Yao Shufen has a folding bed in the typing room, she has to hurry up at noon every day to lie down for a while, recuperate, and when she returns home from work in the afternoon, there are still a lot of housework waiting for her to do!

Chen Quanfu took the big teacup and left the typing room with a sense of humor. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Chen Quanfu took a glass of water "borrowed" from the typing room, returned to room 205, and saw Cui Dalin changing the bucket to the water dispenser.

"Why did you come back so soon?" Chen asked Cui Dalin.

"When I went out in the morning, I knew that the drinking water in the office should be changed, and I was afraid that you didn't drink it, so I would come back quickly after lunch to 'fight the drought'."

Wu Wei followed Fei Aijun into the house, he heard what Cui Dalin said, and said to Chen Quanquan: "You are too lazy, when you can't live in the future, you won't be able to get hot food." ”

Chen Quanfu said with a smile on his face: "That's right, I like to eat cold drinks the most." ”

Fei Aijun said: "Xiao Chen's classmates will still beg for food in this life? The family has so much money that they can buy 'ghost grinding'. ”

Wu Wei looked outside the door, smiled in a low voice and said to Cui Dalin: "You shouldn't worry that Xiao Chen can't drink water, he will 'borrow', just find an opportunity to go to Sister Yao to flirt for a while." ”

Chen Quanfu closed the door of the office and retorted to Wu Wei: "You are a pregnant woman giving birth to a child - blood spews, I have a lot of respect for Sister Yao, and I have always treated her as a big sister." Even if she is on the same level as me, I will not be tempted by her, and rabbits don't eat the grass next to the nest! ”

"Now there is a new saying called 'since there is grass next to the nest, why look elsewhere', that is, some people often say that the fertilizer does not flow into the fields of outsiders, and finding colleagues of the opposite sex to be friends can save a lot of time and energy spent guessing and figuring out each other. Hey, by the way, Editor Fei and her conditions are about the same, I think the two of you are more suitable for pairing. Wu Wei turned to Fei Aijun and said, "You are thirty years old, she is thirty-one years old; You are one meter tall ****, and she is one meter six or five tall; You weigh more than 90 pounds, and she weighs almost 90 pounds------ oh, I'm talking about more than 90 kilograms. ”

Fei Aijun said with a flushed face: "Xiao Wu, this kid looks quite honest on the surface, but in fact, he is wilted in his heart!" ”

Wu Wei said with a serious look: "I'm not wilting, I'm thinking about you, if you marry her, you don't have to eat vegetable buns and boiled eggs for breakfast, her **** is very plump, just squeeze it is a cup of 'Telunsu'."

Fei Aijun countered Wu Wei and said: "I'm not like you, if you have milk, you are a mother, and if you don't have milk, you won't even scream your aunt, if you want to take advantage of her, you can recognize a 'godmother'." ”

Cui Dalin lowered his voice and said: "Let's joke and joke, to be honest, Sister Yao is really good, if I praise her for a minute, I can say sixty 'good' words in a row, she retains the good qualities of many peasant women, pungent and capable, diligent and thrifty, filial piety to the elderly, who can marry her, it is really a blessing for the family." ”

Fei Aijun blushed and said: "To be honest, it is not suitable for her to marry someone like me, judging from my current economic conditions, it is almost the same to take care of myself, it is difficult to support one more person, and it is impossible to support two more people." ”

"Whoever let you feed, people also have two hands." Chen Quanfu seemed to want to help Wu Wei speak this time, and expressed his opinion in the face of Fei Aijun, "Sister Yao is rich now, as someone said, loneliness makes people fat, that is, loneliness is expanding, maybe she will lose weight after getting married." ”

Wu Wei said: "There is nothing wrong with a rich woman, some people drink cold water and grow meat, you don't expect her to lose weight." My girlfriend Chang Ying was fat and ugly before she went to college, she could eat and sleep, of course she could work, and her academic performance was very good. When she was in middle school, a classmate gave her the idea that her neighbor's pigsty was very dirty, and whoever saw it was disgusting, and if the fat person went to see it three times a day, his appetite would be gone, and his weight would be lost. She went to visit the pigsty of Lao Lian's house every day according to the method told by that classmate, but she watched the pigs every day, and her appetite did not decrease, and the pigs stopped eating when they saw her. ”

Fei Aijun pointed at Wu Wei and said: "You Wu Wei, everyone's foreign appearance is out, even your girlfriend is not spared." Don't worry about other people's things anymore, I'm going to find an only daughter to be a friend in the future, there are many advantages of finding an only daughter, the 'single second child' has been released, and the 'comprehensive second child' is not far away, and the only girl will become a 'rare animal' in the future. Now that you marry an only girl, in addition to having one more child, your mother-in-law will not compare you with other sons-in-law, and you don't have to be exhausted in the competition of several sons-in-law to honor your mother-in-law. ”

Cui Dalin said on the side: "Editor Fei's idea is the most realistic, the money of the parents of the only daughter is also the money of the only daughter, and when you inherit the inheritance in the future, you can eat alone, and you don't need to fight with others." ”

Fei Aijun said embarrassedly: "Looking for an only daughter is not only advantages and no disadvantages, in the case of China's current welfare system is not perfect and the pension facilities are not perfect, the task of the only daughter to care for the elderly is very heavy, I don't know if you just got married and became a waiter in a family nursing home, and this kind of waiter does not receive a salary, has no holidays, can not resign casually, and the service attitude must also be correct." You have to consider these questions, if I am a male guest on a blind date show, I must first look at the 'family background' column of the female guest. ”

Cui Dalin said: "If you look forward and backward like this, suffer from gains and losses, stay honestly in the team of bachelors, watch others in pairs outside, and go home alone with your head covered and sleeping." ”

Fei Aijun defended: "I am still fighting a bachelor at the age of 30, not because I think too much and suffer from gains and losses, but because the natural conditions are relatively poor. ”

Wu Wei disagreed with Fei Aijun's statement: "Why are your natural conditions poor, aren't you just shorter, what are you afraid of with short stature, Wu Dalang can still find a Pan Jinlian!" A few bundles of bills under your feet will instantly grow tall in the eyes of some women. Do you know why there are so many flowers on cow dung now? Because some women 'see money as dung'! ”。

Fei Aijun retorted to Wu Wei: "What you said is not a common phenomenon, now many girls and children do not take the man's economic situation as the only condition, they want to drive a BMW, but also want to ride a white horse." ”

"What you both said makes sense, but it's not comprehensive, when a girl gets married, some focus on the gatehouse, some focus on the head, and one person has a person's idea." Cui Dalin was on the side and muddy.

"Oh, yes!" Fei Aijun said to Dalin, "The only daughter of one of my father's old comrades-in-arms is now studying abroad, she is different from other girls, and she wants to find a boyfriend in China who has poor family conditions, has suffered hardships, has good personal quality, and is reasonable in appearance, I think your conditions are more suitable." ”

Cui Dalin blushed: "Why do you always like to pull me into trouble?" ”

"I'm telling the truth." Fei Aijun said seriously, "If you are interested, I will actively promote this matter, and don't forget to invite me to drink after the fact." ”

Chen Quanfu joined in the fun next to him: "Editor Fei has done a good thing, I'll be the best man for Dalin." (To be continued.) )