Chapter 0026 - Crazy Instructions for Use

Holding his mobile phone, if Wu Xian was not afraid of disturbing the people, he would definitely scold, so he endured it again and again, and he couldn't help but scold a few words. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

But scolding and scolding, this thing still has to be done, I calmed down a little, and looked at each potion, but I didn't find any instructions for use.

Wu Xian's face twitched a little, and he gritted his teeth and muttered, "Mobile phone, I smashed you, do you have any opinions?" ”

This is really a living case of cheating, don't prompt early, don't prompt late, you have to wait for him to win the bid to prompt, entertain the world system, you are sent by the monkey to entertain Master Wu, right?

Spit and complain, Wu Xian was still very serious, and clicked on the potion exchange interface of physical strength plus one for the second time, and carefully read it again, but still didn't find it.

Wu Xian's hand trembled a little, and he touched the picture of physical strength plus one potion, and suddenly his eyes flashed, but in such a short time, Wu Xian's fingers moved back to the picture of physical strength plus one potion.

The huge picture occupies half of the screen of his mobile phone, Wu Xian took a closer look, and found that what he glanced at just now turned out to be a white dot the size of a grain of rice in the lower right corner of the picture.

This grain of rice is not a grain of rice, it is a grain of millet!

put the phone on the tip of his nose, Wu Xian's eyes were about to become cross-eyed, and then he saw that it was a small question mark, click on the question mark, and Wu Xian could finally scold the street.

"Uncle's, uncle's, uncle's!"

The important street has to be scolded three times, not that Wu Xian's quality is low, but at this moment, except for scolding the street, there is no way to express his depressed mood.

Such an important instruction for use, entertaining the world system, is only in the most inconspicuous corner of the item picture display interface, marking a small question mark that cannot be seen clearly without a magnifying glass.

If it weren't for the fact that this mobile phone carried Wu Xian's hope of getting rid of the shackles of an embarrassing physique, he would definitely not hesitate to turn the mobile phone into a puddle of fragments, and he didn't even want to sell the scrap, and threw it directly into the river in Suzhou City.

Finally found the instructions for the use of the strange item, Wu Xian calmed down and read it carefully.

The first item, the effect, increases the stamina value one; the second item, the characteristics of the item, stimulate the potential of the human body, to achieve the purpose of improving the attribute value; Third, it is recommended that hormone drugs should be taken in small amounts as much as possible, and should not be used by pregnant women and heart patients......

I'll go, thanks to the fact that I'm a man, Wu Xian is a little lucky, but can you talk about the point?

Wu Xian's heart has begun to tremble, and if he doesn't say a word, he will fight for the future, hope, and dream, and he will also destroy the system of this cheating father's mobile phone.

Fifth, the recommended dosage, one tablet at a time......

It turns out that you can only eat one at a time, it seems that it is caused by greed? It doesn't have to be so sharp, huh?

Sixth, usage, swallow raw......

Speechless, Wu Xian could only say, he could still be glad that there was no mineral water in his hand last night, swallow it raw, the system is dirty!

Seventh, side effects, short-term discomfort, due to the adjustment of body functions, resulting in the reaction of various organs of the body, causing dizziness for about three minutes, do not exercise vigorously during the period, and maintain a calm mood.

Wu Xian wants to say, now he is not peaceful, is it okay?

The eighth item, serious dry goods are coming, use intervals, one pill at a time, take it five days apart, two pills at a time, take it at an interval of nine days, take three pills at a time, take it at an interval of 17 days, take it at a time of four, take it at an interval of 30 days, take it at a single time, take it at an interval of ......

Trimester!

Uncle, what does this mean? Within three months, Wu Xian can't even take the Stamina Plus One potion again? What, with Wu Xian's good cultivation, he can't help but go berserk.

Do you have to put such an important thing in the last item? What if you eat the dead?

No, this doesn't seem to be the most important thing, Wu Xian's face is almost paralyzed, the corners of his mouth almost twitch to the back of his head, his eyes widened, and he saw that there was a line of very inconspicuous small words at the end.

Important!

Just seeing these four words, it is enough for Wu Xian to go crazy, bear with it first, important reminder, it must be very important.

This series of drugs is in clinical trials, please take it with caution!

It's powerless, Wu Xian can't complain anymore, I still have to continue to watch, my heart is stimulated to numbness, and my resistance must be enough!

If there is any problem with the effect of the drug due to illegal use, the system is not responsible, and the side effects of the illegal use of the drug are temporarily ominous.

Wu Xian's hand trembled, and he was very impulsive to grab something and smash it.

Unfortunately, it's not over yet!

The upper limit of a single dose of this series of drugs is five capsules, if the limit is exceeded, for the sake of the safety of the user's life, please try gastric lavage, whether it can be effective, this system does not guarantee.

The hairstyle is a little messy, please Rong Wuxian scratch it, and then look at the last line after grabbing it, okay?

In order to confirm the specific situation of the impact of a single use of the overrun on the user, after the limit is exceeded, all the drugs in the series will enter the cooling state for three months, and no drug exchange service will be provided during the period to observe the user's reaction!

"Ahh

In addition to roaring, Wu Xian can't find any way to vent, which is hope, it is simply despair, and he has now inexplicably become a guinea pig who entertains the world's system potion items, and the effect of overuse is not yet clear.

It seems to be grasping something in your hand, smash!

No, it's a mobile phone, you can't smash it.

Teacups, smash!

Teapot, smash!

Table, push to!

Stool, kick over!

"That little brother, would you please go out?"

Well? Brother? As soon as the words fell, Wu Xian noticed something unusual.

After ravaging all kinds of things that could be ravaged in front of him, Wu Xian suddenly found that the owner of the house had returned.

Qiangzi was stunned and looked at Wu Xian, who was crazy for some reason, and the messy ground in the house, and was stunned for a long time.

Wu Xian shrugged his shoulders and said with a wry smile: "It's so embarrassing! ”

But although Qiangzi's face was very ugly, he gritted his teeth, pulled the stiff lines on his face, and silently cleaned it up.

"Give you the clothes, and you will wear them. The rest of the money is in the compartment of the sleeve. On the top of the clothes wrap is the xiaolongbao that I just bought, stuffed with meat! ”

Wu Xian was really embarrassed, people helped him, he refused to overcharge the money, and stuffed the money he found back into his clothes, but he wreaked havoc on other people's already humble homes here!

Silently took the clothes handed to him by Qiangzi, Wu Xian felt a little unhappy, and took out the money and xiaolongbao inside, and the buns were still hot.

"Little rabbit cub, you want to turn the sky upside down, you sisters and brothers, do you want to stir me up here to be satisfied?"

A vicious and shrill scolding made Wu Xian suddenly come back to his senses, and Qiangzi seemed to be afraid that the man would find out that Wu Xian was here, so he quickly took the door and went out.

Wu Xian was curious, and looked out sideways through the crack in the door.