After signing a teaching agreement with Xiaocui, Ma Xiaohan felt that he had to find a math teacher and a martial arts teacher. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info originally wanted to invite Liu Bei, Zhang Fei, and Guan Yu to teach martial arts as the eldest brother, but the three of them went to do business outside the province. In desperation, Cui Niu kept recommending himself.

"Wang, don't go, let me be a martial arts teacher." Cui Niu has been haunting Ma Xiaohan like a ghost these days.

"What are you pestering me all the time?"

"You have forgotten, my lord, that I am the king's guard."

"Then since you are the king's guard, how can you be a teacher."

"Wang, when the king's former guard was just in the Standing Committee, he stood at the door and made a show, the time was short, the salary was small, I didn't want to work part-time again. King, I have created a few moves in the past few days, please let me perform for you. Cui Niu's words were sincere and resolute.

Ma Xiaohan couldn't pester him, so he agreed.

"Then you can let me see, your self-created Martial Arts."

"Come with me, my lord."

"Isn't it possible here?"

"Monkeys come and go here, for fear of hurting the innocent."

Ma Xiaohan thought to himself, it's good that he doesn't have to pay taxes for bragging rights. After walking for a while, on an open lawn, stopped.

"King, stay away, I'm afraid that the fist wind will hurt you."

Ma Xiaohan took ten steps back.

"Stand back, my lord."

Ma Xiaohan took another ten steps back.

"Stand back, my lord."

After retreating a total of ten times, Ma Xiaohan found that he didn't look at Cui Niu very well, and he thought: Nima, how powerful is this fist wind?

"Can we start?" Ma Xiaohan shouted.

"Your Majesty, you're optimistic." Cui Niu made a dull dantian movement, and suddenly, he shouted.

"The first move is to steal peaches, the second move is to fish for the moon, and the third move is to climb trees." Saying that, Cui Niu really climbed the tree ******, and then hid in the branches, and then the branches shook violently, as if there were men and women in the "tree earthquake", and after a while, Cui Niu shouted hoarsely: "Escape to the ground." ”

I saw him quickly jump down from the tree, and the moment he landed, he really disappeared, and after a while, he emerged from a haystack on the side of the tree, and then many little monkeys slid down from the nearby trees, surrounding Cui Niu and clapping and applauding. Everything was like a dress rehearsal.

Ma Xiaohan was really shocked, although others did not walk over, but it is certain that there must be a hole in the ground where Cui Niu landed, and the appearance of the little monkey was also very strange, and it was estimated that it was also a secret audience he invited.

Cui Niu was surrounded by the little monkey, and the scene fell into chaos, and the little monkey seemed to ask him what he wanted. Ma Xiaohan couldn't stand it anymore, he turned around and left.

When there is only one ugly woman left in the world, don't tell your brother, you'd rather die alone. The metaphor is a bit exaggerated, but in the absence of a choice, you can only choose Cui Niu, and besides, he has always stood in the monkey group as a hero.

After the martial arts teacher was finalized, there was still a math teacher, and the school was originally thought of because of the wrong calculation of the arithmetic problem, so the math teacher was particularly important. It's not that there are no candidates for math teachers, such as Xiuhei, for example, the accountant in the department who is responsible for settling salaries, but the problem is that there are some problems with the level of these monkeys. Ma Xiaohan changed the "five thousand taels problem" encountered by Xiuping last time to these candidates, but they were all blindfolded. Originally, Ma Xiaohan was not good at math, but he happened to see this kind of problem on the sharp turn of the brain meridian, so he could solve it, but luck is not equal to mathematics, he still wants to find a good math teacher to teach students, so that he will not be overshadowed when purchasing and trading in the future.

I'm worried, the peach blossoms are sending charcoal in the snow. She brought a brown-haired monkey named Zhong Cheng. Ma Xiaohan still came up with the problem of five thousand taels of silver, and Zhong Cheng quickly solved it and explained the key points of the problem clearly. Ma Xiaohan was not at ease, afraid that this topic was a little outdated, so he came up with a math problem on the spot.

