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The situation is more embarrassing, well, more embarrassing.

In terms of the situation, Priest Philip is a prisoner of Count Tang, and he must not speak first in this case, but you have to let Count Tang speak first, he only led someone to cut down the whole family of this priest two days ago, doing such a big bad thing, and now Count Tang, who is still relatively thin-skinned, is embarrassed to speak.

Besides, this is really a little wrong, obviously Count Xiao Tang has already burned and robbed and killed the whole family of the priest, why is this priest's good impression of Count Xiao Tang still positive? Isn't that incredible? Could it be that this priest is still a shaking? And what the hell is that cynicism! Piety decreases, rebellion increases, I can't understand this! Decrease is how much to decrease, increase is how much to increase, you can also give a clear word!

Count Tang Xiao fell into a state of confusion, and scolded in his heart that this 'Little Overlord Early Education Machine' was really unreliable, and - and the previous incident of the Alcoba Knight also reminded him, not that the favorability is high or everything is OK, if he is planning a certain conspiracy with the purpose of being good to you, then the early education machine will not be able to show it! Besides, the favorability can't be brushed casually, otherwise we can think about the ending of Brother Cheng, why Brother Cheng was divided, isn't it that the favorability of each girl is too high!

However, it is one thing to complain, and it is another thing to talk about business, no matter how Count Xiao Tang complains in his heart, he still has to talk about what should be discussed, especially about some 'human excrement', which has to be discussed.

"Oh, how can you two be so irritable with the honorable priest, how bad it is to break the priest, quick, help the priest up."

After thinking about it for a while, Count Xiao Tang decided to start like this, in the past, Corporal Cao Cao Lixian, tied Zhang Xiu to the front of him so that people would descend, Count Xiao Tang thought that he did not have Cao Cao's eight kings, but Taizu also said that it is necessary to unite all the forces that can be united!

Priest Philip shook his head, and he didn't hang it.

Okay! I'm embarrassed that you're playing your cards so unconventionally. The corners of Count Don's mouth twitched, and he quickly stopped the two knights' attempts to teach Priest Philip a lesson. It doesn't matter, plan A doesn't work, we still have plan B, carrots don't eat, and the black and thick stick is as much as you want.

"Do you want to die quickly? Or do you want to die slowly? ”

Instant death? Slow death?

"What about a quick death? What about a slow death? This time, Priest Philip finally spoke.

"Quick death, you can die now, hanging, suffocation, sword, sword, poison and death, all quick death, death very quickly and without pain; But slow death, you can die of a painful illness, you can die of a lonely old age, you can die in your sleep, it's long, bit by bit -- but you can live many more years. ”

"What about a quick death with me, and with a slow death?" Priest Philip spoke very slowly, as if he were singing an aria: "If the Lord thinks that I should die, then I will die, and if the Lord thinks that I should remain on earth, then even if I die, I will still be able to rise again in three days, just like the Son." ”

"But the Holy Son ......" Count Don smiled and uttered the blasphemous words: "The Holy Son was resurrected only once, and then he still died!" ”

"You're ......!"

Priest Philip was stunned and dumbfounded! He really didn't expect that someone in this world could say such blasphemous words! Even if he now thinks that he has fallen, he would not dare to be so disrespectful to the Holy Son! This man, this man, is he the devil who crawled out of hell?!!!

Not only the priest Philip, but even the two knights standing behind them felt a little uneasy, although they were not religious, they even dared to rob God's dwelling, but they were also Catholic knights, and they swore to the statue of Jesus! As the so-called three feet above the head has a god, they usually dare not say such blasphemous words.

"Don't panic." Count Tang waved to the knights, signaled them to calm down, and said to himself: "If there really is a God in this world, then why didn't he have a thunderbolt to kill me when I said this?" ”

"That's because the Lord is merciful!" Priest Philip snorted coldly and said, "The Lord does not sin for his words, the Lord is forgiving, the Lord will only look at the good and evil in this world, and then reckon at the end judgment." ”

"Haha! Kuanren! Count Xiao Tang sneered, stretched his hands forward, his body left his seat, his mouth opened widely, revealing a large, extremely sarcastic expression: "The Lord is forgiving? Why, then, did Jesus flood the world and kill all the people on earth? Is the Lord merciful? Why, then, did the Lord cause the Egyptians to die a firstborn son in every house of the Egyptians simply because of the disrespect of the Egyptians, and to send ten plagues to Egypt until the Egyptians were willing to believe in Him? ”

"That's because they're guilty!" Priest Philip said: "The punishment of the guilty man will be forgiveness of his sins, so that his soul and spirit will not suffer at the Last Judgment." ”

"Doomsday Judgment! Ha, Doomsday Judgment! Little Count Tang laughed, laughed wildly, and almost died of laughter.

"What's so funny!" Priest Philip said angrily: "On the day of the Last Judgment, the first person to be judged is a sinner like you!" ”

"What about you? My dear clergyman? Little Count Tang laughed, and even tears came out of his laughter: "What about you? My priest, as a fallen one, a man who has turned away from the Lord, will you not be judged? ”

"You...... You! Priest Philip's pupils narrowed to a point in an instant, and his expression became panicked, and he could no longer maintain his previous anger: "You, how do you know? ”

How would I know? I have a golden finger.

Count Xiao Tang smiled silently, but Little Count Tang didn't know that this was really a big secret! Although Philip was greedy for money, he was originally an ascetic, he was familiar with the Bible, and he grew up in a real monastic, and his vision was always very high, and he really didn't look down on those ordinary things, plus he used to be the most devout believer, and those scriptures and chapters were all memorized backwards, and there was no problem at all in coaxing those peasants and deceiving those ascetics in this rural place, and even now ordinary people still think that he is a true believer in God!

"Who is he? Is he the devil?! Priest Philip was so flustered that his head began to pound: "That's right, he must be the real devil!" A demon king who climbed up from hell! Only the devil dares to insult the Son unscrupulously, and only the devil can see into people's hearts! ”

After confirming that Count Don Jr. was the devil, Philip was relieved, the mysterious made people yearn, and the unknown made people afraid, but since he was in front of a devil, a real devil, what else did he have to be afraid of? If the devil comes to him, then he proves that he must be worthy; The devil did not kill me directly but talked to me, which proves that the devil must have asked for me; In that case, what am I afraid of?

After adjusting his mentality, Priest Philip suddenly relaxed, and if he was now acting in front of a truly holy angel, he would be afraid! But since he is a devil, no matter what story he is in, the devil is only playing with people's souls, and has never done any massacre!

"So...... This 'sir'. Priest Philip said word by word, especially the accent on 'sir': "Tell me what you have to do with me." ”

Little Count Tang was dumbfounded, wow, big brother, your face has become too fast and harmonious to keep up, what do you want me to say next?

"Well, I, ah no, Earl Ben is now recruiting a knowledgeable priest as a staff, Earl Ben here has a very high salary and good benefits, five guarantees and one gold, marriage leave, pregnancy leave, aunt leave, you deserve it!"

Holy, what the hell am I talking about?!

But Priest Philip didn't care at all, all those five guarantees and one gold, eight stars and eight arrows were all regarded by him as devil's words, and if he didn't understand it, he didn't understand it, but he understood the next sentence 'You deserve it', which was a condition given to him by the devil.

"Do you want to sign a contract with me?" Priest Philip was very serious, and said word by word: "Do you want my soul?" So congratulations, we're done, I'm your man. ”