The "common people" of the army compound (x) (6)
In addition to a few young editors, Chen Fufu invited people to dinner today, as well as Shen Qiao, director of the editorial department. "www.biquge.info The editorial department is like a big family, and a family can't eat without 'parents'. Chen Quanfu said.
A few people entered the small private room, Wu Wei first sat down on a chair near the window, Fei Aijun joked with him: "Xiao Wu is worthy of working in the army compound, although he has not been a soldier or fought a war, but he has learned to seize the advantageous terrain and occupy the best position when eating." The place where you sit is ventilated and has a wide view, which belongs to the 'private seat' of an ordinary restaurant. ”
Wu Wei smiled and said: "You should remember that when we came here to eat in the past, I also sat here, if Editor Fei thinks this position is good, we will take turns to sit in the future." ”
"Well, you've sat in this position before, and today it's my turn."
Wu Wei said: "No, no, I mean to say, this position, I will sit in this life, and you will sit in the next life." ”
Fei Aijun was about to say something, but Wu Wei pointed out the window and said, "Look, there is a girl who is walking over there who is really beautiful and in good shape, I don't know who her boyfriend is?" ”
Cui Dalin sat down Shen Qiao with another seat near the window, looked up and glanced out, and said to Wu Wei: "That girl is indeed very beautiful, her boyfriend may not be you, and it must not be me." ”
Fei Aijun curled his fingers and tapped on the table, and said to Wu Wei, who was still looking out: "Hey, don't be a swimmer in the vinegar sea waves, eat the bowl and look at the pot." ”
"Reading is eating with the brain, eating is eating with the stomach, looking at the beautiful woman is eating with the eyes, looking at the beautiful woman, and the cabbage in the mouth can chew the taste of pork." Wu Wei still looked outside and said.
"Is Chang Ying Chinese cabbage or pork?"
Fei Aijun asked Wu Wei.
Chen Quanfu was busy ordering, and after listening to Fei Aijun's words, he hurriedly said: "We don't eat Chinese cabbage or pork today, we mainly eat fish." ”
Several other people laughed, laughing inexplicably.
Shen Qiao sat on the side and did not speak, and he was most happy to see two things: one was that the editors worked carefully and meticulously at work, and the other was that the editors teased each other and laughed freely together in their spare time.
"I'm born to eat Chinese cabbage, and I can't 'improve my life', so I can't eat pork, I can only watch the pigs go." Wu Wei and Fei Aijun continued to talk nonsense, "I haven't been to this snack bar for a long time, and the hygiene situation has improved greatly, but the image of the waiter has not changed, which will continue to affect the appetite of customers." It doesn't matter if the waiter here is poor, and the attitude is not too enthusiastic, one by one, with a straight face, as if someone owed her money last year and hasn't paid it back this year. ”
Fei Aijun said: "The waiters here are all thoroughly 'materialist', so they don't believe that the customer is 'God'. ”
"Let Dalin tell their bosses, the staff will be good when the attitude is good, the customers will laugh, the boss counts the money, and everyone is happy."
Wu Wei is worried about others again.
