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He went out to inspect his own shop, and his wife gave him fifty taels of silver tickets to send the funds for the turnover of the store.

"This damn casino, where is it not good, it is on the way that the old man must pass, and the old man is itchy for a while...... Alas, how can I explain to my wife that there is such a small amount of silver left...... Did you say you went to the casino? If you can't do it, both legs will be discounted by Madame! Said you visited the kiln? The third leg will be broken! ”

Or, say that you have given love to the beggars along the way...... All three legs are broken at once!

"I'm so sad to die......"

"Grab the money! Where do the thieves run! ”

I don't know who shouted on the street, only to see a young man rushing out, looking at his handsome appearance and heroic running posture, he knew that it was Yang Yu.

Yang Yu took the lead, with a red face and red ears, looking like a ten-mile escape.

"Alas...... If it weren't for Lin Hu's acting skills, how could I use my uncle to play by myself...... Why are you paralyzing eight taels of gold chasing so fiercely, Lao Tzu didn't kidnap your daughter-in-law, don't you mean it......"

It's so tiring to be a man, and it's even more tiring to be a man who makes money to support his family.

The person chasing behind is not an outsider, it is eight taels of gold, this girl is chasing and running, while constantly shouting to catch the thief, the heart said: No wonder people like to shout so much to catch the thief, shouting is so cool......

"The thief who killed a thousand knives, hey! Help me stop him! ”

Exercise......

Yang Yu couldn't help but scold him, this pig is a pig, and he still calls someone to help, did Lao Tzu let you do this? Life is too realistic, and the drama is too deep, right? At this time, Yang Yu actually played a song automatically in his heart: I should play a blind eye to the performance that should cooperate with you......

Fortunately, the people of Qiantang are not highly educated, and their ideological consciousness is average, such as catching thieves, which is risky and harmful to others and themselves, everyone sings the same song in their hearts as Yang Yu.

Good samaritan? Ah, the sun is so good today, should I go for a beef noodle or wonton at noon......

Li Yuanwai obviously thought the same way, but his figure was too bloated, and the other party came too fast, and he was thinking about how to explain to his wife, and his reaction was a little slower, and he was hit hard by Yang Yu, and he made a circle on the spot.

Li Yuanwai was dizzy, and was about to scold, but was glared at by Yang Yu viciously, and was preempted.

"Your eyes are long, your son's asshole is up?!"

When Li Yuanwai figured out the meaning of this sentence and was furious, Yang Yu had already run away.

"Damn thief! He deserves to have his leg broken! …… Ahh ”

Li Yuanwai was pointing at Yang Yu's backbone and scolding, but he was hit by someone who came after him and was glared at fiercely.

"Your eyes are long, your daughter-in-law's belly button is on it?! Open up, open up! Don't get in the way of catching this thief! ”

Eight taels of gold swore while pushing Li Yuanwai, Li Yuanwai blocked his throat in one breath, and was almost suffocated bleeding, now the poor are so arrogant? !

When the person who chased and fled ran away, Li Yuanwai patted his sleeve and scolded the bad luck.

"Where's my money bag?!"

The embroidered money bag that was originally hanging on his waist is now empty, and Li Yuanwai's eyes are bulging, and only then can he pat his thigh and come to his senses! When the thief bumped into himself, he touched his money bag by the way!

Li Yuanwai, who was penniless, was very frustrated, if he had a higher moral cultivation and helped him catch the thief who stole things, he would not even be taken away from the money bag!

"To help others is to help yourself......"

Li Yuanwai's character instantly improved a lot, this matter, complaining about himself, but how to explain to his tigress, going home empty-handed, Li Yuanwai felt that he had to kneel on the washboard all night today.

"Hey! Catch the thief! ”

Thinking of this, Li Yuanwai also shouted, moving his bloated body and chasing after him, but the soles of his feet were as if they were sticking to the ground, and it was extremely difficult to move, and he was hung far behind.

A group of people back and forth, in the bustling street also seems to be huge, Yang Yu squinted, suddenly startled, in addition to the eight taels of gold and that Li Yuan, there are actually two or three people caught up, a look of righteousness and courage and righteousness, among which there is a scholar to join in the fun.

"This heartless pig brain is still shouting, and the people in the yamen are alarmed......"

Yang Yu saw that Baliang Jin was still shouting, and he wanted to tear his mouth apart. Look at the person behind him, and the clothes he is wearing have a word written on it, shouldn't he be a servant?

It's not just a basket, it's a honeycomb.

It's not what Yang Yu wants to see, the so-called Yamen is open to the south, don't come in if you have no money, this thing in the official mansion has always been some rotten intestines.

"Don't run away!"

Yang Yu's head had just been injured, and he didn't even remove the gauze, and when he ran around, he only felt dizzy, his eyes were black, and he squatted on the ground and gasped for breath.

Before he could raise his anger, he was chased by someone.

"Look where you're going, thief! In broad daylight, you dare to steal! Why don't you hurry up and arrest me and bring me to justice?! ”

After such a passage, the man in the yazi uniform almost turned his back on his breath, he was thin, his face was pale, and he was not a strong man.

