Chapter 8: The Big Bang of Acting

Ye Fei and Zhou Bajin touched the dark and sneakily came to Wang Dahan's house. There are no lights in the room and the door is not closed in the www.biquge.info room. The door was half open.

"Uncle, shall we kill them all? Steal the rest of the chickens for him? ”

"Nonsense, you kid was born to be a thief in the rivers and oceans, and half a sentence is inseparable from eating and stealing"

"Then whose fire are we going to do in the middle of the night!"

Ye Fei and Zhou Bajin quietly entered the house, the house was in a mess, and told people that everyone believed that it was robbed here, and all the things of value were not lost, although the small courtyard of the farmhouse was basically worthless, but the chickens in the yard and the pots in the kitchen, and the thicker quilts were gone, and there were only some hoes, pots and pans left.

Ye Fei sighed in disappointment. Damn, the harvest is in tatters, and there is not even a consolation prize.

"Eight catties, go to the kitchen to pick up some dry firewood and get a torch"

Ye Fei walked outside the house with his hand, swept around the peaceful farmhouse courtyard, and sighed, "Alas, Buddhism says that the world is impermanent, what kind of good cause will get what kind of good fruit, originally it was just a prank, I didn't expect it to end up like this, it's good to go, so as not to become the laughing stock of others, I hope you will do more good deeds in the future, chew your tongue less, maybe you can have a good one."

Zhou Bajin came out with a torch, and Ye Fei took it in his hand and threw it the roof. The roof of the farmhouse courtyard was originally made of thatch and mud for rest. As soon as the flames were touched, they burned one after another, and in a few seconds, they turned into a large fire that covered the surroundings, and the silent and dark night sky was suddenly lit up by fire.

Ye Fei trotted home with Zhou Bajin without looking back.

The two of them gasped and closed the door in anger, and Zhou Bajin poured two glasses of water and drank it himself

"Uncle, why do you want to burn down Wang Dahan's house? Do you know, the farmer has no hope without a house," Zhou Bajin whispered to some reproach.

"Phew! The stupidity of feudal society. If everything is burned, there will be new hope, and if it is not burned, there will be no hope, understand? ”

"I don't understand," Zhou Bajin replied simply.

"You're still young, and you'll understand when you grow up."

"Uncle!"

"What!"

"You're only a few years older than me"

"So what! You have to listen to me when you're half a year old, do you know that my eldest uncle is my father?"

"Okay"

"Sleep, recuperate, and there will be a good show to watch tomorrow"

These two people, after dawn, are probably already on the way to Shaanxi, let's go, the farther the better.

The villagers who slept were awakened by the firelight, and they got up one after another to see the excitement, and the village watchdog barked in panic, and there were many discussions and rumors for a while.

Wang Dahan knew that he was destined to die, and he could not escape the catastrophe, so he simply burned the whole house with his daughter-in-law at home.

Some people sighed, some shook their heads, some people were pitiful, but no one reached out to help, not even those who brought bowls of water to the fire.

Lai Rong stood on the hillside in half a shoe and shook his head and sighed: Alas, alas, alas, it seems that there is no crooked wealth, no matter how much trouble your Mao mother-in-law's family makes, everyone is dead, and the house is burned, what else can you do? Go to the underworld with your chest up to find someone to settle accounts? That's if you're capricious!

Looking at the lively crowd, there are two people with the most complicated expressions, and the husband of Mao Pozi is holding his son. There is no proof of death, and it seems that there is nothing to be gained.

Alas. Now it's really sad.

The sun rises early in the middle of summer, and when the big rooster at the east entrance of the village crows with his blood-red cockscomb on his back, the village road begins to be lively.

A group of menacing men wearing green shirts and black hats, with iron rulers and ropes and gloomy faces, walked in. The man led by him is five big and three thick, with a beard and a fierce face.

In ancient times, the fishing industry belonged to the lowly industry and there was no salary, and the annual food subsidy, that is, "food and work silver", was only about ten taels of silver, and it was difficult to support the family, so extortion and extortion became a kind of atmosphere, and they often set up various names to collect benefits and fees, and even colluded with state and county officials, or created unjust, false and wrongful cases, or extorted and arbitrarily arrested the common people. Therefore, the Ming Dynasty's fishing fast reputation is not good, similar to bullies, fish and meat people. This leading beard is the elder brother of Mrs. Mao, the little catcher of the Yamen in Lingshui County. Usually bullying the soft and afraid of the hard in the county, this time because of Mrs. Mao's matter, the embarrassment is false, and it is true to ask for some benefits.

