"In a place like Youlan Pavilion, you smash fifty taels, the girl opens her mouth, you smash one hundred taels, the girl spreads her legs, smashes her one thousand taels, and all waves come out of the water......"

――"Quotations of Yang Yu, the Love Saint of the Tang Dynasty"

"Gone? Turtle son, don't lie to me......"

The drunkard lay on the table, muttering in a delirious manner, his legs dangling in the air. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Who are you? Open up, open up! Lao Tzu is going to close the stall! ”

Yang Yu pushed him impatiently, and the latter was as drunk as a stall of dead pork, so he had to raise his leg and kick him, trying to kick him down. A clear footprint was imprinted on the drunkard's white shirt, and with a little more force, he finally kicked him off the table.

"Don't kick me!"

The drunkard got up from the ground, looked up and stared at Yang Yu again, and Yang Yu saw clearly what this person looked like.

Although the clothes are not neat and the hair is scattered, it is not dirty, not like a beggar, it looks like a thin skin and tender flesh is quite thoughtful, the clothes are not gorgeous, but the fabric is of high quality.

"Which rotten gut let his own drunkard out and harm people?!"

Yang Yu scolded, and suddenly saw the rouge marks on the clothes on his face, and several obvious double crescent marks, Yang Yu couldn't be more familiar, it was a woman's kiss marks.

The waist is also the same as those boys, with a sword.

Another handsome rammer.

The sword is a gentleman, just like a police officer with a gun, no matter how good the marksmanship is, it looks handsome!

Judging from the smell of alcohol and the smell of rouge on the drunkard's body, he is a hypocrite, and he doesn't know which ecstasy nest he just crawled out of.

"Why don't you scold people at every turn...... That's right! You are Zhou Jieba! Isn't it? ”

“……”

"I'm not!"

Yang Yu lifted his hand in disgust, Lao Qian and Ma Guan were sent to buy food, Huzi was helping Yang Yu get some money, otherwise Yang Yu would definitely find someone to beat this drunkard away.

"Don't lie to me, I just heard in the Youlan Pavilion that there is a crazy student named Zhou Jieba, who is fighting with people at the yamen, you open your mouth and scold people, and say that you are not that Zhou Jieba?"

The logic of the drunkard is also strong.

"I'm his relative, okay! What the hell are you looking for him? Yang Yu muttered in his throat and continued, "Then who, what kind of place is the Youlan Pavilion you are talking about?" ”

"Youlan Pavilion...... Naturally, it is a place for men to find seclusion and explore secrets, and it is really a treasure land in Qiantang! It's not in vain that Lao Tzu ran all the way from Jingzhou, trekking through mountains and rivers over mountains and mountains is more difficult than Xuanzang to learn scriptures, woo woo, almost left Lao Tzu's life there when he crossed the Shu Road......"

As soon as the drunkard opened his mouth, he gushed endlessly, talking nonsense, Yang Yu only learned that this goods came from Jingzhou, no wonder he spoke Sichuanese.

"I asked you about the Orchid Pavilion, don't mess with me!"

"Oh oh oh, Youlan Pavilion, going to Youlan Pavilion once is equivalent to being promoted to immortal once hahahaha! The girl in there is very smart, the turtle's son's, even in the capital, may not be able to find such a Yaochi fairyland, it really makes me happy in the next place, hehehe, insulting Sven and insulting Sven......" The drunkard licked his lips, as if he had an endless aftertaste, "Huh? Do you want to see it? ”

Yang Yu said with a straight face: "I, Zhou Jie, am as protective as jade, how can I go to such a filthy place!" ”

"You still say that you are not Zhou Jieba...... Don't bluff me, everyone is a man, no one is here now, you don't have to be false with me, if you want to go, my brother will take you shopping? ”

"It's not right...... I'm a serious person. ”

Yang Yu is as reserved as a yellow flower girl, unlike this drunkard who smiles when he mentions Youlan Pavilion, and he is not a good bird at first glance.

"Serious immortal board...... I heard about the fact that you used a lewd pair to make Xiao Rushan vomit blood so angrily that I heard about it in Youlan Pavilion! You dare to scold the whole Qiantang genius, I admire my brother very much, no, I don't even stay for the brother of Youlan Pavilion, I got up from the bed to look for you, just to make friends with you...... It's a pity that Miss Bilian's long legs ......"

"For my sake, you don't even want Bilian?"

Yang Yu knows how much courage and determination it takes to climb out of Gentle Township.

"What for you? ...... for my brother," the drunkard was stunned for a moment and scolded, "You don't have to force your face!" I want Bilian! ”

"Dude is drunk and thinks so quickly, I admire ......"

Yang Yu stretched out his arms to show his body, and said with a wry smile: "But do you look like someone who has the money to visit the Youlan Pavilion?" Before I reached the door, I must have been kicked out by the old bustard! ”

"It doesn't matter! Brother lends you money......"

The drunkard approached again and instructed as a passer-by: "My brother told you, in a place like Youlan Pavilion, they all recognize silver and don't recognize people, don't look at the girls who are as delicate as if they haven't come out of the pavilion, that's because you have too little silver, you smash fifty taels, the girl opens her mouth, you smash one hundred taels, and the girl opens her legs!" ”

Yang Yu casually answered: "Smash her for a thousand taels, and all of them will come out of the water......"

"Hahaha!"

The two laughed in unison, exchanging glances that only men understand.

It's too late to see each other!

is really a second person, Yang Yu fell in love with this drunkard and reckless man all of a sudden, dressed like a dog, but he didn't expect to open his mouth to expose the fact that he was a well-dressed beast.

