Chapter 25: Hu Kui suffers
I don't know how long I drank it, but gradually the sound of the wine became quieter, and slowly the people also poured, and only the bonfire was still burning. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć The info barracks has become quiet again.
Ye Fei found a place where he felt better, lay down, and looked at the bright starry sky. An indescribable tranquility and ease in my heart.
~ The black sky is low, the bright stars are with each other, the insects are flying, the insects are flying, who are you missing, the insects are flying! Flowers sleep, one pair after another are beautiful, not afraid of the dark, only afraid of heartbreak, and love snuggles together, regardless of the south, south, west, and north.
Ye Fei couldn't help but hum a little tune. Although life has been quite good since rebirth, there are always a lot of confusion in my heart, looking at the sky full of hearts, my heart slowly calmed down.
~Alas, what kind of person am I? Ye Fei sighed softly~
"It's hard to say anything else, anyway, you must be a person who steals jade and steals incense, and is very amusing to the girls!
Ye Fei hurriedly stood up smartly and shouted: Who, praise me behind your back, how embarrassing, complimenting me in person is really praise!
Out of the darkness came a cold-faced man in a flying fish suit.
Ye Fei snorted coldly: It turned out to be Hu Qianhu, who didn't sleep in the middle of the night, why did he want to listen to a little song for you as a lullaby? ?
Hu Kui's face was not good, and he said coldly: Hmph! Don't put gold on your face, the lackeys of the East Factory, the officials don't bother to take care of you, pee by the way, I heard who was howling wolf, and I was curious.
Yo~ Is this to find fault and scold the street? Confident?
Ye Fei frowned and said: Yo~ Oops, it turns out that Hu Qianhu is jealous? This is really embarrassing, a small commander in the lower district is not qualified to accept the younger brother now, if the East Factory recruits someone or something in the future, I will definitely give you a chance to pick up my shoes and do chores!
Hu Kui was furious! shouted: Okay, you rabbit cub actually dare to ridicule me, today the master will let you quietly Jinyiwei is amazing! If I want to cut off your hand, Eunuch Wang won't dare to do anything to me, right? Look at the knives!
Hu Kui pulled out his saber and rushed towards Ye Fei! Can Ye Fei be an ordinary person? Seeing this, he raised his foot unhurriedly and snorted coldly.
Just run away... Ye Fei can't remember when he started practicing leg skills, it should be when he was still working as a pickpocket at the train station a few years ago, or when he was a gangster in Nancheng, of course, it may be when he was doing MLM in the end, each of these jobs is related to running away, so over time, Ye Fei's leg kung fu is not comparable to ordinary people.
Ye Fei was very smart, he didn't run blindly, but ran to the camp of the Guards, shouting as he ran: Hu Kui! You are a king 8 bastard, if you can't catch up with your father, you will crawl on the ground! Climb!
Hu Kui's teeth were tight, chasing Ye Fei all the way, every time the tip of the knife almost touched Ye Fei, and then Ye Fei sped up two steps and ran away, Ye Fei saw that the eunuch Wang's tent was not far away, and he was about to continue scolding, and he stepped on a wine jar under his feet, and the person lost control and flipped out.
Ye Fei thought to himself, it's over, he got carried away.
Hu Kui thought to himself, okay, cut off one of your hands or one of your feet first, this is a very contradictory question!
Ye Fei hurriedly shouted: There are assassins! There are assassins! Save! Life!!!
Hu Kui felt a little uneasy in his heart, but this uneasy thought immediately passed by, and now there was only one thought to kill this lackey surnamed Ye!
Before Ye Fei could stand up, he was kicked by Hu Kui and flew 1.2 meters away.
~Ah! I rub! Eight pounds per week! Zheng Jiu! Boom! Song Wan! Where have you all died? I...
Hu Kui struck Huashan again with one move! Ye Fei was really a little panicked at this time, saying that he was reborn, but he didn't say that he would not die if he was reborn! was wiped on the neck like this, how embarrassing is it to establish the king of Hades? Forehead... Grandpa Hades, I'm embarrassed, I was reborn in the Ming Dynasty, what do you think of this household registration? When the time comes, will you be reincarnated in the 21st century or will you continue to stay in the Ming Dynasty?
Ye Fei saw a knife light accompanied by moonlight towards his head, getting closer and closer, getting brighter and brighter, and reflexively prepared his hands to block, saying that it was too late and that it was fast, a big black wine jar smashed into the knife light from above, Hu Kui slashed, the wine jar was cut open, and the wine was scattered all over the ground! Immediately after that, 3 bows and arrows swished out of the shadows, and Hu Kui hurriedly dodged and rolled back to 5 meters away with two backflips and sidehands! Zhou Bajin walked out of the tent with a bow and arrow,
Zheng Jiu rushed out from the side with more than 20 guards when he heard the sound, and immediately surrounded Hu Kui in the middle. Zhou Bajin helped Ye Fei up,
"Uncle! What's the matter, it's! Why did you fight with Jinyiwei!
