Ma Xiaohan went to visit the fruit forest without knowing if the money would come back. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 Info waited for the return and entered the Bora house, and was dumbfounded after listening to the report.

Also coming back with Xiuping were Liu Bei and Zhang Fei.

Ma Xiaohan asked the minister, what should I do if I don't have any money? Can I raise donations? The monkey ministers fell to their knees and cried poor.

Anyway, what these monkeys mean is that their pockets are cleaner than their faces.

Ma Xiaohan turned his attention to Liu Bei and Zhang Fei for help, and he thought, these two people are both in business, one sells pork and the other sells straw sandals.

Who knew that Ma Xiaohan hadn't spoken yet, Zhang Fei spoke first.

"Big brother, in this time of crisis, my brother should have helped, but recently, pig feed has risen rapidly, and the cost of raising pigs is increasing, and I am raising pigs at a loss." Zhang Fei expressed his heartache.

"Big brother, I should have sent charcoal in the snow, but ......" Liu Bei choked up, tears fell, it really fell, he cried and said, "However, the labor cost of making straw shoes continues to rise, I used to hire a person, only ten yuan per hour, now it costs twenty yuan, I have to take the risk of taking other people's brand-name trademarks, I originally wanted to pretend to be brand-name straw shoes to raise the price, but I was reported, and the straw shoes were seized, how can I live." Liu Bei finally cried and lay on the ground.

Hearing Liu Bei's meaning, he also wanted to ask Ma Xiaohan to borrow some money.

"Elder Shi, do we have a treasury? It's the money that comes from taxes. Ma Xiaohan asked

"Although there is a tax revenue, if you have to pay 5,000 taels of silver, I am afraid that the government will go out of business." Elder Shi replied.

"Then as the king, do I have money? Got an asset? ”

"All the king's expenses are paid by the state, so you don't need money. The place where the king lives is provided by the state, so you don't need assets either. ”

"As a king, you always have a salary, right?"

"The country is all yours, what else do you need?"

"Can you sell land, trees or something?"

"State-owned assets, protected by law, even if you are the king, you can't buy and sell."

"Isn't the problem a problem now!"

"King, the country is broken by mountains and rivers, even if the country is gone, the mountains and rivers left by the ancestors cannot be sold."

"So what do you say?"

"You're the king, you say it."

"......" Ma Xiaohan was about to be stunned by Elder Shi, "What does this king mean in front of you." ”

"How can it be boring, you can symbolize the country."

"......" Ma Xiaohan was completely speechless. It turns out that he is the mascot of a country.

"King, the plan for today is to quickly raise five thousand taels of silver, buy it for reserve grain, and distribute it to the market, I estimate that it will be distributed in another month, and the granary will almost bottom out." Elder Shi said.

"Fart, I saw a large number of fruits harvesting in the fruit grove today, picking them."

"That's someone else's peach blossom family."

"Let her donate some." Ma Xiaohan said.

"Why should people donate for no reason?" Elder Shi said.

"If you don't donate, you will copy the house, and if you have a house, you will copy it."

"She didn't violate the system, how can she raid the house, besides, she is the widow of the former Monkey King, and she is still the head of the Tao family, you must know that the Tao family has more assets than our government."

"Then ask her to borrow food."

"Originally, I might have been willing to borrow it, but in the last post-election competition, the king gave her a cold face, and she held a grudge, so she would never borrow us."

"She won't watch the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain starve to death, so she doesn't care."

"Wang, you are so naïve, the government has no food, for businessmen, it is a good opportunity to make a fortune, when the price of food will definitely rise, and the monkeys who can't afford to buy food can only starve to death."

"Doesn't Peach Blossom have compassion?"

"The king has heard a saying, the most poisonous woman's heart."

"So what do you say? Simply I don't want to be this king, whoever you love should go. ”

"King, the Monkey King is for life (fool him, wasn't Xiao Ji voted down), you can't take the burden. Even if you don't pity us old monkeys, you should pity those little monkeys, think about how hungry they look, can you bear to have monkeys frozen to death on the road? "Elder Shi simply couldn't say anything.

Ma Xiaohan was already soft-hearted, so he had no choice but to resign.

"So what do you say now?

Seeing that the time was ripe, Elder Shi said: "There are two ways, first, the king marries the peach blossom, as long as the king marries her, according to the law, all the property of the wife after marriage, the husband has the right to use it, and the minister has calculated the food of her family, which is enough for us to eat the next batch of broken intestine grass when it grows; Second, drive out some monkeys who are mentally handicapped or unable to perform manual labor, and reduce food rations. ”

Okay, I'm serving you, this fucking is an option, okay!

Ever since Elder Shi saw Sun Tiantian's transformation, he felt that it was impossible for the monkey to be with the orangutan, and he also saw that Peach Blossom was interested in the king, in order to prevent the king from marrying Xiaocui, Elder Shi and Peach Blossom formed an alliance, they used each other, one had financial resources, the other had rights, and complemented each other. So today, Elder Shi did not hesitate to risk lying and pushed Ma Xiaohan to the peach blossoms.

Ma Xiaohan thought to herself, no wonder Peach Blossom repeatedly asked herself in the morning if there was something to ask her, it seemed that this was what she meant. But I can't talk about it, what should I do?

"King, for the sake of the country and the monkey clan, you will marry Peach Blossom." Elder Shi shouted, and several monkey ministers knelt down. But Lao Ji was not seen in the monkey minister, it turned out that this guy lied that he was ill and hid at home. According to Huaguoshan's previous practice, in the event of natural and man-made disasters, the elders would take the lead in donating, so he would hide at home, and when the matter was resolved, he would naturally show up.