Yang Yu straightened his face and said, "Brother, don't lead me astray, I just heard what people said." ”

"My brother is not a sincere person! If it weren't for the people who have been through a lot of battles, they would never have summed up this experience......"

These two goods have been called brothers and sisters between them, and Huzi over there has also counted and packed the silver taels, but he is not good at interjecting, the eldest brother seems to be negotiating something unfathomable, why can't he understand it? After all, he is too young and innocent, and Huzi admires it.

"I'll tell you the truth, the reason why my brother is curious about Youlan Pavilion is because he wants to investigate what kind of hell this is, how many men's hero graves have become, and how many talented people have buried their bones! I'm going to find out! Jizo Bodhisattva has said, I don't go to hell, who will go to hell! ”

The drunkard nodded in agreement and patted Yang Yu on the shoulder: "My brother has such a grand wish, I, as an elder brother, will naturally accompany you to the soup, so let's go tonight...... What's that, investigate and investigate! ”

"It may not work tonight, although the brother doesn't dislike it, but he can't lose the face of the brother, change Ming'er, replace the outfit, let's go to the Youlan Pavilion to find out!"

"That's that!"

After speaking, the drunkard rummaged around from his pocket and sleeve for a while before he took out some silver taels and stuffed them into Yang Yu's hand.

"If my brother is short of money, you can tell my brother!"

Yang Yu checked it, the weight is not small, this drunkard is generous and bold.

"It's useless, brother, take it back quickly."

Yang Yu couldn't bear to say this, but for the sake of big fish, you can't covet these small profits! Shove the heavy silver taels back into the drunkard's hand.

"Hey! You're welcome, you call me a brother, let's just treat it as a brother, let's not do those hypocritical things that worship Ziyi and marry Jinlan, I recognize you in my heart, you are my brother! ”

Look, they are all scholars, why is there such a big difference?

Other scholars have more than one race, and I don't know which rich family has such a lack of heart.

"Then the brother gave me all the money, what can you do yourself?"

Yang Yu took the silver two into his arms with lightning speed, and his movements were extremely skillful, for fear that this drunkard would wake up and regret it.

"I was born to be useful, and I will come back when my daughter is gone!"

After the drunkard finished speaking, he hammered his head again, and said in a daze: "Ah, I made up my mind not to chant poetry for a month, why can't I change this stinky problem?!" Don't mind, brother, this is a stubborn disease for my brother, and I won't be able to change it for a while...... Oh, you take these silver taels to make a good trip, rest assured, there are still a lot of silver tickets in the Dude's Inn......"

Yang Yu swallowed a mouthful of saliva and made a loud noise.

Ma Dan is a big wrong, what is the silver ticket? It's an ancient bank card! Yang Yu's eyes were almost red, as the old saying goes, it's better to fight hard than to fight for your father.

I really want to kill this thing and kill people and take money.

Lao Tzu was tired and tired and desperately fought with a group of scholars, just to earn dozens of taels of silver, this drunkard spent money like dirt! What a gap between the rich and the poor!

"Haven't asked my brother for his name?"

The drunkard shook his head and said: "What's important about the name, it's just a pronoun, my name was Xiao Hei last year, and I'll be called Da Bai this year!" Just call me Big White Brother. ”

So familiar, huh?

Yang Yu felt a little familiar, but he didn't learn much about history.

The drunkard was still chattering: "Brother, you are not in vain, you didn't write a few pairs during the day, or took out the lewd pair that Xiao Rushan vomited blood out of his anger and showed it to the brother, don't you have the rules of copper against one tael, silver against five taels, and gold against ten taels!" ”

"Since the brother spoke, the brother shouldn't have taken your money, but the brother is gracious!" Yang Yu took out the three notes and said, "Brother Bai, just look at it!" ”

Brother Bai got the note, as if he was holding some kind of treasure, and came to his eyes to read it carefully.

"The loofah on the shelf is as cool as a hanging ......" Brother Bai muttered in his mouth, shook his head and immediately said, "Fujishita Xiyan is like a hole...... This is not difficult, but those sour scholars will definitely not dare to be right, you have grasped their key points. ”

Xiyan is a wildflower, and the popular name is trumpet flower.

"Brother Bai is not shallow in this way! Brother is ashamed of himself! Yang Yu flattered from time to time.

"Hey, hey, hey, it's easy to say......" Brother Bai picked up another note and read, "Lonely and cold, the window is empty...... This pair was written by the elder brother? It seems simple, but in fact, the mystery lies in the side, the battle, the artistic conception, and the side...... It's hard! ”

Brother Bai tore up the copper pair and threw it away, but he put the silver pair and the gold pair neatly in his pocket, which was much more valuable than the silver he took.

"Why doesn't Brother Bai look at it?"

Brother Bai wrote lightly: "I can't even think of a silver pair, this gold is not qualified for me to read it, and I will talk about it when I say this sentence 'lonely cold window is empty and widowed'." ”

"Brother Bai, you and I hit it off at first sight, but it's getting late, and I'm a long way home, so I can only talk another day!"

This drunkard seems to be drunk or not, and Yang Yu can't figure out what his plans are, so he will go ahead with thirty-six plans and talk about it after slipping away.

"If that's not the case, my brother will go to the restaurant where I live for one night, let's buy some wine and food, chat about wine and sing for a night, and go to Youlan Pavilion tomorrow, what do you think?"

I'm waiting for your words!