A wave of burnout hit Long Xiaotian's mind, and he slapped his head with his hand and staggered to his feet. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The two singers quickly rushed over and held him down, and Long Xiaotian roared angrily and slammed two punches, causing the two of them to fall backwards while holding their chests. Fangzi's face changed, and she instinctively retreated, and Long Xiaotian kicked over the coffee table and chased after her.

Fangzi swung his right fist and slammed into the door of Long Xiaotian. Long Xiaotian grabbed her fist with his left hand and squeezed it.

"Oops." Fangzi screamed in pain, and her face was discolored. Long Xiaotian no longer felt pity for the jade at this time, and stretched out his right hand to her throat. Fangzi stretched out her right hand to parry, leaned back, leaned back, poofed, and fell to the ground.

Long Xiaotian was also brought down, and his whole body was strong and overwhelmed her, and his right hand had already grabbed her neck. Fangzi's right hand slammed into Long Xiaotian's hand, her body struggled desperately, twisted violently, and the kimono spread out, revealing the hot body inside.

Hey, what does this feel like, the fragrance is soft and silky, Long Xiaotian thought to himself, and his hand couldn't help but loosen a little. He still thinks about this at this time, after all, he is young.

Boom, heavy and swift footsteps were heard, and two fat Japanese sumo wrestlers swooped in, one grabbing his hand and the other strangling his neck. Long Xiaotian struggled for a while, and a strong tiredness struck, his head drooped, and he passed out.

Yoshiko quickly got up from the ground, coughed, didn't care about tidying up her kimono, and immediately said, "Hurry up and tie up this donkey!" ”

A singer ran over with a rope the thickness of her thumb, took out his Walter pistol and barge gun and the medallion in his pocket, and quickly tied Long Xiaotian, tied her hands behind her back, and tied them together from her shoulders to her feet, like a rice dumpling.

"No, this donkey is too evil, add two ropes!" Yoshiko commanded. Soon, Long Xiaotian was tied up with three layers of rope and placed on a chair.

Fangzi was relieved at this time, tidied up the kimono, stroked her neck with her hand, and was afraid and surprised for a while, how could this tyrannosaurus be so strong? The medicine taken by others guaranteed that he would be in a coma immediately, but he insisted on it for several minutes, and he could still hurt people.

Fangzi picked up the medal and saw that it was written on the front: Long Xiaotian, the first man in China; On the back is written John Rabe. She smirked.

At this time, Staff Officer Yu Tian strode in, saw Long Xiaotian tied up, looked serious, and said to Fangzi: "Miss Fangzi, he is a talent appreciated by the division commander, be sure to figure it out and don't misunderstand." ”

Fangzi looked at Yu Tian with disdain, and then at a singer. The singer immediately walked out and came back with a basin of water, washed the makeup on Long Xiaotian's face, and tore off her beard. A young and handsome face was presented in front of everyone.

Yu Tian looked at Long Xiaotian in surprise, unable to believe his eyes.

Wow, the singer held a basin of water and threw it at Long Xiaotian.

Long Xiaotian shook his head, slowly opened his eyes, and gradually recovered his consciousness, and saw Fangzi at a glance, and the original weak and warm feelings became murderous. Long Xiaotian was in a very depressed mood, thinking wildly, he was so stupid, he was actually a beautiful man, he was tied up, hey, it doesn't matter, he can break free in a while; Well, don't suffer, I looked at the chest light of this thief woman, and pressed her for a while, oh, that taste is not bad; Phew, Long Xiaotian, you are the number one man in China, how do you think about this kind of X-stream thing.

Long Xiaotian looked at Yu Tian and said with a smile: "Staff Officer Yu Tian, thank you for your hospitality." ”

Yu Tian was very embarrassed, his face was red and white, and his hand touched the holster.

"Don't kill him." Yoshiko said coldly, "If we want to kill him, we won't bother so much, and we will kill him with a machine gun in the first place."

