It was not easy to persuade the two idlers to be in a daze, and in a blink of an eye, they caught a glimpse of the Qibao Zhuluo sedan chair carried by a group of sixteen people at the intersection, and suddenly came to the spirit, grabbed the red cloth shirt, held it high in his hand and waved it, and sold it hoarsely. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

The sedan chair came to the side of the sedan chair, and the attention of the people in the sedan chair was really attracted by the sedan daze, and the sedan curtain lifted a corner slightly from the inside, and a fox voice came out: "Master, that person is selling clothes worn by the gods, and the brocade wants." ”

A muddy male voice coaxed and persuaded: "The ancestor of the heart and liver, but he is just a charlatan, you see what the rags in his hand have rotted, and the head pillar incense will be burned later, the master will take you to 'Rong Changxiang' to choose some good official silk, and then find a few good needlework tailors to measure your clothes?" ”

No matter how the man discusses, the woman just refuses, and she has to get off the sedan chair to see the "divine clothes" that are sold in a stupid way. The man couldn't, so he had to order the sedan chair man to stop, and the butler who followed the sedan chair hurriedly ran up, respectfully opened the sedan curtain, and put a silk handkerchief on his wrist, and helped a young woman down first.

The woman is lovely, plump, wearing a long red and purple skirt, a green bandeau with a lake, revealing a considerable career line, a tassel scarf on her shoulders, and a fallen horse bun combed on her head is full of pearls and emeralds.

His eyes lit up in a daze, and when he approached the woman, he praised it fiercely: "Oh, girl, you are so beautiful, look at this rich man with a big waist and a round waist, you will know that it is the queen mother at a glance...... The daughter of the earth......"

"Phew! You short-lived killer, how can you speak! ”

A round ball of meat immediately "rolled" down from the sedan chair, and when he looked at it in a daze, this old man in brocade clothes was full of fat, a pair of mung bean eyes, lying and standing almost as tall, his hands and ten fingers were full of gold rings and jade wrenches, and the outer hat was inlaid with an emerald the size of a bull's eye, which looked like a full nouveau riche.

The fat man was glaring at a pair of mung bean eyes at Eater at this time, and scolded Eater for not being able to speak. Eat stupid flattering smile and said: "This lord, you are generous, don't be like the villain, the villain reads little, speaks poorly, palms, palms." ”

As he spoke, he gently slapped himself a few ear scrapers. The woman named the brocade didn't take the "praise" of the daze as a thing, her eyes always swirled on the "divine clothes" in the hands of the daze, and she accidentally caught a glimpse of the appearance of the daze so handsome, a pair of eyes lit up immediately, and she said angrily: "How can the little brother sell this divine clothes?" ”

Stunned, he shook the divine clothes in his hand, and said proudly: "My clothes are worn by Zhu Rong, the fire god who is in charge of immortal fire in the heavenly court, mortals wear it with all kinds of benefits, and the seven Buddhas are with them when they move, and there are eight directions to reveal the truth when they are quiet, all evils do not invade, prolong life, cure diseases and strengthen the body, and can also regulate neurasthenia and endocrine disorders...... Such a treasure, the villain is worth 100 guan money, girl, do you think it is expensive? ”

Without waiting for the brocade to speak, the fat man had already jumped up, pointed at the tip of his stunned nose and was furious: "You actually ask for a hundred yuan for such a tattered, why don't you grab it?" ”

Eat stunned and grinned: "The villain's real profession is still selling clothes, and robbery is just the villain's hobby......"

Brocade's eyes flowed, and he looked up and down with interest, and his voice was so charming that he wanted to drip juice: "Little brother, although you are handsome, you can't just pick up a piece of clothing that asks for food, and take it out and sell it as a god clothes." You said that this dress was worn by the fire god Zhu Rong, but what evidence is there that there is not? ”

Eat stunned towards the brocade and give a thumbs up: "The girl is really good eyesight, you can see at a glance that the villain is handsome, don't hide it from the girl, the villain has been beaten four or five times early this morning, just because the villain's handsomeness once caused onlookers, the villain repeatedly humbly said that he looked very average, they beat me to death, and said that I was hypocritical......"

In broad daylight, the daze and the brocade openly frowned, and the fat man suddenly couldn't stand it, blocked in front of the brocade, and said impatiently: "Don't talk nonsense, since you said that this is a sacred object, show some benefits and show us, otherwise this master will report to the official and put you in prison, a little liar!" ”

He smiled slightly, lit a fire, lit a bundle of dry firewood on the ground, threw the ragged clothes into the fire, pointed to the firewood and said: "This piece of clothing worn by Zhu Rong is woven with the silk thread spit out by the Nine Heavens Immortal Silkworm, so as not to be afraid of fire, please keep your eyes open!" ”

The onlookers approached the fire one after another, only to see that the fire was raging, and the dress really showed no signs of being burned, and it was still lying in the firewood.

A cup of tea, a bundle of dry wood burned out, and only a pile of smoke curled embers remained. Eat Dumb took out the red robe, shook off the dust on it, and shook it in front of the brocade: "The girl is willing to believe it this time?" ”

Brocade covered the cherry mouth and exclaimed exaggeratedly: "Ah, this is really a treasure." Master, you want to weave brocade! ”

The brocade turned around and grabbed the sleeve of the fat man, and asked for this "god clothes" coquettishly, but the fat man couldn't, so he had to order the housekeeper to take a "flying money" similar to a check, worth a hundred yuan, and handed it over to the eater in a trembling manner, hiding his face and saying bitterly: "Wrap the god clothes for the master...... Well, the old man's chest is a little stuffy......"

The fat member was helped by the concubine brocade into the Hanshan Temple, the brocade still turned back three times from one step at a time, frequently sent autumn waves to the food and stupe, and deliberately slipped out of the sleeve and fell to the ground. Eat stupidly picked up the silk handkerchief, sniffed the aroma on it, and was about to walk down the mountain triumphantly, but someone grabbed the sleeve of his shirt, and a familiar voice came into his ears: "Little liar, where did you get the 'divine clothes'?" ”

Although the man deliberately hoarse, he still heard who the owner of this voice was, and grabbed the man's arm: "Sister Qiao, this question is good, that dress was given to me by the fire god Zhu Rong, otherwise what do you think?" ”

It turned out that Qiao Niang was not at ease, for fear of doing something bad outside the Hanshan Temple, so she quietly followed, and happened to witness this scene: "These words of yours deceived the rich pig-headed lord and the fox spirit, I won't believe it, say, what kind of tricks did you use to deceive people?" ”

"I know that Sister Qiao Bingxue is smart and can't hide anything from you."

Seeing that there was no one around, he smiled mysteriously: "I just soaked that dress repeatedly in the brine used to make tofu, and then dried it, do you know what ingredients are in the brine?" However, some magnesium chloride, sodium chloride and metal molecules are non-flammable molecular structures. Well, you don't understand this, because you haven't received nine years of compulsory education, so I'll explain it to you in detail later. ”