I really just made the mistake that a professional advertising person would make: I was too curious and wanted to investigate, but I didn't expect to find out a wife! I was wronged!

Yan Wangfu kitchen

A table of eight immortals, two long benches, a steaming hot pot, a few plates of mutton, cabbage, and enoki mushrooms (all of which I love to eat), Meng Qiu and Wu You were grinning and busy eating and drinking. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"I said Uncle Wu, the kid is sincere this time! Authentic old Beijing mutton hot pot, fresh sesame paste, freshly fried chili oil, this taste is authentic enough! You see that you have eaten almost, isn't it a breeze with me, boy? Gobbling up the meat chop in the bowl and pulling it into his mouth, Meng Qiu said to Wu You with a flattering face.

Wu You was sweating at this time, and was busy scooping the enoki mushrooms in the pot into a bowl to dip the sauce, when he heard this, he smiled coldly, and under Meng Qiu's expectant gaze, he deliberately dipped the dipping sauce slowly, and slowly ate the enoki mushrooms into his mouth one by one.

Meng Qiu is depressed, this old guy obviously wants to toss himself, where did he offend him? The old guy ambushed the knife and axe man and prepared to cut the master, but the master didn't care about you, what else do you care?

At this time, Meng Qiu squinted his eyes, bent down slightly, and the corners of his mouth were slightly upturned to reveal a flattering appearance, if he hadn't squatted on the bench and held a bowl in his hand, he would be a little eunuch who served people.

After waiting for most of the day, until he finished eating the enoki mushrooms in the bowl and signaled Meng Qiu to continue to serve the dishes in the pot, Wu You slowly picked up the tea bowl and took a sip of fragrant tea and said:

"Boy, don't inquire about this, the prince let you squat in the kitchen of the palace, naturally he has a reason. Your poke is not small, if you are not allowed to hide in the kitchen now, I'm afraid you will have to move your head when you go out! ”

Hearing this, Meng Qiu was stunned for a moment, and then his brows furrowed, and the whole person squatted on the stool, as if he was wandering out of the world, and only came back to his senses after half a ring.

"Hey Uncle Wu, the kid understands. The Nangong Batian that the kid met on the street that day, I'm afraid it's not simple, right? Dare to cripple the only son of the military department Shangshu on the street, this is not an ordinary person! After saying his words with a smile, Meng Qiu was about to continue eating and drinking, when Wu You directly hit him with chopsticks.

"Count you brilliant, guess what this guy is all about? Or think about how to solve this matter, the old man eats people and has a short mouth, and it doesn't hurt you to ask if there is any problem. With a slight smile, Wu You said, his heart full of anticipation.

Hearing this, Meng Qiu didn't say much, he held a piece of fat mutton with chopsticks, chewed it slowly, and said after half a salary:

"This girl disguised herself as a man, and with a group of family members who looked like they were from the army, she casually shot and hurt people on Hanquan Street. It was the only son of Shangshu Fangsheng of the Ministry of War who beat him directly, and he directly crippled everyone. After that, not only did he not run, but he also asked the family to directly push Fang Sheng's only son to report to the official. Such a person is not the top noble, then he is a royal child! ”

Meng Qiu said unhurriedly, but Wu You's face began to change, from the beginning of the light and breezy, slowly became more and more weird, looking at Meng Qiu's eyes did not look at people at all, but like looking at a goblin.

Meng Qiu didn't care about Wu You's face at all, and continued to say to himself:

"The royal children are all recorded by the Zongren Mansion as soon as they are born, and they have to enter the palace to participate in the royal court meetings and banquets during the New Year's holidays. Not to mention the annual New Year's court, as long as the royal children are in the capital, those who can walk must participate, and thank the emperor with hundreds of civil and military officials. There is no reason why such a person Fang Sheng's only son does not know, and it is impossible for the children of the royal family to have a guard from the birth of the army, and if it is passed out, it will lose his head. ”

"There are guards from the ranks of the soldiers, which shows two points: one of them is that the top of the nobles is favored by the emperor, and the heavenly family fully trusts this noble in his heart that he will not rebel! The second family should be responsible for guarding a troubled place in the world, guarding the frontier for the martial arts family, and guarding the territory for the Han Dynasty. ”

When Meng Qiu said this, the momentum of the whole person had changed drastically, if he was a groveling and submissive little eunuch just now, then now he is like a murderous unsheathed sword.

"Is this kid the queen of the prince? Why do you feel extravagant and majestic for a while, and feel like a eunuch for a while? Am I crazy or is he crazy? "Wu You is dizzy, and Meng Qiu's temperament is constantly changing, so that he can't see through countless people.

"The boy lived on the streets of Hanquan at the beginning, and used to make a living as a small servant in the famous Anzhi Tinglan in the capital. I have heard the dignitaries and nobles there say: The northern and southern Xinjiang of the Han Dynasty are the most headaches, the northern Xinjiang is the barbarian tribes, and the southern Xinjiang is the 36 caves and 72 villages of the border people. From this point of view, that overlord brother must be a nobleman from the Mu Wangfu in Southern Xinjiang! Dare to ask the old man, is what the kid said right? ”。

After speaking, Meng Qiu turned his head to look at Wu You, who looked at him with a shocked face at this time, his mouth grew up, his eyes were about to pop out, and he was still sitting there with a rice bowl in his hand.