Yu Tian glared at Long Xiaotian fiercely and turned around to leave.

"Wait." Fangzi said, "Yu Tianjun, please think about how to explain this matter to the division commander, I don't want him to be embarrassed by this, he is sad enough." ”

"Yes. Prince Yoshikonai. Please don't underestimate this Tyrannosaurus, he is physically strong and cunning. Yu Tian said and bowed and saluted and left.

"What trickery? He's just a stupid donkey. Fangzi looked at Yu Tian's back and said, swaying the medal again, looking at Long Xiaotian and smiling in fluent Chinese: "Your name is Long Xiaotian, nicknamed Tyrannosaurus, and you are also regarded as the first man in China." It's ridiculous. I think you're a stupid donkey. ”

Long Xiaotian's eyes widened, and his face was distorted, like a fierce god.

Fangzi was startled, plucked up her courage, and continued: "You are just strong and fast, but you are a stupid donkey with demented thinking. If you're not stupid, can you be caught by me? ”

Long Xiaotian was speechless.

Yoshiko turned to a singer with a camera around her neck and said, "Take a picture for us." As he spoke, he grabbed Long Xiaotian's neck with his right hand and put on a cool pose to face the camera.

The singer held the camera, pressed the shutter, clicked, and took pictures of Fangzi and Long Xiaotian. Then, Fangzi raised her legs, pressed her feet on Long Xiaotian's shoulders, and took another photo. Long Xiao Weather is bulging, there is nothing to do at this time, and his body is still weak and weak.

"Stupid donkey. Do you want to know how we found you? Yoshiko said with a smile.

Long Xiaotian wanted to delay time and regain his strength, so he habitually said in Japanese: "I want to know, you can say it." ”

"Shut up. You don't talk to me in this broken Japanese anymore. I speak Chinese more standard than you speak. Yoshiko scolded.

"Okay, I still think Japanese is too rappy, who is rare!" Long Xiaotian spoke in Chinese.

Yoshiko glared at him and said triumphantly in Chinese, "You have exposed many characteristics. First, at the moment when the tyrannosaurus was raging, you, as a Japanese samurai, dared to wander alone in the city of Nanjing. Second, I entered the restaurant to eat, the amount of food was very large, I was fond of meat, and I actually ate three restaurants in a row, and I also ate on the road. Thirdly, we Japanese pay great attention to bowing, and you, you have not bowed to the Japanese once before, even when you see the division commander. I bowed just now, but my purpose is still not pure. Saying this, Fangzi stopped, and Shui Lingling's eyes stared at Long Xiaotian without blinking.

Long Xiaotian suddenly remembered that it was white and tender, and involuntarily glanced at her chest, glanced at her, his face was feverish, and he turned his head.

Yoshiko continued: "Fourth, you speak awkward Japanese, with a bit of a Chinese Nanjing accent. Moreover, the voice is crisp, it is the voice of a young man, not like what a man in his thirties said. Fifth, we investigated that the Takahashi samurai of the Black Dragon Society died in a fire a few days ago, and he was not from Hokkaido. Sixth ......"

"Enough. Stop it. Long Xiaotian interrupted her impatiently, "What do you want?" ”

"Although you are a stupid donkey, but after all, you are a donkey, and you are good at kung fu, I want to ask you to join the Imperial Army Secret Service, how about it?" Yoshiko smiled.

Long Xiaotian's eyes rolled, he smiled evilly, and said, "If you want me to join your group, you can, but there is one condition." ”

"On what terms?" Yoshiko said in surprise.

"You've got to marry me." Long Xiaotian said and laughed proudly.

Fangzi stretched out her jade hand, held up his chin, and said with a smile: "It looks good, come, kiss it." As he spoke, he leaned over to his scarlet lips and Bo to kiss him on the face. Long Xiaotian only felt very silky, and his heart was fascinated.

