Sun Tiantian sneezed under the influence of monkey hair and turned into King Kong without defense. She stared blankly at www.biquge.info monkeys, and sat down on the ruins of the stage in frustration, and the monkeys began to flee within three seconds.

"The monkey demon came, but the monkey demon was not taken away." The monkeys barked as they retreated.

Ma Xiaohan crawled out of the rubble, and when he saw the scattered monkeys, he shouted: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, you all come back for me, I order you all to come back." ”

"Even if you are the king, you have no right to send us to death." A monkey retorted.

Faced with such a scene, Ma Xiaohou used his brains.

"She's not a monkey demon, you see, can a monkey demon be so honest and cute?" Ma Xiaohan patted Sun Tiantian's leg first, and then climbed on her thigh (Sun Tiantian was sitting cross-legged), hugged Sun Tiantian with both hands, and rubbed Sun Tiantian back and forth with his face.

King Kong, who is not mad, is like a huge doll, fat and round, docile and fluffy, endearing, maybe it is too comfortable, Ma Xiaohan holds it and does not let go.

About ten minutes later, Ma Xiaohan actually hugged Sun Tiantian and snored, "huhuhuhu", and slept very soundly.

Listening to Ma Xiaohan's snoring and feeling the body temperature on Ma Xiaohan's body, Sun Tiantian's originally nervous mood calmed down.

The fleeing monkeys actually did not flee far, some were in the trees, some were hiding in the grass, after more than ten minutes of observation, they felt that Sun Tiantian had no malicious intentions, and saw that Ma Xiaohan was still holding Sun Tiantian and falling asleep, that sleep was like a child holding his mother.

The monkeys finally slowly approached. They walked very slowly, staring at Sun Tiantian with vigilance, and as long as Sun Tiantian made the slightest dangerous move, they were ready to evacuate.

Closer, closer. The monkeys stopped at a distance where they could communicate with Sun Tiantian.

"King, King." Elder Shi called softly.

But Ma Xiaohan slept too deeply.

Although Sun Tiantian wanted to maintain this posture for 10,000 years, the current situation still wanted to wake up Ma Xiaohan, so she patted Ma Xiaohan with her hand.

Then why didn't she open her mouth to wake up Ma Xiaohan? That's because Sun Tiantian, who looks like King Kong, has lost the ability to speak, but he can understand what you are talking about. It's like if you go to Monkey Mountain at the zoo and you call out to a monkey to eat a banana, and the monkey can understand the meaning but can't respond to your language. Therefore, when Sun Tiantian was in King Kong, he could only understand the words, but he couldn't respond, and he insisted on responding, which was the sound of "babbling".

Under Sun Tiantian's harassment, Ma Xiaohan kept his saliva and woke up. He rubbed his eyes, his eyes were a little confused, and after a moment's pause, he remembered what happened before he went to bed. He looked at the monkeys, and his heart was cold, and he thought to himself: This king should be aggrieved, he is the king when he is in need, and when he is in danger, he is the tail of the gecko, and he should give it up.

But now is not the time to pursue this issue.

Ma Xiaohan saw that everyone dared to approach, and said, "Look carefully." ”

Saying that, Ma Xiaohan picked up a monkey hair to tease Sun Tiantian's nose, and Sun Tiantian sneezed after a few clicks.

There was another "bang", and Sun Tiantian turned back.

"Look clearly, isn't this Sun Tiantian."

The monkeys scratched their ears and cheeks, and exchanged their heads and ears, and they couldn't understand.

"King, what's going on?" Lao Ji asked.

"Do you remember the day I was chased by a monkey demon? That day I desperately ran away, the monkey demon desperately chased, in the downhill place, I was caught up by the monkey demon, my sister happened to see, she desperately came to save me, unfortunately was bitten, originally we thought we were going to die, fortunately the platinum star came, took away the monkey demon, and cured my sister's injury. ”

"Oh. Tian Tian is so brave and saved our king. Lao Ji expressed his admiration.

"I thought it would be sunny after the rain, but who knows, after being bitten by the monkey demon, my sister's body has changed, and as long as she sneezes, she will become a big monkey."

Ma Xiaohan deliberately distinguished the monkey demon from the big monkey.

"You also saw it just now, although it is a big monkey, but it is so well-behaved, so docile and cute. Don't you want to hug? Ma Xiaohan actively rendered.

"I want to hug, I want to hug." Koyoshi rushed out.

"Of course, men and women are not intimate, so you have to wait until you get married." Ma Xiaohan blocked Xiao Ji.

"I have lived with Tian Tian for half a month, and I feel that Tian Tian is a very well-behaved child." A female monkey with an aunt's tone said.

"Yes, she often helps pick fruits."

"That's right, Sister Tiantian, how cute, even if you become a big guy, it's cute." A little monkey said.

This story is completely nonsense by Ma Xiaohan based on the inspiration of zombies, so he is a little worried that the monkeys will ask a question - if Sun Tiantian bites us, will we become big monkeys?

Fortunately, the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain have not watched the films "Zombie World", "Resident Evil", and "Lin Zhengying Series".

In the end, in everyone's nods, understanding, sighs, approvals and sighs, the competition ended after the election.

When the monkeys dispersed, the three beauties under the ruins of the stage slowly crawled out.

"What just happened?"

"Was there an earthquake?"

"Ah, it's getting dark, it's time to put away your clothes."

Since Sun Tiantian transformed, she has become the focus. This is just like Toyotomi Hideyoshi in ancient times in order to divert the increasingly serious contradictions in the country, he attacked Korea. The post-election issue is no longer the focus, and the focus has become Sun Tiantian.

The monkeys will always surround Sun Tiantian and ask questions, whether the amount of food will also become bigger when it gets bigger, whether it will be male or female after it gets bigger, what will be bigger or not, and what will be able to understand us after it gets bigger. Everyone is slowly coming to terms with this fact. It can be said that in that month, it can be called the month of "sweet answers for you".

After the sweet heat, Ma Xiaohan was still thinking about these old guys, it was almost time to mention marriage again, and he also thought about the rhetoric in his heart, why since he was frightened by the monkey demon, he has not raised it, for fear that he would be laughed at by her after marrying the queen; What do you want to go out and break through, find a way to make a fortune for Huaguoshan, so as to go out and relax; What age is still young, the male roots are not yet sound, but they are just old-looking. Anyway, he is already confident, and the soldiers will block the water and cover the earth.

On this day, at the Bora House, the Standing Committee was held again.

"The king, although the minister is ashamed, but considering the interests of the entire monkey country, the minister has to say something." Elder Shi arched his hand.

"The minister also has a thing." Seeing Elder Shi speak, classmate Lao Ji also raised his hand to speak.

"You don't need to say it, it's nothing more than a matter after the election, I'll tell you......" Ma Xiaohan had already thought of what he said.

"King!" Elder Shi shouted heavily.

This unusual accent startled Ma Xiaohan.

"King, now is the time for the survival of the country, but why are you still thinking about these beds, the so-called absurdity and misleading the country, as the king of Huaguo Mountain, you can't always indulge in women's sex, king." Saying that, Elder Shi knelt down.

"King, water can carry boats and overturn boats, you must put the people first, don't covet women, king." Lao Ji also knelt down.

"......" Ma Xiaohan was depressed in his heart, he thought to himself, what is this singing, the world of monkeys, I really don't understand.

"Then let's talk about why the country is going to die." In Ma Xiaohan's memory, the group of monkeys in Huaguo Mountain did not die when they came back from learning scriptures from the west.

"Bring me that foolish sinner." Elder Shi shouted.

Then the monkey guard brought one of the monkeys up.