The "common people" of the military compound (x) (7)

Shen Qiao said to several young editors: "Now people's concepts are changing, in the past, when I met a young man, I would ask him if he had a girlfriend, but now when I met a young man, I would ask him if he had changed his girlfriend; In the past, when I saw someone get married, I would wish him a long time, but now that I see someone get married, I wonder how long he can last. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info Several of you are not young, if you have friends, you should talk seriously, and if you talk about good friends, you should get married soon, and I hope there will be no more changes in the middle. Xiao Wu is the youngest among several of you, he is twenty-eight years old this year, and he is not slow to move on the issue of personal love and marriage, and others should look up to him. ”

Wu Wei said: "The director is a bit bureaucratic, I look a little anxious, looking at Lao Cheng, I will only turn 27 at the end of this month." When I was in a relationship with my ex-girlfriend, she asked me the first time we met, 'How old are you?' I said, 'Twenty-five,' and she asked me again in distrust, 'Are you honest?' I said, 'Multiply by ten, multiply by ten, that's two hundred and five.'" ”

Shen Qiao couldn't help but laugh, and said to Wu Wei: "I'm talking about a virtual age, I got a marriage certificate at the age of twenty-seven, and it is more worthy of others to learn from you." ”

Fei Aijun teased Wu Wei and said: "Look at the joy of Xiao Wu after being praised by Director Shen, come, let's welcome the little brother to introduce the love experience to a few big brothers!" ”

Wu Wei said seriously: "I don't dare to introduce experience, you can talk about some superficial experience, that is, making friends should have similar aspirations, marriage should be the right person, those who climb high are easy to feel inferior, and those who are low are easy to be conceited. ”

Fei Aijun sighed and said: "Xiao Wu is self-aware, according to his own conditions and strength, he can't eat pork, so he holds a fat and tender cabbage, I heard that your last girlfriend was richer than Chang Ying, and she was the daughter of a director's family." ”

Wu Wei said: "Editor Fei said well, children growing up in the countryside are deeply influenced by traditional concepts, 'the old man of the crop does not know how to count, only picks up the big grind', looking for a partner, marrying a daughter-in-law likes tall and fat, such a woman has the strength and ability to work." I also like my ex-girlfriend's figure, she is indeed a 'thousand pounds', and her weight is one level higher than Chang Ying, but she always distrusts me and is suspicious, which makes me unbearable, we have only been in love for a few months, and finally I had to say to her, fat girl, your size is too big, and my brother's eyes have limited capacity, so I can't hold you, and then I said goodbye to her. I'm not picky about my girlfriend's size, I let her eat whatever she likes, and I let her eat as fat as she can. Although some people say that one white covers all ugliness and one fat destroys everything, I think that when you sleep at night, it is much more comfortable to hold a pile of fat than a handful of bones. I'm not afraid of your jokes, I kissed Chang Ying a few times, the taste is good, when I go out with Chang Ying, I like to hug her waist the most, but then I found that recently, her height has not been lengthened, and my arms are getting shorter and shorter. ”

Cui Dalin interrupted Wu Wei and said: "You and Chang Ying are sometimes together, pay attention to your image, after all, we live in the army compound." One day after you first met, I saw that you were in the small garden of the dormitory area of the compound, and you had body movements that embarrassed adults and were inappropriate for children. ”

Wu Wei blushed and said: "I just like to be close to fat women, which may have something to do with my love of eating fatty meat when I was a child." A friend once said to me, if you think your girlfriend is obese, the best way is to let her eat less, three bowls of gruel and old pickles a day is the best diet medicine, I asked that friend, what do you mean 'diet pills' before or after meals? Hey, by the way, it's understandable for others to make fun of me on this issue, Editor Fei can't joke with me in this regard in the future, Sister Yao and Chang Ying belong to the same heavyweight. ”

Fei Aijun said: "I don't like fat women and there is no way, because I don't have more choices, some places can't be compared with you, you are a text editor, I am an art editor, you have a bachelor's degree, I have a college degree, you are tall, my stature is short, it is good to find a cabbage that has been gnawed by pigs." ”

Shen Qiao pretended to be angry and said to Fei Aijun and Wu Wei: "The more you two talk, the more you talk about it, Chang Ying and Yao Shufen are both good female compatriots, and you can't belittle them just because they are fat." In addition, I don't know how to treat employees in other places, our editorial department must not have academic discrimination, some people say very vividly, education is like a train ticket, Tsinghua University, Peking University is a soft sleeper ticket, the general undergraduate is a hard sleeper ticket, the junior college is a hard seat ticket, adult education and correspondence are all station tickets in the aisle and toilet. Several people with different educational backgrounds took the train to look for jobs, and only after getting off the train did they realize that the boss of the company did not care whether you came lying down, or whether you came sitting or standing, only what you would do. Our editorial department is the same, as long as you have real skills, regardless of academic qualifications or tall or short, you will be reused. ”

Chen Quanfu said: "Director Shen is right, no matter what kind of education and figure a person has, as long as he puts his mind in the right place and works hard, he can make achievements." I had a classmate from college, he went to graduate school after I graduated and got a job, this young man was very handsome and had a sweet mouth, and he got a good job in a private company, but he was fired soon after because the boss said that he was too hard when he talked to customers during the day, and the boss said that he was too soft when he cheated with him at night. ”

Chen Fufu sometimes said true or false, and several people didn't believe that he was telling the truth, so they laughed together.

Cui Dalin said to Shen Qiao: "Director Shen may not know that Editor Fei recently used his spare time to draw a comic book, a publishing house has agreed to publish it, and he is preparing to sign a contract with someone." ”

Shen Qiao said in surprise: "How do I know anything about this matter, Fei Aijun has changed a lot in the past two years, he works very hard, and his life style has also changed significantly, you won't leave the editorial department to find another job because of the improvement of your painting skills, right?" ”

Fei Aijun blushed and said: "Thank you for the director's compliment, and please rest assured, some people are job-hopping horses, changing jobs several times a year, I am a donkey, I am comfortable in one place, and I will not move the nest for many years." ”

A table of people was drinking and chatting, a bottle of low-alcohol Wuliangye bottomed out, Chen Quanfu took out the second bottle of wine he had prepared from his handbag, and Shen Qiao pressed his hand to prevent him from opening it again. Chen Quanfu said to Shen Qiao: "It's rare for us to have dinner and drink with your 'old man', and everyone is happy to chat today, and we have to have a good drink." ”

Wu Wei said: "Editor Chen is right, tomorrow is Saturday, if we don't go to work, we will get drunk tonight." (To be continued.) )