Chapter 20 Beauty is like jade
"What? I...... Why should I marry your sister? Sun Lang looked extremely shocked, he extremely despised this group of thieves for killing people and stealing goods, and lost their conscience, so his face was full of disdain. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
Yan Baihu thought that he would promise to be grateful to Dade, but he reacted like this, and couldn't help but say angrily: "What? My sister is as beautiful as a flower, the country is beautiful and fragrant, don't you still be happy to fall in love with you, the grandson of the grandson? ā
Sun Lang looked at Yan Baihusheng's five big and three coarse, with a fat head and big ears, and said that he didn't believe how beautiful his sister could be, so he pouted and said with a disgusted expression: "I..... Of course I wasn't happy. ā
Yan Baihu stood up, pointed at Sun Lang and scolded: "Bah! I don't know what to do, this king doesn't stew you and cook meat to eat, but also marry your sister to you, such a great grace, you don't kneel and kowtow to thank you, but dare to refuse? My sister's name is Yan Ruyu, that is a great beauty in all the bandit circles in Dongwu, how many mountain kings came to ask for marriage, and they were all angrily reprimanded and rejected by this king, you kid is in the blessing and does not know the blessing, do you have to make you into a human meat meal to be satisfied? ā
When he said this, the seven orifices of anger smoked, and he kept circling around the hall, if it weren't for his sister who really fell in love with this person, he ordered someone to tell him that he would not marry, and now he had to chop Sun Lang with a knife to understand his hatred.
Yan Yu on the side couldn't stand it anymore, and came over to persuade: "You kid, why are you so ignorant?" You were caught here by me, it was originally a big bad luck, but now the bad luck has become peach blossom luck, how can there be such a good thing in the world? Why don't you nod your head in agreement? ā
Sun Lang looked at Yan Baihu's vicious pig-headed face, and was even more bottomless about the appearance of this Miss Yan Ruyu, and hesitated for a while. Suddenly, he heard the charcoal head persuade: "You are gone...... Even if this Yan Ruyu is ugly, you won't suffer...... It's better than being slaughtered and eaten, so why not do this kind of sure-fire business? ā
Sun Lang's words are quite reasonable, he is a man, and he can have three wives and four concubines in ancient times, even if he hires an ugly daughter-in-law at this time, it is not a loss. Seeing the shining dazzling eyes of the boning knife in the hand of the strong man beside him, if he stabbed himself, he would definitely not feel very comfortable. As the saying goes, a good man doesn't suffer losses in front of him, not to mention that others don't let themselves suffer, but go into the cave room to marry a daughter-in-law? Thinking of this, he could only nod slowly.
Yan Baihu stroked his palms and was happy, and immediately ordered his subordinates to quickly set up a banquet, put up lights, and marry the two of them tonight. Where have the thieves ever handled the marriage, they only felt that it was trickier and more difficult to do than killing people and setting fires, and they were all like facing a great enemy, and they hurriedly scattered and went busy.
In the blink of an eye, it was night, and the thieves really lit a few red candles and hung a few red lanterns in the main hall, covering the torches and skeletons, creating a joyful newlywed atmosphere.
Sun Lang was pushed and shoved by a group of reckless men with five big and three thick, and you and I put on a big red robe that I don't know where I got it; was forced to sit in front of the banquet, and extremely reluctantly ate a lot of gluttonous feasts that I don't know if it was human flesh or not; After half pushing and half pushing, he worshipped heaven and earth with a girl wearing a phoenix color dress and a red silk; Finally, he came to the wing room at the back of the hall for some reason, and sat alone with the girl on the bed of the cave room.
This girl even had a little maid, holding a wooden plate, respectfully sent it to Sun Lang, happily handed over two glasses of wine, and said: "Xianggong, Miss, please drink a glass of wine, from now on, never give up." ā
Sun Lang could only pick up the wine cup and drink with Miss Na Yan. Seeing that the maid handed him a pick, he pursed his lips and smiled: "Please ask the husband to pick up the lady's head, and from then on, he will raise his eyebrows and grow old together." When she had said this, she secretly retreated and closed the door with her hand.
Sun Lang swallowed and foamed nervously, all he could think about was Yan Baihu's greasy, bearded fat face, one hand tremblingly lifted his head, and slowly lifted the red hijab on Miss Yan's head.
Well...... Yan is like jade, Yan is like jade, but any woman with this name must be extremely ugly. For example, the girl who is like a flower in the movie "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance", although her name is "like a flower", she is born like a sow. As soon as he thought of this, his mind was full of the big face of "flowers and moons" like flowers, and his heart was ready to gause, so he simply closed his eyes, not daring to look at it.
"Xianggong, why are you closing your eyes, why don't you open your eyes to look at the concubine?" A soft and sweet voice penetrated into Sun Lang's ear socket, which immediately made him itch all over his body, and he slowly opened his eyes.
The lotus leaf skirt is cut in one color, and the hibiscus is open to both sides of the face. I saw that under the hijab, there was a pretty face, two eyes as shy as flowing water, and two cheeks blooming like spring peaches. Reflecting the red candles, the lips became more and more delicate, the corners of the mouth seemed to be smiling, gently raised, the embroidery was slightly opened, and the delicate said: "The concubine has seen the ...... of the princess"
"I wipe ...... It turned out to be a beautiful ......" Sun Lang was dumbfounded, and the corners of his mouth almost drooled.
If Sun Shangxiang is heroic, this Miss Yan Ruyu is coquettish and infinite, scratching her head and posing, and she is a natural stunner. Although she is not as beautiful as Sun Shangxiang, she is also sweet and soft like water, with infinite affection, more like a dusty woman in a brothel in a green house, which makes people look unstoppable and want to refuse.
Sun Lang looked at her stupidly, speechless for a while......
"The old man can't bear it, and he let you pick up such a big bargain." Every time there is a critical moment, the heart of the charcoal head sounds secretly.
"Uncle Charcoal, hurry up and avoid it, I'm going to spend candle night in the cave room, don't delay my business!" Sun Lang silently begged for it.
"No! The old man wants to hide in your arms, and when you and this Miss Yan gradually untie up for a while, she suddenly jumps out and trembles in fright! Unless you give me some benefits, the old man will never give up! ā
", you are a charcoal head, and you are trying to blackmail me?"
"Nonsense, such a great opportunity, of course I have to blackmail you." The charcoal head has a bad smile.
"Good, good! I'll give you ten catties of corn cakes and let you eat enough! Only then did Sun Lang deeply understand the truth of not making friends if you lose them.
"No, the food can't impress the old man at this time!"
"Then I'll find you a few beautiful female mice next time to make you feel refreshed! Hurry up and avoid it! Sun Lang begged bitterly.
"Hmm...... That's pretty much it! Seeing that the conditions were acceptable, the charcoal head succeeded in threatening him, so he creaked out of his sleeve and ran out of the door.
Yan Ruyu's eyes were soft as water, looking at him in a daze, his face was even more coquettish and shy, and he pursed his lips and asked, "Xianggong, why don't you speak?" Just looking at the concubine? ā
Sun Lang finally sent away the charcoal, and said busily: "Because...... Because you're good-looking......"
When Yan Ruyu heard this, she was even more shy, lifted a red handkerchief, covered her mouth and smiled coquettishly.