It was hopeless to inquire about the real Li Xuanba from Zhang Xiaoguang, so Principal Rabbit had to give up and asked what was going on about the immortals. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"They all say that the three of you are immortals, send me back to the world." As soon as Zhang Xiaoguang thought of this statement, he felt like laughing, he was still a fairy, and his neuropathy was almost the same.

"Haha, immortals, so we are so tall?" Ye Xiaojun also laughed when he heard it, and then thought about the pile of incense burners brought by the young general who came to ask for sin, it was really ridiculous.

Woken up by Ye Xiaojun's whisper, La Fang also sat up in a daze, and saw that the three of them were not sleeping, so they leaned over, "Ho labor, you still haven't slept on such a boring night." ”

Principal Rabbit glanced at Lafang, he could still sleep after the crossing, and it was estimated that he was the only one, and his nerves were really big enough.

The side hall is large and empty. There was no nightlife in the Tang Dynasty, and the entire Taiji Hall was a little quiet at this time.

"What are you doing? Suddenly, he didn't speak......" Lafang tightened the thin quilt wrapped around her body, feeling that the atmosphere was not very harmonious.

Principal Rabbit's musings were interrupted, and an evil fire rushed up in his heart, and his trademark octave voice said to Lafon, Get off to sleep.

Lafang was just woken up, and was yelled at by Principal Rabbit, and his temper also came up, "Ho labor, shout, labor and management are not happy to listen to birds." With that, he turned and walked back to the bed, kicking the objects on the floor with a thump along the way.

Zhang Xiaoguang was a slow reaction, and he didn't notice the anger of the two, so he continued to smoke silently. However, Ye Xiaojun saw that the situation was wrong, pushed Zhang Xiaoguang, and motioned to him with his eyes to say something to ease the atmosphere.

"Why are you pushing me? Eyes smoked? Then I'll go farther. Zhang Xiaoguang got up and walked towards the window, not understanding Ye Xiaojun's hint at all.

Ye Xiaojun saw Zhang Xiaoguang's sluggish appearance, and suddenly had a feeling that he was powerless if he wanted to complain.

The four of them drank happy wine together and crossed unexpectedly together, but they couldn't hurt their brother's feelings because of a little thing. In this unfamiliar Tang Dynasty, unity has strength.

glanced at Lafang, it was a master with a rough nerve and a dead brain meridian, it was a little difficult to start from him, and if he was not careful, he might even do it directly with himself. After thinking about it, he still started from Principal Rabbit's side, but he was the eldest of the four, and he looked reasonable.

Zhang Xiaoguang looked out the window alone, thinking about his own thoughts, and the sparks on the cigarette butts flickered and dimmed.

"Principal Rabbit, Lafang didn't mean it, you can't get angry with him." In fact, Ye Xiaojun didn't know why Principal Rabbit was suddenly angry, but since he was here to persuade him, it was right to blame Lafang for the blame.

Principal Rabbit stretched out his hand to take the cigarette handed over by Ye Xiaojun, sighed and said, "Ye Xiaojun, you don't understand, I was thinking about a very serious question just now, but I was interrupted by Lafang. ”

"What serious question?" Now Principal Rabbit is the backbone of everyone, he thinks clearly, and he is usually calmer than everyone, if there is any problem, everyone is actually used to listening to him.

"Say, how much smoke did we brought?" Principal Rabbit played with the cigarette in his hand, but did not light it.

"How much? Come to think of it, there are two packs per person, and there are probably two of them in Lafang. Ye Xiaojun opened the cigarette case in his hand and saw that there was only half a pack left. It seems that the amount of this cigarette is not much less than what he said.

"Yes, just such a little smoke, we wear it here, I don't know if there is a chance to go back, when we can go back, this smoke is definitely not enough." The day when there is no cigarette smoking will be the day when life is worse than death.

"Hold the grass, you are talking about a very serious problem, is it smoke?" I didn't expect to kill Ye Xiaojun, Principal Rabbit was actually thinking about this, this Lafang was unlucky to hit the muzzle.

"Isn't that serious?" Principal Rabbit reached out and took a candle and lit the cigarette, "When the time comes, there will be no such treasure that swallows clouds and spits, and I think the identity of our gods will soon be exposed." ”

When Ye Xiaojun heard it, it was really the truth, they were mistaken for immortals, and this first step was because they were able to swallow clouds and spit out fog, which was consistent with the legendary image of immortals. If there were no cigarettes, how would we be able to create that smoky "spectacle" in the future?

"That's a serious question." Ye Xiaojun stretched out his hand to ask for the cigarette, but after thinking about it, he held back and had to save some smoke.

Lafang, who was lying on the bed, looked angry, but her ears were erected and she listened to all the conversations here. His unintentional mistake made Principal Rabbit angry, and he was a little unconvinced, but now when he hears it, he is still angry in his heart. With a grunt, he rolled over and got up, reached out and grabbed the press uniform with many pockets, took out all the cigarettes inside, and counted them carefully.

Zhang Xiaoguang just finished smoking at this time, turned around and saw Lafang counting cigarettes, so he leaned over and wanted to touch a pack, but before his hand was next to the cigarette case, he was kicked by Lafang and fell to the side of the bed.

There was originally an incense burner on the ground next to the bed, but it was knocked over by Zhang Xiaoguang at this time, making a lot of noise.

