Chapter Twenty-Four: The Grand View of Drinking
"Is it the New Year?" "What are you stupid about?" What are you doing? Kill the pig!? "Zheng Jiu! What are you pulling that cow for! Don't, it's going to hit you! ”
The army was full of joy, slaughtering pigs and sheep, and it was very happy to be busy. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info laughter and smoke everywhere.
"Well~ Sure enough, the meal after the exam is the best, and the scenery that won the battle is the most beautiful, this is the army of the Ming Dynasty... It's really extraordinary" Ye Fei stood on the watchtower built of wooden stakes with his hands behind his back, and he was overjoyed.
"Uncle... Let's go down first, okay... It's too high, it's too high... I kind of want to throw up... ”
Zhou Bajin behind him covered his face and felt sick to his stomach.
"Eight catties, you have to remember that since ancient times, people who have done great things have to stand high and climb high! If you have nothing to do on the roof, you can have that kind of momentum that reigns over the world! At least... That's how it is played in Hong Kong movies."
"Uncle, what is a Hong Kong movie? Why do you keep saying place names that I don't understand?"
"Cut, if you understand, you have to be an uncle, you know! Let's go, go down to eat, damn it, don't throw up! It's disgusting...! ”
Ye Fei covered his eyes with contempt, shook his head, and slowly climbed down the wooden ladder. Zhou Bajin followed behind him, crawling and spitting...
Don't look at the army of the Ming Dynasty to kill the enemy and cower, but kill pigs and sheep, eat and drink, it is definitely 32 likes! When the last rays of the sunset are shallow on the earth. A firework bomb rushed into the sky, brightening the black night sky, and the three-service banquet began! Everyone lit a bonfire and danced, and anyway, they didn't care about any kind of dancing.
The sound of punching, shouting and drinking, and even wrestling and wrenching! Everyone is so happy!
There's a big square table in the open space! Ma Hui, Bao Shengkai, Hu Kui, Guo Yebo and several generals gathered together to greet each other, although the feelings are not very deep, but after all, they are considered to have suffered a common hardship, and they can be regarded as having experience. In the future, I will naturally get close to adults, of course, there are more embarrassing ones, such as Hu Kui. In the barracks, in addition to his flying fish suit, and the world and people scolded the street quarrel was talked about, there is really nothing worth saying, of course, this flying fish suit is also quite bluffing, now Jinyiwei was pressed by the East Factory, the commander made Sang Kun unwilling to lose the holy favor, the ugly things of the Manchu Dynasty officials are inquiring blindly, and the reputation has exceeded the civil official imperial history, plus now the East Factory Supervisor Xiao Rang is steady, wise and more able to be a person, and has won the praise of many officials, This time, Ye Fei, as the commander of the royal eunuch's guards, gave advice and made a very long face, so no one gave Hu Kui a good face. When we raise a glass together, we all symbolically touch it, and then blow it to ourselves. Hu Kui's face was blue for a while, and purple for a while.
Ma Hui raised a bowl of spirits and said proudly: Brother Ye is witty, my old horse respects you a bowl!
Ye Fei was standing behind Eunuch Wang, after all, he was Eunuch Wang's person, so he couldn't go too far. Eunuch Wang smiled slightly and said, "It's rare for General Wang to appreciate our East Factory, Ye Fei, you sit down and have a few bowls with the generals!" ”
Ye Fei didn't postpone it, nodded, sat down and worked 3 bowls in a row. The original position was a little crowded, but as soon as Ye Fei came, he naturally moved to the side, and Hu Kui, who was sitting at the end, could only sit on half of his buttocks, Hu Kui slapped the table menacingly, and his wine bowl immediately fell to the ground, and the people on the table looked at him one by one, and he frowned and said: It seems that there is no place for Hu Kui here, Hu Kui went to find the brothers to drink, hum!
When he left, he deliberately glanced at Ye Fei fiercely. Ye Fei is very innocent..."Big ass, don't blame me..."
A staff general snorted coldly, "This Hu Qianhu has a small official position, and his temper is not small, so he simply doesn't take the generals in his eyes."
