The two little ghosts carried Ma Xiaohan to the office of the Heavenly Court Resident Prefecture, which was richly decorated, with Nanmu floors and Longxuan carved chairs, and the ceiling was painted with a starry sky, and the floor-to-ceiling crystal glass was even more atmospheric. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 An old man was dressed in a white robe, stepping on Qixing Dao shoes, with silver hair and long beard, and he originally looked like a fairy wind bone, but he had a pair of toad sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, which destroyed the image of fairy wind. At the moment, he was greeting him with his hands behind his back.

"Representative Huang, the volunteers have sent it to you, and this is not selected by any of our prefectures. Here's his profile. The two little ghosts put down Ma Xiaohan and the information and withdrew.

"I don't want to be a volunteer, I was kidnapped, I was ...... by black and white impermanence," Ma Xiaohan began to recount his experience, but Representative Huang didn't seem to care about Ma Xiaohan's experience, he was carefully reading Ma Xiaohan's information.

"Huh!" Representative Huang let out an exclamation, and then took off his glasses, he looked at Ma Xiaohan in front of him carefully, he saw it for a long time, he saw it deeply, and he also made Ma Xiaohan look creepy.

Old fellow, you won't have a habit of breaking your sleeves. Ma Xiaohan secretly complained in his heart.

Representative Huang loosened the tie to Ma Xiaohan: "You don't know me anymore?" ”

Ma Xiaohan originally wanted to shake his head, but after thinking about it, this guy looked like a leader, maybe he could help himself, so he said nonsense: "How can I not know you, even if you are reincarnated, I still know you." Ma Xiaohan couldn't figure out what the relationship was with the person in front of him, so he said it very vaguely.

"You know me? It's impossible, how can mortal reincarnation still remember the past. I made a mistake in the fairy world at that time, and then I was demoted to the mortal world, and I happened to meet you. ”

Ma Xiaohan scolded secretly: I'll strangle you with a big watermelon and play me.

"It's okay if you don't remember, guess who I am?"

The old man in front of him wanted to play a guessing game with Ma Xiaohan, which made Ma Xiaohan think of the phone scam "Guess who I am".

"Master, you are my master." In order not to stiffen the atmosphere, Ma Xiaohan guessed randomly.

"NO, NO, NO, WE HAVE A VERY CLOSE RELATIONSHIP." Yellow represents the dewy eyes.

This erotic look that wants to be revealed or revealed startled Ma Xiaohan's goosebumps.

"How close." Ma Xiaohan asked tentatively.

"Like a winged bird, like Lian Lizhi, like Ultraman and the little monster, like Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing, like ......"

"Don't say it, I see." Ma Xiaohan's goosebumps had already fallen off, and the old man's eyes in front of him were too obscene.

He couldn't help but think in his heart: Now that the situation is compelling, the only way to do so is to grasp this life-saving straw and compromise.

"Old, old, wife." Ma Xiaohan stubbornly hugged Representative Huang's thigh, "I finally met you again." ”

"You've finally remembered, Shimei, but I don't want to see you again." Huang represents brushing his sleeves to hide his tears.

"Shimei? Which Shimei? ”

"Chen Shimei, it's the one who was knocked out by Bao Gongquan."

"Damn, no, isn't that what happened in a play?"

"In the Song Dynasty, there was really Chen Shimei, you beloved man." Representative Huang shyly patted Ma Xiaohan's chest.

"I was wrong in my previous life, please help me in this life." Ma Xiaohan prayed.

"Aren't you volunteering?"

"What will you want, what you wish, what you want, who dare to go to your system, you send me back to the real world."

"Do you want to go back?"

"Yes."

“…… Well, how can we say that we were also husband and wife in our previous life, I will send you back to the world. Draw a bet here, and the necessary procedures still have to be followed. Representative Huang said after a slight groan.

"Thank you, thank you Xianglian." Ma Xiaohan has watched the TV series Bao Gongquan and Chen Shimei, and he still has an impression of the heroine's name in it.