Eight taels of gold and Li Yuanwai also arrived one after another, Li Yuanwai had never run away in his life, his face was red and sweaty, he was so tired that he rolled his eyes, and simply sat on the ground, never thought it was too sudden, flashing his waist.

"Ahh

Li Yuanwai grinned in pain, lifted his clothes, saw that his right waist began to swell, and thought to himself, Ming'er has to go to the hospital for cupping again.

Yang Yu glanced at it, and another scholar also caught up, and couldn't help but say fiercely: "What are you chasing as a scholar?" ”

The scholar said suspiciously, "Huh? I thought you were exercising, and I ran along......"

"Fuck you!"

"Ahh

The scholar walked over with his little legs and walked the dog.

The young man of the yamen straightened his clothes and asked loudly: "Whose things have been stolen, tell them one by one, and I will take this thief back to punish him!" ”

Li Yuanwai groaned and said, "My money bag! There are five ...... in it Fifty taels of silver! ”

"And my two eggs!" Eight taels of gold also shouted.

The young man from the yamen glared at him and asked, "It's just two eggs, what are you talking about?" Waste money with such labor? ”

Eight taels of gold straightened his neck and said: "That's the egg laid by my old hen, and I'm going to put the chicken cubs!" Two in one life, two in four ......"

The young man of the yamen couldn't help but interrupt him: "Don't mess around with me, two eggs, it's a big deal to let him compensate you, you don't need to make a big move, you get out of the way first, I will solve these fifty-two cases first!" ”

Yang Yu was unhappy and said: "If you want to say that his two eggs, I stole them, but who is this fat man?" Do you dare to wronged me indiscriminately? ”

The young man of the yamen frowned, this matter is big when it is big, and small if it is small.

Stealing two eggs, even if you catch the yamen, it's just trivial, and the county lord doesn't have time to mess with you. If it is fifty taels, according to the law, you can close the yamen and beat the board. Going to jail, this is not a joke, it is ruining a person's reputation.

The key is whether he stole the fifty taels.

"You said he stole fifty taels from you, but what evidence do you have?"

Li Yuanwai was a little weak-hearted, after all, the fifty taels of silver tickets had been squandered, and there were some broken silver left in the money bag, but the arrow was on the line, in order to go home and not be punished by the tigress, this black pot would be thrown on this thief.

"My wife handed me fifty taels of silver tickets, which were used to pay for the store, and it was he who rushed into me and found that the money bag was gone, who else could he have?"

Yang Yu took a sip of him, and said a scoundrel: "You have less blood and spews people!" There are people coming and going on the street, you are a mad dog and biting people, you just came out of the casino, maybe you lost it all yourself, and then rely on me! ”

Yang Yu retorted indiscriminately, but he hit it crookedly.

The young man of the yamen said loudly: "Since one of you insists that you have been wronged, and the other confirms that the money has been stolen, then this is easy to do, just search your body!" In order to restore your innocence, you shouldn't refuse, right? ”

The back is said to Yang Yu, Yang Yu is not afraid, but since it is a play, he will do it all for him, with an anxious and hesitant look on his face, looking weak and timid.

Li Yuanwai looked at him, and immediately became bold, jumped up and pointed out: "You don't have to hide, damn thief, the sky net is restored, you can't fool you!" ”

As if desperate, Yang Yu said loudly: "Dead fat pig, you keep saying that I stole your silver taels, slandering me, my Malanshan is upright and dedicated to a true gentleman, and the reputation of honest and reliable Xiaolangjun has been ruined by you!" If I hadn't stolen your money, you'd have to pay for my mental damage and reputation! ”

Hearing Yang Yu's boasting, the surrounding crowd rolled dozens of pairs of eyes.

"Who is this? So faceless and skinless! ”

"Yes! Honest and dedicated to a true gentleman, honest and reliable, isn't Xiao Langjun saying that he is below? I don't dare to say it......"

What the hell is mental loss? Li Yuanwai didn't know, but the more Yang Yu resisted, the more it proved that he was strong and inward-looking.

"If my money bag is not on you, it is okay to compensate you, but thief, if you steal it, I will send you to the official!"

Yang Yu was so frightened that he took two steps back, and shouted uncertainly: "Do you dare to sign a contract with me?!" You say I stole fifty taels from you, if not, you have to compensate me for fifty taels of mental damages! ”

"Fifty taels? Are you worth so much money? ”

Li Yuanwai's face is not very good, the family's finances are controlled by the evil mother-in-law, and he has no money for his own private house.

"Who's to say it's not worth it? In Malan Mountain, my Xiao Langjun's reputation is a household name, you are ruining me now, what can I use to dominate Malan Mountain? What to capture the young woman's heart? ”

Shameless, shameless!

Li Yuanwai was so angry that he grabbed the pen and ink of the fortune teller who was watching the play, wrote down the compensation contract, and printed the engraved seal himself.

"Little thief! Sign it, I'm going to send you to jail today!" ”

Li Yuanwai gritted his teeth and said, Lao Tzu has a head and a face, and he hides in Tibet when he goes to a kiln, why do you linger in the flowers and dominate the young woman? What a depression!

Yang Yu's heart blossomed, a windfall, he immediately signed his name, everyone watched, no one could play tricks.

"Come on! Take off...... Ahem, search me! ”