After identity verification, the donkey officer found that the black and white impermanence caught the wrong person, and the gender column in the computer was female, and the appearance was different. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Xiaobai, are you an idiot or face blind, you caught the wrong person."

"No, it won't." Bai Wuchang hurriedly looked at the computer, "I'm a mother, it's a big deal now." As he spoke, he swept Ma Xiaohan with his eyes.

"Look, catch the wrong person." Ma Xiaohan finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Why didn't you say it earlier." Bai Wuchang shook Ma Xiaohan's shoulder desperately.

"Didn't I say it a long time ago, you didn't believe me." Ma Xiaohan said aggrievedly.

"It's over, Lao Hei is in trouble now." Bai Wuchang's expression became nervous.

"What's the end of it, just send me back." Ma Xiaohan said lightly.

"You think this is a day trip to hell, you can come and go as you want, your lifeline has been cut off by me, if nothing else, your life registration in the underworld has been shown to be dead." Bai Wuchang began to get agitated.

"It is true that death has been shown. It's a pity that you still have 80 years to live, and you can live to be 96 years old. The donkey officer said it lightly.

"It's a big joke. You, you are responsible. Ma Xiaohan angrily grabbed Bai Wuchang's collar.

"Xiao Han, no, Brother Han, look, didn't you say it before, because you were ugly and thought about committing suicide, you should think that you committed suicide."

"Suicide, your mother, although I am ugly, I am very gentle." Ma Xiaohan denounced Bai Wuchang, "I want to go home, I don't want to die yet." ”

"Maybe it's your life." Hei Wuchang looked out the window and said seriously.

"It's obviously your dereliction of duty, but what kind of life do you say. I want to go to Hades to sue you, I want to go to Heaven to sue the royal court, I want to report you to the Commission for Discipline Inspection, I am more wronged than Dou E. Ma Xiaohan simply sat on the ground and cried.

The donkey official called the black and white impermanence to his side, lowered his voice and said: "You two are in trouble now, according to the laws of the prefecture, if you catch the wrong person, you will be dismissed and investigated, and you will fall into the reincarnation of the animal road for a hundred lifetimes." ”

"Brother Donkey, save us." The two begged impermanently.

"If I save you, I will be derelict in my duties, as a member of the prefectural government, I must not do such a thing that violates discipline."

"Brother Donkey, for the sake of thousands of years of friendship, let's help a brother."

"I really haven't withdrawn."

"If you don't help us, I'll stab the king of Hades about your teasing of Xi Shi, you should know the relationship between Hades and Xi Shi." Bai Wuchang smiled slyly, pulled out a ticket, and continued, "This is a ticket for the hard-to-find Michael Jackson Three Realms Concert Tour, I was originally going to keep it for myself, but now I give it to you." ”

With both soft and hard application, the donkey face decided to "drug" Ma Xiaohan.

"Hey, what's going on, oh, that's it, I was wrong just now, they didn't catch the wrong person, you, it's indeed the end of your life." The donkey official said to Ma Xiaohan seriously.

"You're a liar, you dead donkey."

"No matter what, even if you go to Hades to complain now, you won't be able to go back. Even if you can go back, you will enjoy a maximum of 80 years of longevity. You must know that you have been a human for ten consecutive lifetimes, and you will end your eighty years of life, and when you reach the eleventh life, you will enter the animal road and become a pig. That's a plate of food. ”

"Liar."

"Well, they caught the wrong person, but the fact of being a pig, I didn't lie to you. I don't believe you're looking at this reincarnation material. The donkey officer's face was sincere.

Ma Xiaohan came to the computer to look at it, which recorded in detail the identity of the tenth life and the identity of the next reincarnation - pig.

"I don't want to be reincarnated as a pig, I want to become a human." Ma Xiaohan was desperate.

"That's okay, I can't restore your life registration, but I can push back a few lifetimes from the time you fell into the animal road, as long as you promise not to pursue this matter, I will put your reincarnation position better, although it can't be a prince and nobleman, but the level of the rich second generation can still be done." The donkey officer swore by it.

After thinking for a moment, Ma Xiaohan compromised, and he said, "In addition to being rich, I also want to be handsome." ”

"No problem. Come, let me put a reincarnation mark on you, and after you put it on it, send you to reincarnation, and if it goes well, it will be almost the same as the time period of your death. Able to catch up with the same era. As he spoke, he picked up a pistol-like reincarnation gun and pressed it against Ma Xiaohan's head.

"Are you sure this isn't meant to kill the ghosts?" Ma Xiaohan's legs trembled.

"Don't worry, this reincarnation gun doesn't hurt."

"Bang, bang, bang." The donkey officer fired three shots in a row, but the mark just couldn't be hit, and the mark couldn't be displayed on the computer.

"What's going on?" The donkey officer was a little confused.

"Brother Donkey, it can't be that something is broken." Black and white impermanence asked anxiously.

Suddenly, the donkey officer slapped his head and shouted: "Ah, it's not good." ”

"What's wrong?" Black and white impermanence hurriedly asked.

