Chapter 91: Debunking the Deception
Luo Suopo's black face swelled into purple, turned her head, opened her eyes, and said with her mouth open:
"Poor Monk...... The poor monk doesn't argue with you, so let's ask Yu Chi how he feels after eating Xiankaidan. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info”
Everyone's eyes turned to Yu Chi Cannon, and Wei Chi Cannon hurriedly took over and said:
"It's good, it's okay! If it weren't for An He's presence today, plus taking the refined pills, I'm afraid I wouldn't be able to stand here and talk! ”
When An He heard this, his nose was crooked, and he thought:
I really don't understand how such a shrewd old man can be superstitious about this kind of ethereal alchemy!
But after all, he saved himself, and he couldn't hate to see him being deceived by the demon monk, so he had to think of ways to stop him from taking these bullshit pills that hurt others and himself again, it seems that he can't tell the truth.
"What the kid said just now is just a joke with the master, in fact, whether it is religion or Buddhism, it can't make people immortal, nor can it make people become immortals and become Buddhas, it's just a kind of belief of people.
How can there be immortals from ancient times to the present? Qin Shi Huang believed in the words of the warlock, worked hard and lost money to find the elixir, and finally became a joke through the ages, and the Han Wu was obsessed with alchemy, and finally returned to the west.
If you can become an immortal with a pill, won't all the people in this world become this immortal? Where are we mortals? ”
As soon as An He's words came out, not only Luo Ersa Po, but also Yu Chi Cannon, Yu Chi Baolin, Yu Chi Xunling, and Yu Chi Baoqi were also surprised.
Because of the limited understanding of people in the Tang Dynasty, most people still generally believe that there are gods, otherwise there are thousands of temples across the country.
Luo Yi smiled and said:
"Taking pills as a means of health preservation has been formed and spread since ancient times. Your country's "Shennong's Materia Medica" says: Stone eaters are not old. "Shennong's Four Classics" also says that bait dansha, realgar, orpiment, mica, each taken alone, all make people fly forever. You don't think your own culture is wrong, right?" ”
Anhe replied:
"You have a lot of research on Chinese culture, people say that Lao Tzu rode a green ox through the Hangu Pass, leaving a 5,000-word "Tao Te Ching" and turned into immortals, and later generations only saw the "Tao Te Ching" spread in the world, who has seen Lao Tzu feather into an immortal, are just legends, no one has witnessed it, it is not enough to rely on."
Seeing him, Luo Yi said:
"Little donor, it's not that you can't believe in the immortal skills of poor monks."
As he spoke, he took a sip of the tea on the table.
"The water is a little cold."
Luo Yi said to herself.
Wei Chi Cannon hurriedly ordered his subordinates to go and change another glass.
Luo Ersa stopped and said:
"No need."
Luo Er Suo Po held the cup in his right hand, stretched out his left hand, and put it under the cup, and after a while a blue flame rose in his hand, and he pretended to burn it underneath for a while, and then, as soon as his left hand was closed, the flame was extinguished, and his right hand took the cup and sang, nodded and said:
"Well, the tea is good."
Seeing the stunned appearance of everyone, Luo Ersa Po was very proud, and took out a white silk scarf from the sleeve of the robe, and lit it with a fire fold, the silk scarf suddenly burst into flames, and after burning for a while, he blew out the flames, and the silk scarf was actually intact, and then calmly put the silk scarf back into the sleeve of the robe.
Wei Chi Cannon exclaimed: "The holy monk is really superb, I am very impressed!" ”
An He could see clearly, before the fire in Luo Ersu's hand, he put his hand into his sleeve, and then took it out, spread his palm under a beam of sunlight coming in from the window, he must have put something similar to phosphorus in his hand, the ignition point of phosphorus is extremely low, and it is very easy to ignite under the sunlight.
"Is the old general talking about that little trick just now? I will do this too. ”
An He said with a faint smile.
Wei Chi Xunxi on the side pulled the corner of La'anhe's clothes and said:
"Fourth brother, this old monk's immortal technique is in front of him just now, it doesn't seem to be a deception."
Obviously, Yu Chi Xunshan believes a little bit in this Luo Er Suo Po.
An He ignored him.
He ordered someone to take a jar of high-grade liquor, and carried the stove that had just been carried out of the house back to the house, and used a simple distillation method to evaporate and separate the water in the liquor as much as possible, and after half an hour, a part of the alcohol with a high concentration was obtained.
All this was done in front of everyone in the Taiji Hall, and the rich aroma of wine permeated the room.
