Chapter 15: The King of Jokes

Please Liu Bei Zhang Fei accompanied Xiuping to the medicine store, but saw many people blocking the door of the medicine store, these are drug dealers or medical stores who usually have business dealings with the medicine store. The door of the pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info medicine store was locked, and I inquired and learned that the boss's business failed and he ran away with money.

Zhang Fei kicked open the door of the medicine store, trying to get some medicinal materials to compensate for the deceived money, but they didn't even give you a single hair.

Xiuping could only go back to Huaguo Mountain in a gloomy manner.

So at the same time, Ma Xiaohan was not idle, he walked around Huaguo Mountain, and saw that at the foot of Huaguo Mountain, there was a very large fruit forest, he remembered what Hongmao told him, this fruit forest is a treasure land with the most fruits, the most varieties and the most output in Huaguo Mountain, and it is the industry of the Tao family. From above, this fruit forest is full of branches and leaves, and there are all kinds of fruit trees, such as persimmon trees, banana trees, apple trees, and peach trees, and it is not clear how they can bear fruit in the same season and on the same land.

Ma Xiaohan was very interested, and the weather was good, so he decided to go to the fruit forest. He descended the hill, humming a tune, and walked down the path in the woods.

After approaching the fruit forest, he could smell the fragrant fruity aroma, Ma Xiaohan couldn't help but take a deep breath and sighed: "It's so fragrant, you have to pick a few to eat." ”

When I walked to the entrance of the fruit grove, there was a large sign hanging at the door, on which were written in bright red paint in several bold characters: Dogs and kings are not allowed to enter.

Ma Xiaohan read it over and over again, and it did say "Dogs and kings are not allowed to enter", what, did you offend any monkeys? No way!

Ma Xiaohan hesitated, thought about it for a long time, and felt that there was no one else except the master who could put a sign like this.

Entering the fruit forest, going around, I finally saw a group of monkeys, they were picking fruits, I saw that they had a clear division of labor, picking, filling, and transporting one link after another, obviously flowing water operations, orderly.

Ma Xiaohan tiptoed closer. As soon as he got closer, he saw the peach blossoms, and he didn't know if his heart was weak or what, so he quickly hid behind a fruit tree.

Peach Blossom wears a round hat made of grass today, with a small flower on it. From time to time, she directs the picking work on the spot, and a female monkey who looks like a servant is waiting for her at any time.

"It's a good day, and the fruit is a good harvest, but you say, why am I in such a bad mood? You're all working neatly for me. "Peach Blossom is angry with the workers.

"Master, you are angry with the king." The mother monkey said.

"What a king, what a king, I haven't admitted that he is my king, it's all those old guys talking to themselves, it's not because he is stupid and stupid that he is at the mercy of his brain, so he is the king, and it is better to be the king in our Huaguo Mountain." Peach Blossom spoke very harshly.

Ma Xiaohan's heart is really cold, it is really not interesting to be this king.

"Come, sprinkle some water on my face, woman, at my age, I have to replenish the water often, by the way, did this water come from the hot springs on the top of the mountain?"

"Master, don't worry, it's still hot, tsk, if you want to say master, you're really a beautiful monkey girl, several kings have fallen in love with you at first sight, why are you indifferent to you this time?" The mother monkey lamented.

"He, it's definitely not that thing, and he deliberately pretends to be unmessy, you say, which monkey can guard himself like a jade when he reaches his age." Peach Blossom said and dipped some spring water and wiped it on the monkey's face, "I also heard some rumors that he likes his sister Sun Tiantian, do you say this is like that, although my peach blossom is a little watery poplar flower, it is a little amorous, and it is a little so red apricot out of the wall, but I will never mess around, indeed, I admit that I have fantasized about this forbidden love before, but I just stayed in fantasy, I never dared to take this step, but he, unexpectedly, can show his evil thoughts so unscrupulously, Such a monkey, do you think God can tolerate it? If the Emperor of Heaven knew, he wouldn't have sent down thunder and lightning to kill him. ”

"Master, I heard the king say that they are brothers and sisters, and they are not related by blood."

"Shanhua, I can only say that you are very stupid and naïve, do you remember the 'Yanhemen' incident?"

"What the master is talking about is the scandal between Pan Xiaolian, the first saint of Tianhe County, and Tang Boxiong, the first genius of Tianhe County?" Shanhua asked. Insert a sentence, Shanhua is the head of the peach blossom family.

