Dusk was approaching, and in the wind-leaking ancestral hall of Qixingzi Village, he was sitting cross-legged on an offering table, surrounded by a dirty thin quilt, looking at the flying money in his hand in a daze. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Qiao Niang held a large pile of oil paper bags and a wine jug in her hand, and broke in. I hurriedly stuffed the flying money into my arms and hid it, and when I looked up and saw that it was Qiao Niang, I breathed a sigh of relief: "You said that you are a girl who has not left the pavilion, and you break into a wild man's house when the sun is setting, won't you knock on the door first?" ”

Qiao Niang threw the oil paper bag and wine jug in front of the eater, and pouted: "Where is the door?" ”

I looked at the empty door frame, and couldn't help sighing: "You're right, our family does not have a door, it seems that I used to be very poor, and I couldn't even afford a decent door......

Qiao Niang is used to saying some inexplicable strange things when she eats stupid, so she opens one oil paper package after another, and shows dried tofu, salted beans, sauced donkey meat, and falling peanuts in front of her one by one: "I've been busy for a whole day, I'm hungry, eat something to fill my stomach." ”

Stunned and sighed: "How many times have I told you, don't always tell me to be stunned." I have a name, my name is Li Hao, and the word is ...... every day."

"Oh."

Qiao Niang nodded noncommittally, took out a wine glass from her arms like a trick, poured a glass of wine and handed it to Li Hao's lips: "This is the best orange wine in Yongning Fang, will you drink when you are stunned?" ”

Li Hao took the wine glass with a painful expression: "I said don't let me be stunned again, my name is Li Hao." ”

"Oh."

Qiao Niang picked up a piece of sauce donkey meat with her fingers, put it in her mouth and chewed it for a while, and said with a smile: "The taste is really good, when Daddy was alive in the past, when he went out to work and came back, he would always buy a few taels of sauce donkey meat to drink, and when he was happy, he would dip some wine with chopsticks and point it on my tongue, the taste was really spicy, I don't know why you men like to drink...... Eat dumbfounded, why don't you eat? ”

Li Hao drank all the wine in the cup with a bitter face: "Okay, you won." ”

The two chatted without a match, and ate all the food in front of them. Under Li Hao's repeated instigation, Qiao Niang also pinched her nose and drank two glasses of wine, at this time, the wine strength surged, and her face was flushed, like a ripe apple smashed on Newton's head under the action of gravity: "Eat stupid, you really have the ability, you can easily earn a hundred yuan of money, A-Niang said, this money is enough to build a big mansion with three entrances and three exits in Gusu City!" ”

Li Hao raised the wine jug, poured the remaining few drops of wine from the bottom of the pot into his mouth, and wiped his lips with his sleeve: "In my hometown, there is a guy named Wang Sicong, his father gave him 500 million, and he earned 4 billion, which is eight times; And you only gave me two pennies, but I earned a hundred yuan, which is five thousand times more. It turns out that my ability is greater than that of Wang Sicong, but the start-up capital is too small. But don't worry, one day, I will plant the banner of a real estate developer on every inch of Datang's land, and when the time comes, I will be the Xiyiou of the construction company, and you will be my Mrs. Xiyiou, let's squander the money to death, drink yogurt without even licking the lid, and eat instant noodles without having to drink soup anymore......"

Although Qiao Niang couldn't understand what Li Hao was saying, she still heard the word "madam" clearly, stomped her foot to cover her increasingly red cheeks, and said lightly and angrily: "If you talk nonsense, people will ignore you." ”

Li Hao was overjoyed when he heard this: "Really? You'd better keep your word, and don't pay attention to me in the future. I just drank too much wine just now, and if I really marry you, I'm afraid it will affect the IQ of my next generation, and then the gains will outweigh the losses. ”

Qiao Niang gave Li Hao a roll of the eyes: "What if I'm really happy to marry you?" Although you have money, you are still a ranger with no identity and household registration, who knows if you are a prisoner who escaped from prison? It's not early, I have to go back to help A-Niang and noodles, you go to the city early in the morning to find me, wait for me to sell out the flax cakes, and accompany you to the money bank to exchange the flying money. ”

Li Hao nodded, rolled up the quilt and pillowed it under his head, and rested on the offering table. Qiao Niang put away the wine jug and wine glass, and when she was about to go out, she suddenly stopped, kicked the threshold, and turned back to Yang Huan and smiled shyly: "Eat stupid, will you really marry me in the future?" ”

Li Hao said impatiently: "Who are you and me?" Tell you to remember, I, Li Hao, am the successor of socialism, and once wore a bright red scarf and swore an oath at the Young Pioneers Brigade Headquarters, and I will never speak out of my conscience in this life, and I must always remember to take the construction of the four modernizations as my own responsibility, and help my grandmother cross the road without spitting...... All in all, I will keep what I promised, and you can rest assured. ”

Qiao Niang said "oh", but she still didn't mean to leave, and then asked: "Wait, you always talk about your hometown, where is your hometown?" Are you a householder? ”

Qiao Niang's "household arrangement" refers to the free people who owned land under their names during the Tang Dynasty, rather than the slave lowly households who had to be attached to the rich and noble. Where did Li Hao understand this, seeing that Qiao Niang interrogated the household registration, he had to tell a few jokes perfunctory.

Qiao Niang is a smart woman, seeing that Li Hao was reluctant to mention her life experience, she didn't ask anymore, but smiled awkwardly: "Eat dumb, you ......"

Li Hao said angrily: "Are you finished? Seeing the willow tops on the moon, why do you still want to come with me for an appointment after dusk? You are a big girl with yellow flowers in the boudoir, and you have to stay in a male bachelor's house in the middle of the night and refuse to leave, what kind of heart do you have? ”

Qiao Niang said timidly: "I, I don't mean anything else, I just want to ask, can you pay me back the two cents I borrowed from you in the morning......"

Li Hao was so angry with Qiao Niang that he smoked, and said with a blue face: "I'm going to send you two words." ”

Qiao Niang said weakly: "Why haven't I heard of it, is there any word to describe a girl's beautiful family, only two words?" ”

Li Hao suddenly lost his temper, and sighed like a deflated ball: "You have been with me for a few days, and I have not learned many advantages and good qualities at all, but I have learned to be poor, and your talent is really distorted to be surprising." The two words I want to give you are: Get out! Hurry up and get out of here, do you hear me? ”

It's good to say that Qiao Niang was driven out, Li Hao opened his bright eyes in the dark, looked up at the pile of dust hanging down from the beams, and said to himself: "I don't know what Lao Tzu has done, I actually came to such a ghost place, I don't even have a special mobile phone and wifi signal, how to live such a day!" ”