Chapter 0027 I like you to stay away from me
Seeing a half-old who still had charm, she was scolding Qiangzi, and her tender and white fingers were pointed at Qiangzi's thin and yellow face, which was a strong visual stimulation, which made Wu Xian's heart ache. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Thinking of the experience in prison, Wu Xian smiled, took out the mobile phone he wanted to smash just now, rubbed his nose, and muttered: "Early in the morning, I was targeted by dogs, it's really unlucky!" ”
"Who, you little bastard, what fox friends and dog friends have brought to me to eat, drink, steal chickens and touch dogs?"
Wu Xian opened the door, dug his nostrils with his fingers, and said, "Comfortable, who is the little bastard?" ”
"The little bastard called you! Ah, where did you come from, bastard, dare to tease~ Playing the old lady......"
The shrew who scolded the street was only in her thirties and forties, but the way she called herself an old lady really made people can't help but think of her as an old lady...... Guys!
As soon as Wu Xian suddenly accosted him, Comrade Vixen subconsciously said, and as soon as he finished speaking, he found that Wu Xian had been tricked, and immediately began to turn the muzzle of the gun and aim it at Wu Xian.
"This Fuyue Tower is the old lady's territory, it's your turn to go wild? I really don't know how thick the sky is, and I don't ask, this Fuyue Tower in Suzhou City, how can you wait for the three indiscriminate places to come, where are the gentlemen dying, come to erect beams! ”
Wu Xian is indeed very similar to Xia Sanyan now, the high-class outfit of Guo Ji's cloakshop prepared for him by the jailer, he didn't wear anything, and he still wore the original dirty underwear.
Last night, he had a party with a group of snakes, so he didn't know how much fishy smell he was stained with, coupled with his small physique, he began to sweat wildly after three breaths, this fermentation, hey, this taste, sour!
Looking at his dirty underwear, Wu Xian rolled his eyes, and looked at the shrew leisurely and complacently, Qiangzi didn't have Wu Xian's mind, but he didn't dare to help Wu Xian openly.
pushed Wu Xian, suggesting that he should hurry up and run, the turtle ~ male and turtle ~ slaves of Fuyue Tower, but they are all thugs, and they can beat Wu Xian half to death if they come to it.
It's a pity that Wu Xian didn't seem to have the consciousness to run away at all, and he turned a blind eye to Hadron's hints, and dug out his nostrils by himself, making Hadron anxious for a while.
Finally, the shrews have gathered, Fuyuelou's business has not been good recently, these people have long been idle, and their hands have been itchy for a long time.
If someone comes to the door today to practice, how can they let it go easily?
Before he could do it, he first shouted and scolded Zhuangzhuang, but as soon as he leaned against the wall, he didn't hear it, pulled out his finger that picked his nostrils, and wiped it on Qiangzi's body, Qiangzi was too nervous, and he didn't care about nausea.
Looking back, hey, this guy still eats, Xiaolongbao is one bite at a time, the one that eats is called a fragrant, and the small mouth is chirping, and Qiangzi seems to have suddenly remembered something.
"Did you just wipe your hands?"
"Wipe your hands?"
"You just looked like you're picking your nose!"
As soon as he finished saying this, Qiangzi began to retch, and it was rare for him to have such concentration, and he could still take care of disgust when so many people were tense.
It's almost the same over there, but it turns out that Ren Wuxian is fine, Xiao Long Bao ate a drawer, and said while picking his teeth: "The meat is cut in the wrong way, there are too many horizontal threads!" ”
Oh, people scolded the street for a long time, their mouths were dry, they didn't say a word when they were scolded, and they filled their stomachs by the way.
It's a pity that he didn't see someone!
Comrade shrew, also very surprised and satisfied, today these gentlemen are finally no longer lifeless, as if they have eaten a cannonball, this is very good, if you are usually fortunate to them, you can also have this spirit......
Ahem......
Turning around, his little eyes rolled up the roof with smug eyes, and he didn't want to look at that little bastard Wuxian at all.
"Boy, if you're afraid, drill the crotch of the old lady's pants, the old lady will let you often taste the crotch of the old lady, and you will be happy at home!"
Saying that with a glance of small eyes, she was really a little arrogant, but unfortunately she suddenly found something wrong, Wu Xian's hands seemed to be shining, and she was surprisingly quiet behind her.
couldn't help lowering her arrogant little head, and said in a weird voice: "Little ......"
As soon as he said such a word, Comrade Vixen's eyes widened, and she couldn't say any more, and when she looked at it carefully, Mom, these are ten taels of ingots, three or four!
It turns out that this little bastard is still a broad master, although a few dozen taels of silver is nothing, but it also depends on when, for so long in Fuyuelou, without even a fly, ten taels are a master!
Swallowing his saliva, Comrade Vixen's tone changed stiffly, so that people listened to it and said delicately: "Master~ What do you say about this, misunderstanding, it's all misunderstanding!" ”
Picking up the goosebumps that had fallen to the ground, Wu Xian pursed his lips and asked, "Little bastard has become a master?" ”
Comrade Vixen snorted, and I don't know if she was rubbing it with her hands or if she was really embarrassed, her old face was flushed, and she threw herself on Wu Xian, and said coquettishly: "Oh, why does the master talk like this, bullying others!" ”
Heh, this smell hey, I can't stand it, Wu Xian's face was full of helplessness, he winked at the stunned Qiangzi, and said, "Don't you be like this, okay?" Dislike! ”
Learn the tone of Comrade Vixen, sprinkle Jiao back, and disgusting her by the way, who knew that Comrade Vixen was not only not angry, but also laughed coquettishly, and said angrily: "Ouch, why are you doing it, you hate me like this, how do you like me?" ”
Saying that, he still shamelessly threw a flattering eye at Wu Xian, Wu Xian was so frightened that he looked at the group of turtles ~ males and turtles ~ slaves with saliva, and his heart trembled.
"I, I like it, I like you to stay away from me!"
Everyone was stunned when they heard this, and looked at Wu Xian in amazement, Qiangzi covered his mouth and almost didn't burst out laughing, Comrade Vixen obviously turned pale for a while, but he smiled and held Wu Xian's chest and stood up straight.
"You're hating, you're hating! I amused people for a long time, and I didn't ......"
Before he finished speaking, he stretched out his little hand towards Wu Xian's hand, who wanted Wu Xian to dodge, smiled meaningfully, and said, "What are you doing?" ”
Knowingly asking, after talking to you for so long a day, will your martial master not know?
Of course, Wu Xian knows that although money is not omnipotent, no money is absolutely impossible, especially in the heart of this shrew in front of him, money is infinitely close to omnipotent.
"Master, don't tease people, what do you want people to do?"
Although the voice is a little unnatural, but the professional ethics of Comrade Vixen are still there, and under all kinds of restraint, she can still speak loudly, Wu Xian had to give her a capital cost, eh, is the word in service capitalized?
"Didn't I say it, I like you to stay away from me!"
"Damn, I, Shao Sanniang, can you also tease? The little cub didn't open his eyes, right? ”
This girl is playing with her face, Wu Xian didn't have the heart to play for her, and hurriedly said: "I mean, you stand farther away and stand with them!" ”
When Shao Sanniang heard this, it turned out that she had misunderstood, and she thought that she had been molested~ played, and she didn't want to think that she had been flirting with others for more than a long time!
Obediently stood beside the group of gentlemen, and as soon as he turned around, a light flashed in front of him, and he was busy covering his face, and he saw a shiny object in Wu Xian's hand.
"What are you doing?"
What answered her was Wu Xian's wild laughter!