"Humph! Don't mention it, I saw that Hu Kui and his second aunt were good and wanted to get them to be your aunt, but Hu Kui refused!
"Huh? What? Then I'll shoot him to death and make him stop thinking about it!
Ye Fei saw that the passive had become active, and swaggered into the encirclement, Hu Kui was not afraid, the long knife chest guard looked around coldly and said: Hmph! The doglegs came pretty fast! Don't think that the boss is afraid of you! You are all the same, I don't believe you dare to touch a single hair of me!
"Ahh Zizizi, it's all a pig in a pigsty, and the breath is still so big? Dare to be crazy?
Ye Fei snorted coldly: Brothers! This person lied to Hu Qianhu, Jinyiwei, and plotted against him at night, so everyone called me!! The soldiers sneered.
~Yikes! Not good! There is a trap! Okay, you Ye Fei dare to trap me! Heroes don't eat immediate losses, run!
Hu Kui is not stupid after all, Ye Fei now says that he doesn't know him, and when the time comes, Eunuch Wang can say that he misunderstands and recognizes him as a spy, isn't this a dumb loss, and Jin Yiwei's subordinates are not around, this is really a dumb loss that can't be said! Run!
Since Commander Ye has said so, then don't be stunned, let's go! One by one, in order to show loyalty in front of Ye Fei, the horse urine that they drank at night suddenly came up bloody! 2. 30 guards sergeants surrounded under the leadership of Zheng Jiu and Guo Xing!
In modern times, there are many TV dramas that exaggerate Jinyiwei, and often the screen image is a Burmese knife killing thousands of people, happy to revenge. That's all fake, and fighting in reality is not like that at all. For example, Hu Kui is like this now, what is it called two fists that are difficult to defeat many hands? This is a living example. When the Guards fought him, he had already lost, and he didn't know where the knife had been thrown, his legs were dragged by 2.3 Guards men and he couldn't move, and his upper body and head were hit by a fist like raindrops.
~Don't fight! Don't fight! I'm Jinyi Wei Qianhu Hu Kui! I'm Hu Kui! I am... Wildly... You guys... You...
Well? You TM still dare to pretend to be Hu Qianhu! Don't you have the guts? Guo Xing took off his shoes and blocked Hu Kui's mouth, and slapped him as if he didn't want money. I don't know who yelled in the crowd: Pick him up! Strip him naked!
Yo yo yo ~ This is still there! Hu Kui closed his eyes deeply, and two lines of tears slipped down tangled from the corners of his eyes. . . These, shame and shame...
This group of guards, which was originally composed of honest farmers in Yangliu Village, was not learned under the leadership of Ye Fei, and learned a lot of the methods of indiscriminate and undisciplined discipline. For example, this stripping of clothes is simply an insult to personality. But it's also more enjoyable.
Zhou Bajin knew that one person was not as happy as everyone, so he didn't do it, but went to beckon the brothers of Qilinwei and Datongwei to come and see the excitement! As soon as I heard that I had caught a spy and the portrait of Hu Kui and Hu Qianhu, all of a sudden the sergeant of Qilin Wei and Datongwei couldn't sit still, and some of them ran out without wearing shoes. There is only a pair of pants left on his body, and occasionally groping pig's hands touch his buttocks.
Everyone giggled and laughed, and they were simply immersed in a sea of joy.
Seeing that it was almost over, Ye Fei pulled away from the crowd, and the crowd slowly dispersed. Ye Fei smiled and said: This is the method of our Dongchang Guards, you can disobey it, but you must accept it! Hehe, but your dude's figure is pretty good.
Hu Kui was trembling with anger, of course, it was also possible that he was trembling with anger. A few words came out of my mouth: you! Yes! If you meet it in the future! I won't let you have a good time! Certain!
Ye Fei grinned: Wow! Let me meet you in the future, and I'll sell you to Africa to sell ass!
After Ye Fei finished speaking, he pretended to be surprised with a smile! Ah! It's really Hu Qianhu! What a misunderstanding, what a misunderstanding! Everyone is scattered, everyone is scattered!
Qilinwei and Datongwei saw that the lively sergeant was in trouble, and they were busy running away, Hu Kui snorted and ran away, afraid that Ye Fei would regret it,
Looking at Hu Kui who fled in the wilderness! Ye Fei smiled proudly: Hahaha! Fight me! Why? Is the ass white? Cut!
Zhou Bajin smiled and said: What then, uncle! Where is Africa? Haven't we heard of a state and county called Africa in the Ming Dynasty?
Don't talk nonsense if you don't move.