Chapter 23 Monkey Big Monkey Two School Notes

After the establishment of "Ma Xiaohan Wenwu School", there were mathematics teachers, literature teachers, and martial arts teachers. Later www.biquge.info I added an anthropology teacher, what kind of discipline is this anthropology, to put it in layman's terms, it is a discipline that explains what kind of creatures human beings are, and what stories are in the love of their lives. The main teacher of this esoteric subject is Sun Tiantian, who grew up in human society since he was a child, and naturally understands interesting things in human society. In addition, Sun Tiantian also likes children, so he let Sun Tiantian be the teacher of this subject, and there is one main reason, Ma Xiaohan was afraid that Sun Tiantian would be lonely, so he said that he would let her teach, but it was better to let the children accompany Sun Tiantian.

After the establishment of the school, Ma Xiaohan appointed Zhong as the director of the school, Xiaocui as the head teacher, Sun Tiantian as the life instructor, and Ma Xiaohan himself as the principal, so that the monkey monkey has an official.

But all the little monkeys of the right age in Huaguo Mountain are here. Ma Xiaohan looked at the roster one by one, but he wondered, why didn't he see Monkey Big and Monkey Er? Thereupon......

Mountain flower home.

"Mom, I don't go to school, there are no acting classes in school that I like, and when I grow up, I have to go down the mountain to learn acting." Monkey University resolutely did not go to the civil and martial arts school.

"Mom, that's a broken school, what can I learn, it's better to go to the mountains every day to practice singing, my dream is to become a pop music singer, I want to create soul music, cleanse the sinful hearts in the world, Mom, so don't let me go to school." Monkey II also has his own dreams.

"It's not my mother's idea, it's the king who wants you to study, it's not that you acted last time in his heart, he thinks about you all the time." The mountain flowers are not in a rut.

"Who let us deceive the king, and who let us deceive the king to eat flowers and fruits." Monkey raised the volume of grievances.

"Mom, don't look at my young grade, I'm an ideal monkey." Monkey Er said.

"Well, you are considerate and considerate of Mom, okay? If you really don't go, you will alarm the king later, and you will be in trouble. Shanhua was a little worried, at this time, maybe the king already knew the family situation of the monkey and the second monkey, that is to say, he knew the lie that his father broke his leg and his mother was bedridden.

But the crux of the matter is that if the king asks, Shanhua can't give up the peach blossoms. I think that at the beginning, Shanhua's husband eloped with other female monkeys, regardless of the fact that there were still monkeys and monkeys waiting to be fed at home. A woman with two children can imagine how difficult life is, in the animal world, basically the two little monkeys have to starve to death. In this case, Peach Blossom lends a helping hand, so how can Peach Blossom be offered? Although it's not a big deal, it's a betrayal to say it, and Shanhua feels that she can't forget her roots as a monkey.

"If you two don't obey, Mom will be really angry." Faced with the two bear children, Shanhua had to pretend to be angry.

"Mom, you want me to study, unless Leifeng Pagoda falls and the West Lake dries up." Monkey Da has a very resolute attitude.

"Mom, you want me to go to school, unless the Yangtze River flows backwards and the sun comes out in the west." Monkey Er's attitude is also ruthless enough.

In fact, there is another reason why the two bear children don't want to go to school, that is, when they go to study, they are managed by the teacher, so they can't play without fear and time limit. In the end, the little monkey has a lot of playfulness.

"You're asking for your mother's life." Shanhua is really anxious to get angry.

"Mom, are we your own?" Monkey Da said that he was still in tears.

"Don't put my acting aside, you monkey cub."

"Mom, I'm crying tears of pain." The monkey cried.

"Mom, if you force the eldest brother again, what will the eldest brother do if he can't think about it!" Monkey two supplements.

"We would rather be broken than broken." The brothers said in unison.

What a pair of good brothers who are in unison.

The two bear children are the treasures of Shanhua, and they are usually very doting, but at this moment, Shanhua still can't help but hug one of the monkey cubs and spank them.

