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Count Don Jr. was stunned.

What do you mean you're my person? Wait a minute, do you want to add, 'Even if I get your people, I can't get your heart'?

But the Count of Don did not know that Philip was indeed a sincere believer—at least half of whom he was, for a man like him, who at first believed in God and then turned his back on God, was a thousand times more hateful than any heretic heresy!

The second commandment is not to make an image of thyself, nor to make any image of heaven or earth, or of any thing that is under the earth or in the waters. Thou shalt not bow down to those images, nor serve them: for I, the Lord thy God, am a jealous God. and I will pay homage to him who hates me, from father to son, unto three or four generations. The Ten Commandments

See? The big man of the people has spoken like this, and mortals still know that the misfortune is not for their children, but this big man of the Lord will hold his father and son accountable until three or four generations.

How does this make Philip Priest live? Although he thought that it did not matter anymore, and that he had not yet married, his family had been passed down from generation to generation, and if the calamity had continued to his descendants, no more, it would have been 'the death of one firstborn son in every Egyptian family', and his family would be extinct!

But now, there is an opportunity, there is a devil, a living devil who has crawled out of hell is standing before him, and if this devil can protect his children from harm, then Priest Philip feels that even if he gives his soul to the devil, it is not a problem; Anyway, a depraved person like him was meant to go to hell.

But Count Don Jr. didn't know that he was originally a modern man living in the 21st century, and modern Christianity didn't know that it had gone through several castrated versions, from the beginning of the Catholic Orthodox religious controversy, to the later Anglican and Protestant rebellions, some overly over-the-top or outdated doctrines were either deleted or no longer mentioned.

So Count Don Jr. is very happy, well, at least on the surface, he is more happy to accept Philip's refuge, as for Philip's loyalty, Count Don feels that he only needs to be optimistic about the sensibility, although this favorability is still a big problem, but so far he hasn't been pitted, hasn't he.

"Well, well, everyone welcomes Priest Philip to abandon the darkness and turn to the light, and have a better tomorrow, come, everyone applauds!"

"Papapa~"

Only Count Don was clapping his hands alone.

Well, you guys don't give me any face.

Count Tang put down his hand in a gloomy manner, touched his nose in embarrassment, and then finally straightened his face. What is the purpose of so bothering to win over this priest, isn't it just for this moment!

"Priest Philip, the party and the state...... No, it's that I have a daunting task for you right now. ”

"Say it, I'll do it!" Seeing that the devils had straightened their faces, Priest Philip immediately straightened his posture and said solemnly. At the same time, he was still thinking in his heart: "This must be the first test that the devil has given me, and in order to be worthy of my ancestors, no matter what, whether the devil instigates me to kill or set fires, or to lead people to fall, I will complete it." ”

“…… Actually, you don't have to be so serious, really. "Priest Philip's serious attitude frightened Count Don, how can there be such a person in this world, who defected to his enemy without saying a word, and worked so hard to help the enemy, is this the legendary 'Stockholm syndrome'?

"I just want to keep this castle - if it were the whole county even better. Everyone here, knights, servants, slaves, and, of course, you and me, can do it without defecating in the open, wash your hands after urinating, before and after eating, and it would be nice if you could bathe once every three to five days. ”

"......" Priest Philip blinked.

"Hmm...... Behold, God says, "Whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is righteous, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is honorable, whatever is virtuous, whatever is praise, all these things you should think of." Earl Don racked his brains and finally dug out a shallow memory from a corner: "And God said: He who pursues righteousness and mercy will find life, righteousness, and honor." You see, this washing of hands and bathing is for purity, and God has said that only the pure can find life, righteousness, and honor!"

"......," Priest Philip blinked purity again.

Why don't you understand all that?! You're still not a priest! Count Don Jr. was furious.

But, but, it's because people are clergy in their job that they don't understand! You see, until the beginning of the 19th century, bathers were considered 'sick', and the doctor openly said: "I beg you not to go to the steam rooms and bathhouses, you will die!" ”

It's a ridiculous joke!

The early church had a directive: "For those who are good, especially young people, they should be basically not allowed to bathe." "In the fourth century, a Christian woman on a pilgrimage to Jerusalem boasted that she had not washed her face for 18 years and therefore felt that she was the most 'pure'.

However, she is certainly not the purest, for our great Lord St. Abraham persevered for fifty years without washing his face or feet, and finally succeeded in canonizing! And the legendary first beauty of France, 'Saint Agnès', insisted on not bathing for the rest of her life, I really don't know how Charles VII slept with this first beauty...... Oh yes, Charles VII doesn't bathe anyway, they can't smell it.

So if anyone travels back in time to the Middle Ages, don't sleep with any saint of the Church! Don't even engage in any saint play! I swear their scent will stun a dinosaur up close!

So after the Renaissance, the history of human civilization has made great strides, and the sanitary conditions will be better when artists appear in groups?

I can only hehe!

Even in the 17th century, King Louis XIV of France, the greatest 'sun king' in French history, only took a bath once in 64 years from 1647 to 1711 under the guidance of a doctor!

That's right! Took a bath in 64 years!

At this moment, a song involuntarily sounded in my ears: "Ah~~~ Wait for a thousand years~~~Wait for a while~~~"

…… Well, without further ado, after a while, Priest Philip thought he had figured it out, understood the devil's deep meaning, and couldn't help clapping his hands and exclaiming: "High, high, high! ”

Now it was Count Don's turn to wink.

High, how high?

It's a few floors high~

"Bah, baba

"I didn't expect you to have such a deep meaning, and you actually hit the credibility of the church by distorting the Lord's holy word."

Excuse me, what are you talking about? Can you repeat that?

Little Count Tang was confused.

"You don't have to test me anymore! I get it completely! You are creating a gap in the Church from within, causing a dispute in the Church, and finally splitting the Church by distorting God's words - and all this is reasonable, justified, and in accordance with God's teachings, and you have not bothered to seduce any mortal soul, or even send a single soldier, and you can do it just by hiding behind the scenes. ”

At the end of the day, Priest Philip was about to dance, and the two knights behind him also had a look of sudden realization, 'I am so high......

Little Count Tang is about to collapse, please, what are you talking about, why can't I understand a word? I just don't want to see Xiang all over the ground anymore!!