Meng Qiu was directly taken aback, this old man can't be stupid, right? Don't, if it's really stupid, wouldn't this melon fall be deducted on the master's head?

"Hey! Wake up, old man! When you wake up, I'll take you to Anzhi Tinglan to find Miss Cuicui, have a good time, and see her 360-style room technique! Meng Qiu stretched out his hand and dangled in front of Wu You's eyes and said, but his head was knocked on by Wu You's chopsticks.

"Ahem, the old man is a servant who serves His Royal Highness King Yan, in order to obey the imperial order of today's saint to serve King Yan well, he studied hard and practiced hard, became familiar with the six arts, and took the way of a gentleman as the foundation of his life! Would an old man do such a thing? After beating Meng Qiu violently, Wu You took a breath and stared at Meng Qiu as if he was fighting cocks.

Meng Qiu hurriedly showed a flattering smile, looked at Wu You half-hunched, and his sword turned into a dog's leg in seconds.

"You are indeed provoking the people of Mu Wangfu, the pearl of the contemporary Mu Wangfu Mu Wangye: Mu Juewan!" After all, Wu You was also full of helplessness, this county lord was not a master to be messed with.

Mu Juewan, known as the Wan Demon King in southern Xinjiang, was killed by thunder at the age of twelve when he first followed Mu Wangye on the expedition, and his relatives and clansmen punished ten clans. And the stockade was burned to the ground, and all the bones were burned to the ashes.

After that, the angry cave owners of the 36 caves in southern Xinjiang wanted to take revenge and blood hatred, and gathered tens of thousands of native soldiers in southern Xinjiang to attack Zhennan Pass. As a result, Mu Juewan set up an ambush in the Black Wolf Valley, and tens of thousands of native soldiers in the southern territory were trapped in it, unable to advance or retreat. After that, Mu Juewan sealed the exits on both sides of the valley, sent 8,000 elite soldiers of Mu Wangfu to guard both sides to prevent the native soldiers of the southern Xinjiang from escaping, and threw tens of thousands of firewood and grass into the valley, burning all the rebellious native soldiers of the southern Xinjiang alive in the valley.

It is said that the fire burned for seven days and seven nights, and countless soldiers of the southern frontier wailed, cried, and cried for help in the valley, and finally all 37,876 people were burned to death. The scene in the valley was terrible, and after a few years, the wailing and crying could be heard dozens of miles away! Squinting his eyes and saying slowly, Meng Qiu couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat on his forehead.

Such a female devil was actually molested by herself? I almost got touched by myself, MIMI, oh my God! Should the master be proud that he is so diao? Or should I hurry up and write a suicide note? Or is it a gritted tooth and a stomp of the foot to marry this Mu County Lord?

Thinking of this, Meng Qiu couldn't help drooling, tsk, this Mu County Lord's face is not low, his skin is fair and pink, MIMI is big, a pair of long legs, a small waist, and his perennial martial arts riding skills must be good!

"Tsk, it's a big deal, master, I suffered a loss, and married her as a big house!" Slapping the table, Meng Qiu said dryly, not noticing the idiot-like eyes of Wu You next to him.

Wu You found that this kid must have a sick brain, and the head he analyzed just now was a dignified appearance, why did he dream of marrying Lord Mu as his wife now? He had thought about what smoke he would have to do without his own grave to have a chance to marry the county lord?!

Just when an old man and a young man had a headache here, a voice came from outside:

"Meng Qiu! Get out of here for the lord of the county! Otherwise, the lord of this county will set the house on fire and burn you Y thief alive! Punish your ten clans! Brother Batian's resounding voice instantly entered the room, and Meng Qiu's face instantly turned bitter gourd color.

Next to Wu You, he was happy, and then he also had a bitter face, the female devil can find here, and the prince and Yan Wangfu are afraid that they will be turned upside down. And it seems that Meng Qiu, this kid is more than lucky, although this kid looks a little abnormal, but he is really not a bad person.

Wu You was having a headache here, Meng Qiu stood up with a grin, and walked outside in a big way. Push open the door and stand in the doorway with your waist crossed:

"Lord Mu! You give up! I won't be your Mu family's son-in-law! Unless you are willing to be the aunt of Young Master Ben! ”。

After speaking, Meng Qiu looked around again, and almost sat on the ground, surrounded by hundreds of fierce soldiers wearing black iron armor, wearing wolf-head relief helmets, bows and arrows, and holding knives and guns. In the middle, where the red-faced Decepticon stood and pointed at him and stamped his feet in a hurry, but he couldn't speak.

Hundreds of soldiers next to him tried to maintain their mighty appearance, and they admired this "warrior" in their hearts: how bold do you have to be to say this! It is estimated that the brothers will not be able to collect the corpse for you, and the county lord will chop this kid to pieces.

King Yan next to him held his forehead with his hand, this kid is really looking for death!

Seeing that Lord Mu was about to order Meng Qiu to be chopped up and wrapped into seven or eight dumplings, King Yan was busy summoning Wu You over to avoid hurting the innocent. Meng Qiu spoke:

"County Lord, I'll talk about it in the next chapter! Hahaha"