Chapter 6 On the Importance of Nonsense

The surname of the top prefecture-level administrator in Yangliu Village is Lai. Pen % fun % pavilion www.biquge.info single name a glorious word. looks dry and skinny, and the black hair on a big black mole on his face is always noticed by others first, and then with a pair of triangular eyes with thief eyebrows and rat eyes, it always gives people the image of a sinister villain. Of course, as the head of a village, it doesn't matter what he looks like, the important thing is that the little bit in his hand doesn't seem big, but it is enough to affect the life and death of the croppers. It is also understandable to occasionally expand other people's fields and occasionally grab other people's land, for example, Ye Fei's land was occupied by two pieces in a daze. Otherwise, the name of the first richest man in Yangliu Village, Lao Lai's family, is not called in vain.

Yangliu Village is not big, about 100 households, from weddings and funerals, to puppies, to government service, conscription, and tuntian.

There is a saying that the county officials are not as good as the current management, and the emperor does not know how big he is, but the men, women and children of the whole village, including the watchdogs of more than 100 households, do not know the village chief Lai.

When the village chief Lai sat on the bamboo recliner and drank tea leisurely, watching his little grandson happily chase through his half-lying yard, the sun had already set.

Lai, the daughter-in-law of the village chief, Wang Daju, who is in her early 50s, sat next to him with a needle and thread and said: I heard that there is something big going on in the village today.

"Isn't it just a dead person, Mrs. Mao is dead when she dies, she loves to talk nonsense all day long, and she is unlucky wherever she goes," Village Chief Lai squinted his eyes and said leisurely

"Her mother's family is from the county seat, and she is the eldest brother or the master of the county master's affairs, so you are not afraid that he will come to the door," Wang Daju said

"Come on, come on, it's my, there is a debtor and a master, Wang Dahan caused something, just find Wang Dahan, it's a big deal, I'll stare at it in the middle of the time, maybe I can get some benefits or something! Hee-hee-hee-ha-ha! Lai Rong proudly touched a few black hairs on his big black mole.

Wang Daju said slyly: That's what I mean. Hey, hey, hey!!

The big flower dog at the gate of Lai's house was napping, and when he heard the laughter of Lai Rong's family, he yawned lazily, and then fell asleep again.

"Uncle, didn't we just eat for a long time, why did we go to Lao Zhangtou's shop again?"

"A great man said well, if a person doesn't even want to eat while he lives, then he must not be able to do anything great."

"Uncle, you know so many great people, which great man said this?"

"Myself"

Zhou Bajin looked helpless and walked in the direction of Ye Fei's tea shop in front of Lao Zhangtou. Today is different from the past, before a few ordinary people, good people sat under the big tree, and began to babble about the joke of the widow Wang Guangdan. Today is different, Lao Zhangtou specially lit a few more candles, and there were more than 10 dogs on the side of the road. There are old and young, men and women, and the seats are all crowded, just for one thing. Recreate the scene of Wang Dahan's hurtful things today, so that those who did not have the scene can feel the magnificent scene of the momentum like a rainbow and the ghost crying wolf!

"My dear mother, too! Don't you know the scene at that time, Wang Dahan's eyes were red, like a wolf and a leopard, the green tendons on his hands were about to pop out, the knife in his hand fell, and Mao Pozi's head was flying out more than a zhang! The blood on his neck spurted out more than a meter high like a fountain, wow, "A young man in his early 20s is staring at the foam with big eyes!"

The eyes of the ordinary people around him were waiting for him to savor his words.

A middle-aged man with a mustache slapped the table and shouted: You are talking nonsense!

The surrounding people instantly focused their eyes on him again.

At that time, he was holding a flat pole in his hand, his teeth were biting his lip tightly, and the blood was left straight from the corner of his mouth. And the unknown loss of his chicken that night may also be caused by the five gods, so I conclude! Wang Dahan was taken by the god of five links! And now it is extremely dangerous, it is said that once the time passes, the five gods will come out to eat people! Exclusively for children under 10 years old! ”

The words just fell! A few children cried! Adults are busy with relief. There was silence for a moment, and the villagers were all frightened by his words. A few people with children have already walked away with their children.

Just when the atmosphere is quite eerie. There was a burst of laughter from the crowd...

Everyone, including the hospitable dogs, looked at the source of the laughter---

Ye Fei sat on a bench, swaying from side to side with a smile, and suddenly his body was unstable and happy on the ground, and Zhou Bajin stood behind him with an embarrassed face.

Everyone's faces began to become unkind, and the eight-figure mustache who had just told the joke crossed his waist and shouted, "What are you laughing at?" What's so funny? One of them died, and you still laughed? Sure enough, everyone said you were crazy. ”

Zhou Bajin was about to return the favor with an angry face, but was stopped by Ye Fei, only to see him calmly suppress his smile and cough dryly.

"Yo yo yo, it's really out of your mouth, you can open your mouth and talk nonsense, why can't I laugh? Let me ask you, ugly monster, have you ever seen the five gods? Do you know what the Five Links God looks like? Were you at the scene when Wang Dahan hurt someone? Woohoo wailing is like the real thing, and scaring other people's children, it's really a sin.

The mustache still wanted to return the mouth, but Ye Fei said again, "By the way, who let you leave these two handfuls of mouse hair!" Forget about being ugly, and keep a mustache, do you think you are a rat who came out to steal oil and eat it? ”

The words made the villagers laugh out loud. And a small number of villagers also agreed with Ye Fei's words, in fact, to put it bluntly, it was nothing more than watching the excitement and not thinking it was a big deal.

If you really want things to fall on yourself, how can you be so calm.

"Folks in the big hometown, it is estimated that tomorrow the mother's family in Maojia County will almost arrive, everyone is out of concern, look at the excitement, tomorrow is not too late to care, eight catties!

"Uncle"

"Let's go, go to bed early and get up early, and the birds will be lively in the morning... No, no, there are worms to eat."

Ignoring the eyes left and right, Ye Fei walked into the night with his hands behind his back and swaggering. Zhou Bajin followed, and when he left, he also smoothed two steamed buns. The moonlight stretches the shadows so long and long.