"There was a snail that fell into a well that was seven meters high. The snail can climb three meters during the day, but will descend two meters at night, asking the snail how many days to climb out of the well. ”

This question was given by a former classmate, when Ma Xiaohan answered for seven days, but he was teased for seventy days, so he still remembers this question vividly.

Zhong Cheng drew with his fingers in the palm of his hand, and after drawing dozens of times, he rolled his eyes and said, "If you go back to the king, it will take five days." ”

The answer is that it only takes five days, and the solution is very simple, as long as you draw yourself.

"Satisfied?" Peach Blossom smiled.

"Satisfied, satisfied, how did you find this gentleman?" Ma Xiaohan asked curiously.

"Hehe, I didn't take the time to look for him, he was my bookkeeper."

Ma Xiaohan said in his heart: I donated all my account masters, does Peach Blossom have any purpose?

"Don't worry, my lord, I don't have any purpose." Peach Blossom seemed to see through Ma Xiaohan.

"It won't affect your own business, will it?"

"Of course it will affect you, but it will have a big impact." Peach Blossom raised her voice, "But, as long as it's for you, that's nothing." ”

Ma Xiaohan had goosebumps, if she was more righteous and awe-inspiring, saying that for the sake of the country and the next generation, it would be better, but she always picked out her emotions and was a little bold in her straightforwardness. In other words, if she were a human, Ma Xiaohan might really be taken down. The other Ma Xiaohan was also worried in his heart, he didn't know if the body was a monkey or a familiar reason, but now he looked at the peach blossoms quite pleasing to the eye, and he could treat her as a monster before.

"Then, what, you are still so good at peach blossoms, so that the elders can't find a teacher."

"They can't find anywhere, they don't want to build any schools at all." Peach blossom in the word.

"Why?" Ma Xiaohan was surprised, when he proposed it himself, weren't the two old guys flattering and stammering names?

"The foolish people are easy to control, they are all smart, and they don't rebel." Peach Blossom said lightly.

But from the fundamental point of view of the country, running a school is beneficial, and the management of monkeys is not as complicated as that of humans, so what is going on, it is a matter of benevolence, and wisdom is wise.

On the shore of East Lake, Ma Xiaohan Wenwu School opened vigorously, it was really noisy gongs and drums, colorful flags fluttering, monkey mountains and monkey seas, firecrackers sounding in unison, lively as if it was the New Year, and the characters on the face should have come. The school-age monkeys also came, and the desks, chairs, blackboards and other learning utensils were also placed.

Today's opening ceremony is a feast of joy. Ma Xiaohan took advantage of the gap and quietly asked Lao Ji: "Lao Ji, is there too much fruit wine in the fruit bowl today, don't be hungry in the future." ”

Lao Ji laughed and said, "Don't worry, the king has a sponsor to provide food for this banquet." ”

Lao Ji is very smart, you can guess who it is.

"You said the sponsor is a peach blossom, right?" Ma Xiaohan said in one word.

"Exactly." Lao Ji said as he nibbled on a kiwi.

Ma Xiaohan was a little moved in his heart, and felt that he should express it, so he took the wine glass and walked to the peach blossom who was socializing.

Ma Xiaohan didn't know that his every move was staring at him with a pair of eyes.

"Thank you for sponsoring so many things, I'm too poor as a king."

"It's not your fault, it's my dead husband who squandered all his money to cause you such a big trouble." The dead husband that Peach Blossom said was the last Monkey King.

Ma Xiaohan didn't know why he suddenly thought that the relationship between Qianlong and Jiaqing, Qianlong had squandered all the treasury, and Jiaqing had no choice but to raid Heshen's house, didn't it mean that Heshen fell and fattened Jiaqing. Do you want to follow suit?

Of course, this thought was only fleeting.

"Thank you anyway." Ma Xiaohan smiled innocently.