"I'll let you be tile, I'll let you be tile." Shanhua spanks the monkey's big ass.

"Hit it, hit me, it hurts in my mother's heart." The monkey yelled.

Shanhua stopped, as the monkey said, hitting him, it hurt in Shanhua's heart.

I can only say that Monkey is too smart.

"Excuse me, is this the home of Monkey Monkey Er?" Sun Tiantian is a life instructor and was ordered to come to summon Monkey Monkey Er to school.

"Yes, may I ask who you are?" Shanhua asked.

Then Sun Tiantian showed his identity and intention.

"Oh, it turned out to be Mr. Sun, I really thank you for your concern, and thank you very much for the king's concern. It's not that the two children don't want to go to school, but the monkey flu has been serious recently, and Monkey Da and Monkey Er have been infected with the flu and have been recuperating at home, so they have delayed the time to report. Shanhua had no choice but to lie, although it was a helpless move, but the acting skills of the lie were very good, which also let us know why Monkey Monkey Er has been so talented in acting since he was a child.

"But I feel like they're all in good spirits." Sun Tiantian looked at the monkey and the monkey two. At this moment, the two bear children looked a little wrong.

"Sometimes it's good and sometimes it's bad, the doctor said that you have to rest for a year and a half, in case you go to school and infect your classmates, it's not good." Shanhua continued to lie. Isn't this a bit of a motherly and defeated?

Monkey Da: "Mom, our illness is cured. ”

Monkey Er: "Mom, please let us go to school." ”

Monkey University: "Although I have been staying at home these days, my heart has already rushed to school. ”

Monkey Er: "At school, I can listen to the teacher's teachings, learn knowledge, and have a good time with my classmates. ”

Monkey University: "I can't wait to soak up the sunshine at school. ”

Monkey Er: "Mom, please, let's go to school." ”

Monkey Da: "Mom, you can't delay our studies because of your doting." ”

Monkey Er: "Mom, if you don't agree with us going to school, are you worthy of coming to our house to greet our teacher Sun in person?" ”

The mountains are gone. Which one are the two bear children playing? No, they didn't act, they were turned over by Sun Tiantian's cute appearance. This is inherited from their father's genes.

"Teacher Sun, will you teach us to learn?" Monkey Da asked with expectant eyes, and he didn't forget to hold Sun Tiantian's hand with his little hand.

"Yes." Sun Tiantian likes children.

"Teacher Sun, I recently heard that there was a violent incident at school, will you protect me?" Monkey Er hugged Sun Tiantian with self-talk.

"Yes, don't be afraid, my classmates are all good boys." Sun Tiantian stroked Monkey Er's head.

Seeing that Monkey Er was more ruthless than himself, Monkey Da said provocatively with his eyes: Brother, the beautiful sister is the first thing I fancied in.

Monkey Er also returned his eyes: Brother, there is no first come in the world of love.

The monkey replied with big eyes: I am your brother.

Monkey Er replied with his eyes again: My Fair Lady, the gentleman is good, don't say it's my brother, it's my father, I won't let it.

Seeing that Monkey Er was hugging him very well, Monkey Da also rushed up to hug Sun Tiantian.

"Teacher Sun, I heard others say that there are ghosts in the school, teachers who have disappeared, thirteen steps, pen fairies, and crack girls, I'm afraid." The monkey's brain door rubbed Sun Tiantian hard. After rubbing for a while, he felt Sun Tiantian's body shaking.

"Teacher......" Monkey looked up at Sun Tiantian.

“…… Is there a ghost in school? "Sun Tiantian is very afraid of ghosts.

This is a bit out of Monkey's expectations.

"Teacher, this is all hearsay, don't take it seriously." Monkey Er comforted Sun Tiantian, and Sun Tiantian suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.

The monkey glanced at the monkey, which means that I am one step ahead.

In short, the matter was satisfactorily resolved.