Sun Tiantian's monkey shadow appeared on the stage. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

We might as well make a comparison with the female monkeys in this activity, first of all, the worst grade is like the female monkey on the monkey mountain in the zoo, dirty, smelly, and completely uncivilized monkeys; secondly, there is a royal monkey girl who is a little human, born in a noble, and has some ink in her stomach, representing the monkey - Xiaocui; Finally, there is the Sun Tiantian type. Sun Tiantian has an essential difference from other female monkeys, or all other monkeys, that is, people are indeed very cute, just like one is a real monkey, the other is a monkey in the anime, Sun Tiantian is the monkey in the anime, petite and cute, and a cute thing. In addition, she has been raised by humans since she was a child, and she has gained a lot of popularity, which shows her difference. So when he saw Sun Tiantian for the first time, Ma Xiaohan was cute.

"King, Tiantian is your sister, you can't mess around." Xiao Ji rushed to Ma Xiaohan's side, trying to persuade him.

"We are just brothers and sisters, and we are not related by blood." Ma Xiaohan explained.

"King, no matter whether you die one (righteousness) or two, you are also brothers and sisters. You poisonous hand, how can you get down? ”

"Presumptuous, how can you be so rude when talking to the king." Elder Shi reprimanded Xiao Ji.

The reason why Sun Tiantian participated in the post-election activities this time was also because Elder Shi saw that Sun Tiantian was interested in Sun Wukong, so he persuaded Sun Tiantian to participate. Sun Tiantian was shy at first, and then Elder Shi said, if you don't participate, my brother will be snatched away by other female monkeys, if you participate, my brother may choose you, and if you don't participate, maybe you will be married to Xiao Ji again. This coaxed and frightened Sun Tiantian to participate in the post-election activities.

In Elder Shi's heart, he thought he had done something beautiful for adults.

"The king's adoptive mother is also a mother, and the righteous sister is also a sister. If you do it, you will be damned. Xiao Ji said unrelentingly.

"Son, stop me." Lao Ji stopped Xiao Ji from continuing to speak, afraid that something would happen if he continued to speak, "Who does the king like, that is the king's freedom, and the king didn't say that he wanted to choose his sister, even if there is no blood relationship, but the sister is the sister, the king will not do ridiculous things, and our Xiaocui, how outstanding it is, is the king blind, will he not know how to choose?" ”

Sure enough, Jiang is still old and spicy, and the implication is that my sister will definitely not be able to choose, and if she chooses, it will be a curse, and if you don't choose Xiaocui, you will be a fool and you will be blind. This is a headache for Ma Xiaohan, who is a grandson.

"Elder Ji, although your Xiaocui is indeed the best among the monkeys, it is not a little older." Elder Shi said a very critical issue for monkeys - the issue of age, an ordinary monkey has a lifespan of more than twenty years, and Xiaocui is now nine years old, which is equivalent to a middle-aged woman's lifespan.

"Love knows no age boundaries." Lao Ji said.

"However, Xiaocui has passed the best age to give birth, and without intercourse, it may be difficult to have children."

"What do you say, old brute?" Xiao Ji jumped out.

"Alright, don't make any noise." Ma Xiaohan has been annoyed to death, he doesn't want to marry anyone at all, he wants to find someone, at least his body is smooth and numb. And for Sun Tiantian, it's like a child's love for his own toys.

Because fundamentally speaking, seeing Sun Tiantian's cute thing is a bit like watching an anime, such as Chopper in One Piece, Pikachu in Pokemon, and even the chubby and dull kung fu panda, which is the kind of cute thing that makes otaku love the most, and no one can marry a cute thing.

The sound of gongs rang out on the field. The host monkey Hongmao came out again, after comprehensive consideration and the evaluation and scoring of the jury, four beauties entered the final stage, the final stage is very simple, the four beauties can have a chance to confess to the king, and finally the king holds hands to decide, which one to take, which is the queen.

"Wait a minute, the red hair just said scoring? Who scored it? Who picked the four beauties? Ma Xiaohan said in surprise.

"Your Majesty, do you see the last row on the periphery of the field?" Elder Shi said.

Ma Xiaohan only saw the heads and didn't see the judges, so he stood on the chair, and now he saw that there was really a row of tables and chairs and monkeys.

"Why do I ask my daughter-in-law to give them a grade?"

"Because the queen is the queen of the monkey group, the queen of everyone."

"Who are these scorers?"

"They are all leaders in all walks of life, including the forest guarding brigade, the women's joint committee, the fruit and vegetable picking department, and so on."

"Why didn't I hear about it beforehand?"

"If you say no, there will be no surprises."

"I was only surprised, not happy."

"Huh." Elder Shi smiled confidently, he approached Ma Xiaohan's ear and said, "I said hello, Sun Tiantian will definitely be able to enter the finals." ”

Ma Xiaohan listened to this answer, and his feelings were very complicated, let's put it simply, when he was a man, he didn't have a woman's popularity, and when he was a monkey, his woman's popularity suddenly skyrocketed, even if he didn't want to marry a monkey as a wife, but this feeling of choosing a wife, as well as the coolness of being surrounded by flowers, was very good.