Chen Quanfu ordered cold dishes and drinks, took out two boxes of Chinese cigarettes from his pocket and threw them to Fei Aijun and Wu Wei respectively, saying: "People who don't smoke always forget to give others cigarettes, only the two of you smoke here, come, one box per person." ”
Wu Wei put the box of cigarettes in front of him into his pocket and put it away, and said to Fei Aijun: "Don't open the two boxes of cigarettes, smoke your box today, and then smoke my box." ”
Fei Aijun opened the box of cigarettes that Chen Quanfu threw at him, took out one and handed it to Wu Wei and said: "I saw a ghost again today, and he is a stingy ghost, I understand your meaning very well, today we will smoke my box first, and then you will smoke your own box." ”
Wu Wei lit a cigarette, took a greedy puff and said to Fei Aijun: "Don't always say that I am stingy, stingy, and afraid of spending money, in fact, I don't take money seriously at all - but treat it as two different things." Hey, by the way, a few days ago I was eating at that restaurant in the north, and when you bought soy milk, you borrowed six cents from me and never paid it back------ forget it, forget it, don't pout, I'm not going to ask for it anymore, it's all 'poverty alleviation'. ”
Fei Aijun also lit a cigarette and put it in his mouth, reached out and groped out a coin from his pocket and threw it to Wu Wei and said: "Don't say 'poverty alleviation', I still want to 'help the poor'!" Come, I'll pay you back a dime today, and I'll pay you the remaining five cents first, and I'll pay you back later. ”
Wu Wei unceremoniously held the coin between his fingers and said: "We don't know whether you should 'help the poor' or I should 'help the poor', the money for a bowl of soy milk should also be 'paid in installments', and the proportion of 'down payment' is still so low." ”
Cui Dalin was talking to Shen Qiao just now, when he saw Wu Wei smoking, he got up from his seat and opened the window a crack, and said to him: "You always say that you don't have enough money now, why don't you quit smoking quickly?" ”
Fei Aijun took a comfortable puff of cigarette and said to Dalin: "He won't quit smoking now, and he is currently preparing to make two inventions, one is to make the cigarette into a mosquito coil, one is two meters long, and he can be addicted to it at once; The second is to make a canned cigarette, no matter where it is, you can open the mouth to the mouth and smoke it. ”
Shen Qiao also said half-jokingly and half-seriously: "Smoking is a waste of money on the one hand, the important thing is that it is not good for the body, now many public places are prohibiting smoking, our magazine should also take measures to restrict, so that smokers become street rats, I advise you to quit smoking as soon as possible, Xiao Chen also smoked before, didn't he quit later!" ”
Wu Wei said: "I have implemented Director Shen's instructions to the letter, and you have often taught us to quit smoking, to quit smoking!" I also often make up my mind to quit smoking, to quit smoking. I absolutely believe that smoking is not good for the body, but I am a person who is happy when I see cigarettes, and I want to laugh when I smell the smoke. Of course, this is just the previous idea, I really know about the problem of smoking, or not long ago happened an incident, I have a cousin who is not a few years older than me, he is also a big smoker, every day he eats nicotine as a meal, a few days ago someone at home called me and said to me, he smoked too much, lung cancer died, I heard the news and was shocked, sitting alone in a rental house, smoking half a box of cigarettes in a row to suppress the shock. ”
Shen Qiao looked at Wu Wei with a serious look, and said half-convinced: "It's true or fake, you can smoke half a box of cigarettes at a time, and the level is high enough!" ”
"Average, average, third in the country." Wu Wei pretended to be modest and said, "My girlfriend, no, we have already received a permit to share a bed at night, and I should call Chang Ying my wife now." My wife Chang Ying said to me a few days ago that I don't quit smoking, and she doesn't have a wedding with me, so I have been trying to quit smoking recently, and quitting smoking is not only good for my health, but also saves some money. Now every penny in my hand has its proper use, even though I smoke low-grade cigarettes, and I need to spend one or two hundred dollars a month, which is a relatively big financial burden for me. As you all know, I'm a slow person, and it's just that the effect of quitting smoking is not very obvious. ”
Fei Aijun teased Wu Wei and said: "Your movements are not slow sometimes, didn't you win the first place in the race with rabbits that year, but as long as you hear that you don't have a meal without spending money, you have wine to drink, and you have cigarettes to smoke, you will run faster than the cheetah chasing the antelope on the grassland!" ”
The cold dishes were served, Chen Quanfu took out the liquor he brought, and poured the cups in front of everyone, full of knowledge and not curing hunger, the editors were hungry for a long time, and several people were drinking and eating while waiting for the pot fish that was being cooked and processed to be served. (To be continued.) )