"Fart!" Lafang was the first to jump up, crossing, what are you kidding, such a bloody thing will never happen to him, absolutely!

Ye Xiaojun saw that Lafang was so excited, so he hurriedly went up and held him down, although he didn't want to admit it, but judging from the current situation, I'm afraid that what Principal Rabbit said about the bloody incident can't be true. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Principal Rabbit's eyes were a little hollow at this time, and he couldn't tell whether he wanted to cry or laugh, and after his analysis, crossing was already a sure thing.

"I know you don't believe it, at first, I didn't believe it myself, but ......" Principal Rabbit took a deep breath of his cigarette, gritted his teeth, and decided to tell his guess all at once.

After Principal Rabbit's detailed narration, the other three finally quieted down, although Lafang in the middle had raised questions several times, but Principal Rabbit's analysis was thorough and there was no loophole.

"Ho, ho, labor, this ...... This is too ......" Lafon felt that her chest was tight and short of breath at this time, and her brain was still suspected of being congested. Turned his head to look at Ye Xiaojun, and then at Zhang Xiaoguang, and suddenly didn't know what to say later.

Forget it, let's smoke one first.

La Fang stretched out his hand to Ye Xiaojun's cigarette case again, and Ye Xiaojun slapped it when he saw this, "Hold the grass, at this time, you don't forget to take advantage." ”

Just when Lafang wanted to refute, there was a knock on the door, and the voice of the waiter came in, "San Lang, three immortals, how about letting people come in and serve you in the hot springs for a long time?" ”

This hot spring was already steaming, and there was a charcoal fire on the side, plus a few people smoked a lot, and the room was full of smoke at this time. The maids who pushed the door in looked at each other, and they were even more convinced of the statement that the gods had descended to earth and sent Saburo back, and as for the slightly pungent smell in the air, they had automatically ignored it.

After a sound of squirming dressing, the four of them were fully dressed. With short hair and the costumes of the Tang Dynasty, how indecent you look, I want to laugh, but I feel that my mouth is full of bitterness.

"San Lang, Your Majesty and the Empress invite you to dine together in the Taiji Palace." The waiter bowed down and asked Zhang Xiaoguang to go to the Taiji Palace, and then said respectfully to the three "immortals": "The three immortals must not be used to the fireworks in this world, so the old slave asked the maid to take the three to the side hall to rest." ”

With a wave of her hand, a little maid with a beautiful face walked up, and after saluting, she asked the three "immortals" to go to the side hall with her.

Hold the grass, the gods don't eat the fireworks in the world, peat, is it possible to have an incense burner to worship?!

Lafang was about to speak, but was grabbed by Principal Rabbit and shook his head to signal him not to talk nonsense. The four of them have reached a preliminary consensus on this crossing, and what they say at this time, they will do it themselves.

"Wait and see." Principal Rabbit felt that this crossing was really strange, and now he could only respond to all changes with the same. Holding Ye Xiaojun with one hand and Lafang with the other, he followed the maid towards the side hall.

After taking two steps, Principal Rabbit seemed to remember something again, walked back to Zhang Xiaoguang's side quickly, and hurriedly explained a few words in his ear. Seeing that Zhang Xiaoguang nodded and agreed, he left.

"Excuse me, where are the three immortals?"

As soon as the three of them sat down in the side hall, someone came looking for them outside the door.

Principal Rabbit motioned for Ye Xiaojun to open the door, while himself and Lafang got up and walked to the door. The identity of this "immortal" is fake, and Zhang Xiaoguang's identity is also fake, if Zhang Xiaoguang, who is still in the Taiji Hall at this time, shows any horses, his group of people will have to explain here.

"Be careful." Four modern people traveled to the Tang Dynasty, not to mention showing their strength, but they lost their lives without eating a full meal, which was really a shame to be thrown thousands of years ago.

Ye Xiaojun cautiously opened them, and standing outside the door was the soldier who had hit him with the hilt of his knife in the tomb.

It turned out that the soldier was also a small general, and he had regarded a few people as assassins before, which was not polite at all, but later I heard that these people were immortals, and they were sent by God to escort San Lang.

This time it's terrible, as soon as he thought that he had beaten the immortals, this young general was scared in his heart, no, I heard that the three immortals were resting in this side hall, and they were busy asking for leave from Shangfeng, and came to ask for sin.

Principal Rabbit saw that this person was carrying more than a dozen soldiers one after another, and secretly said in his heart that it was not good.

Didn't Zhang Xiaoguang remember his confession and goof?

Ye Xiaojun saw that this person was also numb in his scalp, and his whole back seemed to hurt again.

"The three immortals are above, please accept a certain worship." Seeing that the three immortals had a bad face, the young general thought that they were blaming themselves, so he knelt down and bowed without saying a word.

The three of them didn't expect that this person actually came to ask for sin, and a cold sweat was really in vain.

Seeing that the three immortals didn't care about him, the uneasiness in his heart deepened, and he turned around and asked the people behind him to send things into the side hall.

The group of people entered the side hall one after another, each holding an incense burner, gold and silver paper, and incense for worship, all of which were very complete.

If there is anything missing, it is only what can be eaten.

La Fang burst out laughing, but was immediately glared at by Principal Rabbit, so she had to hold back.

When the young general heard the fairy laughing, his heart suddenly relaxed, and he dared to raise his head. But when he looked up, his heart sank again, and he saw that the immortal standing on the right had a red face, and the expression on his face changed from time to time, and it was uncertain.