"Don't patronize Xie, press the handprint."

"What language is it on?" Faced with the tadpole text on the paper, Ma Xiaohan was a little suspicious.

"Why, I don't want to go back, forget it, I look like I'm lying to you." As he spoke, Representative Huang was about to take away the paper.

"I draw a charge, I draw a charge." At this moment, Representative Huang is the only hope, and Ma Xiaohan is willing to believe him once. As the saying goes: a husband and wife for a hundred days. Anyway, Qin Xianglian also loved Chen Shimei.

Ma Xiaohan drew a charge, and after Representative Huang saw it, he put it in the safe alive. Then he tinkered with the floor, and immediately, a sparkling mirror rose up on the floor, saying that it was a mirror because it was shaped like a mirror, and the mirror could not reflect the human figure at all, and it was still infinitely blue, flashing and flashing in the depths.

"Come and stand in front of the mirror, (Ma Xiaohan does it), are you ready, (Ma Xiaohan is a little entangled when he sees this weird mirror) I will kick you to death." When Representative Huang was hesitating in Ma Xiaohan, he took the opportunity to kick him in the back and directly kicked Ma Xiaohan into the mirror. Ma Xiao was kicked into the mirror coldly, and the whole person fell into the dark blue, he felt as if he had fallen into a blue swamp, and the more he struggled, the more he sank.

"What are you doing, what are you trying to do with me." Ma Xiaohan shouted.

"In my last life, you played me to death, and I wasn't allowed to kick you, you're not a volunteer, whether you want to or not, you've already drawn a charge."

"You breed, what kind of immortal, I'm **** immortal Banban......" shouted and shouted, and he felt that the blue swamp had reached his chest.

"Listen, our crossing system is called "Seeking Truth", you can set the crossing according to your personal preferences, as long as you enter the keyword, it can send you to the location you want to cross. But when you are enjoying the pleasure of traveling, you must remember to experience it, because when you come back from crossing, you will have to write down your feelings about crossing in this "Book of Truth", so that we can study human nature and the worldly truth of the three thousand avenues. Representative Huang explained carefully.

"Study your size." The blue swamp was neck-barred.

"Tell me, how do you want to cross. Otherwise, you may directly travel to Midnight Bell, Chainsaw Horror, Human Skin Inn, and Resident Evil to be eaten, killed, and headshot. ”

Although Ma Xiaohan was reluctant to do so in his heart, the situation was already very urgent, the more urgent it was, the more confused his thinking became, the swamp had not reached his mouth, he raised his head and struggled to say: "To become an immortal, to be with the sky, to cross the stone ......" When he said "Shi Po", the blue swamp had already passed his mouth, so the "Heavenly Shock" behind did not say it.

"Okay, I've entered all your requirements, by the way, don't call me Qin Xianglian in the future, I heard that I was ashamed to die, my surname is Huang, Huang Huang, my name is kind, it is kind-hearted kindness, remember oh Huang is kind." The silver-haired and white-bearded Huang Shanshan pouted his ass and shouted at Ma Xiaohan in the mirror. At this moment, Ma Xiaohan's body completely disappeared into the blue swamp, and at the moment of losing consciousness, Ma Xiaohan scolded fiercely in his heart: "I strangled you a big watermelon, how can you call it good, you should call it evil, heaven, earth......

The poem says: Chaos is not divided into heaven and earth, and no one sees it. Since Pangu broke Hongmeng, it has opened up from Ziqing to distinguish turbidity.

In the East China Sea, there is a fairy stone on the Dan Cliff. Its stone is three feet six feet five inches high, and has two feet and four feet around the circle. There are nine holes and eight holes, according to the nine palace gossip. There are no trees on all sides to shade it, and there are Zhilan on the left and right. Since the opening of the cover, every innocent show, the day and the moon, feel for a long time, then have the meaning of well-informed. Inner breeding immortals. Suddenly, one day, the immortal stone was about to move, and Zhou Yuan burst into a crack.

