After the young editors of the editorial department of "Science and Technology of Agricultural and Sideline Production" had lunch today, the "Freedom Forum" was still held in the offices of Cui Dalin and Chen Fufu. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Wu Wei still sat opposite Chen Quanquan, and as soon as he sat down, he said to several other people: "I just heard a new story, and I will tell you it before I have a hot stomach." The leader of a planet sent a scout to the earth to find out the news, and after the scout went around the earth, he went back and reported that the creatures on the earth were called 'cars', and they were running very fast, eating a kind of 'food' called 'people', and spitting it out. ”

Chen Quanfu took a sip of the water in the big teacup and said to Wu Wei: "What you are telling is not a new story, you are old-fashioned." I heard that the leader of an alien planet sent a scout to the earth to inquire about the news, and the scout went back and reported that there were many creatures on the earth, there were tigers, there were lions, and they all liked to eat meat; There are sheep and cows, and they all like to eat grass; There is also a kind of creature called 'people', and they like a kind of flower note called 'money' the most, and some people can risk their lives in order to get the flower note they want. ”

"Let's talk quietly, close the door, and don't affect Director Shen and Sister Yao's rest." Cui Dalin said to several other people, "What you are talking about is false, is it good to talk about some facts, the four of us will soon face the problem of getting married and starting a family, each of us will introduce our own ideas, so that we can learn from each other and learn from each other's strengths." ”

Chen Quanfu spoke first: "I don't plan to go back to my hometown for my wedding, mainly because I think the set of procedures at home is too cumbersome and vulgar. When I did it in Beijing, I was also going to be simplistic, just have a meal with my friends and buddies, and not say those empty and undesirable words at the wedding ceremony, I did this, and I also had a reason not to let my father come to Beijing to attend my wedding, I planned, after getting married, let my mother come to Beijing to live with us for a while. ”

Wu Wei continued: "I agree with the idea of editing Chen's marriage affairs simply, mainly from the perspective of frugality, I am economically sack embroidery, the foundation is too poor, the grand is not rich in money, it is simple and faceless, it is best to travel to get married, what kind of work, how much money it costs, no one can see." ”

"Your idea is very practical, you will leave after receiving the gift money, and you will come back with nothing to do after a walk outside, and a family of 'three people' only needs to sell two tickets. I feel more and more that Xiao Wu is not very old, has a lot of eyes, and has more pores than us. Chen Quanfu made fun of Wu Wei.

Wu Wei blushed and said, "You can't say that, it's inevitable to invite colleagues and friends to a meal." ”

Chen Quanfu said to Wu Wei again: "What you just thought made me a little disappointed, I originally thought, if you hold a wedding in your hometown, several of us will go over, not only to cheer you on, but also to travel by the way, and you can also taste the special snacks of your hometown, I know, your family's 'stupid' is very much, don't get me wrong, I'm talking about stupid eggs, I like to eat real stupid eggs in the countryside." ”

Wu Wei said to Chen Quanquan: "You also grew up in the countryside, don't think how bad the living conditions in the countryside are, our family now often eats seafood, which is the kind of black and long-growing------"

"Sea cucumbers?"

"No, it's kelp!" Wu Wei teased Chen to enrich himself, he was very proud, and said to him with a smile, "By the way, I remembered one thing again, I had a dream the night before yesterday, and I dreamed that the two of us really went to my hometown together, I invited you to have a meal in a restaurant in our town, the main dish is toon sprouts scrambled stupid eggs, and now you still have an account, you can take some money out to me now, and it is not too late for me to settle the bill next time I go back to my hometown." ”

Cui Dalin said to Wu Wei on the side: "Among several of us, Xiao Wu is the best at settling accounts, it's a pity that you didn't study finance and accounting in college." If you want to save trouble and money when you get married, I have a good solution, which is to postpone the wedding until after the Spring Festival next year and hold it with the children's full moon banquet. ”

