Chapter 5: A Jerk Than Me

When the news of Wang Dahan's murder spread throughout the village, Ye Fei ate a whole sweet and sour fish, touched his little belly and burped with satisfaction. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE怂 info Even the little donkey he had just bought in the county town followed and ate two apples in a row, and flicked his donkey tail with a satisfied face.

When Ye Fei saw a group of people running back to their respective homes like crazy and no longer responded, Ye Fei felt cold in his heart and shouted that it was not good!

"Eight pounds! Broken! Could it be that the bandits are coming?!

Zhou Bajin hurriedly swallowed a mouthful of chicken buttocks, and was stunned and stunned, "What?" Bandits? No, there are plains in this radius of hundreds of miles, and there are no big mountains! Where did the bandits come from?

So what do these 8 kings run? Zombies? Ye Fei complained. In his mouth, except for Zhou Bajin, he felt that no one was a good person.

Old Zhang Tou is still busy in the kitchen. The old Zhangtou daughter-in-law was carrying a wooden basin, and in the wooden basin were unwashed clothes, and two pieces had fallen on the road, and they didn't have time to pick them up.

As he ran, he shouted, "Oh, my God!" What can I do? Wang Dahan has killed someone! Murder!

Lao Zhangtou came out with a kitchen knife and hurriedly asked, "What are you talking about~ Who did Wang Dahan kill!"

The old Zhangtou daughter-in-law dropped the wooden basin and began to chatter, "Didn't Wang Dahan's chicken be stolen last night, and found the sickle of the old woman Mao at the door, so she went to reason, how can you think that this Mao woman is also a good class?" talked about Wang Dahan's daughter-in-law's belly, and just took a flat shoulder, and Mao's mother-in-law was covered in blood and didn't move...

These words were in the ears of me and Zhou Bajin. Zhou Bajin was a little nervous

"Uncle, what's that, it's dead?"

"Dust to dust, life this thing, say no, no, what's the fuss"

"I'm feeling a little guilty if it weren't for us...

"NONO, BAJIN, YOU'RE WRONG AGAIN! Do you see that? What is it called? It's called, providence! ā€

Zhou Bajin was stunned and couldn't open his mouth.

Ye Fei ate two pieces of braised pork that was bubbling with oil, drank a sip of sorghum roasted spirits, and said leisurely: Look, yesterday these two kings and 8 eggs ridiculed us, look at our jokes, we were originally just a small punishment and a big commandment, but I didn't expect to lose our lives, what does this mean? This shows that it is God's will, and even God is taking pity on the two of us! Deserve!

Zhou Bajin looked at Ye Fei blankly. Ye Fei was a little embarrassed, and pondered, "It's bad, the cow is blowing up, I guess he has to say that I'm insane?"

Moment! As soon as Zhou Bajin knelt down with his legs, he kowtowed 9 times in a row facing the east! His mouth was a little excited: Thank you to the heavens, thank you to the gods, bless me and my uncle to be safe and smooth sailing.

Hey! Ye Fei was taken aback, Nima, sure enough, in feudal society, it is definitely defensible to talk about superstitions...

Get up, okay, okay eight catties, I said, God knows your sincerity, don't knock, get up.

Zhou Bajin was not ambiguous, and he sat down and took a chicken wing and ate it in a big gulp... The face was shy, as if [My boss is God] was written on his face.

Ye Fei shook his head with disdain.

"Eight pounds! Now that we're full of food and drink, let's go get down to business."

Zhou Bajin raised his head and said, "Are you finally going to steal the village chief's house?"

"I said can you be full of stealing, stealing, stealing, stealing, it's glorious, isn't it! Do you want to give you the honorary title of [Ming Dynasty Theft Association Activist]? That's enough. Ye Fei said with a look of contempt.

"Isn't this a funeral at home, our villagers, no matter how wrong, we should also put aside our prejudices, go to condolences and condolences, and express our concern, this is my Daming, no! The traditional virtues of Great China!

"Uncle, to be honest, I think I will go to Mrs. Mao's as if I am watching the excitement, I hope that people will die to death."

"Actually. That's what I thought too."

When I walked to Mrs. Mao's house for more than 10 meters, I heard a whine, crying, and hoarseness. Even dogs don't dare to approach around.

A sneaky head poked out of the doorway, followed by a little fat man. Ahem. Ye Fei coughed dryly twice, his eyes squeezing out a trace of sadness. And Zhou Bajin kept his head down and twitched quietly.

Halfway down the door in the courtyard, a stool lay horizontally, and above it lay a man covered with a white cloth. Even in the daytime, it looks particularly weird.

A middle-aged man was sitting in the courtyard, eating beans and singing mourning songs. And on a small bench over there sat a young student in his teens, who was sadly eating chicken and drinking chicken soup.

This scene made Ye Fei and Zhou Bajin a little embarrassed... Tell me, you were hated a lot when you were alive, and now your life and death are still unknown, so you are directly ready to bury it

What a human nature. I just don't know how to phrase it. Ye Fei snorted coldly.

No one greeted them, and Ye Fei and Zhou Bajin didn't know how to speak.

Mrs. Mao's husband Hu Dou finished eating, spread his hands and said: Isn't this Brother Zhou and Brother Ye, they came a little early, and the funeral hasn't started yet, and her Mao family's mother's house hasn't come yet, so she only had a funeral meal when she came. Just come for dinner.

Zhou Bajin snorted coldly: Who is rare about your funeral meal, the folks in the big hometown, but to see if there is anything you need help with, your tone, it seems that we are here to cheat and cheat!

Mao's husband smiled: Come on, what nonsense are you talking about, just this girl, I don't believe that there is anyone in the village who doesn't want her to die, don't say it, selfish and selfish, live a villain, don't talk about outsiders, even if it is for the two of us, we can pick and peel it, and we don't just eat! We are not her cattle, relying on her mother's brother-in-law to be a blessing. This is good, God has opened his eyes.

Ye Fei laughed and said, "I didn't expect the eldest brother to be so open-minded, and he is so happy to speak quickly!" To be honest, I took my junior to see if this girl was dead, if she didn't die, I would make up for it, seeing the eldest brother and brother so jealous and hateful, it seems that my worries are not necessary, but the younger brother has something unclear

Mao's husband took a bowl and scooped up a big bowl of chicken soup and said: Let's say it straight, so as not to be wordy.

Ye Fei said slyly: "Then the Wang family hurt people in front of you, so you plan to bury the matter?" Why don't you take the opportunity to blow him up and save a few dollars so that you two can have a plan for the future.

Mao Pozi's husband smiled: Hehe, this still needs you to say, I sent someone to the county seat to invite her mother's family, and this time I should be on the way. Her brother-in-law is the head catcher of the third class of the yamen. It's not something more than her. At that time, there is no need to find the village chief, just come and arrest him and go back to lock up for a few days, and his few acres of land will be mine and my son sooner or later.

Ye Fei couldn't help but give a thumbs up and said: "Wow! Or are you amazing! Eight catties, let's go.

Mao's husband said happily: Don't send it! Boy!

Ye Fei put his hands behind his back, followed by Zhou Bajin.

"Eight catties, nothing to say?"

"Yes, uncle, I'm starting to think you're a bastard and treacherous, and I'm just now realizing that there are more people than you who are bastards."

Ye Fei laughed, his face sank like water, "Do you think who was born a bastard?" If you can be a good person, who wants to be a bad person.