When the lights in the village went out, the whole mountain village became quiet. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoAdults and children alike are gradually falling asleep.

But there was a family with candles still lit in the room, and there were even two more than before. Wang Dahan instantly collapsed on the bed as if he was dozens of years old. His wife was anxiously walking around the house.

"Dead ghost, what can you do, human life is at stake, maybe, maybe, eighty percent, I will soak you in the pig cage!"

"Whew! Nonsense, Lao Tzu didn't steal people, why did he put Lao Tzu in the pig cage"

"Really? Oops, that's good," Wang Dahan's wife frowned tightly.

"At most, let me go to the county yamen, hoping that I will be negligent and hurt others, and I will just take my life to die"

"Wow! What a deal! Oh my God! I can't live!! Wang Dahan's wife sat on the ground and began to howl and cry.

The cry was twitching, and it drifted far away. The kid next door got up to go to the toilet and heard this, and he was scared of a clever urine, and quickly lifted his pants and ran into the house, "Dad!" Mother! I'm hearing the five gods again..."

Wang Dahan frowned and said, "Otherwise... Just take advantage of the darkness and just run away, just go to Ergou Mountain and fall into the grass and become a bandit."

Wang Dahan's wife shook her head like a rattle, "How can it be done!" If you become a bandit, you will have to die sooner or later, no, no, no"

"Then you and me, even if we don't go to be bandits, change places, and the Mao Pozi's family can't find us, let's go to southern Yunnan, Yunnan, Guizhou, Shaanxi, anywhere."

Wang Dahan's wife said with tears in her eyes: Okay, our crops are working hard everywhere, and there is always a place for our husband and wife to go in the Ming Dynasty."

The two of them made up their minds. I also forgot that the chicken is gone, is it true that people are like this, and when the greater difficulties are in front of them, they put aside other inconsequential difficulties?

At Ye Fei's house, a big yellow dog chased a big mouse and ran through the gate, and Ye Fei and Zhou Bajin didn't sleep. There was a half-lit candle on the table, reflecting the shadows of the two of them.

"Eight catties, you mean to say, my mother? Is it your grandmother, who gave me a daughter-in-law back then? And then when they pass away, they don't admit it, right? ”

"Yes, yes, the Ma family in the village and our family were good friends, Ma Dafu later opened a dyeing cloth workshop, made a fortune in the fabric business, and the relationship between the two families was far away, but when Ma Dafu's wife was pregnant, she did say this, which Cheng thought, now it doesn't count, on the day of the Mid-Autumn Festival, you carried something to Ma's house and was bombed out, and when you came back, you washed your face with tears, and finally hanged yourself"

"Stains... It's worth hanging yourself for this bit of, there are thousands of flower girls in the world, where can you find a goddess if you have money, it seems that your uncle in your previous life was also a stupid person, and it's useless not to die"

"Uncle, what did you say? Past and future lives? Are you hereafter descended? Zhou Bajin asked with big eyes.

"No, no, no, I mean, because I died once, I have a sense of life and the world! With a broader understanding, there is a farther ideal! ”

"Uncle! Uncle! You'd better come down and talk about it, why are you climbing on the table?"

Ye Fei smiled unnaturally, "Haha, I'm not used to this, I have an occupational disease, and when I mention the words life and dreams, I habitually climb very high, hehe, see you and laugh." ”

Ye Fei climbed down from under the table awkwardly, his stomach churned, "Oh, I'm damn, it's broken, it must be that the sweet and sour fish has eaten too much and has a bad stomach, eight catties, give me the paper, I want to go to the bathroom"

"What? Toilet? ”

Ye Fei glanced at him and said helplessly, "I'm going to go to the thatched house, quickly give me the paper to wipe my butt!" Minimum 3 tickets"

Zhou Bajin's eyes were cute, he looked at him with a wink, and then sighed, and reluctantly took a thin piece of bamboo with a long palm and a thumb-width from his sleeve and handed it to Ye Fei.

"Here, uncle, this is what I use, you use it lightly and hard, you have to wash it clean."