An He asked Yu Chi Amin to take her own silk scarf and soak it in alcohol for a while.
An He smiled and said:
"Sister Min, please light it with a fire fold."
Yu Chi Amin was a little hesitant, afraid that An He would make a fool of himself in public, so he tried a few times, but he didn't want to go to it.
An He said: "Sister Min, just order it, and I will keep your silk scarf intact." ”
Yu Chi Amin's heart was wide, and he asked Yu Chi Baolin for a fire fold, lit the fire, put the silk scarf on it, the flame protruded, the beating flame burned, half sounded, blew out the flame, and the silk scarf in Yu Chi Amin's hand was safe and sound.
Amin Daiki said:
"Brother Ann, this silk scarf is really not damaged."
How Luo Er Suo did it, Anhe didn't know, but thinking about it, the principle was the same. If it's not alcohol, it's some other primitive product.
Wei Chi Cannon and the others stayed there, how could they understand this kind of chemical reaction common sense?
An He smiled indifferently and said:
"As for the fact that you used the fire in your hand to heat the water cup just now, I think that the master must have done it with the help of the things in the robe."
Seeing that the scam was exposed, Luo Yu's face turned blue, and she had nothing to answer when she sat down.
Anhe burned another fire and said:
According to what you said, if you have eaten the elixir, you can live forever and not fall into the six realms of reincarnation, dare to ask, didn't Emperor Taizong also eat the elixir refined by the master? Where is Emperor Taizong now?
An He's words hit Luo Ersuo's numb bones, and Luo Ersuo couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat, thinking:
I'd better hurry up, in case these people think that Emperor Taizong ate my elixir and died, and it reaches Emperor Li Zhi, my life will not be guaranteed!
Thinking of this, Luo Ersa Po stood up and said:
"Emperor Taizong took the elixir refined by the poor monks, although he did not live for a hundred years, but the body of the Son of Heaven is comparable to the body of mortals such as me, Taizong has turned into a dragon and gone, took off this mortal body, set up an immortal position, and went to the West Heaven Bliss, how is this not the best result? Since the little benefactor does not believe in the poor monk, the poor monk is useless here, and the poor monk takes his leave! ”
After saying that, he turned around and walked away without looking back.
Wei Chi Cannon hurriedly stepped forward to block:
"Holy monk, and slow ......"
Luo Ersa Po walked like a fly, and she was gone.
Wei Chi beat his chest and pointed at An He:
"You...... Boy, hey........"
Yu Chi Amin walked forward, supported him and said:
"Grandpa, didn't you see it all just now, Ann and his brother have exposed his deception, why are you still sighing?"
An He knew that it was not easy for a Tang Dynasty person who had been cultivating and refining pills for a long time to accept modern ideas at once, so he said to him:
"Old general, I read the secret recipe given to you by Luo Ersa Po, it may be suitable for Tianzhu people, but not for us Tang people, the kid met Sun Simiao in Zhongnan Mountain, he told the kid a recipe for alchemy, I will refine the elixir and send it to you another day, won't it save you the trouble of hard alchemy."
When Wei Chi heard the cannon, he was overjoyed, Sun Simiao had heard of it.
During the Tang Zhenguan period, Taizong Li Shimin's eldest grandson, Empress Empress, was pregnant for more than ten months and could not give birth, but was seriously ill and bedridden, and the imperial doctors were helpless, so Sun Simiao was summoned to the palace.
Due to the constraints of "men and women do not kiss", doctors can not approach the women in the palace to see a doctor, most of them can not get close to the side, Sun Simiao took out a red thread, asked the girl to tie the thread on the queen's right wrist, one end of the bamboo curtain pulled out, Sun Simiao pinched one end of the line, and began to "lead the pulse" outside the queen's room.
quickly found out the crux of the problem, so Cai Nu put the queen's left hand close to the bamboo curtain, Sun Simiao saw the acupuncture point and pricked it violently, the queen was in pain and trembled. After a while, only the sound of the baby's croaking and crying was heard, and the prince was successfully born, and he was praised by the world as a generation of miracle doctors.
"That's true!"
Wei Chi Cannon opened the leopard's eyes and looked at An He.
Ann He Says:
"The old general saved the kid's life, how dare the kid deceive the general.
Only then did Wei Chi Cannon turn his worries into joy, and ordered his subordinates to cook, and the family got together easily, and Wei Chi Cannon didn't want to lose the opportunity to reunite.
At the dinner table, everyone seemed to regard Anhe as their own family.