Long Xiaotian ran desperately, panting, and when he looked back, the colorful tiger was already behind him. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info He was so frightened that he flew up all of a sudden, thinking to himself, this fairy aura is really powerful, and it can still make me fly.

Who knows, the tiger also flew up at once, whistling in front of him, sticking out its scarlet tongue, staring at him viciously, whining and howling. Long Xiaotian shouted, I'm not afraid of you. The tiger pounced with its bloody mouth wide open. Long Xiaotian hurriedly took out a pointed golden hoop stick and stabbed at the tiger.

The tiger suddenly turned into a big beauty, some like Fangzi, some like Hu Wenrou. Long Xiaotian immediately froze. The beauty smiled lightly, her eyes shot infinite tenderness and sweetness, she pouted and leaned forward, her white lotus-like arms wrapped around his neck, and Long Xiaotian was drunk.

Suddenly, the beautiful woman turned into a beautiful snake, her head was a beautiful woman's face, all her limbs became snake bodies, and her tail was tightly wrapped around his neck, and she tightened it in a circle. Long Xiaotian couldn't breathe, and suddenly raised the pointed golden hoop stick and poked it at the snake's tail.

Long Xiaotian slowly opened his eyes and saw Fangzi sticking to his body, wearing a three-D style, her hair was spread out, one arm was around her neck, and she was looking ahead, and there was a singer opposite her with a camera taking pictures. Only then did he realize that he had just had a nightmare. When he looked at himself again, he was tied to the pillar of the room, with only trousers left on his body, bandages wrapped around his chest, and a black iron cable the thickness of his thumb tied to his hands and feet attached to the pillar, and his hands in front of him, he was angry and embarrassed.

The singer found that Long Xiaotian had woken up and winked at Fangzi. Fangzi tilted her head, just opposite Long Xiaotian's eyes.

"Oh, husband, why did you wake up so early?" Fangzi said in Chinese with surprise and joy, and her voice was delicate.

Long Xiaotian was stunned, goosebumps all over his body, if he started to hear her delicate voice, he would be numb, now he knows that she is a woman with a heart like a poisonous snake, and her coquettish voice is numb, and how can she become a husband?

"Hey. It's all my fault, I shot you, and there was medicine on it to make you lose your memory. However, I have already given you an antidote, dug out the warhead, and bandaged it. Please recall, what did you just say? Fangzi said mischievously, her jade hand caressed his skin, like black hair caressing Long Xiaotian's face, making Long Xiaotian very uncomfortable.

"I just said that I was a stupid donkey." As soon as Long Xiaotian spoke, he quickly shut up, regretting it so much, if his hand could move, he really wanted to pump his mouth.

Yoshiko giggled and said, "You said you were a stupid donkey. And it's a particularly stupid big donkey. This is already provocative.

"Your stupid she-donkey!" Long Xiaotian responded angrily.

"My husband is right. You're a stupid male donkey, I'm a stupid female donkey, just a pair! Cluck. Yoshiko covered her mouth and laughed, a blush on her cheeks.

Long Xiaotian found that he couldn't take advantage of her, so he didn't pay attention to her anymore, and felt his body carefully, the wound was not very painful, and the soreness of his body disappeared, hey, how to escape, this iron rope is much stronger than a rope.

"Husband, you proposed to me just now, but I didn't agree at the time, I was just teasing you. You think, you're such a good person, what girl wouldn't be happy? I'm twenty years old, and you're seventeen or eighteen. In Chinese words, female juniors, hug gold bricks. Right? Fangzi hugged Long Xiaotian's shoulder, shook his body, and said coquettishly.

"I'm only fifteen years old, and I'm a dog. Who wants you to be that old? Long Xiaotian said with a huff.

"Ah, fifteen years old, that's great, so young, my favorite!" Fangzi made a fuss and made a look at the singer, then held up Long Xiaotian's chin, looked at it carefully, and said, "Although he is short, he is still handsome, come, little man, big boy, let me kiss it!" "Bo, kissing all over his face.

The singer next to her moved her footsteps, chose the angle, and clicked and patted non-stop.

Long Xiaotian had mixed feelings at this time, both excited, shy and annoyed, opened his mouth to bite her shoulder, wanting to bite a piece of meat, but he felt a smooth and fragrant smell, so he couldn't get out of his mouth.

"Oh, husband, you're going to kiss me, please, be gentle?" Fang Zijiao said.

Long Xiaotian hurriedly relaxed, thinking to himself that he was the number one man in China, and he must not kiss a Japanese woman, this is a serious problem related to national character.

Fangzi glanced at the tooth marks on her shoulder, looked at the red lip prints on Long Xiaotian's face, and said proudly: "Long Xiaotian, you are already my person, submit to our Great Japanese Empire." With your superhuman kung fu and status as the prince's son-in-law, you can rise through the ranks of the military and politics, and being a general is a piece of cake. ”

"I am the first man in China, how can I take refuge in your small country?" Long Xiaotian said righteously.