Ye Fei looked at the thin bamboo slice quietly, and then looked at Zhou Bajin, his eyes kept spinning, and the small universe of the brain hole began to rotate rapidly, bathroom? Thin slices of bamboo? Thin slices of bamboo? Toilet? Thatched house? Why do you want to bring thin bamboo slices when you go to a thatched house? ... I... Go... Buddhist nun... Cornelian.. The evil feudal society

Ye Fei's voice trembled slightly, and he trembled lightly, "You brought this with you to the thatched house??" Use this?? ”

Zhou Bajin nodded and said, "Yes, I prefer to be clean, they use leaves and grass, and Wang Goudan directly called his watchdog... Ouch, uncle, what are you doing! I said..."

Ye Fei patted his chest vigorously with one hand, and began to vomit with one hand on the table... I've vomited all the delicious food I've eaten in the past two days...

Zhou Bajin looked surprised and said to himself with admiration on his face, "Uncle, I didn't expect you to be so noble in your heart, and you had such a big reaction when you heard Wang Goudan call the dog to eat poop, I really admire, I really shouldn't have said that you are a bastard."

After all, it is the people of the past who are civilized society. Originally, it was already unacceptable to use paper for stool, but I couldn't bear to share a piece of bamboo with others.

After vomiting for about a few minutes, Ye Fei sat paralyzed on the bed, his eyes blank and his limbs weak. A face that saw through the red dust.

"Uncle... So what... Do you still go to the hut? ”

"Eight pounds... Tomorrow at dawn, go do something for me... Super important, human life is a matter of heaven"

Zhou Bajin said with a heavy face, "What's the matter, you say!" ”

"Go to the county seat, buy me some paper and come back, without paper, cloth is fine, even the coarsest and roughest cloth can be."

"Does my uncle want to make clothes?"

"I'm going to wipe my ass !!" After speaking, he walked to the yard without stopping.

"Uncle, where are you going now?"

"Go to the thatched house!"

"Do you still want bamboo blocks?"

"Lao Tzu went to pick... Tree... leaves..."

"Uncle is worthy of being a handsome man among people, and he is so serious about these little things," Zhou Bajin sighed with admiration.

Ye Fei walked out of the gate with an indignant face, and with the help of the starry sky, he walked to the cornfield behind the house, picking a few leaves of unnamed saplings and holding them in his hands. Then he found a bush and kicked away a big toad that was croaking, unbuttoned his pants and squatted down. There are twinkling and shining stars on his head, and the chirping of insects and toads around him, what a suburban natural scenery, I didn't expect that I, Ye Fei, would do this, so, and so on one day in the night of the Ming Dynasty... A meaningful thing...

After a crackling of the stomach and chrysanthemums, there was a comfortable sigh "Ah... Hah..."

This feeling is understood by everyone, especially the people who have an unobstructed stomach and occasional constipation.

Ye Fei even hummed a few small tunes lightly. Hey~ No~ Suddenly, I heard movement, it should be footsteps...

Two dark shadows, taking advantage of the night, hurried to the road, a man and a woman. The man is the hurtful Wang Dahan, and the woman is his wife, who is carrying a bag and a small bag sneakily down the road. Wang Dahan's daughter-in-law stumbled and fell to the ground, and Wang Dahan was busy supporting her

"Are you alright? Get up, let's hurry up, before dawn we will go to the county seat to buy two donkey carts and go northwest, 5 days should be in Shaanxi, then no one will know us"

Ye Fei watched the figure go farther and farther, and suddenly thought about it in his heart. Picking up the leaves, I felt nauseous, and I had no choice but to wipe my buttocks. Lift your pants and head home.

The candles in the room had been extinguished, and Zhou Bajin was snoring with big characters on the bed. Ye Fei pushed, and Zhou Bajin turned over directly, snoring louder on his side.

Ye Fei shook his head helplessly and said, "Damn~ Who made braised pork ribs!" ”

Zhou Bajin hurriedly got up and said in a daze: "What! What! Where are the braised pork ribs! ”

Ye Fei pinched his fat ears and said, "You lazy pig of feudal society!" Can you have a little big ambition! I don't have a shape to eat! ”

Zhou Bajin wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and said in a daze, "I just dreamed of eating braised pork ribs in Zuixianglou, as soon as you say it, won't I wake up?"

"Go, follow me to do a good deed that accumulates virtue and is loved by others"

"What's the good thing?"

"Set fire!"