Behind the 7.8-person fast hunting team, there is a navy blue pride, carried by four strong sedan chairmen. In the countryside, donkey carts are rare, let alone sedan chairs.

Lao Zhangtou greeted him attentively, "Yo, this is not a hairy catcher, you can be a rare guest"

Mao Long glanced at it obliquely and snorted disdainfully. led the team and walked towards Mrs. Mao's house. Although Mrs. Mao is unpopular, but after all, death is great, the mourning hall, coffin, and elegiac couplet should still be there, Mrs. Mao's husband and son, with a weak and sluggish face, have a paper money that is not burned.

Lai Rong waited outside the door of the mourning hall early, although this head catcher is not an official, after all, he is a law enforcement officer in the county, and the face that should be given should still be given.

"Uncle! What are you doing here? What do you do with garlic? ”

"The mountain man has his own clever plan, you go and bring two strings of cannons in the cabinet on your body"

Ye Fei took Zhou Bajin and walked leisurely towards the Mao Pozi Spiritual Hall. The villagers of Yangliu Village also showed 120,000 great concern about the events of the past two days, and moved in the direction of the mourning hall with benches and melon seeds.

Mao Long came to Mao's house with a mighty crowd, Lai Rong hurriedly stepped forward to carry his luggage, who knew that he ignored it, but he waited respectfully and waited for the sedan chair to be put down gently. As soon as the curtain was opened, a round and rich old man came out. He is about 70 years old, with a white beard and white hair, but a ruddy complexion and bright eyes. Mao Long respectfully shouted, "Taigong, slow down, this is it"

It turned out that this person was the patriarch of the Mao family, and Mao Kang, the oldest and most qualified Mao Kang of the Mao family. I saw him squint his eyes and nodded expressionlessly.

Lai Rong was sullen and didn't have a seizure, so he still greeted him with a smile, "Today, Mao Zhutou and Mao Taigong came from afar, they are really rare guests, Mao Yatou is in the spirit of the sky, and she must be able to look at it."

Mao Long rolled his eyes and said, "Hmph! My sister died unexplained, if I can still blind, I will definitely be the first to come to you, the village chief, to support my dreams."

Mao Kang glanced at Mao Long reproachfully, and said with a smile, "Brother Lai, I'm bothered, I have to do something after this."

The implication is that although this person is dead, the so-called justice, the so-called follow-up compensation or something, don't think about it.

Lai Rong hurriedly greeted them into the courtyard. Mrs. Mao's husband and son stayed in the mourning hall. is neither enthusiastic nor sluggish, nodding is a greeting. Mao Long and Mao Kang saw their brother-in-law and nephew, as if they hadn't seen them. Helping Mao Kang slowly came to the coffin. Mao Long beckoned the two of them to open the coffin quickly, and it was indeed Mao Pozi inside, and the corpse had begun to stink. Mao Long, Mao Kang frowned in disgust and said to Lai Rong, "Look at it, look at it, such a big living person, if you say no, it's gone!" Is there still a royal law? Is there still justice? Sister, don't panic! My brother and my grandfather are in charge of you."

At this time, the men, women and children of the village had gathered outside the door, and some of them could not see the people from behind, and they all climbed the wall. Only the watchdogs, Big Rhubarb, Little Gray and Big Black, crowded at the front, wagging their tails and sprinkling joy. Ye Fei and Zhou Bajin were also late, and they couldn't see anything. Ye Fei pointed forward impatiently and said, "Eight catties, up!" ”

As soon as the words fell, Zhou Bajin relied on his weight of 160.170 and hit his head, and with a suffocation on both sides, several thin people were directly squeezed to the side, and a big road was vacated in an instant, and Ye Fei walked in with a smile.

At this time, Lai Rong's face was a little unbearable, and he smiled and said, "Hehe, Mao Zhutou doesn't know, the hurter Wang Dahan committed suicide last night, and took his wife to set fire to the house, and he has died together."

As soon as the words fell, the crowd began to boil, and all kinds of gossip were discussed:

"Ouch! Brother, you don't know, the fire last night was very evil! Yellow on the outside and red on the inside, burning a huge human face! ”

"Not really! I heard that in the past two days, there have been five gods who have been haunted, and my kid has seen the five gods go to Wang Dahan's house."

