The one hundred and forty-first episode of Wu Qi Sun Wu
While thinking about the redemption of Cai Wenji from the Huns, he continued to toast, and after the last person was finished, he was about to turn around, when he suddenly heard a commotion in the seat, and turned his head to see that it was Xu Chu with a red face and was angry. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info and beside him sat Yu Ban, Li Dian, and Le Jin, who were sneering around Xu Chu.
I saw Xu Chu's big face sweating down, with an unconvinced, but unconvinced look, like a child who lost a gambling bet, arguing with several other people. After arguing for a long time, the other three still laughed at him, Xu Chu couldn't suppress his anger, so he stretched out his big hand and slapped it heavily on the table, shocking the table full of fish, meat and wine, and the juice spilled out.
Sun Lang had seen the power of this Xu Chu, for fear that he would not be able to control his emotions in anger, so he threw the hook and sickle with the chain into the air, and hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "Why did a few distinguished guests quarrel?" ”
Xu Chu pointed at Yu Ban's nose and scolded: "If you drink, you will drink, but this bird has given me a question, and if you can't explain it, you are the son of the turtle and the bastard." I'm a 'tiger idiot', how can I be a turtle son bastard? But I can't solve this problem, do you say that Yu Ban, this thief, is it sincere to harm me? I became a bastard of the turtle's son, and he snatched my nickname of 'tiger idiot' again, which is really infuriating! ”
He said "turtle son bastard" one by one, and the whole audience laughed. Xu Chu felt more and more faceless, and the nine-foot-tall Zheng Zheng iron man was like a little girl who was twisting and pinching at this time, blushing and lowering his head without speaking, feeling both aggrieved and embarrassed.
Sun Lang laughed dumbly when he saw this scene, and then he figured out that these people felt that drinking was boring, so they made a bet with each other, and if they couldn't guess the puzzle, they would naturally be given a "nickname" of "turtle son bastard". Although Yu Ban is a military general, he is also a person who cultivates both civil and military affairs, and Le Jin and Li Dian are also familiar with some military books, so they naturally have an advantage in this kind of game, but they didn't come for a few rounds, and they stumped Xu Chu, a big boss.
Xu Chu is also very good-looking, and he is not afraid of bleeding on the battlefield, but he is only afraid of losing face in front of everyone. At this time, I was embarrassed here, I couldn't guess the puzzle, and I was unwilling to admit that I was a bastard, so I could only sweat profusely and didn't know what to do, and I wanted to hide under the table with a height of 1.9 meters
Sun Lang saw that there were four bamboo slips on the bookcase surrounded by the four of them, and a riddle was written on them, it turned out that the four of them took turns to come up with the question, exchanging guesses with each other, and whoever couldn't guess would lose.
Sun Lang had a good impression of Xu Chu, so he was interested in helping him get out of trouble, so he smiled and said: "General Xu is a distinguished guest of my family, and I should naturally answer the questions he can't answer." If I am lucky enough to answer, the credit will be General Xu's, if I can't answer, this turtle son bastard will be counted on my head, and he will have nothing to do with General Xu. ”
As soon as Xu Chu heard that he had found a savior, he took Sun Lang in his arms with a wave of his hand, and begged: "The doll surnamed Sun, I know that you are smart, and last time I came up with a trick to dig a pit to kill the soldiers, quickly help me solve these puzzles." After speaking, he picked up a bamboo slip and sent it to Sun Lang.
Sun Lang was hugged by Xu Chu, and his whole body was sore, and he was almost out of breath, so he blushed and looked at the bamboo slip with a thick neck, on which were written the words "Emperor who can only fight". These words are crooked, shaped like tadpoles, and at first glance they are from the hands of these few generals who can only show off elegance and have no ink in their chests.
"An emperor who can only fight? Hit a what? ”
"Playing the name of an ancient person." Yu Ban looked at Sun Lang with a smile on his face.