Wu Wei saw that Chen Quanfu and Cui Dalin focused on themselves, deliberately diverted their attention, and asked Fei Aijun, who had been looking down at the newspaper: "Editor Fei, there is any good news in the newspaper, it seems endless, and I don't even participate in the discussion of such a major event as how to organize a wedding." ”

Fei Aijun looked up at Wu Wei and said, "I want to see if there is an obituary in the newspaper recently about me dying of sorrow in order to buy a house and pay off the loan." I'm not very interested in what you've just talked about, you're all virgins when you get married, and I'm not like you. ”

Wu Wei pouted and smiled: "You can't go to the newspaper if you die of worrying about repaying the mortgage, and now it's not up to standard." In addition, when marrying a woman, virgins and non-virgins are actually the same, and the structure of women is the same, the difference is only whether there is a membrane that can be broken when stabbed, and some men don't value it. I heard about an incident in which two lovers entered the hotel room, and the girl took off her coat and said to the boy affectionately, "My dear, I offer you the most precious thing in me today!" The boy was overjoyed when he heard this, and without hesitation, he took off the gold necklace around the girl's neck. ”

Chen Quanfu said: "Xiao Wu also learned to make up stories to deceive us. ”

Wu Wei continued: "However, some men have found a woman who remarried and did not suffer at all, I had a classmate in high school who found a married woman, and his search for this woman was similar to finding a virgin, because the woman's ex-husband's guy was weak all his life, and he had to die of illness before he became hard in the morgue." This is called, a man's kidneys are not good, and marriage is equal to zero. ”

Chen Quanfu said to Wu Wei: "The ex-husband of the woman you talked about is a little wronged, impotence is actually easy to treat, I heard that there is a magical grass to restore impotence, this grass has a special effect on stimulating people's sexual interest, men can't stand it if they eat too much, women can't stand it if they eat too much, and men can't stand it if women eat too much." ”

"In this case, don't be an editor, go back to your hometown to rent a piece of land, grow more grass, make a lot of money, and make a fortune!" Wu Wei said.

Chen Quanfu said: "You can't plant too much yangweed, otherwise Mother Earth won't be able to stand it." ”

Shen Qiao pushed the door into the house and said to a few young people: "Why don't you boys rest at noon, don't and consume toilet paper, and talk nonsense." ”

Dalin gave up the chair under his buttocks to Shen Qiao, sat down on the chair against the wall, and said to Shen Qiao: "Several of us have the same disease, and we will soon be sentenced to 'wife imprisonment', and we are studying countermeasures together." ”

Shen Qiao said: "This issue is indeed urgent, several of you are older young people, you should get married and start a family as soon as possible." It is said that some people have calculated that 90% of students in college are in love, but in the end 80% have to break up, the main reason is that there are too many uncertain factors during the student period. It should be said that it is more reliable to fall in love and get married after joining the work, and you are all models of late marriage and late childbearing. ”

"This year, Editor Fei is thirty-one years old, Cui Dalin is twenty-nine years old, and I am twenty-eight years old, and we all have a clear conscience about the 'model' title awarded by Director Shen." After Chen Quanfu finished talking to Shen Qiao, he turned to Wu Wei and said, "Wu Wei is the youngest, but he wants to get married before a few of us, and he also wants his unborn children to witness the wedding of his parents. ”

Several people laughed when they heard Fei Aijun's words.

Wu Wei blushed again, and said to Chen Quanquan: "You should be cautious when you speak in the future, and then talk freely, beware of your sentimental girlfriend treating you as a banana, picking your skin, treating you as a bitter melon, and digging your heart." ”

"My girlfriend won't get along with me, her emotions are like the sea, and I have mastered the law of the ebb and flow." Chen said confidently.

Cui Dalin saw that Wu Wei was a little embarrassed in front of everyone, and deliberately relieved him of the siege, and joked with Fei Aijun: "Let me give you a suggestion, Sister Yao is about to become an editor's wife, she is still dressed in old clothes all day long, and her rural sister-in-law is working in the field, so you also advise her to dress up appropriately." (To be continued.) )