Chapter 140 Wen Ji returns to Han
Sun Lang looked at this person with slanted drunken eyes, and saw that he had a pockmarked face and a mouth full of buckteeth, and he was really ugly enough, so he comforted: "Even if you can't find a good couple, Brother Tai can also mix in Fengyue places, indulge in sheng songs, and have spring supper every night." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info As long as you have money, every day is a candle night in the cave room, and the beautiful women hug left and right, and this life can be regarded as a romantic and suave life. Good man, why do you want to hurt yourself so much? ”
Sun Lang usually looks down on men who are trapped in love, and thinks that women are just men's clothes, as long as they are dressed properly, there is no need to be infatuated.
The man sighed for a long time, locked his eyebrows and said: "The son is bad, he only envy the mandarin ducks and not the immortals, just to find a confidante like the son, the couple raised their eyebrows, respected each other like guests, and spent their lives in peace and quiet, and there was nothing else to ask for." Indulge in drunkenness and gold all day long, and indulge in arrogance and luxury. Yi is not what my generation wants. ”
When Sun Lang heard this person say such words, he scolded in his heart: "Nerd! Ya is destined to be lonely for a lifetime! So he drank the bottle of wine and turned around to leave.
How do you know that this person saw that Sun Lang was dry, and he also raised his wine glass sadly, and lamented: "No one else wants to drink with me, but Gongzi is willing." Dong Xi is just a lieutenant of Tuntian, but it is a great honor to be able to get such a courtesy from his son. After speaking, he also raised his head and drank the wine.
Director?
Sun Lang felt that the name was novel, so he turned his head and asked, "Your name is 'director'?" You're a big official! ”
Dong Xi hurriedly explained: "It's 'ritual', the 'ritual' of sacrifice." It's just a small Tuntian lieutenant in the next place, and it's a small official in charge of farming, so don't make fun of it. ”
Dong Ci?
"Are you Dong Ci?" Sun Lang was slightly surprised, and looked this person up and down.
Dong Ci said confusedly: "What? Childe actually knows each other? ”
Sun Lang is not very interested in this Dong Ci, but he knows that there is a section in the Book of the Later Han Dynasty called "The Biography of Dong Ci's Wife", this Dong Ci seems to be not good-looking, but in fact, his wife is famous in Chinese history, which makes people change color when they hear it, like thunder. Yes, this Dong Xi's wife is none other than Cai Yan and Cai Wenji, the talented woman of the generation who created "Hu Ji Eighteen Beats".
This Cai Wenji is the daughter of Cai Yong, a great writer in the late Eastern Han Dynasty. Later, Dong Zhuo caused trouble in the Han court, Cai Yong died, and Cai Wenji was plundered by the Xiongnu and went to the land of Mobei for twelve years. Cao Cao heard that Cai Wenji was a talented woman in the world, so he gave up a lot of money to ransom her back from the Xiongnu and married Dong Ci as his wife. Later generations changed this story into an opera, called "Wen Ji Returns to Han", which is a good story that has been sung through the ages.
Your grandfather, you kid has Cai Wenji as his wife, and you dare to say that you are lonely and lonely in front of me? Sun Lang didn't know whether it was a sour taste or vinegar in his heart, anyway, he felt that Dong Ci's kid was not very authentic.
But when I turned my head and thought about it, it turned out that I was wrong to blame this person. At this time, it was the early years of Jian'an, and Cai Wenji should have been in the Huns nine times out of ten, and she did not marry this Dong Ci. It is not surprising that this Dong Xi himself is still a single.
Thinking of this, Sun Lang said to this Dong Ci: "You have a good name, maybe you will ask for a good daughter-in-law in the future!" And he brushed his sleeves away, and paid no more attention to him. Dong Ci could only bow down and thank: "Thank you Gongzi Jiyan, hey, I hope it......"
Sun Lang turned around and came to Dong Xi's side, dragged him to a corner by the sleeve of his coat, and said in a low voice: "Dumb, this son has given you a task to let you go out of the courtyard, what do you think?" ”
Dong Xi is crazy, because of his straightforward temperament, so he is familiar with others, at this time, he somehow got into a relationship with Xu Chu, and he was in full swing to guess whether he was drinking and gambling to win or lose, after listening to Sun Lang's words, he said reluctantly: "Where to go?" Childe told us to finish the drink. ”
Sun Lang said earnestly: "You put on a horse, just run to the north, if you see a big river full of yellow sand, find a captain to carry you over, continue to run north, if you see a green prairie, you will reach the destination." ”
Dong Xi scratched his head and asked, "What are you going to do in the prairie?" On the big day of the son, why did you let Dumb go to the prairie? Could it be that he went to herd sheep and horses? ”
Sun Lang nodded and said, "Yes!" If you see many people herding sheep and horses, ask them about a woman named "Cai Wenji", and if you find her, return to me. But you have to remember that those who herd sheep and horses are very savage, and you must not fight with them, otherwise you will definitely suffer in the end. ”
Dong Xi pondered for a moment when he heard this, and said with a wicked smile: "Sone is really bad, just got married, he thought about other women, and asked Dumb to be the matchmaker, hehe...... Hahaha......"
Sun Lang laughed straightly, patted Dong Xi's chest, raised his eyebrows and said: "You are really a roundworm in my stomach, and you can even guess this little bit of caution." Which man doesn't like to steal food? This is called the red flag at home does not fall, and the colorful flags flutter outside. Do this for me, my son has a lot of rewards, go quickly! ”
Dong Xi laughed, only felt that it was his great honor to do this kind of red apricot out of the wall for Gongzi, and admired Gongzi's knowledge even more, and said that this kind of thing of hooking up with women outside was "the red flag does not fall" and "the colorful flag fluttering". It was incumbent on him to return to his seat, drank a large sip of wine, took a large piece of fat in his mouth, and took advantage of the fact that no one was paying attention to the magic technique, and went out of the gate of Caofu and went to the northern prairie.
Sun Lang turned around and came back, and then toasted, pondering diligently in his heart. First, Cai Wenji, such a talented woman, fell into the Huns, was destroyed and ravaged by the barbarian nation who wore the hair to the left, it was really too much to burn the piano and cook the crane, it hurt a lot, and he was such a big hero who pities the fragrance and cherishes the jade, how can he stand by and watch when he sees the talented woman falling into the mouth of the tiger? The two said that Wen Ji's return to Han is a good story for the ages, leaving a historical praise for Cao Apu's heroic rescue of beauty, and my Sun Lang, as a person of later generations, now that he knows Cai Wenji's whereabouts, why does this greasy fat still fall into the mouths of others? Why don't you get her back in advance and make her bow down and thank herself?
That's right, Sun Lang remembered a dream he had before. In that dream, he was the Emperor of Eastern Wu of the Ninety-Five, and the civil and military generals under the imperial rank turned out to be women one by one. He is now befriended by Sun Shangxiang, who is excellent in martial arts, Xiao Qiao, who can transform, Liu Biao's wife, Mrs. Cai, and Huang Yueying, who can manipulate mechanized troops.
I heard that Cai Wenji is very good at playing the piano, when the time comes, the master will sit on the recliner and let her play a little song for me, isn't it one of the great joys of life?
I still have important things to do, otherwise, I would have stolen Dong Xi's magic skills a long time ago, and personally ran to the Mobei Grassland to welcome back Cai Wenji. (To be continued.) )