Peach Blossom saw that Ma Xiaohan's monkey hair was stained with broken pomace, so she reached out and wiped it off.

Staring into their eyes from afar, he stomped his feet in anger. Finally, I couldn't help but walk towards them.

The people who came to the banquet today are all peach blossoms, in addition to the leaders of Huaguoshan, there are also monkeys in the business community of Guohuashan.

Peach Blossom led Ma Xiaohan all the way to introduce, this is so-and-so, that's so-and-so. She sometimes held Ma Xiaohan's hand, sometimes poured wine for him, and sometimes spoke in her ear, half of which was actually deliberately done to show the monkey who was following their butts.

Ma Xiaohan finally noticed the gloom behind him.

"Ah, sweet. I was startled by who was following me. Ma Xiaohan saw it clearly, it was Sun Tiantian.

Sun Tiantian didn't speak, pouted, and held a banana in his hand.

"Wang, this is the jujube wine that our Chamber of Commerce has just developed this year, you can taste it." As he spoke, he poured wine for Ma Xiaohan.

"I'm going to drink it too." Sun Tiantian quickly ate the banana in his hand and pointed to the wine to drink.

"Tiantian, this wine is very high, can you drink it?" Peach Blossom said teasingly.

"I can drink it, I want to drink it." Sun Tiantian didn't care about it.

In fact, Sun Tiantian is the amount of wine poured in three glasses, so she basically doesn't drink alcohol, but she wants to drink it angrily, and the peach blossoms also came from the little girl, of course she knows what Sun Tiantian is thinking, she deliberately wants to tease Sun Tiantian.

Peach Blossom poured wine for both of them. Speaking of this jujube wine, I have drunk it, it tastes sweet, but it has a lot of stamina.

Sun Tiantian drank it and thought: This wine is sweet, it's nothing.

Ma Xiaohan's physique can tolerate wine, Peach Blossom usually socializes a lot, and the amount of alcohol has long been practiced, but Sun Tiantian can't drink wine.

"King, have another drink." Peach Blossom diligently poured Ma Xiaohan another glass of wine. At the same time, he also poured himself a glass of wine, "King, come and have a drink." ”

Ma Xiaohan and Peach Blossom touched the wine glass, and Peach Blossom smiled lightly and pursed her lips to drink. Compared with Peach Blossom Horse Xiaohan wine, it is faster to drink, and the corners of the mouth inevitably ooze wine juice.

"Look, look at you, the wine is all on your body." As she spoke, Peach Blossom pulled out a handkerchief from her skirt and wiped off the wine juice on her chest for Ma Xiaohan. Yes, I forgot to mention that Peach Blossom also wore a floral skirt around her lower body today, which was particularly eye-catching at the banquet.

"I'm going to drink it again." Sun Tiantian saw them like this, and the vinegar jar overturned, "It's about filling it for me." ”

"Tiantian, let's drink coconut water, okay." Ma Xiaohan was afraid that she would get drunk.

The peach blossom poured a cup for Sun Tiantian very neatly.

Sun Tiantian picked up the wine glass and drank it in a few sips.

10, 9, 8......

"Plop" Sun Tiantian's wine came up, and she fell to the ground.

"I'll ask the attendant to send Tiantian back." Peach Blossom was about to call the attendant, but was stopped by Ma Xiaohan.

"I'll send it myself."

"But this feast isn't over yet!" Peach Blossom originally wanted to get Sun Tiantian drunk, and then talk to Ma Xiaohan well, but she didn't want Ma Xiaohan to send Sun Tiantian back.

Ma Xiaohan picked up Sun Tiantian as he spoke, Sun Tiantian had some reaction, and muttered: "I still want to drink, I still want to drink." ”

"Okay, okay, let's drink it next time, okay."

Looking at Ma Xiaohan's distant figure, the peach blossom was stunned. On that day, Peach Blossom, who had never been drunk, was also drunk.

It's really "laughing gradually quietly, amorous but ruthlessly annoyed"!