Sun Lang thought to himself that this question was simple, it seemed that no matter how coquettish these generals were, they were all vassal and elegant on the surface, but in fact, they were vulgar, no wonder Cheng Yu, Xun Yu and others disdained it. smiled slightly, and replied: "I can only fight, or the emperor, what's so difficult about this, I am still the founding emperor of my Eastern Han Dynasty - "Emperor Guangwu" Liu Xiu!" He was born as a cattle herder, raised troops in Nanyang County, and had 28 generals in Yuntai under his command, which exterminated the Xinmang regime and revived our Han Dynasty. ”
"Yo! I got it right! Yu Ban was quite surprised to see Sun Lang playing so quickly, so he picked up another bamboo slip and handed it over, Sun Lang looked at it and saw that the words "protect the seedlings" were written on it.
Sun Lang pondered for a moment, and replied confidently: "The seedlings are green, and if you protect the seedlings, you will naturally be Wei Qing!" Wei Qingguan worshiped the general, attacked Longcheng, won seven battles and seven victories, and pursued the Huns for thousands of miles. ”
Yu Ban nodded, and couldn't help admiring Sun Lang's young age but knowledge, so he picked up the third bamboo slip and said with a smile: "This third topic has something to do with your Sun family." ”
Sun Lang took it and took a look, and saw that the riddle written on it was "The little overlord conquered Jiangdong and was invincible." ”
Little Overlord? It must be his eldest brother Sun Ce and Sun Bofu. is invincible, and it is natural to say that Sun Ce is invincible, and all the land in Jiangdong is included in the Sun family's pocket, and then the state of Wu in the Three Kingdoms is established. Sun Lang pondered for a moment, and then replied categorically: "This question alludes to Sun Bofu's unification of Jiangdong, the rise of Eastern Wu, and the three-point trend of the world. The rise of Eastern Wu is naturally said to be the general of the Warring States period 'Wu Qi'! He advocated that Wu Qi change the law and make the military strength of Chu unprecedentedly strong......"
How do you know that just halfway through this, my heart trembles! An ominous premonition arose in his heart, and he stopped talking.
Ahh Not good!
How could I be so stupid!
At this time, it is only the early years of Jian'an, and there is no such thing as "Soochow" in the world! I was so focused on answering the question that I forgot about it!
He was quite shrewd, and suddenly remembered that he was in the Cao camp at this time, surrounded by the Cao family's strategists and generals. If you listen to them and hear them, won't you suspect that you have different ambitions and want to divide the world into three parts of the world and fight against Cao Gong?
Cao Cao has always been suspicious, and at this time, there must be no shortage of ears and eyes in this hall. In case this sentence reaches Cao Cao's ears, I am afraid that this little hostage of himself will be treated as a dry rock. Maybe it will make that Cao Apo angry, and maybe he will kill himself!
Fortunately, he didn't panic when he was in danger, and seeing Yu Ban's smug face, he hurriedly waved his hand and interrupted: "That's not right! It's not Wu Qi! It's someone else, let me think twice! ”
Yu Ban didn't know what "Dongwu" was at all, and naturally he wouldn't come up with a puzzle that hinted at the "rise of Dongwu". He finally caught Sun Lang's mistake, and was about to shout: "No! You're wrong! Before he could speak, Sun Lang repented again, so he could only endure his temperament and listen to Sun Lang continue to guess the question.
"Sun Wu!"
Sun Lang thought for a moment, slapped his thigh, and shouted, "Yes, it's Sun Wu!" Xiaobawang's surname is Sun, his martial arts are strong, and he is invincible! Therefore, the riddle of this question is 'Sun Wu'! Yes and no? ”
Yu Ban heard that Sun Lang had answered correctly again, so he could only sigh and say unhappily: "Count you smart!" You won, Xu Zhongkang has found a good helper! ”
Sun Lang looked left and right, wanting to observe if anyone had noticed his slip of the tongue just now, and saw that everyone was either drinking happily or chatting from ear to ear, and they didn't seem to realize the words "the rise of Soochow" he just said, so he wiped the Han on his forehead and let out a long breath, which was regarded as escaping a catastrophe of tongue.
How could he have expected that not far behind him, another pair of vicious eyes were staring at him carefully, remembering his words, deeds and actions just now. (To be continued.) )