"The gods forgive their sins, so-and-so, so-and-so came to the door to ask for sin, and I hope that the gods will not be angry." mistakenly saw Lafang's unsmiling face as a red face, which made the cold sweat on the young general's body burst out.

When Principal Rabbit heard this, he squinted and smiled, touched his thin lips, and said, "Don't be frightened, my younger brother is just born red and looks angry, but he is actually very easy to get along with." ”

When the young general heard this, he quickly nodded yes, but he didn't dare to raise his head again.

"It's just ......" Principal Rabbit glanced at the young general incomprehensibly, and stopped talking.

It's just that? The young general thought to himself that this shorter fairy looked very kind, did he want to mention himself?

"It's just that we have just descended to earth, and our mana has not yet fully recovered, so I'm afraid your incense is useless, and you still need some food." People are iron rice and steel, it's not okay if you don't eat or drink, and these people are not real immortals, these incense burners or something, if you want to have a fart, getting some food is the key.

"Yes, yes, so-and-so was negligent, and so-and-so asked people to prepare meals for the three immortals." When the young general heard this, it turned out that the immortal's mana had not yet recovered, no wonder he could actually beat the immortal in the tomb.

The young general got up to prepare for food, and only remembered halfway through, then turned around and saluted, "Thank you for the grace of the gods." ”

That's when I really left.

"Principal Rabbit, he's here to plead guilty? What sin please? As soon as Lafang heard that there was something to eat, her eyes immediately lit up, and her face was not so red.

"Hold the grass, he hit me, that's it?" Although Ye Xiaojun is not a person who holds grudges, he was beaten inexplicably, and he was a little unhappy no matter what he thought about it.

Principal Rabbit glanced at Ye Xiaojun and asked rhetorically, "Don't forget it, what else do you want?" Beat him up? Let's not talk about whether you can beat him or not, if you beat him, who will get us food? ”

"That's it, the meal is bigger than the sky, isn't it just to hit you, count the birds as birds." Anyway, it wasn't himself who was beaten, and Lafang could see it.

"Hey, forget it, even if I'm unlucky." Ye Xiaojun was right to think about it, did he really want to eat those incense?

Thanks to the young general who came to ask for guilt, the three Principal Rabbit were not hungry after all, but the food in this Datang was really not very good.

When Zhang Xiaoguang came back, it was already past 11 o'clock, and this meal was actually eaten for several hours.

When he came back, Zhang Xiaoguang's face was pale and he looked tired.

"Zhang Xiaoguang, what I told you, you are not wrong, right?" Principal Rabbit is a night owl, and 11 o'clock is not the beginning of the nightlife for him, but this Datang has no entertainment pastime, and it is a little boring to wait.

"Well, I did." Zhang Xiaoguang casually found a place to sit down, reached out to take out a cigarette in his pocket, and touched it for a long time before he remembered that he was wearing Datang clothes, so he had to give up.

"Principal Rabbit, what did you ask Zhang Xiaoguang to say?" Ye Xiaojun was already drowsy, but when he saw Zhang Xiaoguang coming in, he forced himself to get up, there are some things to figure out.

"Let me hug my thighs." In fact, Zhang Xiaoguang didn't know why Principal Rabbit had to pretend to be their younger brother in front of Li Shimin and the eldest grandson, but he said that it was life-threatening, so he could only do it.

"Hug your thighs? What do you mean? Ye Xiaojun threw a cigarette to Zhang Xiaoguang, presumably he didn't smoke it all night, and he was very hungry at this time.

"What?" How do you smoke this cigarette without a lighter?

"Hold the grass, you stupid? There are so many candles in this room, just light them. Ye Xiaojun glanced at Zhang Xiaoguang, went out to eat, and his brain was stupid.

"Leave that alone, let's talk about your meal first." Principal Rabbit sat cross-legged next to Zhang Xiaoguang, and took a candlestick to light a cigarette for him.

In fact, the meal eaten in the Taiji Palace, Zhang Xiaoguang ate a wax like a wax. Don't mention that the food is not delicious, and the endless words of the Guangchang Sun family make Zhang Xiaoguang unable to swallow.

Li Shimin and Changsun seemed to know that Zhang Xiaoguang had no memory, starting from getting along with each other when they were children, and talking about it all the time, talking about how he died, and then why he was buried again, and finally Zhang Xiaoguang appeared from the coffin.

"Li Xuanba's life?" When Principal Rabbit heard this, I damn it, this is okay, what is more detailed than what Li Shimin said in person, and his heart suddenly burst with excitement, he is still very interested in the history of the Tang Dynasty.

But after asking carefully, I realized that Zhang Xiaoguang didn't remember much at all, and he didn't know what he was doing all night.

Principal Rabbit was angry in his heart, he really couldn't support the wall, what a valuable historical knowledge, he missed it like this. raised his hand and slapped Zhang Xiaoguang on the head, scolding: "You stupid! I've never seen you so stupid! ”

Zhang Xiaoguang covered his head and said aggrievedly: "Why are you beating me?" Didn't you make me admit what Li Xuanba was? Brother and sister-in-law shouted diligently, and the others could be mixed up? ”

Well, that's what I did, everything is based on hugging my thighs. Principal Rabbit regretted that he didn't explain a few more words, hey, forget it, Zhang Xiaoguang didn't wear a goof, it's already good.