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Yang Yu's whole body was touched through.

If the girl comes, Yang Yu will enjoy it. The other party is a rough man, and the way he touches it is also rude. Yang Yu's whole body, not to mention the money bag, there is not a copper plate. The young man of the yamen stared at Yang Yu's crotch suspiciously and hesitantly, and the latter's face changed drastically.

"I can tell you, men don't kiss me, if you dare to insult me, I'll call it......"

Yang Yu held his chest, looking violated, the young man of the yamen gritted his teeth, this scoundrel!

"You should be meticulous in handling the case, and you can't let go of the clues!" The young man from the yamen said, "If you don't let me search, how can I prove your innocence?" ”

"I think you are taking away my innocence...... Yang Yu patted the ground with his feet, and added, "It's not impossible to touch it, look at it in five taels, and touch it in ten taels!" Lao Tzu has never been touched by a man, count your friendship price! ”

"Get out!"

The young man of the yamen couldn't stand it anymore, so he didn't pay attention to Yang Yu anymore, and if he continued to talk to him, he was afraid that he would kill his diaphragm, so he turned to Li Yuanwai.

"You also saw it, there is no physical evidence on him, and you say that he stole your money is really slanderous. The contract you just signed is valid, and you owe him fifty taels and must return it! ”

This kid is fair.

Yang Yu said triumphantly to Li Yuanwai: "Look at your poor and sour appearance, it is estimated that there is no money to pay it back today, and I will personally go to the door to get it in person next day!" Don't think about hiding from debts, Li Lushan...... Li Yuanwai! ”

Yang Yu kissed the seal on the contract, and Li Yuanwai looked at him like a fly burrowing into the.

"Thank you so much for proving my innocence!" Yang Yu arched his hand and said, "I don't know the name of the little brother? ”

The little brother of the yamen was a little disgusted, and replied politely: "I'm not a servant, I'm just a servant of the yamen, my name is Di Ren......"

"Paralysis is not a servant, what kind of big-tailed wolf are you pretending?"

Yang Yu kicked up, and the little brother of the yamen didn't think that he would turn his face when he said it, and he fell unguarded.

"Wait, what's your name?"

The little brother of the yamen said angrily: "Your uncle, Lao Tzu will not change his name, and he will not change his surname, Di Renjie is also!" What's your boy's name? Ay! Don't run! ”

Don't run? Fools don't run.

Kicked Di Renjie's ass and didn't run?

"How so?"

Li Yuanwai lost his soul, his money bag was indeed stolen, could it be that he was left in the casino?

After thinking about it for a while, he suddenly smiled!

"Didn't this thief give me a brilliant reason! Stolen! Yes, yes, yes, just explain to Mrs. that there are so many pairs of eyes watching, even if you are facing the old man, you are not afraid ......"

lost a few taels of silver, but was exempted from a punishment, in response to the old saying, the blessing of misfortune depends, and the curse of blessing lurks! After breaking the knot, Li Lushan hummed a little song and went home happily.

Over there, Di Renjie was even more depressed, he couldn't solve a small case, and he was kicked by someone, so he kept knocking on his head and thinking about it.

"Then Li Lushan said that he would not lie, he did lose the silver...... The key is the money bag! Where's the money bag? Money Bag ......"

Di Renjie's eyes widened, and a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind.

However, when he flew back to chase Yang Yu, how could they be on the street?

……

In an alley, three sneaky people gather together.

"Uncle! You don't have to do anything from me, you're done! ”

Huzi came out of the shadows, touched his head and smirked, he was a little embarrassed, after all, he didn't have any strength. Huzi was originally arranged by Yang Yu to be behind, but this **** only cared about watching the play on the side.

"Hmph."

Yang Yu snorted coldly, Huzi couldn't laugh, obviously the eldest brother was not in a good mood, and he was still very tired, panting heavily.

"Brother Yu!"

Eight taels of gold followed, and he was as thin as a bamboo pole, but now he was quite excited. On Wild Boar Island, he can also steal chickens and touch dogs, and this time he can really return to his ancestral business.

"You still know how to call me Brother Yu! When he chased me just now, how could it be like killing his father and supporting the hatred of taking his wife?! ”

Yang Yu kicked eight taels of gold on the ass a few times, eh? Why did you develop the habit of kicking people's butts? It's a good habit, but I'm tired of running and my legs are weak.

"Didn't you make me act more realistically......"

Eight taels of gold covered his ass and died of grievances, Yang Yu also wanted to cry without tears, if he knew that this thing was an elm head, he should have made it clear, and he would have made a big loss by lifting a stone and hitting himself in the foot.

"I'm tired, take out the things!"

Eight taels of gold took out a money bag from his arms, the style is quite good-looking, and it is estimated that it can be sold for some money. No one could have imagined that the one who really stole the money bag was the eight taels of gold, who shouted to catch the thief.

Yamen is Di Renjie, if he is really the one in history, with his cleverness, he may have turned around and reacted, thanks to his young age, he did not grow into a legendary detective, so Yang Yu ran away.

Yang Yu took the money bag and poured it out, a total of five pieces of broken silver.

"That's it? Doesn't that fat pig look very oily......"

Yang Yu frowned in disgust, if Li Lushan knew that he was cheap and cheap, and he didn't think he had much silver, he would definitely be so angry that he would have made some shady physical transactions with Yang Yuzu's eighteenth generation......

"Wow! So much silver! ”

Baliang Jin and Huzi were shocked, holding the silver in their hands for fear of losing it, and swallowing it in their mouths, they had never seen so much silver in their lives.

