Chapter 10 Feeling like your body is being hollowed out

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The sun is shining and the sea breeze is gentle.

The waves are like scales, and the sky is blue and the water is blue.

Yang Yu took a deep breath, a wave of pride surged in his chest, feeling that a poem was brewing in his heart, ready to blurt out.

"Ahh ......" After three seconds, Yang Yu gave up this idea, "The weather is so good!" ”

Yang Yu's emotion was not answered, Huzi, Lao Qian and Ma Guan all looked at Yang Yu standing at the bow of the boat, with strange expressions, and Baliang Jin sat on the side with his head down.

"Eight taels of gold, why do you look like you've been beaten up?"

Eight taels of gold turned his head, unwilling for Yang Yu to see his downfall.

"Huh! They are all their own brothers, if there is something to say, let everyone be happy! ”

Hearing the first half, Baliang Jin was quite moved, but in the second half, my heart was suddenly cold, and people's hearts were not ancient and cold!

Huzi took a bite of the pork and green onion bun and asked vaguely, "What's wrong?" Seeing you early in the morning, like someone beating you? ”

"Bah......" Eight taels of gold took a sip, but it caused the scars on his face, and said painfully, "Didn't you beat someone!" Last night, I touched a person's money bag, but I didn't expect him to be agile, grabbed me, beat me so that my nose was blue and my face was swollen, and I took the silver back from my body! ”

"Hey!" Huzi smiled happily, "Aren't you quite capable?" Running out on your own, what's the matter? Hit hard stubble, right? Who beat you like this? ”

Baliang Jin said in frustration: "How do I know who he is!? One came out of the dart game, and I saw that his money bag was hanging on his trouser pocket, like a ball hanging on his chest, and I couldn't take my eyes off it! As a result, I was caught! I have no face to see people, and I am ashamed of my ancestors! ”

Yang Yu sneered and laughed, eight taels of gold passed on the skills from his father, but after all, he is shallow, he has no social experience, and the big man who came out of the dart game is not a practitioner?

"I let you mess with my eldest brother earlier, you said you didn't listen."

Huzi has no conscience, gnawed on the meat bun, and didn't even mean to give him one, eight taels of gold grunted in his stomach, but he was stubborn, and he didn't wipe his face to hate it, mainly because he was still a little unconvinced.

I have the greatest ability, why can't I leave you Yang Yu?

This time it was an accident, and I was unlucky!

Yang Yu didn't care much, even if he had some ability to use eight taels of gold, he didn't dare to use it, when he left eight taels of gold, he knew that he would poke the basket, this person, he only knew the pain when he hit the south wall, he knew how to cry when he entered the coffin, and he didn't know how to masturbate without his wife......

"Lao Qian, Ma Gui ......" Eight taels of gold turned to the two honest people, "Can you two give me some food, count it as what I borrowed!" I'll pay you back next time! ”

Ma Guan held the baked cake in his left hand and a paper envelope of mung bean cake and brown sugar in his right hand.

"But I'm half a baked cake, and I haven't eaten enough yet." Ma Guan continued to bow his head and nibble on the biscuits.

Baliang Jin pointed to the paper envelope angrily and asked, "Aren't you still having some food?" How to be stingy? ”

Ma Guan shook his head and said: "No, no, no, no, this is what I went back to my daughter-in-law, she likes sweets the most, and now I have her wish, I am reluctant to eat it!" ”

What a good Chinese man!

Baliang Jin was speechless, and begged Lao Qian: "Lao Qian, you are a sincere person...... I haven't eaten since yesterday afternoon, and now I'm dizzy, so give me something to eat! ”

Lao Qian glanced at Yang Yu and said with a smile: "How do you see that I have food?" You ask Brother Yu for it, his sack is full of ......"

A sack?

Eight taels of gold's eyes widened, no wonder he was carrying a big bag full of food? Did he buy all the money for food? This loser, might as well give me the money......

"Yu ...... Brother Yu. ”

Eight taels of gold finally pulled down his face, but his head was almost lowered in the crotch of his pants.

"I can't help it yesterday...... I wanted to go to you last night, but you were gone, I shrank at the yamen for a night, ate a night of northwest wind, you have a lot, forgive me, I will mix with you in the future, and I won't talk back! ”

"Please ...... me," Yang Yu looked at him with a smile.

"Please!" Baliang Jin pinched his nose and said.

“…… I won't give it to you either. ”

Eight taels of gold stood up with a bang, angry, but his eyes were full of stars, his brain was black, and he stumbled and almost fell into the water, and after standing firm, he pointed at Yang Yu's nose and began to scold.

"Yang Yu, you are a dead black-hearted! We're neighbors anyway, I think I think I think you're a best friend, didn't I just come as you said yesterday? As for your eyes, you will take revenge, and you still hold grudges to this day? I'm shameless anymore, you're still here to trick me and step on my face! ”

Yang Yu looked calm, took out a box of dates, a letter of osmanthus cake, and a pound of pickled pork jerky from the sack, chewed it one bite on the left and one bite on the right, and kept clicking on his mouth, and the stars were flying sideways.

"What's wrong? Come bite me......"

There were too many snacks in his mouth, and Yang Yu's words were slurred.

Baliang Jin was so angry that his eyes were dizzy, and he almost turned his back on Yang Yu when he pointed at him.

"You! Okay, good...... Since you are so ruthless, let's break up! In the future, when you are developed, I will never admit any love from you, I am rich, and you don't want a grain of rice from me! ”

Lao Qian opened his mouth to speak, but when he saw that Yang Yu didn't say anything, he remained silent. Torako eats steamed buns heartlessly while drinking a pot of sake.

