The one hundred and first round, killing two birds with one stone

Huang Yueying heard his words, turned her head and said coldly: "You have the ability, you come to make a look?" ”

Sun Lang stood up unconvinced, and said: "2 Just do it, what's the big deal?" ”

Huang Yueying sneered: "Hmph! Just you little ghost? I see what good things you can make! ”

"Look down on people? What if I want to do it and do it better than you? Sun Lang crossed his waist and argued with this ugly girl with a red face and a thick neck. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Huang Yueying's face was full of disdain, and she pouted: "Hmph! If you make a puppet better than mine, I will be willing to worship you as a master! If you can't do it, you will kneel on the ground in public, kowtow to this girl three times, and shout three more aunts! ”

"Good! Deal! A gentleman's word, a quick horse! No one is allowed to go back! Sun Lang clapped his hands and was very angry. The most unbearable thing for him is to be looked down upon by his sister, not to mention that the other party is still an ugly girl?

Huang Yueying ignored him anymore, snorted softly in her mouth, turned around and picked up the puppet calf on the ground, and didn't look back.

Sun Lang was choked by Huang Yueying, and walked around the yard angrily, thinking about how to make a beautiful puppet, and compare all of Huang Yueying's puppets in one fell swoop. As the saying goes, one heart can't be used for two purposes, he only cared about gambling with Huang Yueying, so he completely left Zhuge Liang's wedding behind.

What the hell is going to do? What the hell is going to do?

The dolls made by Huang Yueying are all simple and ordinary joint connections, without any ingenuity and mystery, nor any artistry at all, purely driven by her magic skills. And if you don't make a delicate doll with hidden tricks, how can you convince her?

What kind of animal should I doll?

He suddenly remembered that Huang Yueying had made a puppet calf just now, and his eyes lit up and he shouted, "I know!" ”

How did I forget, it was that Zhuge Liang who invented a vehicle called the Wooden Ox and the Flowing Horse, which could easily transport dozens of catties of grain with the strength of one person.

To put it bluntly, it is relying on the principle of mechanical levers, combined with the knowledge of the torque of the arm in physics, and one person can easily pry the lever to make the wooden ox and the horse crawl on the ground.

Huang Yueying's "five no" conditions are first, not to ride live animals, second, not to ride in a sedan chair, third, not to ride in a car, fourth, not to let people carry it, and fifth, not to land on both feet. Hey?! If I make a wooden ox and improve it, so that Huang Yueying can sit on it safely, wouldn't it be just right to help Zhuge Liang welcome his relatives?

Moreover, I also used this to create a high-end puppet that can convince Huang Yueying, isn't it just right for her to be convinced?

With such a plan to kill two birds with one stone, why not!

When Sun Lang thought of this, he was so happy that he scratched his ears and cheeks, and was careful of itching in the nest. Since he had an idea and a plan, he hurried to the guest room, called out Dong Xi and Zhang Hong, and without much explanation, he took them straight to the back mountain.

The back mountain is full of towering ancient trees, all of which are secluded places that are inaccessible to people. Sun Lang pointed to the woods all over the mountain and asked Zhang Hong which kind of tree was the best wood for furniture carving. He didn't like the wood-splitting wood that Huang Yueying used, and if he wanted to make a beautiful work of art, he had to carefully select the best wood.

Zhang Hong is good at architecture and has a deep study of wood. Although he didn't know what Sun Lang was going to do, he could only act according to his orders, and walked slowly among the woods with his beard for a long time, looking left and right, shaking his head and saying: "If you talk about wood, it is naturally a number of pears, sour branches, sandalwood, and purple nan as the best products, but this forest is full of ordinary wild trees, but there is no good material." ”

Sun Lang couldn't stand his chronic son, so he couldn't help urging: "It's okay to be ordinary, as long as it's better than chopping wood!" ”

Zhang Hong nodded, came to a big tree, patted the trunk twice, and said with a smile: "If you talk about a little wood again, it must be this kind of basswood." This basswood is greased, resistant to abrasion, fine and resistant to cracking, making it an excellent material for carving or woodworking. ”

Sun Lang didn't wait for him to finish chattering, so he interrupted: "Quick, use your Luban ink bucket to cut a batch of wood for me, I have an important use." ”

Zhang Hong was ordered to take out an ink fountain and measure the elastic lines on the basswood one by one. Dong Xi had already quickly fetched an axe and a chainsaw, and slashed along the ink line of Zhang Hongdan.

It is said to be a very artifact, as long as you slash down the axe along the ink line, it is as easy as cutting tofu, and in a short time, a huge tree fell to the ground. Zhang Hong smiled and continued to play the line, Dong Xi quickly continued to chop and saw, and within a stick of incense, the towering ancient wood was divided into more than a dozen excellent basswood planks.

Sun Lang had only heard of the magic of this Luban ink bucket, but he didn't expect it to be so efficient, and while clapping his hands and rejoicing, he ordered Dong Xi to transport these plates back to the Huang family's compound. He pulled Zhang Hong together, rolled up his sleeves, rolled up his trouser legs, and put a coarse cloth scarf on his shoulders, as if he was a professional carpenter, and made wooden cattle in full swing.

Sun Lang didn't know how to make carpentry tenons, and felt that this connection method was too complicated and clumsy, so he simply found a few iron plows, made a big fire in the furnace built of adobe bricks, put the iron plough into the crucible of the clay sculpture and burned it into hot molten iron, drilled a number of small holes in the mold made of sand, poured the molten iron into it, and then forged it repeatedly, and it took half a day to cast and train into dozens of sharp and thin small iron nails.

Cow joints are made of wooden sticks? NO! NO! NO! What should I do if the shaft is broken after a long time? Sun Lang didn't use this stupid method, poured molten iron into the sand mold, forged it countless times, and polished it with a whetstone, and suddenly made five or six cylindrical "bearings", which were installed at the joint connection of the wooden ox, which was indeed much stronger and more beautiful and durable than the puppet with the wooden stick as the shaft.

In the turn of the day, Sun Lang is still tireless in production and processing. When the frame of the wooden ox was ready, he was still not satisfied, and he had to cover it with a shell to give it the appearance of a cow. All this work has to be carved out of wood with your own hands.

Although the work is tedious and complicated, fortunately there are Zhang Hong and Dong Xi on the side, one of them is responsible for playing the line, and the other is responsible for running errands. Zhang Hong is proficient in architecture, but he has never seen Sun Lang's carpentry skills, why can a thick iron needle-like thing be firmly connected together with a hammer and two knocks? Compared with the traditional tenon, I don't know how many times the efficiency has been improved, it seems that this fifth prince is really smart and wise, not more than ordinary people.

The planer made a whirring sound, the saw made a snorting sound, and the hammer struck the nail with a clattering sound, as if it was a grand symphony concert, which tossed the Huang family's courtyard so lively. Many Huangjia Zhuang households rushed over to see the excitement, thinking that it was also a carpentry, Sun Lang's craftsmanship was exquisite and skillful, and the methods used were also varied, far more novel and fresh than their young lady Huang Yueying's method of making puppets.

He and Zhang Hong were busy here, but Huang Yueying just looked over here from a distance, and saw a large group of farmers surrounding Sun Lang, with a look of surprise on their faces. Although she was very suspicious and curious, she couldn't put aside her face to watch, so she could only snort disdainfully and went into the room again.