"Although Ma Xiaohan's identity can be verified, his display in the reincarnation system is that he is still alive, so he can't be reincarnated."

"Do you mean to wait eighty years before you can be reincarnated?" Bai Wuchang asked.

"I'm afraid not, because his life registration is death, but the reincarnation system shows that he is alive, so the computer automatically blacklists him."

"Blacklist?" Ma Xiaohan and black and white impermanence are incomprehensible.

"Yes, the system can't recognize it, so it's on the blacklist."

"Can you get rid of the blacklist?" Ma Xiaohan asked.

"Only when the next system upgrade comes."

"When is it going to be upgraded?" Ma Xiaohan asked urgently.

"If it's faster, it'll take a thousand years."

"A thousand years! Faster? What kind of work is the work of your prefecture? Ma Xiaohan used to be very annoyed by the APP notifications that were about to be upgraded every three or five days, but now he is extremely eager to upgrade, "You mean that I have to wait in the underworld for a thousand years?" ”

Hei Wuchang answered Ma Xiaohan's question in front of the donkey official: "This is unrealistic, you don't have a residence permit, it is impossible to live in the underworld." ”

"Then you'll get me one."

"Because your longevity and the time of death do not match, you can't get a residence permit." The donkey officer replied.

"Then I'll go and leave the underworld."

"You think the underworld is your home, you can come and leave as you want, and tell you that if you enter the ghost gate and want to get out, even if we want to escort you out, we will be stopped by the official."

"If you can't stay and can't leave, what should I do?" Ma Xiaohan is about to collapse.

"We've never had a situation like that either." Bai Wuchang sighed.

"I'll go, who caused this, you are responsible. Woo woo...... "Ma Xiaohan was scared and cried.

Just when black and white impermanence and the donkey officer were at a loss, a phone rang and disturbed the stalemate.

"Donkey clerk, why hasn't anyone signed up for this system test yet? Didn't you report me as a volunteer? The voice on the other end of the phone was very urgent.

"Representative Huang, I have already posted the test recruitment form, and I have asked the prefecture CCTV to advertise in turn, but no one is willing to be a volunteer, Representative Huang, if you want to blame you, this system is too pitiful, whoever goes in will be remorseful." Do you remember the last time you recruited volunteers from the crossing system, saying that it was good to cross into emperors and generals, immortals and heroes, but as a result, you made the family cross into a plate of food, either eaten by the prehistoric Tyrannosaurus rex, or by the chainsaw murderer, and people were abused by you again and again with all their memories, this bad thing spread thousands of miles, and the ghosts of the underworld all knew about it, who would dare to challenge. So even if your crossing system is upgraded this time, no one will sign up to be a volunteer. ”

"Did you explain the benefits of volunteering?" The other end of the line asked.

"No matter how high the welfare is, it can't make up for the fear of being torn apart again and again. That's the end of this matter, you can find the heavenly gods to do the test. With that, he hung up the phone.

In order to understand human nature and seek the truth, Heavenly Court has developed an infinite crossing system called "Searching for the Truth", the system can be traversed according to its own crossing preferences, set keywords to traverse, the last time was the beta version, according to Representative Huang, this time it is a beta upgrade.

"You said that this heavenly court knows the ghosts who bully our underworld, and they have nothing to do with these things, who ...... such a terrifying thing" The donkey officer suddenly had a plan when he said this, "Everyone wants to go, but not whoever wants to go can go." ”

"What?" The black and white impermanence of the brain did not turn around.

Obviously, Ma Xiaohan has become a burden now, he can't go back to the world, he can't stay in the underworld, and he can be reincarnated through the crossing system.

It should be explained here that the reincarnation system of the underworld can only be cut through the traditional historical line, while the crossing system of the heavenly court is not limited by the historical timeline and is not bound by the laws of the world. You can travel to another world, or you can travel to a TV series, or a novel, as long as you have it in the system, you can enter the time-travel.

"Ma Xiaohan, if you want to say that it came early, it is better to come by coincidence, this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity has been met for you, not to mention that you have crossed into a handsome guy and a rich second generation, even if you want to cross into a great master of immortals, there is no problem." The donkey officer fakely congratulated.

"I'm stupid, but I'm not stupid." Ma Xiaohan was really surprised by the speed of this rapid face change.

"What I said just now, I deliberately prevaricated the other party, in fact, this is a scalp-breaking beauty, I originally wanted to leave it to my relation, but when I think of poor you, I can't bear it......" The donkey officer squeezed his eyes and shed tears, his expression was very fake.

"You're crying so fakely, aren't you?" Ma Xiaohan felt that he had just gone to Dao Mountain, and now he was going to get off the oil pot, "I won't go, I want to go back to the world, I want to complain." ”

"The complaint is dismissed, come on, bundle it and send it to Representative Huang."

As he spoke, the two little ghosts came up, tied up Ma Xiaohan for a while, lifted him, and sent him out of the door.