Mao Long yelled impatiently, "Enough! Whoever says one more word, don't blame my water and fire stick for not being emotional" was silent in an instant, and even the watchdog who was in front of him fled without a trace with their tails between their legs.

Mao Kang looked at Mao's husband and son gloomily, and said gloomily, "Oh? Is there such a thing? Do the countrymen still have the courage to set fire to ****? ”

Lai Rong Zhengse said, "It's true, it happened at 3 o'clock last night, and many villagers witnessed it when the incident happened, the house had been burned to ashes, and the bones were gone."

After a moment of silence, Mao Kang asked slyly: Does the person who hurts people have his own fields and land?

Now everyone knows in their hearts, and the main topic is coming.

Lai Rong's two triangular eyes turned quickly, and he smiled: "Uh... The Wang family's field is there, and there are 8 acres on the slope of the mountain, but according to the law of the Ming Dynasty, the Wang Dahan family has no descendants, and this field should be used as the public land of Yangliu Village."

Lai Rong's implication is that as soon as a person dies, he will be white. The fields are directly charged to the village, and the people in the village are not equal to the surname Lai.

Mao Long snorted coldly: It's nonsense, these two people committed suicide in fear of sin, and the reason was to compensate the land to the bitter master, which is our Mao family, which is reasonable and legal, don't think that Lao Tzu doesn't know what wishful thinking you have in your heart, tell you, take advantage of the bullying and occupy Lao Tzu's place, dreaming!

The catchers behind him immediately took out the guys in their hands, with water and fire sticks, iron chains, and iron locks. Lai Rong was so frightened that he hurriedly took two steps back, his face as white as earth.

Zhou Bajin frowned and said, "Uncle! These two people are more bastards than you, aren't the bitter masters other people's children and husbands? Why did it become her family's in a daze, and looking at these two people like this, they can't fight together."

Ye Fei nodded with a smile, "This time, you are not stupid, these two 8 bastards, just rely on the large number of people, it is false to judge, and it is true for the sake of those 8 acres of land."

Zhou Bajin looked worried.

"What? Your expression is the same as that of your dead uncle, phew... Bah... Phew..."

"No, I just think that child is really pitiful, in this kind of family, it's really hard, you see that he has no expression at all, just like his father, he is simply insensitive, but it's really a sin."

"Huh! It's rare to have a bodhisattva heart, and now I'll let you see what it means to be a senior lecturer from a civilized society! What does it mean to turn decay into magic! What is called a line of love and a line of love"

Ye Fei rolled up his sleeves while peeling the garlic from his hand, and snorted coldly with murderous anger on his face.

"Uncle, what are you going to do?"

"Light the firecrackers on your body, look here, and see what I look like!"

"What?"

"Set off firecrackers! Hurry up."

Zhou Bajin didn't ask any more, squatted down and quietly lit two strings of firecrackers, and there was a crackle in an instant, a crackling sound! Seeing the lively people fleeing one after another, Ye Fei stood steadily in front of the collapse of Mount Tai, a burst of smoke dispersed, and everyone looked at him. Ye Fei's eyes rolled like monkey eyes, his face was hideous, and his lower lip bit his upper lip and laughed! Jumping and jumping towards the coffin!

"Oops! Crazy, crazy! Ye Fei is crazy again! This madman is making trouble again! The crowd began to point fingers at him.

A few catchers hurry up and pull him! He waved his hands excitedly and laughed three times

"Hahaha! Hahaha! Look at you! It turns out that I died so ugly! Hahaha! Hahaha! ”

These words made everyone present frightening their urine almost flow out, and Zhou Bajin hurriedly knelt forward, "Oh my God!" Oh, my God! It's a corpse! Mrs. Mao, no, sister-in-law Mao has come up from the underworld! Hurriedly knelt on the ground and kowtowed to Ye Fei. In feudal society, social science was underdeveloped, and it was understandable that the common people preferred to believe in traditional folk culture and occasionally superstitious. For a while, everyone was busy kneeling and kowtowing. A few of them were also frightened and at a loss.

Ye Fei was happy in his heart, "Eight catties, this kid has a lot of eyesight, and he deserves to be my nephew."

"Hahaha, what! Big brother, you can bully men and women in the county, forget it, I will mix with you in the underworld and you will take advantage of me! Do you have a good conscience? ”

Mao Long's frightened legs trembled, and his tongue couldn't be straightened, "Little sister, you Hu... Say.. Say.. What, I just... It is.. I'm afraid you're upset.. Bear.. Talent and.. And.. Taigong comes, comes.. Administering justice for you, the land you take will definitely go to your brother-in-law and.. Outside.. Nephew's this, how can I do this.. Yes.. Bad.. Meaning."