Ma Xiaohan was driven to the stage by a monkey. After briefly talking to the monkeys, the four beauties came on stage.

"Grandpa, is my aunt in there?" Xiao Ji asked Lao Ji.

"Don't worry, I've said hello to the scoring committee, and besides, with your aunt's appearance, if you don't get into the top four, you can't say it." Lao Ji said.

The four beauties are all people with backgrounds, and the first one to appear is the widow of the last Monkey King - Peach Blossom. Why are there so many "Shang", because in addition to Xiao Ji, the short-lived king, aren't there two monkey kings who go to drive King Kong (Sun Tiantian) and never return? So she became the widow of the last Monkey King. There are many rumors about this widow, but most of them are peach-colored rumors, what can be done to make up for yin and yang to be as beautiful as a flower at this age, what has been to the sea to shoot the "animal world" and so on, but she also has an identity, she is the head of the peach family, the peach family is the largest local tyrant family in Huaguo Mountain, and it is said that she is richer than the Huaguo Mountain government.

But seeing this peach blossom, he walked quite like a Shih Tzu, pressed his chest, twisted his small waist, and had a lock of monkey hair on his head, mysteriously covering his left eye, and a knee-length skirt around his lower body, the skirt was a large slit, exposing the thighs. walked towards Ma Xiaohan with a smile, and after approaching, he didn't forget to throw a wink.

Ma Xiaohan was hit by a flattering eye, but she only felt a little funny, and she had a strong floral fragrance on her. Ma Xiaohan thought to himself: Even if you sprinkle a kettle of perfume, you can't cover the essential smell.

The next one to appear was Deacon Pan's niece, the fat girl, who was really a purebred female monkey, with a shiny body, thick shoulders, a round waist, and a big head. Even judging by the eyes of a monkey, it is inferior. There's no way, Deacon Pan is in charge of family planning, in Huaguo Mountain, where there are some resources, who wants to have more babies, don't all count on Deacon Pan, so this back door must be opened.

The third one to appear is Xiao Cui, her only highlight is the belly pocket on her chest, and there is a sentence tattooed on the belly pocket: Only envy mandarin ducks and not immortals. Ma Xiaohan looked at it and sighed secretly: Sure enough, it is a monkey who has read the book, but I don't know if it is a Chinese ghost story, a ghost or something.

Xiaocui made a Chinese salute after approaching Ma Xiaohan, elegant and generous, and she still had a faint scent of books. This is the coexistence of bookishness and beauty.

The last one to appear was Sun Tiantian, she lowered her head and blushed, walking stupidly, because she didn't dare to look at Ma Xiaohan, plus nervousness, her left foot wrapped around her right foot, and she fell out of the stage as soon as the twist was stirred.

Ma Xiaohan grabbed her with an arrow step, and because of inertia, he hugged her into his arms, and suddenly Sun Tiantian's monkey face became hot. Ma Xiaohan couldn't help but look down at Sun Tiantian, and found that Sun Tiantian's shy and cute appearance was even more likable.

The other three female monkeys on the same field scolded Sun Tiantian fiercely in their hearts.

Peach Blossom: Cheap monkey, actually seducing the king.

Fat girl: Little goblin, the old lady is going to pick your monkey skin.

Xiaocui: I didn't think of this trick because I regretted it.

Soon entered the second link and confessed to the king.

Accepting the monkey's confession, Ma Xiaohan really didn't know how to describe his inner feelings, whether it was joy, disgust, or apprehension, maybe more confused.

The fat girl was the first to confess to Ma Xiaohan.

"Wang, since the first time I saw you, I knew that I liked you, don't think I'm ugly, an ugly wife is a treasure, I don't buy cosmetics, I don't buy imported peaches, I don't buy them, I don't hook up. Maybe you don't know, there are still a lot of broken shoes in our Huaguo Mountain (as she said, she deliberately glanced at the peach blossoms), the king, the appearance is a layer of skin, peeled monkey skin, who is not a rotten meat, if you have to say, I have more meat than them. Besides, there is no saying in the human world, it is called red face and trouble, and it is safe to marry a wife or marry me. Wang, look at it again, my ass (she shamelessly pouted at Ma Xiaohan fat earth, fiery red, round, and must be full of smelly monkey buttocks) That is definitely the first good ass in Huaguo Mountain, the midwives all said, my ass is a machine that produces cubs, one two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, that is one after another, the monkey is good, the monkey has been born since ancient times, who has not died, and the most important thing is to leave the seeds to shine on the sweat. Don't talk about anything, king, let's give birth to cubs. ”

Saying that, the fat girl pounced on Ma Xiaohan, fortunately, Ma Xiaohan's eyes were quick to dodge, but the fat girl still didn't let him go.

"Come on, come on, get this ass machine out of here." Ma Xiaohan dodged on the stage.

"Don't be embarrassed, king." The fat girl didn't give up, and ran after Ma Xiaohan.

So he ran here and chased after him. After the election, the game was temporarily suspended for 10 minutes.