"Don't ask me for anything if you have the ability!"

"Phew!"

Huzi swallowed the meat bun, replied for Yang Yu, and approached Yang Yu with a smirk.

"But uncle, won't we be too ruthless?" Huzi asked in a low voice.

"Why give it to him? it all over the world! Have to get used to him? Didn't he go his separate ways? Pretend to be a grandson and have to forgive him? ”

Huzi nodded, but it was a little strange to look at the calm appearance of the eldest brother, the eldest brother seemed to be different, he used to be cheap, a bastard! Now he is bolder, and suddenly there is more inexplicable momentum and majesty.

Well, it's even cheaper.

"Uncle, you tell me the truth, how much money does that drunkard have?"

Speaking of this, Yang Yu smiled and said, "It's not there yet!" But it's indispensable, Huzi, I don't want your sister Hui'er to know about this......"

"Uncle, don't worry! My mouth is tight! ”

"Good, I'll go back and buy you a Jingzhou daughter-in-law!"

"Jingzhou daughter-in-law?" Huzi asked strangely, "What's good about Jingzhou's daughter-in-law, it's not easy to feed each other, if you want a daughter-in-law in Qianzhou, she has a big hand, she is good at supporting and working, her ass is still big, she is two cubs in her life, and she must be male babies!" ”

Yang Yu touched the sweat on his head, this product is so heavy! There are two cubs in their lives, and when the hen lays eggs?

"Okay, Qianzhou daughter-in-law, give you a litter of cubs to play with sledding......"

"Uncle, don't ...... like this"

"Then I'll play with a string of sugar gourds for you!"

……

Huzi is honest and simple by nature, although he is like a dog's leg, because of Lin Huier's relationship, the relationship with himself is also true, and he was also an uncle when he was down, respectful.

Lao Qian is steady and wise, well-founded, what should be said, what should be done, is a smart person.

Ma Guan is fine, he is honest, diligent, and thinks of his daughter-in-law when he makes some money, which shows that he is a loyal person.

And Baliangjin has some handicraft tricks, but his temperament is the most slippery, his greed is insufficient, he is a mother if he has milk, he turns his face and doesn't recognize people, Yang Yu simply broke off his friendship with him, and he said goodbye.

Yang Yu looked at the bulging sack and was a little worried.

"Alas...... Where are these silver hidden? It's not easy to hide a private money......"

……

Just as Yang Yu was rowing a small boat back to Wild Boar Island with a lot of harvest, at this time, in the Qiantang Wangjiang Pavilion Restaurant, Bai had just woken up and had a splitting headache.

"Although the wine is good, greedy for a cup hurts the body......"

Brother Bai rubbed his temples, stretched his waist and said to himself: "It's like beauty, it's too much, and I feel like my body is hollowed out." ”

Brother Bai touched the left and right, it was empty, he was lying on the bed, the outside was open, only his underwear was left, and Brother Bai smiled.

"This week, my brother is really, and he also helped me change my clothes, affectionate and righteous...... Hey? Where's my clothes? Could it be that it was dirty, and Brother Zhou took it to help me wash it? But where has my sword gone? ”

Brother Bai turned over and got up, the bed, bed frame, and clothes box were all empty, and there were still his remaining silver tickets in the clothesbox.

I! By! Wash! Disaster! Finish!

At this time, Brother Bai's head was blank, only these five big words, and after realizing that this incident really happened to him, Brother Bai didn't stand firmly, and sat on the ground.

There was still a set of clothes and socks left in the suitcase, and Brother Bai hurriedly put them on.

Last night, he led Zhou Jiestick and the four of them to look back at Jiang Pavilion, and Zhou Jiestick called a meeting at first sight, called wine and food, and on the third floor of the Accord, blowing a cool wind, eating wine and food, and enjoying the moonlight in Qiantang.

Then Brother Bai fell unconscious.

"Smack!"

Brother Bai slapped his ears and cried, "Why did I lure the wolf into the room?!" ”

I'm stupid, really.

Brother Bai incarnated as Xianglin's sister-in-law, his eyes were empty, looking at the room where there was no grass, this week, Jie's conscience was eaten by a dog! No, there is still a little bit of heart left, and I have left myself a set of clothes.

The knock on the door of the guest room woke up Brother Bai, but it was a guy from the restaurant who came, carrying a food box in his hand.

"Guest, this is the early ...... your friend ordered for you"

Brother Bai picked up a corn cob and shed tears of remorse as he ate it.

"Guest officer, you are really affectionate, you can be considerate to such an extent, presumably he is your friend of life and death, right? …… By the way, the guest officer, the room money should be settled, the day before yesterday you said that today is settled together. ”

……

In a quarter of an hour, Brother Bai was thrown out of Wangjiang Pavilion by three men.

Holding his only luggage, Brother Bai gritted his teeth and comforted himself aggrievedly: "It's okay, I was born to be useful, and my daughter is gone...... Do your sister! Zhou Jieba, don't let Lao Tzu see you, otherwise Lao Tzu will stab your chrysanthemum with a big sword! ”

"Ahh

Which rotten gut is scolding me? Yang Yu, who finished ordering the silver taels, raised his head.

"And he took out of the cash chest, a hundred taels, and the garments and swords that had been discarded...... One hundred and fifty-three taels! Huzi and they are really, they don't dare to ask for more money. ”

I really love to die of alcoholics.