulge." The last two "indulgences" were said close to Ma Xiaohan's ears, and they gave Ma Xiaohan goosebumps.

"You're mistaken. Sister Peach Blossom. Ma Xiaohan couldn't help but call out "sister".

"There is only dating between men and women, there is no misunderstanding, as long as you choose me to be the queen, you can ravage me, whip me, insult me, destroy me every night, what, exciting, happy, be careful. What are you waiting for, it's better to act if you are excited, come on, hurry up, the hairs I am waiting for are standing up......" Peach Blossom jumped on Ma Xiaohan at once.

"Get out of here, Sister Pomegranate." Ma Xiaohan was so frightened that he called out "Sister Pomegranate" in Tang Bohu's autumn fragrance, "Pull her out quickly." ”

"Choose me, choose me......" Peach Blossom was dragged out of the stage.

Ma Xiaohan patted his chest, he was really shocked.

The last one is Sun Tiantian.

Sun Tiantian still lowered her head and blushed. Ma Xiaohan was quite embarrassed to face her.

"That, Tiantian, how did you come to participate."

"Well, ah, well...... Sun Tiantian "uh-huh" for a long time, and the pestle was cramped and uneasy in place. The two hands clenched tightly.

"Actually, I really didn't want to do this kind of post-election competition, it was all made by those old monkeys, and I didn't know you would come to participate." Ma Xiaohan touched his head and said.

"Brother, I don't know, why I'm standing here." How could Sun Tiantian not know, it's just a girl's reserve.

"Well, I've wronged you. Why don't I cancel this post-election event? Ma Xiaohan didn't want to choose anything, but now that he saw Sun Tiantian's embarrassing appearance, he didn't want to continue the farce.

The red hair is definitely a tailwind, and as soon as Ma Xiaohan's words fell, he flashed to Ma Xiaohan's side.

"King, the post-election competition is not child's play, if this is to be canceled, it will bring the danger of falling apart to the entire monkey system, and it will also have a bad impact on your image."

"Impact? Still bad? Why does it affect my image? ”

"Whoever can become the Monkey King must be wise and powerful, and he must also be energetic. Understand, energy! Exuberant! Hongmao added an accent to the word "fine", and even a fool understood it.

"If you misunderstand, you misunderstand, I won't raise it." Ma Xiaohan felt that it didn't matter.

"If you don't lift it, it's a sunny day, my lord."

"Get out!"

"If you really don't do it, the king, in our own monkey country, at most you will gossip behind your back, but you don't just represent you personally, you represent the whole country, if you want to spread it, you will lose the national body."

"What, there are countries around here?"

"King, there are many mountains next to Huaguo Mountain, such as Doghead Mountain, Niutou Mountain, Matou Mountain, and there is a powerful golden snub-nosed monkey clan in front of our eyes, just on the edge of Huaguo Mountain, called Guohua Mountain, if you want to say that the golden snub-nosed monkey clan, ......"

"What kind of monkeys are we?" Ma Xiaohan interrupted the red hair and asked.

"Your Majesty, how have you forgotten your ancestors? Ancestors will be angry, do monkeys can't forget ancestors, where did we come from without ancestors, ancestors are ......"

"Don't be an ancestor, another ancestor, I'm going to curse you. What kind of monkeys are we? ”

"King, we are macaques."

"Oh."

"I don't choose it, but I will continue." The audience below is in a hurry.

"Okay, now bring the other three beauties on stage." The red hair greeted, and Ma Xiaohan hid his face, not knowing what to do next.

In the sound of gongs and drums, three beauties came on the stage, and together with Sun Tiantian, they were four beauties.

"Audience friends, it's finally the most exciting moment, which beauty will our beloved king hold hands with, let's wait and see, let's witness love together, there should be applause here."

The audience burst into thunderous applause. I have to say that the level of the red-haired host is superb, he can not only control the scene, but also drive the atmosphere, if he can, when I get married, I will invite him to host.

Four beauties lined up. In order, peach blossoms, fat girls, Xiaocui, and Sun Tiantian.

Ma Xiaohan suddenly remembered the last sentence in "Journey to the West".

If God gave me another chance, I would be right......

I want to say to God, you choose. Ma Xiaohan adapted it.

This kind of choice is a little more painful, just like in the movie "Human Skin Inn", people are tied up, and the pervert gives you four choices, the first is to peel the skin, the second is to dig out the eyes, the third is to cut the second, and the fourth is to pick the tendons.

It's not comfortable to choose which one!

The red hair did not stop, and still said there: "It seems that our king's heart is fighting fiercely, we can understand this mood, whether it is the plump of the fat girl, or the gorgeous peach blossom, or the scholarly fragrance of Xiaocui, or the sweet and cute of Sun Tiantian, it is impossible to give up, but there is only one queen, who is the flower?" ”

Ma Xiaohan glanced at the red hair and thought: I'll bend it, I will choose you.

Time ticked by, and it was said that the boat would naturally go straight to the bridge, but there seemed to be no choice but to show the monkeys that it was "bent".

Ma Xiaohan was in front of the four beauties, stopping, stopping, and looking.

Fat girl: "King, take me away and give birth to cubs." ”

Xiao Cui: "King, I am the fox that has been waiting for a thousand years, don't you remember me?" ”

Peach Blossom: "King, although a moment of Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, but a moment of daytime is worth a hundred taels to say less, take me away (Ma Xiaohan quickly walked away). King, it's also romantic to die under the peony flower. ”

Ma Xiaohan was speechless for the three female monkeys. His footsteps stopped in front of Sun Tiantian.

He looked at Sun Tiantian and felt that her cute monkey face was very cute.

He thought to himself: Why don't you choose her? No, no, my feelings are not the love of men and women, look at her shyness in the face of me, it is a girl with affection, it seems that she has feelings for me, but she doesn't know that I am a person in my heart, if you choose her, but you can't give him love beyond her brother, isn't it hurting her.

"Tiantian, brother, I ......" Ma Xiaohan originally wanted to say, my brother can't choose you, my brother doesn't want to choose, but after seeing Sun Tiantian's expectant eyes, he hesitated.

A gust of wind struck, and a few monkey hairs rolled in the wind, which were impartially stuck to Sun Tiantian's wet nose.

"Ahh......h Sneeze. Sun Tiantian sneezed.

"Bang" A fluffy, round King Kong suddenly appeared on the stage. Because King Kong is huge, it collapsed the stage violently.

The monkeys were stunned for a moment, then panicked and began to flee.