"Boom!" The fairy stone slammed into a loud bang, causing the earth to shake and dust to fly. It was only when the dust settled that I saw a monkey running out of the stone, and the monkey grew when he saw the wind, and after a while he grew to the height of an ordinary adult monkey.

As if he had just woken up from a sleep, the monkey rubbed his eyes, then swept his surroundings again, and finally looked at himself curiously.

"Wow!" A terrible shout rang through the sky.

Don't play like this. Everyone, you guessed right, this monkey is Ma Xiaohan, this is Huaguo Mountain, and the monkey's other identity is Sun Wukong.

Wait a while, I still have memories of before the time crossing. All of Ma Xiaohan's memories have not been erased, so in essence, he is still Ma Xiaohan.

Damn me, I actually crossed into the Monkey King.

Ma Xiaohan quickly figured out the situation and identity.

"I remember that I said that I wanted to become an immortal, Sun Wukong seems to be an immortal, he wants to be with the sky, Sun Wukong is called Monkey King, and the stone to be crossed is shocking, (he looked down at the rubble around him) is indeed enough to break the stone, I don't know if the sky is shocked, if it is staged on TV, it will definitely be shocked."

Although the transition from human to monkey is too atavistic, this is no ordinary monkey. Ma Xiaohan is still familiar with "Journey to the West". Crossing into the Monkey King seems to be a very cool thing.

After the loud noise, the monkeys on Huaguo Mountain gathered around Ma Xiaohan, all kinds of strange stares, all kinds of whispers.

"Monkeys, from now on, I will be your monkey king. Boys on the left, girls on the right, let me take a good look at you, hahaha. Ma Xiaohan couldn't hold back the excitement of being a king.

"The mad monkey from there dares to say that you are our king." A sharp-billed monkey scolded.

Ma Xiaohan groaned slightly: By the way, it is written in "Journey to the West" that he had to enter the Water Curtain Cave to be supported as the Monkey King by everyone.

"Monkeys......" Ma Xiaohan was interrupted fiercely before he could finish speaking.

"Wave monkey, Hugh has to speak wildly, who is your 'son', if you dare to speak disrespectfully, we will tear your monkey's mouth together."

By the way, it's not a monkey monkey grandson yet. Ma Xiaohan thought to himself.

"Hmph, it seems that you don't know how powerful I am, tell me where the water curtain cave is, and after entering, support me as the monkey king."

"Hmm, it seems that you are the first time you have arrived in Guibao Land, since our Huaguo Mountain has carried out the yellow cleaning activity, we have long changed the name of the implicit **** meaning of 'Water Curtain Cave', and now it is called ****, the secret cave." Said an old monkey with a hunched back on crutches.

“****？” Ma Xiaohan couldn't help blurting out, and he thought in his heart: Why does it sound like such an island country.

"Also, I advise you not to be the Monkey King......" the old monkey added slowly.

"How can it be improper? I'm going to be. ”

"Not to mention whether you can be a monkey or not, but anyone who becomes a monkey king has a short life." The old monkey said to gnash his teeth.

Ma Xiaohan didn't know why, he suddenly felt the earth tremble, as if something was rushing in his direction, he wanted to turn around but felt that his body was bound by the pressure from behind him and couldn't move. Suddenly, a huge shadow was cast in front of him, and the monkeys in front of him had begun to flee.

Suddenly, the violent pain rippled in his hips, and Ma Xiaohan only felt that he was kicked away, which was even more powerful than the "shadowless foot" used by his father when he punished him.

Ma Xiaohan's body flew into the air like a ball, falling down in a beautiful arc, and when he fell, he saw clearly the behemoth that kicked him out.

"No, how could this guy be here, heaven, earth, you pit man's crossing system...... Yes! ”

"Bang!" Ma Xiaohan opened a pit in the ground a hundred meters away, and the behemoth also galloped forward with perseverance.