Chapter 5, tongue battle group
"Don't... Don't get me wrong, I'm not targeting you, I'm saying everyone here is."
Raising his chin slightly, squinting his eyes, knocking on Erlang's leg and sitting on the chair, Meng Qiu played with the waist knife in his hand with contempt on his face. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
In front of Meng Qiu, a full eight staff members of the Yan Wangfu dressed as scribes stared at him one by one, blowing their beards and glaring, gritting their teeth and staring at him with anger on their faces, as if they wanted to rush up and tear Meng Qiu apart.
Just now, these eight staff members received a summons from King Yan, thinking that the prince had something important to inquire about, and they rushed here with a shelf, and they were scolded by Meng Qiu:
"This can only be written by you pedantic, brain-dead, and selfish who can only talk on paper, usually talk about your heart, and report the king when you die!"
"What are you? Can you have a reputation? A staff member in his forties, dressed in a gray robe, with a goatee and triangular eyes, asked in a cold voice.
is worthy of being a professional infighting reader, this staff member dug four pits in one sentence:
These staff members came just now after receiving an order from His Royal Highness King Yan, but as soon as they came in and didn't see King Yan, they were scolded by Meng Qiu. If Meng Qiu didn't have a status, then why was he here? If you don't see King Yan, it's that this guy wants to coerce King Yan to rebel - anyway, these scholars are good at doing this, and some of them are convicted.
Even if Meng Qiu is the position of Yan Wangfu, does he have jurisdiction over the staff? No, it is to cross the line, it is the following crime, and the staff has a way to make Meng Qiu ruined and driven out of King Yan's mansion by King Yan.
Is there any fame? In these years, in the eyes of scholars: don't look at your emperor as the boss, if there is no scholar us, you will be blind. Therefore, only scholars are qualified to talk about governing the world and talking about usurping the throne, if you don't talk about these things, you deserve to be sprayed to death by readers!
If you don't answer the question, then you are weak-hearted, and you insult the staff of Yan Wangfu, then you are a bold fanatic, lawless, and humble, and you will be able to kill you in a minute.
"It is worthy of being a scholar, in terms of infighting and playing with the heart, it is no worse than the scholar doctor of the Ming Dynasty" sighed slightly in his heart, Meng Qiu knew that he should do it.
"Click!" There was a sound of steel knives clattering against bones, and the gray-robed staff had disbelief on their faces, and their bodies fell to the ground with disbelief: a huge wound from his left shoulder to his right waist lay across his body, and his internal organs and blood gushed out, and he struggled a few times before he lost his life.
The sudden killing completely frightened the other seven staff, and they raised their heads in panic one by one, looking at Meng Qiu with a frightened face.
They were greeted by Meng Qiu's cold gaze full of murderous desires, "You can shout for help, or rebuke me with righteousness, or rush up and fight with me bravely, and avenge the blood and hatred of my colleagues", Meng Qiu, who had a trace of laziness on his face, said.
When the seven staff members who were frightened stupid heard this, it was as if they heard the whispers of the evil ghosts of the Nine Shadows Yellow Springs, and they were all trembling with fright, standing there motionless, not daring to say a word.
Fools know that as long as they do that, Meng Qiu will definitely burst out and kill people, and maybe someone will be able to run away at that time. But someone must be killed by Meng Qiu, and everyone wants to be the one who runs away, not the one who is killed!
"Jiji, since no one is leaving, then sit down!" With a strange laugh, Meng Qiu pointed to the chair in front of him and said, the seven staff members sat obediently on the chair, sitting precariously and motionless, looking at Meng Qiu with their necks stretched out like quails, waiting for the other party's "trial".
Readers, most readers, have one thing in common:
When you have nothing to do, you can especially pretend to be 13, one by one impassioned, thinking that you can read a few books, and those who learn are also, then you can get on the horse and talk and laugh between the strong captives and ashes, chase the dead and chase the north, conquer all the battles and win, get off the horse to govern the country and level the world for a hundred generations, in short, don't want to Niu 13.
Something really happened, and most of the readers were blind: this thing is not written in the books, what do you want me to do? Isn't it hard for a strong man to make me do it?! Anyway, I'm a scholar, I shouldn't do this kind of thing, it's a big deal to lose the country, my scholar committed suicide and martyrdom, as for the best to die, it depends on whether the water is cold or not, it's too cold......
usually talks about his heart and mind, and reports to the king when he dies, thinking that he is the cornerstone of the country, and his country will be finished without his own country. Therefore, if you should be corrupted, then take some points, and if you should rob the people's property and land, then you should set up a name to rob it, anyway, labor and management are scholars, and without labor and capital the country does not exist, the common people will definitely all die -- give your land, property, and wives to us scholars, so that you can live a good life.
"A group of pretending to be 13 guys, they are very inward-looking, and in their bones they are a group of soft bones who bully the soft and are afraid of the hard. Xiao Ye wants to see if Xiao Ye's knife is hard, or your mouth is hard" With a cold smile, Meng Qiu took out a porcelain bottle from his arms and poured out seven pills.
There was no need for Meng Qiu to speak, the seven staff members drooped their heads, honestly lined up and walked up, took medicine and took medicine in front of Meng Qiu, turned around and went back to do a good job. The whole process is more honest than his grandson and more well-behaved than Sister Yao.