"Yes, Pan Xiaolian said that before getting married, she would never contact a man, even if she breathed the air of the same space, it was because of her purity and loyalty that she attracted many good people to break through the threshold of her family to ask for marriage, but in the end she was discovered by our monkey cub team in Tianhe County, she actually took a bath with Tang Boxiong in the Mandarin Duck River, and rubbed each other's backs. Guess what Pan Xiaolian said. She said that she just met frankly and talked about calligraphy and painting. She took the masses for fools. In the end, he was forced to admit it, and said that he was deceived, saying that he was stupid and naïve. So Shanhua, how can you believe this kind of stupid and naïve lie of the king, if you believe it, won't you become very stupid and naïve? Also, don't you see that he and Sun Tiantian look like they are carved out of the same mold. ”

Ma Xiaohan is more and more angry the more he listens, the more angry he becomes, a woman's ability to bite the root of her tongue seems to be not limited to humans, but can be extended to all female species.

"And, do you know, Sun Tiantian can also transform, although I didn't see it when I fell under the stage that day, but I heard from other monkeys that it can turn into a big thing, like an orangutan." Peach Blossom gestured to the hugeness, "Can you imagine, orangutan, that's an orangutan, that's across species, across size, across everything that should be crossed, tsk, I have to admire the king, really, I admire his shamelessness in my heart." Peach Blossom said foaming and dancing.

Ma Xiaohan couldn't bear it anymore and was angry. He finally walked out of the fruit tree and walked straight towards the peach blossoms.

"Shanhua, do you know, there is a saying in human beings, trees will die without bark, and people will be invincible in the world without face......"

The peach blossom was facing away from Ma Xiaohan, and the mountain flower was just facing Ma Xiaohan, so she saw Ma Xiaohan.

"Master, king." Shanhua reminded in a whisper.

But Peach Blossom didn't hear it, she was immersed in her own words and sentences.

“…… When applied to our king, that is, the tree will die without bark, and the monkey will be coquettish and invincible. I'm thinking, if his father and mother knew that he gave birth to this kind of evil monkey, it is estimated that his mother would have let him die tragically. "Peach Blossom is unrelentingly poisonous.

"Master, the king is here, the king is here." Shanhua increased the volume of the reminder.

At this time, Ma Xiaohan had also walked behind the peach blossoms, and suddenly she felt a chill behind her.

"Great, King?" Peach Blossom glanced at Shanhua, who blinked slightly, so Peach Blossom changed her tone.

"However, I also have to admit that the king's advanced love, I heard that there are many legends of fathers marrying daughters and mothers marrying children in foreign mythology, and there is also a saying that in order to retain the best bloodline, it is best to marry close relatives, is this true, the king is really the first monkey to dare to eat crabs, maybe he will lead the trend, maybe ......"

"Maybe you'll die." Ma Xiaohan said gloomily behind the peach blossoms.

"Ahh

"Yes, I'm scared, the dog and the king are not allowed to enter, the illiterate dog didn't come, but the literate king came."

"What are you talking about, my lord?" Peach Blossom grinned as she approached Shanhua, then turned around and lowered her voice and said, "Quickly remove the sign at the door." ”

In fact, this brand is written by Peach Blossom, she can't be angry, you don't choose a beautiful woman, in the final analysis, it hurts the self-esteem of the beauty.

Ma Xiaohan is angry, but he is not going to kill her. Peach Blossom diligently accompanied Ma Xiaohan to inspect the fruit forest, throwing a few winks from time to time.

"Hey, why don't you look at people." Peach Blossom said angrily.

"I'm too full to eat, I'm afraid of throwing up." Ma Xiaohan also teased her.

"Humph! The so-called king has nothing to do and does not go to the Three Treasures Palace, you come to me for something. ”

Peach Blossom had already heard that she had been cheated of 5,000 taels of silver, and because the Tao family's business circle was relatively large, she knew the news of the other party's run away one step earlier than Ma Xiaohan.

Peach Blossom thought to herself: You have less money, you can't buy food, and you can't beg me, you must have come to beg me today, and you are embarrassed to speak.

"King, don't you have anything to ask me?" Peach Blossom simply asked.

"Well, when you say that, I really have something to ask you for."

"Tell me, what do you want me to do?" Peach Blossom asked happily.

"Please stay away from me."

After hearing this, Peach Blossom was stunned for a moment, and then anger came up: "Okay, okay, I hope you don't have anything to ask me, if you have, even if you kneel down and call your mother in the future, I won't help you." ”

"Don't worry, even if something really happens, I'd rather crash to death, I'd rather jump off a cliff than beg you." Ma Xiaohan choked her with words.

"You, you remember for me what you said today."

Peach Blossom left in a huff.

Ma Xiaohan thought to himself: Lao Tzu is also the king of monkeys, so I can ask you for something.

But Ma Xiaohan quickly realized that he was wrong.