Giggled, Yoshiko smiled, "Don't you know? After the Yuan Dynasty, the Chinese blood and culture were all mixed, and you thought you were a Han person, but in fact, you may have the blood of the Mongol Genghis Khan. We, the Japanese Yamato nation, inherit the culture of the Tang Dynasty and are the real Chinese. ”

Long Xiaotian was stunned, hearing this statement for the first time.

Fangzi thought that he was moved, so he had affection in his eyes, smiled on his mouth, stretched out his arms, flicked his hair back, stood up proudly, and said, "Am I beautiful?" ”

This series of actions really attracted Long Xiaotian. Fangzi is really a beautiful embryo, and with years of agent training, her figure is particularly good. Long Xiaotian thought about it, how could I like Japanese beauties, this is a serious thing to lose national dignity.

Long Xiaotian stabilized his mind and said, "You are a beauty...... Snake! ”

Fangzi was overjoyed when she heard the previous sentence, and she was furious when she heard the back. She turned and ordered the singer: "Go out and lock the door." Then let the agents of Major General Harada stay away from the corridor. They were stupid pigs, they had been fighting here just now, and they only rushed in after five minutes. ”

The singer promised to go out and do so.

Fangzi held up Long Xiaotian's chin and said, "More than a dozen bullet holes above you haven't killed you, don't think I have no means to subdue you." Let me ask you one last time, are you going to be my husband? ”

"Delusional!" Long Xiaotian said, thinking to himself, what kind of torture can you have, you can't kill me with a gun, I'm afraid of you?!

"The strongest trick is here!" Fangzi said with a strange smile, hugged Long Xiaotian, clinged to him, kissed, caressed, rubbed and twisted.

In this way, Long Xiaotian was unlucky, his body was excited but his thoughts were forcibly suppressed, his face was flushed, he was panting, he was as uncomfortable as he wanted, and it was more uncomfortable than killing hundreds of devils.

"Do you want to be my husband?" Yoshiko asked as she touched it.

"Just don't be your husband!" Long Xiaotian replied sternly.

"Are you still capable?"

"I'll do it!"

"If you don't agree, I'll use the trick of the trick!"

"Hehe, let the horse come, China's first man is not afraid of anything?"

"Giggles, I'm going to force you!"

"Hehe, don't think I'm a three-year-old, this kind of thing can only be male-to-female!"

"You don't believe me?"

"I don't believe it."

"You really don't believe it?"

"I don't believe it!"

"Wow, you're a donkey! Do you still say you don't want to? ”

"Phew, shameless! I just don't want to! ”

(Ninety-seven words and eleven punctuation marks are omitted here, don't complain about the author.) ）

When things developed to a critical moment, the big boy Long Xiao was really anxious, and he shouted in a hurry: "Stop!" I throw in the towel. Allow me to think about it. ”

"Consider what?" Yoshiko gasped for breath, still unrelenting.

"Consider being your husband."

"If you know now, why bother in the first place. Big stupid donkey! Yoshiko chuckled and let go of him.

"I want water!" Long Xiaotian said.

"Okay. Husband. Please wait a moment. Yoshiko said and turned and walked away.

Long Xiaotian looked at the beautiful back with sweat, and cursed in his heart, what a beautiful snake, ah, I am the only man in the world who resisted it, hey, beautiful snake, beautiful snake, I just dreamed of a beautiful snake, and used a pointed golden hoop stick to kill her, ah, damn it, how did you forget the treasure of the great sage.

Long Xiaotian thought about it in a series of ways, thinking of the pointed golden hoop stick, he became happy, shook his shoulders, squatted down, turned his hands up, and the iron chain grinded his flesh and skin painfully.

Fangzi turned her head when she heard the sound, and scolded with a smile: "Big stupid donkey, you toss." Even if you are Sun Dasheng, you can't run out of the palm of my Buddha! "Twist and twist your ass to pour water.

Long Xiaotian finally reached his left ear with his hand, put his fingers in, took out a pointed golden hoop stick like an embroidery needle, pinched it tightly, and cut the iron rope on his wrist vigorously, click, click, like a kitchen knife cutting a cucumber.

Yoshiko was triumphant at this time, humming the song "Sakura" in her mouth, and imagined in her mind the situation where the entire Japanese army would be shaken after subduing Long Xiaotian. She first wiped the sweat from her body with a towel, and then picked up a small mirror to check her face, which was covered with fine beads of sweat and the red tide had not subsided. Suddenly, Fangzi's eyes froze, and she saw in the mirror that Long Xiaotian was cutting iron cables with a gadget in his hand, and there was a gentle clicking sound in her eardrums.

"Bastard!" Fangzi scolded, picked up the pistol on the table like crazy, quickly pushed the bullet to load, opened the safety and pulled the trigger, quickly aimed at Long Xiaotian's head, and shouted: "Don't move, or I'll kill you!" ”