However, the words he said were like water spilled out, and he swore that he could help Zhuge Liang marry Huang Yueying, if he didn't say anything, how could he maintain his reputation as Jiangdong Sun Lang?

Thinking of this, he could only bite the bullet and say: "There will always be a clever strategy, don't worry, after three days, I promise to let you happily welcome the Huang family girl home!" Let you have a happy marriage! ”

Zhuge Liang was overjoyed, cried with joy, fell on the ground and hugged Sun Lang's thigh and cried: "Oops! I didn't expect that I, Kong Ming, would meet such a good person today! If you can help me succeed in welcoming my relatives, I Zhuge Liang will repay your kindness as a cow and a horse......"

He suddenly restrained his crying, stretched out his sleeve and wiped a handful of tears and snot on his face, and asked, "Oh, I haven't asked your name and surname yet!" ”

Sun Lang said: "What is the need to worry about life, in Xiajiangdong Sun Lang Sun Good morning is also!" ”

"Yo! Recently, Sun Lang, the fifth son of Sun Lang and Sun who is famous in Jiangdong, turned out to be you? Zhuge Liang's eyes lit up, and he worshiped Sun Lang very much. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Huh? Why, Mr. Kong Ming has heard of me? ”

"That's not it! The five princes frequently used clever tricks, and captured the city of Qu'a without blood, so that Liu Xuan died with his hands tied, so that he used soldiers like a god, which is really a model for my generation! ”

Sun Lang heard Zhuge Liang praise himself like this, and he didn't feel slightly proud. Your grandma's! Even Kong Ming praised us for using soldiers like gods, I really can't keep a low profile!

Sun Lang said a lot, so he could only pretend to say: "In this case, Mr. Kong Ming will come to Huangjiazhuang to find me in two days, and I will definitely teach you the best way to welcome your relatives, so let's say goodbye." ”

Zhuge Liang was overjoyed, bowed to the ground, and shouted: "Sun Gongzi walks slowly...... Watch out for the rocks beneath your feet...... Two days later, Kong Ming will definitely go to Baozhuang in person to listen to the guidance and teachings of the son......"

Sun Lang swaggered towards the Huang family manor, and as he walked, he couldn't help but look down on Zhuge Liang in his heart. Hum! What do you say that if you get one of the dragon and phoenix chicks, you can win the world? With his lifeless ghost virtue, where does he have the appearance of a master outside the world?

However, as soon as he entered the manor, he went straight to the granary without stopping, and after searching for a long time in the granary but did not find the charcoal, he hurried to the kitchen again.

The dim kitchen was empty, but there was a swishing chewing sound from the iron pot on the stove, Sun Lang lifted the lid of the pot, and sure enough, he saw that there was a pot of pots inside, and the charcoal head was lying in it happily eating, and his stomach was already round, but the two big teeth kept stopping, and he just shoved the pot into his mouth.

Sun Lang didn't say a word, so he begged: "Uncle Charcoal! Help me! ”

The inside of the charcoal head mouth was slowly stuffed, and he replied vaguely: "What's wrong, what's wrong?" What kind of basket did you poke again? ”

Sun Lang told him how he met Zhuge Liang by chance, how he saw his magic skill of manipulating the weather, and how he was impulsive and promised to help him marry Huang Yueying. In the end, he confessed that he had no choice but to ask for help from the charcoal rat master who proposed the "five noes" rule proposed by Huang Yueying.

How do you know that Tantou didn't feel the novelty at all, so he just ate the pot and said: "According to historical records, Zhuge Liang's wife is Huang Yueying, even if you don't help, he will marry Huang Yueying home, what kind of leisure are you?" ”

"No way!" Sun Lang was in a hurry and said: "Since we descended to the mortal, there have been many changes in history, such as Tai Shi Ci was subdued by me, Han Dang was killed by Tai Shi Ci, and Huang Zu was played to death by me in advance, these are different from the real history recorded in the Three Kingdoms. How can you guarantee that Zhuge Liang will definitely be able to marry Huang Yueying back? ”

Tantou said impatiently: "He is Zhuge Liang, he has the ability to penetrate the heavens and the earth, how can a mere Huang Yueying be difficult to defeat him?" You are just an ordinary man, and the old man is just a stinky mouse at this time, a problem that Zhuge Liang can't solve, what can you and I do? ”

Sun Lang was in a hurry, and he could only listen to how Zhuge Liang was trapped by love, and how it seemed that some depression was widespread. But Tantou only cares about the pot and ignores Sun Lang at all.

Sun Lang was furious, so he grabbed the tail of the charcoal head and wanted to lift him out of the pot. How do you know that this stinky rat grabbed the edge of the pot with two paws, and would rather die than let go.

"Humph! Don't make friends if you lose them! If you don't help me, I'll figure it out myself! ”

Sun Lang saw that the charcoal head was so stubborn, so he flicked his sleeves angrily, pushed the door out with big steps, came to the courtyard, and sat on the steps to think hard.

One is not allowed to ride a sedan chair, two is not allowed to ride a horse, three is not allowed to sit in a car, four is not allowed to be carried on the back, and five is not allowed to land on both feet. I also want to take my new daughter-in-law home safely......

Your grandmother, how perverted this person is, to make things so difficult for her fiancé.

"Perverted, perverted, perverted!" Annoyed in his heart, Sun Lang opened his mouth and scolded.

How did I know that it happened that Huang Yueying happened to pass by here, and when I heard him curse again and again, I didn't know who he was scolding, and I didn't know what "perverted" meant, so I gave him a big white look, squatted under the corner of the courtyard alone, and then spliced my own puppet.

Sun Lang grimaced at Huang Yueying, and watched her make puppets there from afar.

But I saw that she spliced the wooden strips and planks together, first arranged them in the shape of animals, sawed the wooden strips, got the length she wanted, and then connected them one by one. In ancient times, there were no nails, and woodworking furniture was connected by tenons, which was to put it bluntly, digging grooves in the wood to form a number of small buckles, and embedding two wooden boards together.

Sun Lang watched Huang Yueying make tenons for most of the day, and he also slightly admired her patience and determination. Then she dug a hole at one end of the wood, and made a pivot with a round wooden strip, and passed through the small hole to form the joints of the animal's limbs.

Sure enough, the messy pieces of wood were joined together by tenons and shafts, and they became a puppet. Huang Yueying stretched out her hand to pick up a bundle of hair, and one of the yellow hairs suddenly extended to the puppet, and the puppet creaked twice, and sure enough, it turned around alive, trembling and spinning in circles on the ground.

This puppet has four thick legs, a tail made of wheat stalks, and two big horns stretched high on its head.

Huang Yueying obviously loves this puppet very much, pursed her lips and smiled, it is obvious that everyone and everything in the world makes her indifferent, but she only has a soft spot for puppets made of wood.

Sun Lang was quite unimpressed, he was a blacksmith in his previous life, the most important thing is the exquisiteness of weapons, in the final analysis, he has some Virgo perfectionist spirit, all the works of art made by his own hands, must be lifelike and ingenious. For example, weapons must have beautiful vein shapes, and wood products must have hollow patterns and beautiful carvings.

However, when he looked at the puppet made by Huang Yueying, although it could move, although it could be vaguely seen that it was a cow, it was stupid and stupid, thick and rough, all made of straight and tasteless pieces of rotten wood, and there was no trace of the elegance that a work of art should have.

Seeing this, Sun Lang expressed extreme disdain, and couldn't help but snort coldly in his nose: "Cut...... What shit! ”