Ye Fei jumped to Mao Kang's side, patted his shoulder like this, and roared, "Taigong! Do you want to ask for a few little maids again? Have you hit me with all the ideas? ”

After all, Mao Kang was well-informed, and pretended to be calm, "You... You.. Don't babble, I.. I. I'm a Shakya... Barley. Never's, go away for me."

Ye Fei sighed in his heart, "Yo ha! An old king 8 eggs, still come to this set? Good! If you don't scare you half to death, you don't know what [2016 Most Popular Senior Lecturer of Success]

Ye Fei's eyes were constantly blinking with garlic, and he opened his mouth and said, "Hahaha!" Hey, hey, hey! Aren't you afraid? I might as well tell you, last night Niu Tou Ma Mian told Judge Cui that you Mao Kang did not cultivate good karma in this life, and did all the bad things, and next year's Dragon Boat Festival will be the time when your yang life is exhausted, and then Ma Mian will personally send you to the 18th layer of hell!! ”

Yes? Yes? Yes? As soon as Mao Kang heard this, his legs were weak and he collapsed directly to the ground, his face was like death, and his body couldn't stop shaking!

Lai Rong's legs trembled directly, and his heartbeat was out of breath.

Mao Long looked at him pitifully, and said busily, "Sister, sister, since you have gone, don't come back." The eldest brother here will deal with it for you, the fields are left to the brother-in-law and nephew, and there will be someone to help the village in the future, I have nothing to say, everyone is a family... A family."

Ye Fei stood still suddenly, no longer looked at him, turned his head and looked at the child with a numb face and some fright, approached gently, and said gently, "Child, Mom is sorry for you, and your father, for so many years, I have been thinking about how to save money and how to leave this mountain village, but I haven't treated you well, I... It's really not a thing, in the next life, don't let me be your mother anymore, I'm not worthy" After saying that, he hugged the child and howled!

The child went from numbness to fear, and finally to grievance and then to crying loudly, and for a time the people around him kowtowed to see the excitement to tears, and some mothers held the child and cried silently.

Mrs. Mao's husband was also full of tears at this time, hugging Ye Fei and the child and crying, "Ah, ah, actually, I shouldn't misunderstand you, I know you don't want to be here, you want to be in the county, you desperately want to save money just to let your mother's family look up to us... Ahhh You're back! ”

With tears in his eyes, Zhou Bajin clenched his fists and whispered, "Ouch! My dear mother, too! Uncle, this is too hard! I can't believe it's real or not, is my uncle a human or a ghost now! ”

Ye Fei said loudly: "I have to go!" Lord Hades won't allow me to come out for too long, and in the future, you two will be fine! Dad! I don't blame you if you want to find your stepmother, but you can't treat our little boy badly, otherwise, I can knock on the door every day from below! ”

Mao's husband nodded with tears on his face, and the child hugged Ye Fei's leg and cried, "Mother! Don't leave! Don't leave! If you're gone, I'll be a motherless child! Ye Fei finally jumped forward to Lai Rong's side, and crossed Lai Rong's neck with both hands, and said fiercely: "Let me tell you Lai Rong, if you dare to bully my family in the future, I will take dozens of evil ghosts to destroy you!" ”

Lai Rong trembled all over, his mouth was speechless, and he could only keep nodding and nodding and nodding.

Ye Fei finally looked up to the sky with a satisfied smile and said, "This young man is not a thing in the pool, Judge Cui said that he will be in power in less than 10 years!" I! Let's go! ”

In an instant, Ye Fei fell to the ground, exhausted. "Nima! I deserve to be the best actor in the world."

Zhou Bajin hurriedly ran over and shouted, "Uncle, uncle, are you okay!" ”

Ye Fei hurriedly opened his eyes in a daze, and asked weakly, "What's wrong?" What happened? I feel like I just had a dream."

Lai Rong was carried home by the villagers. Mao Long was arrested and carried on his shoulders, and Mao Kang was sent to the pride of the pride. And Ye Fei was carried by Zhou Bajin in a burst of applause and gratitude.

"Uncle, did the two of them run away?"

"Hmm."

"Burning his house will make others think that he is apologizing for his sins with death? Will they be able to escape? ”

"Hmm."

"Uncle, was there really a ghost just now?"

"Guess?"

"Hehe, yes, no, in the end"