The twenty-first uncle, Yan Baihu
The fragrance is fragrant, the beauty is like jade, the incense tent is fragrant, and the red candle is swaggering. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Sun Lang was intoxicated by this illusory realm, and laughed dizzily: "I don't know why Miss is so fancy?" How can you think of being under the virtue, and you can be favored and loved by the young lady? ”
Miss Yan stopped laughing, and said with affection: "The concubine is in this cottage, and it is dark all day long, and all she sees are those reckless men who are five big and three rough, and they only know how to fight and kill, without any human touch." The eldest brother has a few family affairs for his concubine, and they are all rude and rude copycat leaders. As soon as the concubine saw them, she felt sick in her heart, and she didn't want to marry them. The concubine secretly saw Xianggong behind the palace today, and secretly decided that in this life, if it is not Xianggong, she will not marry......" As soon as she said this, she laughed again.
Sun Lang was overjoyed, only feeling dizzy and excited, first, he didn't believe that Yan Baihu, who looked like a pig's head, would have such a beautiful and delicate sister; The second is that the five bodies that were moved by their explosive character threw themselves to the ground, and they actually committed peach blossoms and found such a good family business.
"Xianggong, why do you just sit stupidly?" Miss Yan said with a smile.
Sun Lang was stunned for a moment and replied, "Uh...... What else do you have to do if you don't sit? ”
Miss Yan's smile trembled, and she said in a charming voice: "The Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, what should I do, don't you know it?" "She is in a cottage, and she doesn't care about secular etiquette, so she speaks quite straightforwardly.
Sun Lang realized that he was not only annoyed that he was too uninteresting, but also complained that he only knew that he was in a daze secretly, and he actually let the beautiful woman take the initiative to ask. simply pushed with both hands, pressed Miss Yan Ruyu down on the bed, and pounced head-on. The incense was embraced, and it was dark all night, and I don't know why.
The next morning, before dawn, the rooster only reported the first cry, Sun Lang was sleeping with Yan Ruyu's shoulders around him, and suddenly he heard someone knocking on the door outside.
It stands to reason that the newlyweds will be tired on the second day, and no one should come to disturb without knowing the interest, Sun Lang lazily opened the tent and asked loudly outside the door: "Who knocked on the door?" ”
"It's us! We are Yan Baihu! Your brother-in-law! A gruff voice rang out outside the door.
"Wipe ...... Brother-in-law? Sun Lang realized that he had formed a family with the bandits, shook his head helplessly, and could only reluctantly leave the warm incense tent, put on his clothes, and opened the door.
Seeing Yan Baihu grinning with a big mouth and an excited expression on his face, without saying a word, he stretched out a pair of big hands and pinched Sun Lang's arm, dragged him out, and went straight to the front hall. Tantou waited in the corner of the door all night, and when he saw such a lucidity, he got into Sun Lang's trouser leg as fast as lightning and rushed into his arms.
Sun Lang staggered under his drag, and hurriedly asked, "Uncle, what are you doing?" ”
Yan Baihu walked briskly, and said with high interest: "Brother-in-law, you married my sister, we are a family, so this king wants to take you to meet our brothers in the cottage!" ”
Belch...... Dragged others from the warm and warm quilt of the beauty early in the morning, just to see the five big and three rough thieves in the cottage?
Yan Baihu seemed to be very excited, forcibly dragged Sun Lang out of the front hall, turned a few fences, climbed a small hill, and finally stopped, and said happily: "Brother-in-law, come and see, is our cottage very majestic?" ”
Sun Lang's arm was hurt by his clamps, and at this time, he looked down condescendingly, and the verdant scenery of Yandang Mountain was in full view. I saw that there is only a winding and steep stone path leading to the bottom of the mountain, from top to bottom, there are seven or eight logs on the stone path to build up the walled city, each walled city has watchtowers, there are sentry posts, there are bows and arrows, there are sassal trees, and heavy guards are also arranged, it is obviously extremely strong.
Yan Baihu looked very proud, and said with a smile: "Brother-in-law, how do you see the cottage of my eldest brother?" ”
It is indeed easy to defend and difficult to attack by building a walled city between the majestic mountains and mountains, which is condescending and occupies the natural danger. Sun Lang couldn't help but marvel and couldn't speak.
