Once, Chen Quanfu joked to Yao Shufen: "Sister Yao, when you got off work and went home in the afternoon, when you got out of the subway station in Tongzhou, it was dark, and you were not afraid of a pervert attacking you when you walked alone at night?" ”

Yao Shufen said: "I'm not afraid of perverts, it's perverts who are afraid of me, perverts are wolves, I'm tigers, if there is a stinky man who doesn't know what to do and who wants to beat me, I will beat him to kneel on the ground and kowtow and call his mother." Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

Yao Shufen speaks meanly, but treats people sincerely, no matter who the people in the editorial department are, as long as there is something that needs help, she is not stingy with her strength, nor is she sorry to spit, she is enthusiastic to help others, she should do what she should do, she should say it, she will do it happily, and she will be convinced.

Fei Aijun likes to sleep lazily in the morning, often skipping breakfast to catch the bus to work, Yao Shufen told him that often skipping breakfast is not good for his health, sometimes he brings a bun or an egg from the lunch he brings from home for breakfast. There are many contradictions in Chen Fuful's family, which makes him tired of it, and he is not very at ease at work. Yao Shufen sometimes called him to the typing room, helped him come up with ideas and solutions, and comforted him like a big sister enlightening her little brother.

Chen Quanfu once said to Fei Aijun, "Sister Yao is indeed a good person, she has a knife mouth and a tofu heart." ”

Fei Aijun said approvingly: "Yes, this person has a poisonous mouth and good eyes, her mouth is a fruit knife, not a murder knife; Her heart is hot tofu, not frozen tofu. ”

On this day, Chen Quanfu had lunch and was bored, and when he saw the door of the typing room wide open, he walked in with a big water cup.

"Sister Yao, you're still working overtime at noon, why don't you hurry up and rest for a while?" Chen asked Yao Shufen.

Yao Shufen replied while typing: "There is still a little tail in the morning's work, it is not overtime, it can be done in a short time, you don't follow a few of them to talk nonsense, what is the matter with me?" ”

"Nothing, want to talk to you. Well, I've heard that your son is very smart, and he grows a year older every twelve months. ”

"Give me less of a set, what kind of fart is released!" Yao Shufen was busy with the work in her hands, and said without raising her head.

"Cui Dalin went out with an author to run errands, and he hasn't come back yet, Xiao Wu and Editor Fei didn't come back when they went to lunch, and the water dispenser in our room forgot to change the water in the morning, so I borrowed a cup of hot water from you to drink. At noon, I drank a little liquor, ate a plate of liver tips and a plate of husband and wife lung tablets, and was a little thirsty. Chen Quanfu said with a grin.

"It turns out that you filled a belly full of pigs in the water at noon, no wonder you are thirsty. Xiao Chen, when did you learn to be polite to me, and when are you going to pay it back when you 'borrowed' my water? The editor-in-chief said that because you have to go to work in the afternoon, the staff are not allowed to drink liquor at noon, and you have violated the relevant regulations of the editorial department leaders. ”

"People who can drink alcohol are addicted, and sometimes they can't hold it back, so they secretly drink a small glass."

"You can smoke and drink, and your ability is not small, in the words of our army, you belong to the 'compound talent'."

"I haven't smoked anymore, girls don't seem to have a few boys who like to smoke, but you should still drink some liquor, men don't drink, and they go in vain in the world."

Yao Shufen glanced up at Chen Quanfu and said, "I don't know the amount of alcohol you drink, the 'level' of drinking tea is high enough, and you carry such a big tea cup every day." ”

"It's good if the tea cup is big, make tea when you're thirsty, and make a girl when you're not thirsty."

"The soaked girl has a lot of water, haven't you eaten enough? Xiao Chen, listen to the words of the eldest sister, when looking for a girlfriend, don't just look at the looks, but look at the essence. If you look at Wu Wu, although my girlfriend looks average and has a fatter body, she knows at a glance that she is a good woman who can live. ”

"When I look for a girlfriend, I don't just look at looks, but I take looks as an important condition. Sister Yao, to be honest, I also like a fat beauty like you, the key is that she must live with me sincerely, if anyone is willing to live with me for the rest of her life, I will be really good to her, and I will use my life to protect her body from any harm, of course, excluding ******. ”

Yao Shufen blushed and said, "You stinky boy, were you jealous and ate too much when you were in your hometown, how sour you spoke." The girl that Director Shen introduced to you last time had good conditions, why don't you agree, isn't it a 'plump' suspect! ”

"Plump women are not all as spicy and capable and reasonable as you, a shorter male classmate of mine also had a plump girlfriend before, and once, he kindly said to the girl, dear, I will buy you more low-fat food in the future, and see if you can lose five kilograms of weight a year. The girl was very unhappy when she heard my classmate's words, and shot back and said, I will also buy you more high-fat food in the future to see if your height can increase by ten centimeters a year! Later, the girl said that my classmates looked down on her, and because of this sentence, the two of them broke up. ”

"Your classmate is also responsible for this matter, and he shouldn't hurt the girl's self-esteem. What I just meant is that it's okay for a boy to want to be friends with a beautiful girl, and don't think that you have suffered a lot when a girl doesn't meet your requirements in terms of appearance. The blind have sensitive ears, the deaf have keen eyes, the ugly women are talented, and the short men have high ambitions, all of which are a kind of compensation for their own shortcomings. Of course, there are a lot of ugly girls and short men who live together. “

"You're not talking about editing fees, are you? He is short in stature, and his life is hanging, but he is more attentive at work, and I see that you usually care about him, and often give him some of the lunch you bring for breakfast. ”

"I see that he is pitifully thin, and even the belt meat on his body is not enough to sandwich a baked cake."

Chen Fufu smiled, took a sip of tea and said to Yao Shufen: "Sister Yao, to be honest, after I have been in love a few times, I feel that girls are very complicated now, which corresponds to what someone said: A woman's heart, the needle of the sea, makes you unable to see clearly and touch it." ”

Yao Shufen finished the work in hand, cleaned up the things on the table and said to Chen Quanquan: "It's not that girls are too complicated now, it's that society is too complicated, society is complicated, and girls or boys living in society will become complicated." Being able to understand this means that you have grown up, and only by seeing through this can you show that you have matured. ”

"Sister Yao is right, although I haven't seen through some things in society, I can see clearly, and I can slowly see through the things I can see through if I think about things clearly. My grandfather said, oh, it's April 5th in two days, first of all, I wish him a happy Qingming Festival! My grandfather said that if you don't use your hands and brains, you can't eat enough. I also sometimes think that I can't say everything I know, and I can't believe everything I see. It is even more important to pay attention to women, there are some things that you have to pretend not to know; There are things that you have to pretend not to hear; Someone, you have to pretend to be nice to her------"

"Little hairy child, I want to pretend to be an adult when I sew up my open crotch pants, don't say these things in front of me, tell you, when I first fell in love, you didn't wean, and you had to pee and someone else put it. Drink enough water, hurry back to your office and rest for a while, I should rest too, we have to go to work in the afternoon! (To be continued.) )