Yoshiko giggled and said, "My father is Prince Asakanomiya, the uncle of the emperor, and I am a member of the imperial family, so I will not marry you." However, all four of my subordinates are beautiful, you can ask for them all, how about it? ”

"No, I have a crush on you, I have to do it!" Long Xiaotian said with a salivating face, his gaze scanning her towering breasts wantonly.

"Bring me my suitcase, I'm going to give him some color." Yoshiko's face sank and she said to a singer.

After a while, the singer came in with a large suitcase and placed it on the ground. The suitcase is brown and fitted with a combination lock. Fangzi threw Long Xiaotian's medal into the distance, crouched down, flicked her fingers back and forth a few times, and with a click, the suitcase opened, and it was full of things, including miniature pistols, daggers, cameras, radios, a snig rifle, and so on.

Yoshiko took out her dagger, which glowed with cold light in the light. Fangzi clutched the dagger and approached Long Xiaotian, with a charming smile on the corner of her mouth.

"Daughter-in-law Fangzi, do you want to cut the rope for me?" Long Xiaotian stood up and said, "No need, I can untie it myself." ”

Fangzi was stunned for a moment, and then her eyes widened and widened, watching Long Xiaotian agitate his body, and the rope made a sneering sound of breaking.

"Nope." Fangzi screamed, her body jumped, and the dagger stabbed into Long Xiaotian's heart!

The dagger was about to pierce Long Xiaotian's clothes and skin, with a click, the rope broke inch by inch, Long Xiaotian's body twisted, dodged the dagger, grabbed Fangzi's right wrist and pinched it, and the dagger fell to the ground. Fangzi was so painful that tears fell out, and she immediately fell crookedly, holding her right wrist with her left hand, and groaned in pain.

Two sumo wrestlers pounced. Long Xiaotian jumped high, kicked forward with both feet, clicked twice, and the two sumo wrestlers broke their chests, screamed miserably, and fell to the ground. The two singers screamed and pounced, Long Xiaotian was lying flat at this time, his right hand was on the ground, his right leg was swept away, and the two women suddenly fell to it, holding their legs and screaming.

Long Xiaotian looked outside the door, but no one had come yet, so he looked down at Fangzi.

Yoshiko gritted her teeth and stood up, stretched out her two fists, assumed a boxing stance, and said, "I'm going to duel with you!" ”

Long Xiaotian was amused by her, so he simply hugged his arm and said, "Please!" ”

Fangzi took off her kimono and suddenly revealed her three-D costume, her fair-skinned, slender and hot figure made Long Xiaotian almost distracted.

Fangzi stared at Long Xiaotian closely, her limbs swayed, she was eager to try, she stayed for a few seconds, and suddenly reached out to wipe her face and lips, and said, "Before the duel, I have to put on makeup, you just ruined my lipstick." ”

"Please." Long Xiaotian laughed, thinking, I don't know your ghost idea yet, even if you put your finger on the bolt, you can subdue you in such a short time with my speed, Xiaoxiao, and call me a stupid donkey, you are stupid, you don't know my means at all.

Fangzi looked at Long Xiaotian vigilantly, moved to the suitcase, stretched out his hand, did not take a pistol, but picked up a lipstick tube, got up and walked towards Long Xiaotian, put the lipstick tube to his mouth, and said, "You really have manliness!" ”

"That's the No. 1 man in China." Long Xiaotian was ashamed.

Fangzi smiled admiringly, and then twisted the lipstick tube, and a red light suddenly appeared from the mouth of the tube, and a bullet hit Long Xiaotian's chest, and a sharp pain hit, and then there was a feeling of anesthesia.

Long Xiaotian struggled and pounced on Fangzi, Fangzi quickly dodged, and with a trip under his feet, Long Xiaotian fell to the ground with a bang.

"You stupid donkey!" Yoshiko scolded with a smile.

"What do you mean...... Right. I...... Be...... Stupid donkey! Long Xiaotian muttered and fell into a coma.