"This is a strange poison that I spent five years collecting from Yingzhou and Tibet, collecting more than 300 kinds of poisons. Within a month, without the antidote I have configured, the poison in your body will first begin to rot between your legs, and slowly spread to your whole body, and the whole body will itch and suffer from severe pain, and it will take 7749 days to die of poison. Meng Qiu didn't say much, he patted the seven staff members one by one with the back of the knife with his waist knife, and left with the knife......
evening
Yan Wang, who was wearing regular home clothes, sat at the desk, frowning and looking at Meng Qiu, who was happy and hanging, and didn't know what to say.
Reprimand him? This kid does have the ability, and he easily subdued all the staff members by killing one of them directly in the morning, using the simplest and most effective method.
Although the method is inappropriate, in the opinion of King Yan, this is the best way, this group of scholars knows best: he is the best at reversing black and white, pointing to the deer as a horse, unscrupulous means to achieve the goal, and what comes out of his mouth is not words, it is a knife to kill! It doesn't matter if you are a loyal minister or a good general, or the king of a country, there is always a way to put on a few big hats for you who are corrupt and pervert the law, compete for profits with the people, and absurdly mislead the country.
This kind of thing King Yan has encountered several times, in the early dynasties, these so-called pillars of the country, one by one for the country and the people, one by one loyal to the monarch and patriotic, forced their father and the current emperor to agree to their request.
At that moment, King Yan, who was born in the army, felt a deep rage and fear, "The royal family is the master of the world, they keep saying that they are loyal to the monarch and patriotic, why do they want to persecute the emperor so much?" Shame on the emperor? Can't they take a different approach? And there is nothing wrong with the laws promulgated by my father? Do they have another purpose? This series of questions was like a thorn deep in King Yan's heart.
In King Yan's view, the world is royal, not a scholar, and the so-called "Son of Heaven and scholars rule the world together" is a joke at all. "But now these scholars are becoming more and more presumptuous, and they dare to openly disobey the heavenly family to achieve their own goals! Such people are not needed! Half-hearted! Therefore, although King Yan used scholars as his staff, he did not trust scholars at all from his heart.
Today, Meng Qiu suddenly used a spicy hand, and even killed and scolded the palace staff, which directly made the palace staff frightened, and subdued all the staff members without much effort. even called these staff members a group of things that were not even as good as, and instead of being angry at Meng Qiu's behavior of killing people without permission, King Yan felt a burst of happiness in his heart.
"It's just a slave of the Heavenly Family, and he actually wants to control every word and deed of the Heavenly Family, and if he kills it, he will kill it, and just change it to a group of obedient people. To show the bodhisattva's heart by thunderbolt, to make them afraid and cold from the bottom of their hearts, to be obedient dogs, and to slowly find a way to convince them in the future, this son has done a wonderful job. In the future, he will ascend the throne and become the emperor, and the lone king needs him to deal with the moths of those countries in the court! "If it was just curiosity to acquiesce in allowing Meng Qiu to bring a knife into the house at the beginning, now King Yan is full of praise for what Meng Qiu has done.
"And these pages written by this kid are much more useful than those nerds wrote, just take them and execute them. It's not like a nerd to write, it also accounts for seven or eight pages, nonsense, and it's only a few useful sentences" Looking down at the paper in front of him, King Yan already had a plan in his heart.
took out a gold medal from his arms, and King Yan didn't care about Meng Qiu's laziness and disallowing etiquette, and directly threw the gold medal towards Meng Qiu. "From today on, you are the king's number one staff, and if he can ascend the throne and become emperor, he will worship you as the prime minister. With this token, you will be able to mobilize all the people and property of the entire palace, including the command of the king! ”。
Standing up quickly and catching the gold medal, Meng Qiu glanced at King Yan deeply, and after making sure that the other party was not joking, he nodded with a solemn touch on his face.
"I deserve to die for His Highness!".
Showing a satisfied smile at Meng Qiu's respectful and dignified attitude, King Yan felt that the burden in his heart was relaxed, there was such a bastard, and his certainty of ascending the throne and becoming the emperor had increased I'm afraid that it was more than thirty percent.
Immediately, King Yan suddenly remembered something, and couldn't help but hold his forehead. "I almost forgot about that, this kid is really talented, but it's not a fuel-efficient lamp."
"Meng Qiu, did you leave the palace yesterday?" King Yan asked cautiously, still holding some hope in his heart (it's good if it's not this kid).
"Huh?! That's right, I was bored in the house yesterday, so I went out for a walk. What's wrong, Your Highness? Meng Qiu said with a questioning face, and King Yan's face instantly turned black like the bottom of a pot.
"Did you meet a boy on the street? And followed that son to beat, put, and beat the only son of the military department Shangshu to a serious injury? King Yan continued to ask, his tone full of headache and helplessness.
Unexpectedly, Meng Qiu jumped up directly from the chair when he heard this, and said with his hands dancing, "Your Highness, don't listen to some people's words!" That's not a son at all, it's a beautiful girl with so big breasts, and she jumps in a fight! And the son of the military department Shangshu was beaten by that girl, but I didn't beat it! Your Highness is discerning! ”。
Finished! This kid is really a troublemaker! It's good that it didn't cause a big disaster, but it's almost like a big disaster. King Yan has a headache, and it seems that his future days will become more and more lively.