The spring is bright, the sun is shining, the breeze blows the flowers and dances, and the birds are singing. Ma Xiaohan paced down a remote path, watching the leaves swaying and the sun dappling with fun. said: "I remember a poem, how do you say it?" By the way, there is no road in the world, and when there are more people, there is a road. ”

Well, I have to say that Ma Xiaohan is not a poem, it's good.

"If there are too many monkeys, can there still be a road? Sun Wukong's character is so bullish, and he has been crossed like this, this grotesque monkey road, I am walking alone, can I walk the road? Isn't it ridiculous to bow down to the mother monkey and borrow food? ”

Ma Xiaohan complained while pulling out a dog's tail grass, and was smoking and smoking.

"Ahh As he walked, he was hit on the head by something coldly.

"It's the king, you're in trouble."

Ma Xiaohan looked for the sound, looked up, and saw two little monkeys picking fruits on the tree.

The two little monkeys climbed down the tree and stood beside Ma Xiaohan, looking like they had passed the exam and were waiting to be smoked. Ma Xiaohan grinned and hugged the two little monkeys.

"What's your name?"

"My name is Monkey Da."

"My name is Monkey Er."

"You're two brothers." As soon as Ma Xiaohan heard the name, he thought of Xiong Da Xiong Er in the cartoon.

"Yes, he's an older brother, and I'm a younger brother." Monkey Er said.

"What are you doing in the trees?" Ma Xiaohan asked.

"We are picking the fruits of mountain flowers. Wait a minute, the king. With that, the monkey ran under the tree, picked up a broken basket, and ran back to Ma Xiaohan's side.

"Look, the fruit of this mountain flower is called Huaguo." Monkey said childishly.

"Eat, king." Monkey II is kindly invited.

Looking at the two innocent little monkeys, Ma Xiaohan naturally reached out and picked one up and stuffed it into his mouth. If you want to say that this flower and fruit look like a mulberry fruit, but the eyes are red. Ma Xiaohan still thinks it is a very delicious wild fruit in his heart.

"Huh!?" After Ma Xiaohan chewed his teeth, the taste of flowers and fruits scattered, and he only felt that his whole mouth was surrounded by astringency, the taste of excessive astringency was more than ten times stronger than "ten drops of water", Ma Xiaohan frowned and wanted to spit it out.

"King, is it delicious?" Monkey Er's face was full of anticipation.

Ma Xiaohan thought to himself: Could it be that my sense of taste is still the taste of a human being?

"Yes, yes, it's delicious." Ma Xiaohan swallowed the flowers and fruits with the feelings of a strong man breaking his wrist, "Do you have nothing to do with picking this?" ”

"Wang, we heard from the big monkey that the government's reserve grain may not be distributed again this year, the price of grain in the market is going to rise, and our family is poor and can't afford to buy food, so we are ready to hoard flowers and fruits to eat later." Monkey said.

"Our family has a low status in the monkey group, my father has not been able to work in picking fruit since he broke his leg, and my mother has been sick all year round and can't get up in bed. Usually we rely on the help of relatives to survive, but if there is a shortage of food and prices rise, who will help us, so we thought about picking some flowers and fruits to stock up first. Monkey Er said and tears fell, "These flowers and fruits are our hope to live." ”

"King, save our family, woo woo......" Monkey hugged Ma Xiaohan and cried.

What kind of tears in the world is the most heartbreaking, and that is the tears of innocent children.

Ma Xiaohan's heart was sour and embarrassed, what happened to the little monkey's family, and what was sad was that he ate fresh fruits and grains every day, while the poor people had to feed on this bitter thing.

"Brother, don't cry, I believe the king will definitely come up with a way."

Ma Xiaohan stepped forward and hugged the two little monkeys, and his tears couldn't stop flowing down.

After crying for a long time.

"King, we have to go first, it's noon, and my mother is still waiting for us to go back and deliver food." Monkey said.

"I'll have some fruit for you." Ma Xiaohan wanted to talk about expressing his heart.

"King, there are still many poor monkey families, if you just favor our family, our family will be jealous of other poor monkey families." Monkey said.

Ma Xiaohan was shocked in his heart: at a young age, he is so sensible.

Looking at the distant backs of the two little monkeys, Ma Xiaohan shed tears.

Ma Xiaohan didn't know that there was a monkey among the dense branches not far away, and he had been spying since they were talking.

When the little monkey was gone, the monkey also turned around and disappeared into the woods.

The monkey turned around and went into a house made of stakes.

As soon as the monkey entered the door, two little monkeys surrounded him and called "Mom". That's right, these two little monkeys are Monkey Big and Monkey Two.

"Mom, how is our performance?" Monkey said.

"Finally, you haven't been blinded by your talent for acting." The female monkey who spoke was none other than the head of the Peach Blossom family, Shanhua.

"Mom, this king is too naïve, he cries when we cry, and he cries, stupid." Monkey Er said disdainfully.

"Mom, what are we going to eat for lunch?"

"Fruit platter, banana biscuits." Shanhua said.

"Mom, I'm tired of all this, get some fruit salad to eat." Monkey said dissatisfied.

"I'm going to drink orange-flavored soda and I'm going to eat strawberry rolls." Monkey Er said coquettishly.

"Okay, you behaved so well today, I'll do it for you." Shanhua praised the two brothers, "By the way, what about Huaguo?" ”

"I lost a cliff on the way back."

"Well done, leave no evidence."

"Hahaha......" Monkey Er suddenly laughed, "I laughed to death when I saw the king eating flowers and fruits with a red face just now, you must know that this thing is used for fertilizer, and you have to be angry." ”

"Sure enough, as my mother said, the king can't tell what fruit is used for, and the flowers and fruits are things that even insects avoid them." Monkey large additional instructions.

The monkey family laughed.

At this time, Ma Xiaohan was still in place and was moved to cry.