Yan Baihu grabbed his wrist again, dragged him to the top of a mountain, looked down, and saw that there was a huge martial arts arena below, and there were thousands of bandits standing on the field at this time, all of them were as burly as tigers, fierce as dragons, all of them were strong and brave.
"Hey! Ha! "This group of bandits are all carrying bright knives and guns in their hands, shouting the trumpet of Qiqi, and are practicing the art of assassination and life, their movements are neat and uniform, and their bodies are agile and vigorous. The morning sun shone on their faces, shining with drops of sweat.
"Brother-in-law, you see the soldiers in my cottage, compared to your Sun family's army, but how is it?" Yan Baihu looked arrogant and spoke in a high-spirited tone.
After looking at this group of well-trained thousands of bandits, and thinking back to his group of five hundred old and weak soldiers who only knew how to eat plums and diarrhea, and then looking at this easy-to-defend and difficult-to-attack cottage, Sun Lang's forehead was dripping with sweat......
Fortunately, he did not send troops to attack...... Otherwise, the whole army would have been wiped out and captured on the mountain......
Thinking of this, Sun Lang gave a thumbs up and praised loudly: "Awesome...... Terrible! ”
Yan Baihu looked up to the sky and laughed, patted Sun Lang's shoulder vigorously, and said in a proud voice: "My good brother-in-law, I can't hide it, the reason why this king took you to see these is because I want you to follow me and wait for the grass and mountains and forests, and from then on live in seclusion on the mountain, drink wine in a big bowl, weigh the gold, and live happily for a lifetime." You and my sister live together, like a pair of living immortals. One day in the future, when the king is old and weak, he will pass on the position of 'King of Eastern Wude' to you to sit on! What do you think? ”
Sun Lang was shocked when he heard this, as the son of a dignified general, he naturally didn't want to fall into the grass, but he didn't know how to refuse, so he hurriedly said: "How can the younger brother He De, how can he be the master of the cottage, the eldest brother must not have this idea......
Yan Baihu shook his hand and said: "Brother-in-law, this king has killed hundreds of people, but he has never met a person like my brother-in-law who is not afraid of danger and speaks of death. ”
Sun Lang continued: "I am the son of the Sun family, how can I become a Shanyue Zhongren?" Besides, the eldest brother has a younger brother who is a compatriot, how can the position of 'King of Eastern Wude' be passed on to me, a person with a foreign surname? Inappropriate...... It's really inappropriate...... I also hope that my uncle will think twice. ”
Yan Baihu said in a low voice: "I can't hide it, my younger brother Yan Yu, although he is brave and good at fighting, is dull-minded, and he obviously cannot inherit the throne of this king." Besides, what's good about your Sun Jiajun? There are Liu Xuan and Liu Biao in Jiangdong, and there are Shanyue forces in various places to make trouble, forgive that Sun Ce Xiao'er even if he has great ability, he can't mix up the sky. You might as well follow this king, rob the house, do the right thing for the sky, and be a living immortal who is happy for a lifetime! ”
Sun Lang looked at this majestic cottage, then looked at the group of brave soldiers, and thought about his delicate newlywed wife, and his heart moved, so he wanted to nod and agree.
However, in a blink of an eye, he remembered the ugly behavior of these bandits who indiscriminately killed innocents, ate human flesh, and harmed the loyal and good, and said that he did not want to go along with them.
I was in a dilemma for a while, and I didn't know how to refuse, my face was cloudy, and my brows were tightly locked.
When he was hesitating, he suddenly heard a chaotic footsteps, and a small minion ran in the distance, and said intermittently: "Report ...... Report...... Report to the king, there is a strong general, single-handedly, shouting outside the gate of the cottage, the words are filthy, unbearable, saying that the king has captured their master general, and you want to release it quickly, otherwise you will ...... Just ......"
Yan Baihu was startled and hurriedly asked, "Don't panic, otherwise what?" ”
The little minion knelt on the ground, and then said: "Otherwise, we will set a fire, and we will lose our cottage, and you will be roasted and drunk!" ”
When Yan Baihu heard this, he was furious, his mouth full of steel teeth was about to be crushed, and he scolded: "Bah! Where did the reckless man come from, Lao Tzu has always eaten others, and I have never heard of anyone wanting to eat Lao Tzu! I'll be with this guy for a while! When he said this, he kicked the minion away, strode out of the meteor, and went straight down the mountain.