Yang Yu couldn't help but kick the tiger again, and scolded: "Look at your little bit of talent!" ”

"Uncle, don't be too ambitious, this is five taels of silver, it is a month's expense for ordinary people, but it is a huge amount of money on our Wild Boar Island!"

Yang Yu didn't know much about the conversion of the purchasing power of silver, but when Huzi said this, he was a little careful, and nodded.

"Can you visit the kiln once?"

Huzi was so frightened that he almost threw away the silver, and said tremblingly: "Uncle, you ...... Do you want to visit the kiln? That's a blessing that only a rich man has, let's just rely on these five taels of silver, we can't enter other people's doors! Also, Sister Hui'er told me to look at you, don't do anything unfaithful to her, don't mess around! ”

It turned out that Huzi was sent by Lin Hui'er to supervise himself! Phew, this kid is still playing spy undercover with me?!

Depressed, Yang Yu kicked Huzi's ass again.

"Huzi." Yang Yu said earnestly, "Are you messing with my eldest brother or with your sister Hui'er?" ”

Huzi was a little hesitant, uh, and couldn't answer for a long time.

Yang Yu was speechless, and added: "Do you still want to divide it!" ”

"Yes! Think! Huzi replied quickly this time, "I'm messing with my uncle!" ”

"That is, you took your eldest brother's money to help your sister Hui'er do things, what is this called? Eat inside and out! Did your sister Hui'er give you money to spend? Didn't you? ”

Huzi said weakly: "But Sister Hui'er sewed clothes for me......"

Tut-tut, this little girl's ability to bribe people is not weak.

"Messing with my eldest brother, I will eat and drink spicy food every day in the future, and I still need to wear this tattered clothes? In the future, we will eat and drink! Shopping is all sideways! If you have the money, I will buy you ten daughters-in-law! Can it be made or not? ”

Huzi fell into the blueprint constructed by Yang Yu and couldn't extricate himself, nodding vigorously, and couldn't suppress his excitement.

"Done! Yes! Yes! I want twenty! Two of them waited for me to change my clothes, two for me to put on my shoes, and two for me to take a bath...... Ah, twenty isn't enough! ”

Phew, this kid is more ambitious than my uncle. After all, he is young and can't stand the encouragement and brainwashing, when Yang Yu was dealing with the gang of cubs under him in the company, the stupid Lin Hu was still playing with eggs.

What a lovely little chastity.

"Then you still help your sister Hui'er?" Yang Yu interjected and asked.

Huzi shook his head decisively: "Don't help!" ”

……

In another corner not far from the casino, Lao Qian and Ma Crutch were also very busy.

"Pressure is big, pressure is small, hey! If you have money, you can fight hard, you can seek wealth and danger, and you can't bear the wolf if you can't bear the child! ……”

Lao Qian poured out all the words that Yang Yu taught him, but it had some effect, at first there were only two or three people around, and after a few games, there were already more than ten people, and it was a little difficult for latecomers to squeeze in.

Lao Qian's name is unknown, and most of the names of Wild Boar Island represent this person's ability.

The size is the simplest way to gamble, and with the methods of the old man, he can squeeze everyone who comes dry, but Yang Yu reminded him not to be greedy, it is easy to be beaten.

So I installed a nursery, which is an honest crutch.

Ma Guan has no ability, his leg is a little lame, he has been called Ma Chuan, and he has a good face, and he is always bullied.

"Hey, hey, hey, I won."

The number of thousands of people is always the size of the hemp crutches, there is the stimulation of the lucky man, the gamblers are all neck thick, everyone has lost and won, in fact, the biggest winner is only one hemp crutche.

After those people followed the hemp crutch to place bets, the old man left the stall, and the five fox friends gathered in the agreed alley.

Yang Yu put the silver together, a total of twenty-one taels and more than twenty-five copper plates, the copper plates are easy to divide, but the silver taels are just one or two more. The big guys stared at the last tael of silver, each with a ghost in their hearts.

Lao Qian is the most stable, and he is not a person who has never seen money, so he got up and said that he didn't want it. Ma Guan glanced at it, knowing that it would not fall on his head. Huzi picked up the two pieces of silver and flatteringly offered them to Yang Yu.

"Brother Yu, you have the greatest credit, you accept it!"

Hey, I also know that I respect my uncle, although you are not a good undercover agent, and you are easy to backlash, but you are an excellent dogleg, and this profession has a future!

However, Yang Yu was not in a hurry to take it, there was a lot of work in the society, and the uneven distribution of benefits after making money was often the beginning of the contradiction.

The eight taels of gold thieves moved their eyes and asked eagerly: "If you say that it is evenly distributed, why do you have more than one person?" We can replace it with copper plates......"

Yang Yu took the hot silver, smiled at the eight taels of gold, and then waved it in the incredible eyes of the four of them and threw it into a certain courtyard.

"Just respect God!" Yang Yu smiled lightly.

"Ahh Which little hairy child who doesn't have long eyes throws stones! ......" There was a pause in the courtyard, and then a small voice came out, ", there are not only pies in the sky, but also silver falling......"

Lin Hu and Baliang Jin were both in pain, it was white silver! This loser!

Lao Qian looked at Yang Yu with some consternation, and he thought about several ways to deal with it in his heart, either by replacing it with copper plates and redistributing them, or by simply bringing them to everyone for a meal...... They were all denied by Lao Qian.

At least these few people, if they fight for small profits in the future, they will think of the silver that Yang Yu threw away.