Principal Rabbit and Ye Xiaojun looked at it at the same time, and they didn't know how Zhang Xiaoguang could fall down well, and they were about to ask, when they heard Lafang say: "Ho labor, did you hear Principal Rabbit say that you want to save some pumping?" I also want to come over and touch the labor-management dripping cigarettes. ”

Ye Xiaojun originally thought about how to resolve the two angry people, but when he heard Lafang say this, his heart suddenly became happy, this stinky boy actually eavesdropped.

Principal Rabbit was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then he also crooked the corners of his mouth and laughed.

This is the benefit of men, being generous and not holding grudges. This has to be changed to a woman, and I don't know how to toss to get rid of my anger.

"Why save?" Zhang Xiaoguang didn't hear the conversation just now, you guys are good, one after another, it's my turn, you say you want to save.

"Zhang Xiaoguang, let me ask you, we are called immortals, why?" Principal Rabbit asked in a seductive tone, and motioned to Ye Xiaojun for them not to speak yet.

"How do I know?" Blinked, Zhang Xiaoguang's face was puzzled, he didn't spread this word, why did he ask him.

"Because we're going to swallow the clouds." With that, Principal Rabbit stood out a cloud of smoke, and his eyes were both enjoyable and misty.

Zhang Xiaoguang looked at Principal Rabbit, thought about it and thought, it turned out that he was regarded as Li Xuanba because he didn't smoke in front of Li Shimin.

"So, if we run out of cigarettes, do you think Li Shimin will find out that we are actually fake immortals?" How did Principal Rabbit know that Zhang Xiaoguang had already thought crookedly, and continued: "We crossed over from the Celestial Dynasty to this Tang Dynasty, once our identities are revealed, do you think we still have a way to live?" ”

If there is no fake identity of this immortal, except for Zhang Xiaoguang, I am afraid that the other three people will be a dead word. This can be seen from the generals in the tomb who are eyeing them.

The reason why the young general came to ask for guilt today, instead of being arrested, was because of the identity of the "immortal".

"You mean, we can't go back?" Zhang Xiaoguang didn't think as thoroughly as Principal Rabbit, he always thought that maybe one day, they would suddenly go back again.

"I don't know." Principal Rabbit's tone was a little low, and even Ye Xiaojun and Lafang drooped their heads, unable to lift their spirits.

"Then I also smoked, in front of Li Shimin, and then told him that I am not Li Xuanba, I am also an immortal, and then we ran away." As long as he is not Li Xuanba, Li Shimin will not leave himself, when the time comes, the four of them will go together, the emperor is far away, what are you afraid of.

"Escape? Where can we escape? Even if we escape, what will we live on? "Zhang Xiaoguang's thoughts, Principal Rabbit has not thought about it, but there is only one result of escaping, that is, death.

The four of them were silent, and in just one day, the amount of information they needed to digest was too great.

"Then you say, what are we going to do?" Ye Xiaojun felt that the current predicament still had to be solved by Principal Rabbit coming up with a solution.

"Zhang Xiaoguang continues to pretend to be Li Xuanba, and the three of us must shape the image of our immortals, and we must make Li Shimin and the eldest grandson believe in us." Principal Rabbit said the plan in his heart, this plan needs the cooperation of four people, and no one is enough.

"How?" The other three said in unison.

The prop of cigarettes is limited, and when it is used up, it will be gone, so the image of this fairy must be started from other places. But for a while, Principal Rabbit couldn't think of any practical solution.

In desperation, I had to let everyone sleep first, this matter must be considered in the long run.

There was no talk all night, and it was not until the next morning that the four of them were woken up by the maid. I put on my clothes in a daze, ate breakfast, and were all invited by the eldest grandson.

As soon as they heard that they were going to see the eldest grandson, the four of them were excited, and then they completely sobered up.

"What should I do?" There is no specific plan for this immortal shaping project, and it has been summoned by the eldest grandson clan early in the morning, what if it shows its feet.

"Don't worry, don't worry, I want to think about it." Principal Rabbit walked in front, and his eyes were blurry and he couldn't see clearly, so he had to deliberately slow down and follow behind the maid.

"Did you bring any cigarettes?"

Ye Xiaojun heard Principal Rabbit ask, and quickly took his eyes out of the crack of his belt, "I brought this bag with me." ”

"Listen, go in for a while, don't talk to what the eldest grandson asks, you can give this cigarette to Lafang, let him find a chance to light it." I'll leave the rest to me, as well as Zhang Xiaoguang. "Take turns smoking, then you can save a lot, Lafang usually doesn't go through the brain, let him smoke without talking, it's a safer way.

When Ye Xiaojun heard it, this is the truth, immortals, don't talk to mortals casually, you have to distance yourself from mortals and maintain a sense of mystery, so that it is not easy to be debunked.

Of course, Lafang has no opinion, he can smoke unscrupulously in front of the queen, and he is the first person in history, so he quickly agreed happily.

It was Zhang Xiaoguang, who was unwilling to deal with the eldest grandson when he heard that he was still going to deal with it. However, the other three people were overwhelming, and one of them violently knocked on his head, which made his eyes red directly.

"Very good, that's the state, when you see the eldest grandson in a while, you just need to blink and look at her, words, I'll tell you." Principal Rabbit was very satisfied with Zhang Xiaoguang's expression at this time, no woman can escape the trick of a man selling cuteness.

What's more, the eldest grandson really loves Li Xuanba.