Bao Shengkai snorted coldly, "It's okay, it's okay to go, so as not to be an eyesore here"
Eunuch Wang smiled and said, "General Bao is going back to the capital to continue to be in charge of the Qilin Guard, beware of the Jinyi Guard letting you wear small shoes in front of the emperor!" ”
Bao Shengkai wanted to speak and stopped. Ma Hui took a sip of wine and said, "Hehe, today's saint is not a faint king, one side of the word can't condemn anyone's crime, it will only make people disgusted, besides, we are finally the emperor and loyal to the Ming Dynasty, a villain like Hu Kui doesn't need to be taken seriously."
"Hahahaha, what a spirit! Brothers, a bowl of bloody men to all generals! "Ye Fei started the sycophancy mode of bombardment and indiscriminate bombardment!
"General Condition! Your amazing kung fu really impresses my brother! Brother salute you a bowl! ”
"General Bao is strategizing, he is simply Zhuge Liang's reincarnation, and my brother admires my brother and respects you for a bowl"
"This general, good-looking, handsome, brother admires brother and respects you a bowl"
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Everybody! Finally, we salute! A cup of Zhiyong eunuch Wang Gonggong! Wise and brave eunuchs! ...
Ye Fei instantly turned into a night expert again, and his sycophants hit like a roaring wave. Eunuch Wang usually takes the cold route and generally doesn't drink these soldiers and big men to interact, but now when he hears this wise and brave eunuch, he has to do it! If you can't control it, you will serve the wine bowl and you will be wiped out!
He also shouted in his mouth, "Happy today, let's drink a few more bowls with everyone!" Fei! Bring us another altar! ”
When you see that a eunuch is so bold, a few big and three rough men are still hiding and tucking, isn't it a joke?
The shallow water is more than eight kings, drunk and dreaming of death is drinking! Come! Walking! Dry! Dry! Dry!
This wine jar is more and more open, this sound is getting louder and louder, after this drinking, this person is easy to appear, some people drink too much and go to sleep directly, some people drink too much and start to scold the street to cause trouble, some people drink too much and worry, and the unhappy things in this life are remembered. There is also a kind of person who drinks too much and is happy... Especially those who have just won a battle, and those who have won a battle and received a reward, it is simply, there are rainbows in their eyes.
"General Bao! What kind of song are you singing?? ”
"General Ma!! What kind of punch are you fighting? ”
Ye Fei saw that these two living treasures began to get drunk and go crazy and hurriedly stopped it!
The always calm situation over there shouted, "Someone! Get my meniscus! I want to get drunk and dance with the moon! ”
"I'm rubbing! Zheng Jiu! You take a few brothers to send General Ma and General Bao back to rest! ”
Zheng Jiu took more than 20 guards and sent away a few generals who were drinking, and they didn't know where to drink.
The scene was quiet all of a sudden, and Eunuch Wang was smiling alone and holding a wine bowl to drink to himself.
"Sure enough, it is different from coming out of the palace, I have seen a big scene, he is the most stable," Ye Fei thought to himself.
"Father-in-law, are you alright?" Ye Fei sat down and asked with concern
Eunuch Wang put down the bowl, looked over with cold eyes and met Ye Fei's eyes, Ye Fei suddenly felt cautious. Ye Fei subconsciously tightened his belt, and instantly thought of many Taiwanese TV dramas, many eunuchs are inhumane psychopaths, and they especially like those men with faces like Pan An... Could it be ?。。。
Ye Fei was now thinking about whether to run for a while or just close his eyes and endure it.
Eunuch Wang suddenly smiled and showed a mouth full of yellow teeth, and said, "I'll tell you!" Ye Tian boy! In fact... Actually, I am, the Nine Heavens Xuannu descended to earth..."
Yes?? Yes?? What?? Ye Feizui was deformed in surprise.
Eunuch Wang suddenly jumped on the table and shouted, "Nine Heavens Xuannu has fallen into the dust..."
"Eight pounds!! Bring me 20 people to send my father-in-law back to the camp! Immediately! Right away! Ye Fei left without looking back.